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Blind and Retarded
CPT. AKBAR BUYS BREAD FROM HIPPIE THE BAKER
Mr. policeman, would you dare for a visit this evening?
- Can I come as well? - You can not, Collins!
LATER THAT DAY, CPT. AKBAR ADMIRES THE COSY FLAT
- Will you give us ***? - No.
I see! Joey uses *** instead of frying oil!
Fungus!
- What did you say about my boy? - Nothing! Zip off!
Damn you... YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Hippie, unlock the door! I don't want to burn down!
- But there's no fire! - Well then. But unlock the door. - Why?
Get out!
JOEY AND HIPPIE HAVE DECIDED TO SCORE OFF THEIR NEIGHBOUR
*doorbell ringing*
We are blind and retarded children. Please, spare a dime!
No, you must be Hippie and Joey!
- No, we're blind and retarded! - Such lies! Shame on you!
So, we'll go and when we fall of the stairs, it's your fault!
Joey, are you breathing?
Breathe! Breathe!
NOOOOO!!!