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And then the fireman said
you crack me up
Noah, what the hell
was that, it was like a fade in and then
there’s a punch line
to a stupid joke, that people aren’t going to understand
The fireman cracked you up, what’s all that about?!
Yeah well, I don’t need to impress you, ok?!
Look Noah, give me a pound
What?
Give me a pound
Why ? Just give it to me!
What was all that about?
I needed a cigarette
Why did you need a pound?
It’s “the cheeky blag” What?
The cheeky blag, it’s a thing we do in France.
OK let me explain.
The cheeky blag is broken down into three steps
Etape une, etape deux, etape trois
Step 1, step 2, step 3
The first step, it goes like this
Find your target
Softly explain that you have run out of cigarettes
Show your target an amount of change, which you will then use to exchange for one maybe two cigarettes
If the first two steps are executed correctly then the target will feel an overwhelming sense of empathy and offer you a cigarette without the charge
Great job
and that is how it works
Yeah well that’s not going to work again! Why not ?
Because that woman is lovely, she’d give anything to anyone.
Well how do you know that?
Because that my mom's friend Valerie
Hey Val!
Ello Noah, how’s your mum?
yes she's all right
How’s the old acting going?
Oh, um.
I’m not getting as much auditions as I’d like but you know I’m coping, yeah.
Shame. Do you remember that time you crapped yourself in that audition?
Yeah all right!
Oh how we laughed!
Alright! Shutup you stupid old witch!
Lovely woman eh
Yeah well it still won’t work again!
Wait
That’s just luck!
No Noah, I’ve got charisma
something you do not have
I bet 5 pounds I’ve got charisma
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
What?!
If I was to give you a bit of change would I be able to get on of those ***, just because I’m a bit short at the moment.
Yeah I suppose
What about the money mate?
I just thought you were giving it to me?
No you said you’d give me some change for the cigarettes.
Well I’ve only got a fiv-
How did it go?
Yeah well I got the ***
And the fiver??
Its gone.
Oi! No Smoking!