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Kötti: Welcome, Ladys and Gentlemen, to our next try.
Studio Diary
Chapter I: The Departure
...and Burden Of Life as motor mechanics.
Karl: I'm having some kind of deja vu... Kötti: We all do. But where's your hair?
Karl: We're packing the car and you're playing with a damn camera!
Kötti: I'm not playing, I'm documenting!
Kötti: ...you gotta know the difference!
Kötti: Nice ***!
Babl: Good Morning! I'm Mr. Butt. Hello there!
Kötti: I'm documenting the progress...
Kötti: Okay, we're at the parking space of our good old Mälze again...
Kötti: And we've packed our stuff. The adventure starts in a minute...
Kötti: 17 days in Frankfurt...
Kötti: I've never been away from home that long...
Karl: Kinda embarassing, huh?
Kötti: We have two cars, the legendary Karl-Van..
Kötti: which we already had last year and...
Kötti: Bismarck sadly has retired and waits in the garage for his return
Kötti: and I borrowed my brothers car, which has no name
Kötti: So I'll call it Axel Rose.
Kötti: Okay?
Kötti: Next up you may watch me incompetently fill up oil and water...
Kötti: Because I'm good at NOTHING.
Kötti: And then we'll hit the road!
Kötti: We've bought Shell-Helix's old trusty 15-W-40 motoroil
Kötti: I've done this a thousand times...
Kötti: I'ts gotta work like this. Damn this is viscous,
Kötti: But it runs smoothly. Looks like syrup.
Kötti: Who want's some pancakes?
Babl: ...would be SO funny if that were the windscreen wiper fluid...
Kötti: Wait a second I've got to oil my motor first.
Kötti: And this time it's not a metaphor for sex!
...Stupid laughing...
Kötti: Karl you're ruining EVERYTHING!!!
Kötti: We close the motor.
Kötti: And it runs!
Kötti: What did you want? Karl: *mumbles unintelligible*
Babl: I just build it all together SO nicely and Karl ruins everything AGAIN!
Babl: Because Karls just.... Kötti: 15-W-40!!
Babl: ...facistic....
Kötti: 15-W-40! Helix!
Kötti: Shell!
What music do Burden Of Life listen to on such a long journey?
Kötti: Karl asked me to ...
Babl: Please let's just drive home...
Kötti: Karl asked me to lend him some CDs because he has none..
Kötti: And of course I brought way to much. But I made a good mix! We present:
Kötti: Gary Moore - Wild Frontier. Extremly handsome man on the cover... Good album!
Kötti: Muse - Black Holes and Revelations. Good album.
Kötti: OK Computer from Radiohead. In case you want something experimental.
Kötti: 'Til Death Unites Us - Norther.
Kötti: Ghost Opera from Kamelot... Komelot...
Kötti: Reroute To Remain from In Flames
Kötti: All time classic: A Night At The Opera by Queen AWESOME!
Kötti: The Dire Straits - Making Movies
Kötti: Six Degrees Of Inner Turbulence by Dream Theater
Kötti: Another all time classic: Back In Black by AC/DC. Babl: Everytime...
Kötti: Amon Amarth - Versus The World. Thought that wouldn't be bad.
Kötti: And very important: Somewhere In Time by AC/DC
Waaaait a minute!
Can we hear that again?
Kötti: And also very important:
Kötti: Somewhere In Time by AC/DC.
Kötti: So, let's go!
Babl: For the second time...
Kötti: for the f-f-f-fifth time actually...
Babl: No. These other times... No.
Kötti: Babl says no.
Kötti: So, no we've prooved ourselves as mechanics... or not...
Kötti: My hair looks awful...
Kötti: Um, we will...
*Some music video reenacting*
Bavarian accent Babl: Soooo.. Bavarian accent Kötti: Everything alright?
Bavarian accent Babl: Everything alright!
Karl: I guess we will have 70 hours of video instead of 7 at the end...
Kötti: 20. 20 is realistic...
Kötti: We're gonna get going now. Gotta stop at a gas station so Karl can check his tires..
Kötti: And then...
Kötti: Look at the cam, not at the monitor...
Kötti: We'll rock this ***!