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Harro! Peter Chao here! You know what I hate? When Asian people say SWAG..SWAG: Something We Asians Got.
Rearry? Do you know how stupid that make us Asian look? People already think that the Asian race is the least bad *** race on the planet.
And now that we're saying SWAG: Something We Asians Got, that make us look like even the bigger dorky *** than we already are
Because let's face it: If you don't look like Peter Chao, and you're not part of the Far East Movement, then you probably look like this guy.
Hahahaha! [Laughing]
I'm just kidding Kevjumba fans ok calm down, calm your horses, ok? It's ok! I never met the guy but I'm pretty sure he's very cool.
Have a sense of humor Kevjumba fan, learn to laugh.
Speaking of the Far East Movement, I always see when I walk around, Brack people bumping to the song fly like a G6
Rearry? Fry like a G6? Do you not realize that song is produced by Chinks?
Now don't get Peter Chao wrong I love that song its dope as hell I'm just saying if you're a Brack man and you're walking around in the hood
And your ringtone go off and it's Fry like a G6, you will instantly lose all gangsta credibility
Cause I tell you Black people, you can walk around with all the 10 size too large baggy jeans with your five feet deep pocket and your long braids and your New York Knick jerseys
And it doesn't matter, ok, you could be as HOOD as ever, but if your phone go off, and it's Fry like a G6, you're as good as shot
Now Asians, don't worry, I'm not hating on you, if you have not notice by now, I'm Asian too.
I'm just saying, we are not gangsta, we are not fly, we cannot go around saying swag, because you know what?
We don't have to pretend to be somebody we are not. Don't feel like you have to be some wannabe *** just to fit in with your *** friend at school.
Because you know what? Jock stupid *** friend - they never go anywhere! Just for example: Mark Zuckerberg
Biggest *** nerd at school, you know what happen to him? He's the head of facebook and now he's a bajajilibillionaire, you know
Honestly, Asian really have nothing to worry about. Seriously, nothing. If you just think about it for one second, use your mind to think: NOTHING!
We own the entire world, we dominate everything! For example, let's just look at YouTube for one second. who's on top? Nigahiga: ASIAN!
Kevjumba: ASIAN! Kevjumba's Dad: ASIAN Ray William Johnson: Asian-ish FreddieW: ASIAN. Creators of YouTube: ASIAN
And most of all, Peter Chao: ASIAN! So to all of you piece of junk motherlovers, constantly hating on all the race with the small wieners
Well you know what!? Forget you! A double Forget you! We don't flippin need you! We're Asian we're domination. We are everything about the world that is good.
We just need stop saying the word swag: something we Asians got, because you know what? It's stupid!
You know what you should say instead? I berieve. You know why? Because that's what it say on my t-shirt.
and you can buy that shirt at www.cafepress.com/peterchaostore where you can get the I berieve shirt, and many other shirts.
Remember to follow me on twitter, follow my fan page on facebook, but most importantly...
Stop drinking the hatorade, stop saying swag, and start drinking the bubble tea! Chao Outside mudalover!
[Partyology by The Arka Teks]