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The treatment of the cataract in the time of the early Renaissance
Zhirinovsky: BTW, I asked for another mug
Berezovsky: But it's here, it's here. Move your hands around a little.
Zhirinovsky: Where? There it is.
Berezovsky: What about the money?
Zhirinovsky: One moment. One moment. So ...
Zhirinovsky: Take a look. What coin is this?
Kirienko: Let me feel it.
Hooded man: What is wrong with your eyes?
Berezovsky: Nothing special.
Kirienko: We're going blind a little.
Zhirinovsky: There's definitely an epidemic
Hooded man: So the whole city doesn't see anything all?
Kirienko: Why do you say that? Some see a nice fog before their eyes
Kirienko: We can live like this
Berezovsky: They don't miss when they eat out of a spoon
Hooded man: And since when has this been like this?
Kirienko: Hell knows, thank God, we don't see the calendar either
Hooded man: How do you live without a calendar?
Zhirinovsky: We live well! Don't go there. If it gets cold then it's winter.
Zhirinovsky: If it get warmer then it's summer. Now, however, it's not clear.
Zhirinovsky: If they play the national anthem, it must be Independence day
Hooded man: Independence from what?
Zhirinovsky: From everything
Berezovsky: What difference does it make? It's a holiday
Zhirinovsky: For fun you can walk around with a portrait
Hooded man: What portrait?
Kirienko: With the portrait of his Excellency. They say he's handsome
Hooded man: Who ?
Kirienko: The portrait
Hooded man: And his Excellency?
Zhirinovsky: His Excellency they say is Apollo.
Hooded man: Who says that?
Zhirinovsky: Those who have seen him in person, they say so.
Hooded man: And you? Have you not tried to see close up?
Zhirinovsky: Do I look like a fool? First of all, the guards will waste me and why do it?
Kirienko: We agreed among ourselves that he was handsome, why get dissapointed?
Hooded man: Brothers, you need to get treatment
Zhirinovsky: No need, this cannot be cured.
Hooded man: No, this could not be cured, before deep in to the Middle ages.
Hooded man: Now, we have the Renaissance. It's the dawn of science.
Hooded man: There's a little piece of chubby glass called a lens.
Hooded man: If you put it to your eye and set the right wavelength,
Hooded man: you start slowly seeing things the way they are.
Kirienko: You're lying
Hooded man: Swear to God .
Kirienko: Show it
Hooded man: I had one somewhere
Kirienko: Oh! Wow!
Kirienko: Listen. You're ugly.
Kirienko: And he was saying Mastroianni...
Putin: Yeah. It's not Mastroianni
Putin: And now what?
Voloshin: And then he brought 4 baskets of these glass things to the city
Voloshin: And started selling them to the population
Putin: Nice "Goose". So are people buying them?
Voloshin: They're grabbing them out of his hands.
Voloshin: I must admit, these glasses have wild ratings.
Putin: So, now we'll have a seeing population?
Voloshin: Yes, turns out so.
Putin: And they'll see all this?
Putin: And, the city trash, and the brothel, and the prison
Voloshin: Yes, forgive the expression, the entire landscape
Putin: And me?
Voloshin: You are part of the landscape
Putin: Now, this is boorishness
Nemcov: I don't understand
Kirienko: What did you not understand?
Nemcov: Wait, that ... in the window. That was our Excellency?
Kirienko: Itself.
Nemcov: That's not thick
Putin: So they're recovering their sight?
Voloshin: They're recovering their sight
Putin: Do we need this?
Voloshin: Need ?
Putin: You, brother, need to learn to guess these things yourself
Putin: Because, why do I keep on saying words ..
Putin: And what does this have to do with me?
Putin: Is there no more Holy Inquisition left, in our city?
Voloshin: The Inquisition is a thing of the past.
Voloshin: But the inquisitors doing fine. They now work for the prosecutor's office.
Voloshin: They survey the lawfulness.
Putin: Are they blind too?
Voloshin: Sometimes
Putin: Seek advice from them, the specialists.
Putin: Because otherwise we have anti-national glass
Putin: But I don't know anything.
Voloshin: What do you mean you don't know?
Putin: Like that! I'm not here at all! And it's impossible to reach me.
Putin: They haven't invented cell phones yet, right?
Voloshin: No
Putin: That's good.
Pig: He's selling lenses? No problem.
Pig: Tomorrow, at the request of veterans of the Holy Inquisition we'll burn him
Voloshin: What for?
Pig: That's not important
Voloshin: It is important. Because if we burn him for exercising the medical activity,
Voloshin: Then, we'll look like dark and criminal Midivil regime
Pig: And we are?
Voloshin: We aren't. We're practically, a European degener.... I mean Renaissance.
Voloshin: Otherwise no one will give us money for the Reform - ation
Voloshin: We need to find an accusation, so that everything is by the law
Pig: Did he break the law?
Voloshin: That you need to think about
Pig; Definetlly! he broke the law. Thank God,
Pig: Our laws haven't been changed since the previous millennium.
Pig: Thank Heaven, we can't make a step without a crime
Primakov: What was he arrested for? For the glass?
Seleznev: What does the glass have to do with it?
Seleznev: During the search they found a fork that went with an award plate
Zyuganov: So what?
Seleznev: What do you mean so what? It's an arme blanche.
Seleznev: And while they were interrogating him about fork
Seleznev: turned out that three years ago, he stole a lot of money
Luzhkov: From whom?
Seleznev: No one has come forth about that.
Nemcov: I don't understand.
Nemcov: So, after all are we having a Renaissance or the Middle ages?
Kirienko: We have a Renaissance, but a very early one.
Zhirinovsky: We have the Middle ages, but a very late period.
Yavlinsky: Gentlemen, we have an epidemic, a very serious one.
Putin: Is that you?
Voloshin: Myself yes.
Putin: How are you?
Voloshin: I think great.
Nemcov: Take that pig!
Yavlinksy: And from me, take that.
Voloshin: Looks like they have united.
Pig:I had the right to arrest him. Here's the paper.
Yavlinksy: Eat your paper, you midievil monster.
Yavlinksy: Eat it, here, eat it.
Seleznev: Don't touch the animal. It guards our laws.
Putin: I can't get involved in the law enforcement process.
Voloshin: The people value your decisive actions to support lawfulness
Putin: Mine?
Voloshin: Who else's? After your humane comment, the shackles were taken off the
Voloshin: of the lens selling criminal and he was given a lighter chain.
Voloshin: Now, until the trial he can move around within the city
Putin: Has he admitted his guilt?
Voloshin: For the moment he is still being stubborn
Putin: See?
Voloshin: I see. I'm not blind.
Putin: Actually, if you squint, it's not that bad
Voloshin: Everything is better than before. There'a fog, can't see the brothel,
Voloshin: the prison doesn't seem to be there at all. Details don't distract
Putin: Moreoever, I tell you, if you squint properly ...
Putin: there's no place better than the Homeland at all
Putin: BTW, the glass should be confiscated from the population as
Putin: evidence, so that it's by the law
Voloshin: Correct. Let them live in the early Renaissance, but to the touch
Voloshin: Hoorah
All: Hoorah Hoorah
Putin: Thank you. Citizens of the city, we are all feeling the wind of change.
Nemcov: How can you not feel it?
Yavlinsky: I've been feeling chilly since last summer
Putin: Only the blind don't see how life is changing, the Middle ages are irrevocably
in the past. The Feudal system is giving way to Centralized power.
Under our eyes, democratic institutes are getting stronger
There is an intensive search for our national idea.
Today we confidently look to the future and it is getting closer.
Follow me citizens of the city Follow me