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so I have a problem with my balls
it's not hernia I'll just tell you guys a story
about my balls my dysfunctional balls
I had a test and suddenly my balls started hurting
I couldn't concentrate it's almost like someone's continually
groping it no not grope
what does group mean? I decided to
walk up to my teacher, well limping I wasn't walking
I was too embarrassed to say what was going wrong
so I I threw the test paper at her
and ran limping I've had one of my teachers pass me by
he saw me my math teacher. He smiled at me and said
good job for finishing early. I was like yeah I
I finished early. I remember going to the nurse the nurse
asked me what was wrong I said my balls hurt
and we put some ice on it I remember
my ball started to hurt again during freshman year in high school
random ESL class I was just listening and
bam boom ouch
my balls started hurting bad
I couldn't breathe. I had to do what I had to do. I stood up
went to my teacher and told her that
no I didn't tell her my balls hurt I told her I need to go to the nurse
she could see me limping he sent one of my friends to go with me
my caring friend was like carrying me
over his shoulder I told him what was really wrong
yeah he started laughing. Well I can't blame him I think I would've
laughed too
Tennis season began. We had to run a lot it triggered my ball spasm
and I told mycoach coach
I I can run. He's like why
I was like one of my balls really hurt
he just laughed out loud he screamed and told everyone in the tennis team that my
balls hurt so I couldn't run
but good thing I skipped conditioning that day also
I bought a supporter and you can check it out see what it looks like
I had to wear that while playing tennis I couldn't concentrate on my game
cause it looks like a thong
my mom wanted me to do music in my
high school so I went to the director music. You know the big instrument
where you blow on it
that's what he wanted me to do I would have done it
except for the fact that if I start blowing constantly
my balls will hurt. I say balls too much
anyways I told my the music director
I can't do anything that requires blowing
air. I knew it was going to be an awkward moment again. I tried not to make it not
obvious that is my balls so I was like
I have a problem with my anatomy that doesn't
allow me to blow balls frequently I mean
no I have a weird condition in my body that
doesn't let me blow air constantly. I just decide to tell him
I was like mister I can't blow because it hurts my balls
outside he was looking professional I think he was laughing inside
you know those annual medical checkups I went to one in high school
so the doctor was a girl she's likes sneaky like she looked at me like
in the eye and she was smiling how are you doing and stuff
and then while talking to me face to face, she slips her through my balls
and started groping it. I think that was the first time a girl touched me there
she was groping it
I was kinda liking it. Yeah I remember her hands were pretty cold
no no no no. It just felt weird.
I can't believe I'm talking about my balls.
I'm really not sure what's the problem with my balls until this day I just
don't know what it is
so for the guys out there if you have a problem with your balls like I do
and you found out the solution for it leave a comment and say how you
how you fixed it yes so if you hang out with me
and I suddenly a look down at my thing
and I suddenly start getting quiet then you know what's happening