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Say hello Bryan. Hi.
and my father is acting like an eight year old on crack.
So Bryan now that you're in Disneyworld what are you going to do? Play football?
I think I'm gunna get some ***. Strippers.
Some uh Disney-themed ones? Prostitutes, oh yeah.
Well you can come back in there and pick whatever race you want!
So this is my favorite ride in the entire Disneyland-world. It's the Peter Pan one.
As you can see, we have many ships! I'm excited, this is my favorite one!
That's enough. Are you gunna sleep with a pirate?
YEAH! The Walt Disney carousel of progress
Why does it have a CC? (we're still trying to figure out what he
said here) Where are we reporting from today, sir?
We are at Epcot. The Land of Fruits and Nuts.
Not really that's California. Balls? Land of balls?
The land of balls. Yes.
I'm gunna like it here. Isn't it beautiful?
That's Italy. We're coming from Germany. Deutschland!
Ganz, ganz, ganz. And now we're going to America which is the
ugliest one and that's how you know it's America. Those long African droughts.
I'm a long African drought. First we gotta go to Japan.
We are going to Japan? I only know how to say like Arigato. And konichiwa.
And uh uuh
Me so ***? oh yeah, hajime mashite! I know how to say
that. in China you say "wei newiwe a"
How do you say "I eat children" again in Chinese? "Wo che hei tsman"
We're preparing for new and exciting stuff. It's called Bryan and the Quest to Find His
Large Intestine. Ew!
These *** seagulls, I'm gunna kill 'em! But this one doesn't have the warning about
swearing. Yes it does
No it doesn't. No, your face.
Oh yeah, she's helpful, she gave us a map right,
But it's all in German cuz she got it in Deutschland. der musica de hall;gjaig;j is all it says.
what the effing ***?
I said ***, ***! One of these birds are going to *** on me
and I'm going to throw rocks at them till they die.
I'm a rhino. Are you a rhino?
We are by the tree house of magic. Can't really see it, it's kinda dark.
I have a glittery neck. And we just saw the what was it?
The dream show. And Peter Pan was there and he was sexy!
Wow, Kels. Wow.
He was, he was like Not like that cuz that would be kinda scary
and alarming but I am at the Italian Pavillion.
Eating Italian tiramasu. Better than candied ***.
That man just looked at you like you were a devil.
Wait there was a person behind me? Yeah.
Oh no. Still standing there.
Oh lord. We've had some good, um, moments with being
inappropriate guests at Disneyworld. Ciao bella
I'm so excited, giraffes. Oh my god. Oh my god giraffes.
Aw look it 'im he's so beautiful! Oh my god lookit 'im!
I heart giraffes. Yes I do. And in ten years we're probably gunna look
back at this and be like wtf mate? Probably not though.
Say a funny phrase. A funny phrase.