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Look at these beautiful faces.
- Yeah, we got an old "Meltdown" shirt right there.
Got a "Meltdown" shirt. - Oh, my God.
Wow. You're cool.
What's your name? - Twan.
- Twan? How do you spell that?
- Uh, T-W-A-N.
- Okay, you had to think about it.
- It's not using a little apostrophe thing, it's--
- Oh, you were like, should I-- can Kumail Nanjiani
handle a non-standard name?
- How many apostrophes are in your name?
- I left them out. My stage name has none.
- What is it? Is it Ku'umail?
Na'anjia'ani?
- No, I'm not from Hawai'i.
- We don't use an apostrophe. It's called an 'okina.
And it's our 13th letter, kind of.
- How many letters are there?
- 12.
- Your entire language
has 12 1/2 letters?
- Who needs more than that, bruddah?
Cheehoo! - The world.
Don't clap for that.
- Nah, nah, these kind of bruddahs,
they know what up, eh?
- That's why whenever-- I went there once,
and all street names were like five Ks,
and then a couple Us.
- Yeah, you'll never see
longer street signs than in Hawaii.
They'll be about this long-- - Yeah.
- 'Cause it's, you know. - [mimicking Hawaiian]
- That's--that's most likely a word.
That's most likely...
- Yeah, we were driving, and we would get lost,
and they were like, "Oh, you--I understand.
"You went to [gibberish].
You should have gone to [gibberish]."
- Yeah.
- "You're such an idiot. See ya, bruddah."
- You applaud
his blatant racism?
- I can't be racist.
- Why, 'cause you're Italian?