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Leo Messi's place Saturday
"Lionel Messi, you wanna take my record away."
GERD MÜLLER Nicknamed "The Bomber" Müller Holds the record for goals in a calendar year As long as Messi doesn't catch him
"Who are you?
Messi, about to surpass The Bomber Müller.
Ah, are you Messi?" "No, I'm Müller, The Bomber Müller!
I hold the record of 85 goals in a calendar year! And you wanna take it away from me."
"No, I don't wanna take anything away from you, man. You may have confused me with another Messi." "No, please! No! I earn my living with this record.
In Germany all the kids wanna take a picture with me, eh, and pay 5 euros. Do you wanna a photo with record-holder Müller? It's 5 euros." "Of course."
"5 euros. For me." "No, I mean a picture of me with you! Wait a moment.
Ready!"
"Eh, it's a ball!"
"What an ugly picture, man!" "You can't break my record, or I'll have to back to work at a sausage factory in Düsseldorf.
Taking the sausage with the hand, puttting the sausage in the jar. Taking the sausage with the hand, puttting the sausage in the jar."
"Taking the sausage with the hand, puttting the sausage in the jar. Taking the sausage with the hand, puttting the sausage in the jar.
Taking the sausage with the hand, puttting the sausage in the jar. Great! How many sausages do you pack per day, man?" "No, please! Do not score more goals..."
"No, I can't help you, I just know how to score goals.
And taking the sausage with the hand, puttting the sausage in the jar. Taking the sausage with the hand, puttting the sausage in the jar...."
"Listen, you can stay at home, or get injured, or tell Villa not to pass the ball to you anymore."
"Never!
Moreover, I score with no effort. I also hold the record for goals scored from the bench." "Well, I'm sorry.
I had to have a go.
I'm gonna go back to Düsseldorf with the sausages."
"Wait, man. Come here. Listen, I've got a solution for you to score more goals and hold your record." "I'm out of fit. Who will sign a dinosaur like me?"
"Wait a minute.
Is this Espanyol?" "What? The Bomber? Of course, as we are now... Signed!"