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BETH HOYT: I'm Beth Hoyt, from My Damn Channel Live, here in
New York City, USA, North America, earth, talking with
ordinary people about an extraordinary phenomenon.
Live internet comedy show on the internet, live--
let's go.
I'm wondering what your favorite live comedy show on
the internet is?
MALE SPEAKER 1: Um, Ray William Johnson.
BETH HOYT: He's a good--
he's funny, but it's not live.
Have you ever watched a live comedy show on the internet?
FEMALE SPEAKER 1: No, no, sorry.
MALE SPEAKER 2: Live on the internet--
BETH HOYT: Am I, like, double the size of you right-- why do
I feel so tall?
MALE SPEAKER 2: When you say live on the
internet, what do you mean?
BETH HOYT: What do I mean?
MALE SPEAKER 3: Maybe South Park.
I don't really watch anything else.
BETH HOYT: Yeah, so funny, but just not live.
That's not live.
Also, that's animated.
MALE SPEAKER 3: Yeah, I don't watch shows.
FEMALE SPEAKER 2: I mean, how can it
be live on the internet?
BETH HOYT: How can it be?
If you were to make a live comedy show on the internet,
would you cast me as the host?
MALE SPEAKER 4: I totally would.
BETH HOYT: This is a serious question now.
I'm wondering what you would name this puppy.
MALE SPEAKER 2: Rex, maybe?
BETH HOYT: I'm sorry.
MALE SPEAKER 2: No?
BETH HOYT: Nope.
FEMALE SPEAKER 1: Some ugly thing?
MALE SPEAKER 5: Ralphie.
BETH HOYT: Ralphie?
I'm sorry.
Just give me a second.
Just give me a second.
MALE SPEAKER 6: Dog.
BETH HOYT: You'd name it Dog?
MALE SPEAKER 6: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: Thank you.
Do you have internet?
FEMALE SPEAKER 4: [LAUGHING]
BETH HOYT: I'm just wondering.
She doesn't.
So--
This is--
this is taking too long.
What would you name this puppy?
Want to watch my face every day at 4:00 PM?
MALE SPEAKER 2: I'm usually--
BETH HOYT: You're taking a long time to think about.
MALE SPEAKER: I'm usually busy at 4:00 unfortunately.
I'm out and about.
But--
BETH HOYT: So what do you think about--
and there you have it--
no name yet for this puppy.
Back to you in the studio, Beth.