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OK. So, there were three women waiting to get into heaven. St. Peter was waiting for
them at the gate. And the first woman goes up, and St. Peter asked her, “So, how were
you with your husband? Were you good to your husband?” And she says, “Yes, I was very
good to my husband, never cheated on him, and I loved him very much.” “OK.” St.
Peter says, “You get a Rolls Royce.” And then so she drives off. And the second one
comes in, and St. Peter asked her, “So, how good were you to your husband?” And
she says, “I was good to him. I cheated on him a little bit, but I loved him a lot.”
“OK. You get a Mustang.” Third one comes in, And St. Peter asked her as well, “How
good were you to your husband?” And she says, “I cheated on him a lot. a lot, a
lot, a lot, a lot.” And St. Peter gives her a scooter. And so, one day… er. The
third lady, which has a scooter, sees the first lady who has, who St. Peter gave her
a Rolls Royce, and sees her crying, and says, “But why? Why are you crying? You got the
good car!” And she says, “I just saw my husband and he’s on skates!”
Ha, Ha