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>>> TONIGHT ON "RED EYE."
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE," DID
THE GOVERNMENT ACCIDENTALLY
INVENT A TANNING BED THAT
COULD HELP PREDICT THE
FUTURE?
IF YOU KNEW I WAS GOING SAY
THAT YOU MAY ALREADY OWN ONE.
AND WHY DID THE PRESIDENT AND
JOE BIDEN INSIST ON FOUR HOURS
OF PAINTBALL WITH THE WHITE
HOUSE STAFF?
>> WE DO THESE THINGS BECAUSE
THEY HELP PROMOTE OUR
LONG-TERM SECURITY.
>> AND DO SOME POLAR BEARS
SPEAK ENGLISH AS A SECOND
LANGUAGE?
WE SPOKE TO ONE TO FIND OUT.
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE" TONIGHT.
>> AND NOW LET'S WELCOME OUR
GUEST.
SHE IS CUTER THAN A BASKET OF
PUPPIES MADE ON A RAINBOW OF
YAWNING KITTENS.
MISS AMERICA 2008 KRISTEN
HAGLAN.
AND ANDY LEVY, STILL DRINKS
IT.
AND IF JOKES WERE CHEESY OR
CHEESE HE WOULD BE CHEESY.
I READ THAT WRONG.
TOM SHILLUE, BUT WHO CARES?
HE LOOKS GREAT.
HIS LATEST COMEDY ALBUM IS
CALLED "DON'T FORCE IT."
STORY OF MY LIFE.
AND HIS MUSTACHE CAN BENCH
PRESS 500 POUNDS.
I KNOW BECAUSE HE GAVE ME A
BORE AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT
COVERED IN HAIR.
JOHN BOLTEN, AMBASSADOR TO THE
U.N AND FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR.
HE IS ALSO THE PRESIDENT OF
"RED EYE."
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
YOU SHOULDN'T WEAR ANYTHING,
GREG.
IT IS MESSING WITH THE FISH.
>> THANK YOU.
THEY ARE YOUNG.
THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL AND THEY
ARE ABOUT TO DIE. THE NEW
STAY IN SCHOOL PSA FROM
AUSTRALIAN -- AUSTRALIA OFFERS
A PORTRAYAL WHEN STUDENTS SKIP
CLASS.
THE VIDEO IS GRAPHIC SO
BEWARE.
GET CLOSER TO THE TV TO SEE IT
BETTER.
♪♪
♪
>> ?O! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
>> IT IS PULLING ME DOWN!
>> I TOLD YOU IT WAS GRAPHIC.
THE MESSAGE HOWEVER IS VERY,
VERY CLEAR.
DON'T LEAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
BEHIND WHEN THERE ARE THINGS
GOING.
YOU WILL DIE.
AMBASSADOR, IT DROVE THE
MESSAGE HOME.
STAY IN SCHOOL.
>> I BELIEVE IN DETERRENTS.
I THINK THEY ARE ON THE RIGHT
TRACK HERE, BUT THE PROBLEM IS
IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AS THEY SAY
IN THE VIDEO.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING DOWN
THE ROAD THAT THE PROBLEM WAS
2ING TO BE PREGNANCY AT THE
END.
>> THE FUNNY THING IS THEY
WOULDN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO TALK
ABOUT PREGNANCY OR ANY OF
THAT.
THAT'S TAY MORAL QUANDRY.
EXPLOSIONS ARE EASIER TO
MANAGE.
IS THE AD EFFECTIVE OR THE
OPPOSITE OF NOT EFFECTIVE?
>> NONEFFECTIVE?
INEFFECTIVE?
THIS IS DISGUSTING.
I'M SORRY.
I COULD NOT WATCH IT A SECOND
TIME.
I HAD TO PEEK THROUGH MY
FINGERS.
I UNDERSTAND THE TACTIC.
THEY ARE TRYING TO BE
STRATEGIC.
THEY WATCH GORY MOVIES AND
VIDEO GAMES.
I ALSO THINK KIDS ARE SO
DESENSITIZED THAT SEEING
ANOTHER FAKE VIDEO, THEY KNOW
IT IS FAKE AND THEY WOULD BLOW
IT OFF.
I DON'T THINK IT IS GOING TO
MAKE AS BIG OF AN IMPACT AS
THEY WANT.
IT IS TOTALLY GROSS.
>> TOM, I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK IT WAS QUITE ALLURING.
I WAS SUCKED INTO IT.
>> THAT WOULD DRAW ATTENTION
TO YOUR FREQUENT ANIMAL
MUTILATION MUTILATIONS.
>> I SKIPPED CLASS ONE TIME
WITH MY COUSIN, GROVER.
WE WENT TO THE MUSEUM.
>> WHO CUTS CLASS TO GO TO A
MUSEUM?
>> WE WENT TO THE GARDEN
MUSEUM IN BOSTON AND WE LOOKED
AT PAINTINGS ALL DAY.
WE THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT
EDUCATIONAL DAY.
>> SO YOU CUT CLASS TO EDUCATE
YOURSELF.
>> WE THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO
DO IT ON OUR OWN.
I THINK THIS AD IS GREAT.
I DO THINK -- I DON'T THINK IT
WAS GREAT.
THEY SLACKED OFF AND THEY
DIDN'T READ THE SIGN.
THE SIGN SAID DON'T GO IN THIS
AREA.
EXPLOSIVES WILL BLOW YOU UP.
THEY WERE TOO BUSY RIDING
LOOKING AT THEIR SANDALS AND
LOOKING AT THEIR HAIR.
>> THAT WOULD HAPPEN TO KIDS
EVEN IF THEY DID FINISH SCHOOL
AND STAYED IN SCHOOL.
THEY WOULD BE RECKLESS.
>> NO IF YOU STAY IN SCHOOL
YOU WOULD READ THE SIGN.
>> THEY WERE I ILLITERATE,
TOM.
>> YES, THEY WERE.
THEY TELL YOU THAT'S WHAT
HAPPENS WHEN YOU SLACK OFF.
YOU GET BLOWN UP.
>> ANDY, DOESN'T THIS
GLAMORIZE SKIPPING SCHOOL?
YOU ARE GOING TO THE BEACH
WITH YOUR HOT FRIENDS.
YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT BEING BLOWN UP BECAUSE
THAT IS RARE.
>> IS IT RARE?
THERE IS NO WAY TO KNOW.
>> THERE IS NO WAY TO KNOW.
>> THEY ARE USING THEM ON THE
INTERNET.
>> THE THING IS, TOM, IT IS
NOT THEY DIDN'T READ THE
SIGN.
IF YOU NOTICE THAT AS THEY ARE
DRIVING THEY START TO LOOK AT
A MAP AND THEY SAY SCREW IT
AND THROW THE MAP OUT THE
WINDOW.
>> THAT WAS THE PROBLEM.
IF THEY FOLLOWED THE MAP I'M
SURE IT WOULD SAY CLEARLY
EXPLOSIVE TESTING AREA.
DON'T GO THERE.
YOU NEED TO STAY IN SCHOOL TO
READ A DAMN MAP.
>> THAT'S TRUE.
MY PROBLEM WITH THE STORY IS
THE TEENS WERE WAY TOO HOT.
THAT DISTRACTED ME FROM THE
ACTUAL LESSON.
>> I WAS THINKING BY
AUSTRALIAN STANDARDS, THEY ARE
UGLY.
EVERYBODY IN AUSTRALIA IS
BEAUTIFUL.
>> THEY ALL KNOW HOW TO SURF.
THEY CLEARLY WOULD NOT HAVE
GONE TO A BEACH WHERE THERE
WERE LAND MINDS.
>> THE FACT THEY WERE HOT MADE
IT TRAGIC.
THAT MAKES YOU A SHALLOW
PERSON.
>> THAT WAS MEANT TO BE AN
INSULT.
>> DID YOU SEE "THE BEACH"
WITH LEONARDO DICAPRIO?
>> I READ THE BOOK.
I MAY BE THE ONLY ONE WHO READ
IT.
>> IT IS A GOOD, SWIFT READ.
>> ON THE BEACH ABOUT NUCLEAR
WAR.
>> I THINK THERE IS ANOTHER
MESSAGE HERE THAT WE ARE
COMPLETELY MISSING.
I DON'T HAVE IT THOUGH.
BUT THERE IS A MESSAGE THAT
THEY ARE TRYING TO SAY -- I
THINK THEY ARE MAKING FUN OF
PSA'S.
>> THEY ARE A DUO NAMED HENRY
AND AARON AND THEY ARE BIG IN
AUSTRALIA.
THEY MAKE COMEDY VIDEOS.
>> IT DOESN'T ADD ANYTHING TO
WHAT YOU SAID.
>> IT IS A SATIRE OF A PSA.
>> NOW THAT WE ANALYZED IT WE
HAVE TAKEN THE.
>> OUT OF IT.
>> THEIR TWEET LEAD TO
DEFEAT.
IT IS DAY INFINITY OF -- THEY
THOUGHT THE AD WOULD MAKE
CONSERVATIVES MAD.
MSNBC KICKED UP A CRAP STORM
ON TWITTER AFTER WRITING
RIGHTIES WOULD HATE THIS
ADORABLE COMMERCIAL.
>> GRACIE, YOU KNOW HOW OUR
FAMILY HAS DADDY AND MOMMY?
>> AND ME.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
PRETTY SOON YOU ARE GOING TO
HAVE A BABY BROTHER.
>> AND?
AND A PUPPY?
>> DEAL.
>> I'M DISGUSTED BY THIS.
WHO EATS CHEERIOS LIKE THAT?
ON WEDNESDAY THE OFFICIAL
ACCOUNT OF MSNBC TWEETED MAYBE
THE RIGHT WING WILL HATE US,
BUT EVERYBODY WILL GO AWE.
THE NEW AD WITH BI-RACIAL
FAMILIES.
SOMEBODY AT THE NETWORK WROTE,
EARLIER THIS ACCOUNT TWEETED
AN OFFENSIVE LINE ABOUT THE
NEW CHEERIOS AD.
WE DEEPLY REGRET IT.
IT DOES NOT REFLECT THE
POSITION OF MSNBC -- YEAH
RIGHT.
HE DEMANDED A PERSONAL APOLOGY
FROM THE NETWORK PREZ WHILE
BANNING ALL STAFF FROM
APPEARING ON MSNBC UNTIL HE
GOT IT.
I'M SURE THEY WERE
DEVASTATED.
ON THURSDAY AFTERNOON GRIFFIN
ISSUED A STATEMENT SAYING THE
TWEET LAST NIGHT WAS
OUTRAGEOUS AND UNACCEPTABLE.
WE DISMISSED THE PERSON
RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TWEET.
I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS?
THEY SENT AN INTERN HOME?
I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE
INVOLVED.
FOR MORE ON THIS LET'S GO LIVE
TO CAT IN A BUCKET.
>> THAT'S THE NEW 5:00 HOUR ON
MSNBC.
ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT THEY
GOT A PERSONAL APOLOGY AND B
THEY WOULD FIRE SOMEBODY OVER
THE TWEET?
>> WAS THAT THE LAST OFFICIAL
ACT OF THE PRESIDENT OF MSNBC
BEFORE HE RESIGNED AND SHUT
THE LIGHTS OUT?
HAVEN'T THEY FIRED EVERYBODY?
THESE PEOPLE -- THE PROBLEM
WITH THAT NETWORK IS THEY
DON'T TALK ABOUT POLICY AND
THEY ONLY TALK ABOUT
PERSONALITY.
I WILL COMMIT THE SAME
MISTAKE.
HOW CAN THEY BE SO LOW?
DON'T THEY NO SENSE OF SHAME?
>> EVERYBODY IS DOING THIS AS
MSNBC.
THEY ARE JUST MAKING FUN OF
PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT FROM
THEY ARE.
THEY FIRE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE.
IT IS THE NET WRK AND NOT THE
PEOPLE THEY ARE FIRING?
>> EXACTLY.
IT SAYS HOW MUCH OF THE
CONTENT IS NEWS VERSUS HOW
MUCH IS OPINION?
MSNBC HAS THE WORST SCORE THAT
IS ALMOST ALL OPINION.
AND THIS IS NOT ANY DIFFERENT
FROM ANYTHING ON THE REGULAR
PROGRAMMING.
IF YOU GO AND LOOK AT THE
REPLIES, SOME SAID THESE ARE
NOT THE VIEWS OF MSNBC.
AND THEY SAID, YEAH THEY ARE.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WITH
HARRIS PERRY.
SHE POINTED OUT MADE COMMENTS
ABOUT MITT ROMNEY ADOPTING A
BI-RACIAL GRANDCHILD.
>> THIS IS THE SAME PERSON WHO
WAS TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING
NICE ABOUT THE MILITARY AND
CAME UP WITH THE MARINES'
MOTTO SEMP SEMPER-FI.
>> IT IS LIKE SAYING A
CORPSMAN.
TOM, I HAVE A FEELING YOU HAVE
A DEEP FEELING ABOUT THIS.
>> YES, I DO.
AND THE BREW -- BRUHAHA OF THE
COMMERCIAL.
I BROKE THE INTERRACIAL
BARRIER 10 YEARS AGO.
>> REALLY?
10 YEARS?
>> 10 YEARS AGO.
>> THERE BASS AN ERA.
I WAS THE PATRIARC AND WE WERE
A MULTI RACIAL FAMILY AND
NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT
AT ALL.
I BET TODD HAD IT ON A LOOP
SOMEWHERE.
>> DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SEND A
PICTURE IN AN E-MAIL?
>> YOU HAVE TO EMBED IT.
>> TAKE THE LITTLE GUY HERE
AND DROP HIM IN THE BODY OF
YOUR E-MAIL.
YOU HOW CUTE IS -- HOW CUTE IS
THIS KID?
>> THAT IS A REALISTIC
FAMILY.
>> THAT'S AMERICA RIGHT
THERE.
>> I THINK YOUR WIFE LIED TO
YOU.
>> I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
>> THAT WAS A MULTI RACIAL
FAMILY.
MAYBE BACK THEN THERE WAS NO
TWITTER.
THEY COULDN'T TWEET ANYTHING.
THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.
>> THE FACT IS PEOPLE WERE
CHARMED BY MY COMMERCIAL 10
YEARS AGO AND THEY WERE
CHARMED BY THE CHEERIOS
COMMERCIAL.
THERE IS NO REAL CONTROVERSY
OVER IT.
A COUPLE OF JERKS IN JUNIOR
HIGH SCHOOL TWEETED SOMETHING
ABOUT IT.
CHEERIOS WAS ABLE TO USE THAT
AND EVERYBODY CAME TO THEIR
DEFENSE.
BUT I AGREE WITH KERSTIN THAT
THIS TWEET WAS ACTUALLY MORE
MILD THAN WHAT MOST PEOPLE SAY
ON MSNBC.
THEY SAID MAYBE THE RIGHT WING
WON'T LIKE IT.
AS THE HOSTS OF THE SHOWS THEY
CON CONSTANTLY ACCUSE --
CONSTANTLY ACCUSE THEM OF
DIRECT RACISM ALL THE TIME.
>> IT IS GETTING TIRE SO
MANY.
RACISM AND HATING GAY PEOPLE
AND ALL OF THESE THINGS SO
THEY CAN KNOCK REPUBLICANS
DOWN.
LET'S TALK ABOUT REAL THINGS
HAPPENING IN THE COUNTRY.
>> BUT THEN I HAVE NOTHING TO
TALK ABOUT ON "RED EYE."
IF MSNBC IS ACTING RESPONSIBLE
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
>> IS CHEERIOS IN TAU GRATED?
>> THEY DO HAVE HONEY NUT
CHEERIOS.
>> THEY HAVE MULTI GRAIN
CHEERIOS.
>> IT IS NOT THE SAME BOX.
>> THEY HAVE CHOCOLATE
CHEERIOS.
>> THEY DO?
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THOSE.
>> THEY EXIST.
>> WHERE ARE THEY IN THE
STORE, ANDY?
ARE THEY IN THE BACK OF THE
STORE?
CHEERIOS, YOU HAVE A LONG WAY
TO GO.
>> CHEERIO.
>> ANDY, YOU WERE SO OFFENDED
BY THE AD THAT YOU ARE
BOYCOTTING ALL GENERAL MILLS
PRODUCTS.
THAT MAKES NO SENSE TO ME.
>> I WILL TELL YOU WHY OF THE
THE AD WAS SEXIST.
IT PROMOTED -- IT PROMOTES
OUTDATED VIEWS OF GENDER
NORMS.
DID YOU SEE HOW THE DAUGHTER
DEMANDS A PUPPY, AND THEN THE
FATHER SAYS DEAL.
HE DIDN'T EVEN ASK THE MOM IF
THAT A IS OKAY.
THEN THEY CUT TO THE MOM AND
SHE LOOKS APPALLED.
CLEARLY IN THE MIND OF THIS
DAD AND IN THE MINDS OF THE
PALM AT GENERAL MILLS, IT IS
E HUSBAND WHO MAKES ALL OF
THE DECISIONS IN THE FAMILY
AND THE WIFE HAS NO SAY.
SHAME ON YOU, GENERAL MILLS.
I WILL NOT BE EATING YOUR
CEREAL ANYMORE.
>> OR GENERAL MOTOR BUYING
CARDS OR GENERAL DYNAMICS
BUYING JET PLANES.
>> I WILL NOT EVEN LISTEN TO
GENERAL PUBLIC, ONE OF MY
FAVORITE BANDS.
IT USED TO BE EVENING --
ENGLISH BEAT.
BUT THAT IS NEITHER HERE NOR
THERE.
I DON'T EAT THEM FOR ONE
REASON, CHEERIO BREATH.
YOU REMEMBER IN GRADE SCHOOL
THAT SOMEBODY NEXT TO YOU HAD
CHEERIO BREATH BECAUSE THEY
DON'T BRUSH THEIR TEETH AFTER
THEY EAT CHEERIOS.
>> IT IS AN OATY FLAVOR.
>> IT IS LIKE OATY FARTS FROM
A MOUTH.
IN THIRD GRADE THERE WAS A
GIRL NEXT TO ME THAT EMITTED A
CHEERIO BREATH.
IT BOTHERED ME SO MUCH SO THAT
I COULD NOT EAT CHEERIOS.
>> OKAY.
>> CAN WE CHANGE PLACES HERE?
>> DO YOU FIND IT ODD?
YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU DON'T
NOTICE CHEERIO BREATH AS A
PHENOMENON?
>> WELL, MY WIFE HAS EATEN
CHEERIOS ALMOST EVERY DAY OF
HER LIFE.
>> SO YOU ARE USED TO IT.
YOU DON'T EVEN NOTICE IT.
IMAGINE IF YOU SPEND 10
MINUTES A DAY WITH SOMEBODY.
OH YOU NOTICE IT, IT IS
PERFUME, LIKE AN EVIL, SATAN
PERFUME.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS, MY FRIEND.
WHAT AM I DOING?
I HAVE OTHER THINGS I WANT TO
SAY.
I DON'T LIKE BOYCOTTS.
I DON'T LIKE THEM.
ARE THERE T-SHIRTS FOR YOUR
FEET OR JUST PALS SPONGING OFF
YOUR SHOES?
OUR SERIES BEGINS TOMORROW.
BUT FIRST -- DOES SNOWDEN
DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE
PRIZE?
NO, I GUESS WE DON'T HAVE TO
DO THAT STORY.
>>> SHOULD HE GET A PRIZE FOR
OUTING THE SPIES?
IT IS DAY BLAH, BLAH, BIAH
OF -- TWO NORWEGIAN
POLITICIANS, THEY HAVE THEM
THERE, AMBASSADOR HAVE
NOMINATED EDWARD SNOWDEN FOR
THIS YEAR'S NOBEL PEACE
PRIZE.
THEY CLAIM, QUOTE, THE PUBLIC
DEBATE AND CHANGES IN POLICY
THAT HAVE FOLLOWED IN THE WAKE
OF THE WHISTLE BLOWING HAVE
CONTRIBUTED TO A MORE STABLE
AND PEACEFUL WORLD ORDER.
NOT SO FAST.
THAT SAYS JOURNALIST EDWARD
LOCUST.
LUCAS TAKES HIS FELLOW SCRIBES
TO TASK FOR PORTRAYING SNOWDEN
AS A SAINTLY HERO.
HE SAYS THE REALITY IS, QUOTE,
THE DAMAGE DONE BY SNOWDEN
WHICH DWARFS THE COLD WAR
TRAITORS TRAITORS AND
DEFECTORS.
THEY ASSUME THE NSA MATERIAL
IS IN THE HANDS OF MOSCOW AND
BEIJING OR WILL GET THERE
EVENTUALLY.
ANYHOW LET'S LOOK AT HOW OTHER
COUNTRIES PUNISH THEIR TRAY
FORS.
TRAITORS.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, THERE IS
MEAT ON THE STRING.
>> THAT'S FANTASTIC.
>> THAT'S A KOMODO DRAGON.
>> IT IS THE SAME FAMILY OF
DRAGON.
I WILL GET BACK TO THE VIEWERS
AT HOME WHO NEED TO KNOW THE
ANSWERS OF SUCH QUESTIONS.
AMBASSADOR, I COULDN'T BELIEVE
YOU HEARD THAT SNOWDEN WAS
BEING NOMINATED FOR A NOBEL
PRIZE.
YOU GOT UP AND YOU CHEERED.
THAT SURPRISED ME.
>> THAT CHEERED ME TOO.
ANOTHER CUSTOM FROM JAPAN WE
CAN IMPORT.
I SAID BEFORE HE IS A TRAITOR
AND HE SHOULD BE PROSECUTED
AND THEN HE SHOULD BE STRUNG
FROM A TALL OAK TREE.
THAT'S MY MODERATE POSITION
TODAY.
>> YOU HAVE NOT SHIED AWAY
FROM HE SHOULD BE EXECUTED
FROM HIS CRIMES.
I AM INCHING TOWARD THAT
BELIEF EVERY DAY THE MORE I
READ ABOUT THIS STUFF.
KERSTIN, WHAT DO I MAKE OF
THIS?
>> IT DOESN'T SURPRISE ME.
THE NOBEL PRIZE HAS NOMINATED
SUCH PEOPLE AS MUSSOLINI AND
ADOLF HITLER.
IT IS OVER LIKE 256
NOMINATIONS FOR THE NOBEL
PRIZE, SO THERE ARE A LOT OF
PEOPLE WE DON'T HEAR ABOUT OF
QUESTIONABLE CONTENT.
>> I WAS NOMINATED FOR THE
NOBEL PRIZE.
>> NOT YOU.
>> WAS THAT AFTER YOU SAID HE
SHOULD BE STRUNG UP FROM A
TALL OAK TREE?
>> WHO NOMINATED YOU?
>> A SWEDISH PARREL MEN TEAR
YEN, HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES?
>> THAT'S AMAZING.
PEOPLE WANT TO STAY RELEVANT
AND GET PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT
THE NOBEL PRIZE.
THAT'S FINE, BUT I THINK THE
"WALL STREET JOURNAL" OPINION
PIECE WAS GOOD.
AMERICANS DO THIS A LOT
ESPECIALLY PEOPLE IN THE
PRESS.
THEY SAY ALL OF THESE
COUNTRIES ARE SO NOBLE AND ALL
OF THESE THINGS.
THE WAY THEY TREAT THEIR TRAY
FORS, THEY TREAT PEOPLE --
THEIR TRAITORS THEY TREAT
PEOPLE AND DIVULGE SECRETS.
IT IS LIKE, AMERICA IS SO
HORRIBLE, COME ON, PLEASE.
>> AND THEY WON'T GIVE UP
THEIR SPYING BECAUSE WE THINK
IT IS DISTASTEFUL.
THE "WALL STREET JOURNAL"
PIECE SAYS THE SNODENISTAS --
THAT WAS THE QUESTION I WAS
GOING TO ASK YOU WHERE THE
ORIGIN CAME FROM.
>> I AM A BUILT -- BIT OF A
WORD SMITH.
>> HAVE YOU BEEN A WORD SMITH
FOR YEARS NOW.
THEYTHEY ARE PARANOID BY THE
AMERICAN GOVERNMENT, BUT THEY
ARE STRANGELY TRUSTING OF
OTHER GOVERNMENTS LIKE THE
RUSSIANS.
SOMEHOW THEY ARE NOT GOING TO
DO THE SAME THING.
>> STRANGELY FORGIVING OF THE
WORLD'S TYRANTS.
IT IS AMAZING.
YES, HE SHOULD NOT GET THE
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.
WHAT HAS HE DONE BUT START
WARS AMONG FOX NEWS
CONTRIBUTORS?
>> TRUE.
THAT IS TRUE.
IT HAS TURNED FOX NEWS
EMPLOYEES ON ON EACH OTHER.
>> ALTHOUGH I HAVEN'T SEEN
COVERAGE ON EVERY NETWORK.
>> I FEEL LIKE THE ONLY
DISCUSSION, THE REAL
DISCUSSION IS AT FOX NEWS.
>> FOX NEWS IS THE ONLY PLACE
WHERE WE GO AT EACH OTHER'S
THROATS OVER THIS.
IT IS THE MOST NONPARTISAN
TOPIC.
PEOPLE ARE CROSSING LINES BACK
AND FORTH.
WHEN YOU HAVE A PERSON LIKE
THE SAME CAMP AT GLEN GREEN
WOLD THAT IS SHOCKING.
ANDY, YOU ARE A CARD CARRYING
SNOWDENISTA.
GO AHEAD AND SPEAK FOR YOUR
LOVER, YOU AMERICA-HATING
PIG.
>> THIS "WALL STREET JOURNAL"
PIECE WAS LIKE IF YOU TOOK A
STEAMING DUMP AND THEN THREW
IT IN THE GARBAGE AND MIXED IT
IN WITH THE OTHER GARBAGE AND
THREW IT ON A PAGE THAT WOULD
BE THE "WALL STREET JOURNAL"
EDITORIAL.
>> HOW LONG DID YOU SPEND ON
THAT?
>> THERE IS NOT A SINGLE FACT
IN THIS PIECE.
HE MAKES A BUNCH OF STATEMENTS.
NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THAT.
>> THEY ARE NOW IN THE HANDS
OF MOSCOW AND BEIJING.
THERE IS ZERO EVIDENCE TO
THAT.
>> HE WAS IN HONG KONG AND HE
IS OUT FOR DINNER, DO YOU
THINK HE CARRIED HIS COMPUTERS
WITH HIM THE WHOLE TIME?
>> DO YOU THINK HE HAD IT ON
THE HARD DRIVE AND HE DIDN'T
HAVE THEM ON FLASH DRIVES?
>> I THINK THEY WENT THROUGH
HIS ROOM.
>> I THINK HE IS SMART ENOUGH
I DON'T THINK HE CARES.
>> I DON'T THINK HE CARES
ABOUT OUR SAFETY.
>> HE CARES ABOUT HIMSELF.
>> THIS IS WHAT HE IS DOING TO
US.
>> PEOPLE MAKE THESE
STATEMENTS WITH ZERO
EVIDENCE.
>> YOU JUST DID THAT.
YOU MADE A STATEMENT WITH ZERO
EVIDENCE.
>> WHICH STATEMENT?
>> THAT ONE.
>> THE INFORMATION HE REVEALED
ABOUT THE SOURCES AND METHODS
ABOUT OUR INTELLIGENCE
GATHERING HAS PLAYED DIRECTLY
INTO THE HANDS OF OUR
ADVERSARIES AND HE IS NOT
FINISHED YET.
>> HE WANTS ATTENTION FOR
HIMSELF.
LET'S BE HONEST.
HE DOES NOT CARE THAT MUCH
ABOUT AMERICAN SECURITY, BUT
HE DOES CARE ABOUT HIMSELF.
HE IS GETTING A LOT OF
ATTENTION WITH ALL OF THIS.
>> THE CONGRESSMAN SAYS THERE
IS A TENDER EMBRACE OF THE
RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT.
THAT'S NOT A METAPHOR.
>> I WISH IT WAS A METAPHOR.
>> I HAVE A QUESTION FOR THE
AMBASSADOR.
WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR A GAL
LOW?
DOES IT HAVE TO BE A TALL OAK
TREE?
>> I WOULD GO FOR THE GALLO.
>> MAYBE HE WOULDN'T BE IN
RUSSIA.
MAYBE HE WOULD COME BACK TO
AMERICA IF A BUNCH OF INTEL
OFFICERS AND A FORMER
AMBASSADOR TO THE U.N IS
TALKING ABOUT STRINGING UP UP
A TREE.
>> IF HE WERE A WHISTLE-BLOWER
HE WOULD BE IN THIS COUNTRY.
FIRST HE GOES TO CHINA AND
THEN TO RUSSIA.
>> HE IS AT THE TWO COUNTRIES
WHO WANT TO GET INFORMATION.
>> THEY JUST WANTED TO SHOVE
IT IN OUR FACE.
>> AND THEY THE CAPS SEE.
>> THEY -- CAPACITY.
>> YOU STOP YOUR ALLIES.
YOU SAY YOU CANNOT TAKE HIM IN
AND THEN YOU SAY HOW CAN YOU
GO THERE?
>> LOOK WHAT HES DOING TO
OUR SHOW.
>> PULITZER PRIZE MAYBE.
>> WHAT KIND OF PRIZE DID HE
WIN?
>> I THINK HE SHOULD GET A
SECRET DECODER RING.
>> HE PROBABLY HAS ONE
THOUGH.
>> HE PROBABLY DOES.
>> THE CHINESE HAVE THE SECRET
DE CORD RING.
>> THEY DON'T KNOW.
THEY DON'T HAVE THOSE CEREALS
IN RUSSIA.
>> THEY DON'T HAVE CHEERIOS?
>> NO, IN RUSSIA CAPTAIN
CRUNCH IS MADE OF WOOD.
>> THERE WAS NO CAPTAIN
MIDNIGHT FOR THE LITTLE KIDS
GROWING UP IN RUSSIA.
>> WE HAVE TO GO.
THAT WAS INTERESTING.
NOTHING IS EVER SOLVED ON THIS
SHOW.
IT JUST GETS WORSE.
WE WILL TALK ABOUT IT AND TALK
ABOUT IT AND TALK ABOUT IT AND
THEN WE WILL FORGET THE WHOLE
THING AND START ALL OVER
AGAIN.
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
COMING UP, THE BIG YELLOW
THINK IN THE SKY.
BUT FIRST, WHAT DRUGS ARE IN
JUSTIN BIEBER'S SYSTEM?
IT IS THE STORY AMBASSAD
>>> THE SCALPERS ARE GETTING
SCALPEDDED.
IT IS SHAPING UP TO BE THE
WORST SUPERBOWL HISTORY.
THERE WERE 10,000 TICKETS
STILL AVAILABLE AT MET LIFE
STADIUM WHICH I BELIEVE SEATS
ABOUT 4 BILLION PEOPLE.
>> NO.
>> SCALPERS BLAME COLD WEATHER
AND HEIGHTENED SECURITY.
I WOULD BE UP TO 30,000 BUCKS
AND IN NEW ORLEANS I MADE 40
GRAND.
IN NEW YORK, I DON'T KNOW WHY
THEY DID IT.
I WOULD BE HAPPY IF I MADE
FIVE GRAND.
COME BY LATER, WE CAN WORK
SOMETHING OUT.
THE TICKETS ARE PURCHASED SO
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HUB-BUB.
>> STUB HUB?
>> OH THAT IS A WEBSITE FOR
SOMETHING.
>> WHO CARES IF YOU DON'T MAKE
MONEY.
THEY ARE SCALPERS.
>> THIS IS A HUGE INDUSTRY.
I WAS AT THE OLYMPICS IN
LONDON.
>> GAD FOR YOU.
GOOD FOR YOU.
>> MY HUSBAND WAS TRYING TO
SCALP TICKETS.
THEY SAID THIS IS THE WORST
YEAR FOR THIS.
IT WILL BE THE WORST SUPER
BOWL EVER BECAUSE I KNOW WHO
WILL WIN.
>> WHO?
>> THE SEAHAWKS.
>> WHY?
>> BECAUSE THERE IS AN APE IN
THE SALT LAKE CITY ZOO WHO
EVERY YEAR PICKS THE CORRECT
WINNER OF THE SUPER BOWL.
HE HAS BEEN RIGHT SIX YEARS IN
A ROW.
>> HOW DOES HE PICK IT?
>> HE RUNS INTO AN ENCLOSED
SPACE AND THERE IS PAPER MACHE
HEADS OF THE FOOTBALL TEAMS
AND HE TAKES OUT THE ONE THAT
IS GOINGS TO WIN AND HE TOOK
OUT THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS SO I
WORRIED IT FOR EVERYONE.
>> MAYBE HE IS KNOCKING OUT
ONE HE THINKS WILL LOSE.
MAYBE HE GETS IT WRONG EVERY
YEAR.
>> NO, NO, NO.
HE IS DEAD ON.
>> WE DON'T KNOW HIS INTENT.
WE WILL NEVER KNOW THE
MONKEY'S INTENT SO STOP
TRYING.
I AM A YEAR AWAY.
AMBASSADOR, HOW COME PEOPLE
HATE THIS SUPER BOWL.
WAS IT THE WEATHER OR THE
PRICE THAT IT IS IN NEW
JERSEY?
>> IT IS PROBABLY THAT IT IS
IN NEW JERSEY.
I AM THE LAST PERSON TO ASK.
I HAVEN'T PAID ANY ATTENTION
TO THE SUPER BOWL SINCE THE
COLTS LOST TO THE JETS.
>> THAT WAS DEVASTATING.
>> AND THEY FAVORED JOE NAMATH
OVER JOANY YOU. YOU-- JOHNY UNI.
>> IT DID ALL GO DOWNHILL.
>> THE HIGH POINT WAS WHEN THE
COLTS BEAT THE GIANTS.
THE GREATEST GAME EVER
PLAYED.
>> I WAS NEGATIVE 6 AND I
LOVED IT.
I WAS FLOATING AROUND
SOMEWHERE IN PRE BIRTH GOING,
YEAH.
ANYWAY, PRE BIRTH.
STOMP, -- TOM, SCALPING.
YOU ARE A PERFORMER.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SCALPERS
IN GENERAL?
>> IF THEY WANT TO SPEND THIS
MONEY FOR THE TICKETS, SO BE
IT.
I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYBODY WOULD
WANT TO GO?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN?
IT IS LEAK WATCHING AT HOME
EXCEPT YOUR COUCH IS CONCRETE
AND IT IS OUTSIDE A BLOCK
AWAY.
YOU CAN BARELY SEE THE
PLAYERS.
>> IT IS FREEZING COLD.
IT IS AWFUL.
>> I DON'T LIKE IT.
>> YOU CAN GET A GREAT DEAL.
THEY SAID IN THE ARTICLE IF
YOU GO DOWN THE DYE OF YOU CAN
MAKE GET TICKETS FOR $500 OR
LESS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TRYING
TO GET RID OF TICKETS.
IT IS GREAT FOR THE FAN.
>> THERE IS NO LAST MINUTE TO
THE GAME BECAUSE THE
TRANSPORTATION IS SO BAD.
YOU CAN'T DRIVE THERE.
YOU CAN ONLY TAKE PUBLIC
TRANSPORTATION AND THEN WHO
DOES THAT?
ANDY, A QUESTION FOR YOU IS
WOULDN'T IT MAKE SENSE TO SKIP
THE WHOLE THING?
>> YOU MEAN NOT PLAY IT?
>> I CAN SEE YOU THOUGHT LONG
AND HARD.
>> IT IS ONLY GOING TO AFFECT
60 PEOPLE.
>> MY MONDAY THE GAME IS
OVER.
>> FAKE THE WHOLE MOON
LANDING.
>> I AM WITH YOU.
FREE MARKET AT WORK OR
WHATEVER.
IT IS ILLEGAL.
THEY ARE MAD AT THE NFL FOR
CUTTING INTO THEIR BUSINESS.
YOU ARE KILLING OUR BUSINESS.
>> IS STUB HUB ILLEGAL?
>> EVERY YEAR HOW CAN THEY GET
THE TICKETS?
>> IT IS COLLUSION.
THEY ARE COLLUDING WITH THE
NFL.
THEY BUY THE TICKETS EARLY AND
THEY JACK THEM UP.
>> IT IS A THEORY AND NOT A
FACT.
>> HAVE I BEEN TO A RAIDERS
AND TITANS GAME.
>> CALIFORNIA GAMES ARE
GREAT.
>> FOOTBALL IS ONE SPORT WHERE
IT IS BETTER ON TV.
THE COVAGERE IS SO GOOD.
OUR TV'S ARE AMAZING.
DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE NEW
FLAT SCREENS, GREG?
>> THEY ARE AMAZING.
>> THEY ARE WIDER THAN THEY
ARE TALLER THOUGH.
>> BUT IT IS LIKE GOING TO THE
SIN CINEMA.
>> I LIKE IT TALLER AND THEN
WIDE.
>> EVER SINCE I SPENT THAT
WEEK IN THE HOSPITAL I DECIDED
I WANTED A FLAT SCREEN THIS
BIG HANGING OVER MY HEAD.
NOW I LIE LIKE THIS IN THE
BED.
>> I HAVE THAT WITH MY IPAD.
>> THAT'S WHAT THE IPADS ARE
FOR.
>> SCREW ALL OF YOU.
IT IS AN OVER HYPED MESS.
IT IS A FOUR-HOUR HEADACHE,
THE SUPER BOWL.
I AM GOING TO A SPORTS BAR
AROUND THE BLOCK FROM WHERE I
LIVE.
I KNOW IT IS A SPORTS BAR
BECAUSE ALL OF THOSE GUYS ARE
REALLY FIT.
>> THEY WEAR TANK TOPS.
>> THEY MUST PLAY PRO SPORTS.
A LOT OF JOCKS ARE THERE.
THEY ARE WEARING THE JOCK
STRAPS.
I AM GOING THERE.
>> THEY DON'T HAVE TV'S.
>> THERE IS A LOT OF HUDDLING
AND A LOT OF HIKING.
>> IT IS ACTUALLY NOT REALLY A
BAR.
>> IT IS CALLED QUARTERBACKS
AND CENTERS.
>> IT IS.
I THINK WAS CALLED A
MAILROOM.
>> IT SOUNDED LIKE A GAY BAR.
>> I DOUBT THAT.
>> WOW.
>> I AM A LITTLE INSULTED.
>> DON'T THINK OF LEAVING
NOW.
THERE IS MORE STUFF TO TALK
ABOUT.
>>> BIEBER, POT, XANAX.
IT IS DAY 499 OF -- JUST
CHANGE THE NAME TO UNREST.
THAT'S WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO
DO.
HE HAD WEED AND PRESCRIPTION
MEDS IN HIS SYSTEM.
HIS VOLUNTARY URINE SAMPLE
SHOWED THC AND THE
ANTI-ANXIETY DRUG XANAX.
HE TESTED NEGATIVE FOR
***, OPIATES, *** AND
BRAIN MATTER.
THE REPORT JIVES WITH WHAT
BIEBER TOLD COPS AFTER HE WAS
BUSTED FOR DUI WHICH WAS,
QUOTE -- WHICH MEANS I'M ON
DRUGS.
AMBASSADOR, YOU WERE SAYING TO
ME BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED,
YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY
KIND OF DRUGS BECAUSE BIEBER
IS YOUR DRUG.
DO YOU FEEL FURY?
FURRY?
>> THE LAST I SAW BIEBER WAS
BEING ARRAIGNED IN TORONTO.
THAT'S THE LATEST IN THE
SERIES.
I FIGURE NOW THIS IS THE
PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO DENY
HIM ENTRY INTO THE UNITED
STATES EVER AGAIN.
LET THE TORONTO MEDIA OVER
DOSE.
>> THEY HAVE ROB FORD TO OD
ON.
>> THEY WILL BE A SITCOM I
HOPE.
BIEBER'S DAD TWEETED A PHOTO
OF HIM.
I THINK WE MAY HAVE IT UP
THERE.
DO WE HAVE THAT?
THEY SAY IT IS COMING IN THE
NEXT 25 MINUTES.
IT SAYS SAFE AND SOUND.
HE IAT HOME IN BED.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING
ON.
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> IT IS HIM AND HIS HALF
BROTHER.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS A WEIRD
DOLL OF SOME KIND.
ARE WE BEING TOO ***
JUSTIN BIEBER?
>> I UNDERSTAND DRINKING.
THAT'S WHAT 19-YEAR-OLDS DO
AND I UNDERSTAND THE
MARIJUANA.
HE IS A ROCK AND ROLLER, BUT I
DON'T UNDERSTAND --
>> HE HAS PANIC ATTACKS.
>> WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO BE
ANXIOUS ABOUT?
THE ONLY THING HE HAS TO WORRY
ABOUT IS WHICH DIRECTION HE
WILL COMB HIS HAIR.
HE SETTLED ON UPWARDS.
>> HE HAS MADE THAT DECISION.
>> HE CAN STOP WORRYING.
>> THERE IS NO -- XANAX, WAIT
UNTIL YOU ARE 35 TO HAVE
XANAX.
OR MAYBE HE HAS A FEAR OF
FLYING.
I TAKE XANAX WHEN I FLY AND
--
>> LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU TAKE
POT AND XANAX AND THEN YOU
WANT TO GO DRAG RASING?
THAT SEEMS LIKE THE OPPOSITE
OF WHAT YOU WOULDN'T TO DO.
>>
>> YOU WOULD GO DRAG
SLEEPING.
>> YOU WOULD DRIVE REALLY
SLOW.
>> SIT QUIETLY IN A CLOSET AND
WEEP.
>> YOU SAID HE HASN'T BEEN
TAKING ENOUGH DRUGS.
I WAS SURPRISED HE SAID THAT.
>> I WAS AS WELL.
NOT A PROPONENT OF DRUGS.
>> ARE YOU?
>> NO, I AM NOT.
I AM NOT, GREG.
I WAS ACTUALLY SURPRISED THAT
THIS WAS ALL THAT WAS IN HIS
SYSTEM.
I WAS REALLY SURPRISED BECAUSE
OF THE STORIES WE HAVE BEEN
HEARING ABOUT HIM AND GOING TO
STRIP CLUBS AND THE ERRATIC
BEHAVIOR.
I TOTALLY GET THE XANAX
THING.
WORKING IN THE ENTERTAINMENT
INDUSTRY WHEN I WAS MISS
AMERICA, THE PRESSURE THAT IS
ON YOU AND THE PUBLIC EYE AND
ALL OF THOSE TH LOT
TO HANDLE.
I CAN IMAGINE THAT FOR SOMEONE
WHO GOT AS FAMOUS AS HE DID AS
YOUNG AS HE DID -- THERE IS AN
ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PRESSURE TO
DO THINGS TO IMPRESS PEOPLE.
I GET WHY HE IS TAKING
ANTI-ANXIETY MEDICATION.
>> BUT HE IS TAKING IT
RECREATION ALLEY.
>> DIDN'T HE SAY HE WOULD
RETIRE?
>> ROUGH LIFE.
>> WHAT WAS THAT BOWL OF PILLS
IN THE GREEN ROOM FOR?
>> JUST SUGAR PILLS.
>> AND IN A COUPLE HOURS YOU
WILL FEEL IT, AMBASSADOR.
THAT'S FINE.
WE WILL BE AT THE BAR
DANCING.
>> SOMETIMES THEY MAKE YOU
FEEL LIKE YOU ARE ON TV.
>>
>> YOU KNOW IT KICKS IN.
>> CAN WE PUT THAT PICTURE
BACK UP?
THE INSTAGRAM PICTURE?
IT WAS A PICTURE OF JUSTIN AND
HIS HALF BROTHER.
>> SO WHERE DO YOU SEE THIS
ENDING UP?
>> I THINK IT WILL END UP JUST
FINE.
>> IT WILL BE WHEN HE IS 48 HE
WILL BE OUR HOWARD HUGHES.
HE IS JUST LIVING ALONE AND
FEELING FINE.
>> IS THAT CHEERIOS BREATH?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
I WORRY ABOUT THE LAD.
I DO.
>> THIS JUST MAKES IT MORE
IMPRESSIVE.
WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD STAR AND
YOU HAVE COME THROUGH AND NOT
BEEN A TOTAL HEAD CASE.
LIKE --
>> RON HOWARD?
>> YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
>> JODIE FOSTER?
>> YEAH, THERE IT IS.
>> WHAT IS THIS WAY YOU ARE
TALKING?
WHAT ARE YOU JIMMY STEWART
NOW?
DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON THE
SHOW?
E-MAIL AS US.
DO YOU HAVE A VIDEO OF YOUR
ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING?
I HOPE SO.
CLICK ON SUBMIT A VIDEO.
WE MAY USE IT.
COMING UP, CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
>>> I WILL BE ON "THE OWE
RILEY FACTOR" 8:00 P.M.
EASTERN AND ANDY WILL BE ON"
THE REAL STORY" WITH GRETCHEN
CARLSON.
COMING UP TOMORROW ON "RED
EYE" YES, WE HAVE A NEW SHOW,
FRY -- FRIDAY.
WE HAVE JOANNE NORTON.
THAT'S TOMORROW.
HERE IS A STORY.
SHOULD WE SCOFF AT THEIR
SPINOFF?
IT IS THE SUBJECT OF
TONIGHT'S --
>> "RED EYE" DEBATE, 2013 LIVE
FROM THE" RED EYE" DEBATE
CENTER.
>> WELCOME BACK TO THE "RED
EYE" DEBATE CENTER.
I AM GREG GUTFELD.
CAN YOU REALLY IMPROVE UPON
CAPTAIN CRUNCH?
THE NEW CEREAL IS CALLED
SPRINKLED DONUT CRUNCH AND IT
HAS TINY DONUT-FLAVORED O'S
COVERED IN RAINBOW SPRINKLES.
THE QUESTION IS WHY WOULD YOU
DO THAT?
IF YOU WANT A DONUT, GET A
[BLEEP] DONUT.
SORRY, AMBASSADOR.
I GOTTI MOTIONAL.
I LIE MY DONUTS AND MY CEREAL
AND MY CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
KEEP THEM SEPARATE, BUT
EQUAL.
SEPARATE, BUT EQUAL.
SOUNDS FAMILIAR, BUT IT WAS
WRONG BACK THEN.
IN THIS CASE IT IS RIGHT.
TOM, I PUT IT TO YOU.
FIRST, CAN YOU IMPROVE UPON
CAPTAIN CRUNCH?
>> OF COURSE YOU CAN, GREG.
YOU CAN STOP IT FROM RAVAGING
THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.
>> THAT'S YOUR FAULT.
>> WHY?
IT IS A CHRONIC PROBLEM WHEN
YOU EAT CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
>> IT IS CALLED
CRUNCH-ITATION.
CRUNCH AND IRRITATION.
>> THE SUGAR CORRODES YOUR
TEETH.
THAT'S WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS.
>> THE ROOF OF THE MOUTH WHERE
IT SHREDS THE TOP OF YOUR
MOUTH.
>> OH, OH THAT'S BAD TOO.
SO IT IS ALL WRONG.
>> THAT IS NOT CAPTAIN
WRURCH'S RESPONSIBILITY THAT
IS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE
CONSUMER WHO EATS TOO MUCH
CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
IF YOU EAT TOO MUCH --
>> I WON'T STOP SAYING
CAPTAIN.
>> I FORGET.
TOM, I WILL LET YOU FINISH
YOUR THOUGHT.
I'M ANGRY JIE. THAT'S IT.
>> THAT'S IT.
I AM NOT A FAN OF THE CEREAL
BECAUSE OF WHAT IT DID TO THE
INSIDE OF MY DELICATE PALLET.
>> AMBASSADOR, YOU DEALT WITH
A LOT OF SERIOUS QUESTIONS IN
YOUR LIFE.
IF THE U.N USES THIS CEREAL,
WON'T WE BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO
WORLD PEACE?
>> THE PRESSURE IS ON.
ON THE ONE HAND -- BUT THEN ON
THE OTHER HAND -- I THINK I
WAS FOR CAPTAIN CRUNCH'S NEW
CEREAL BEFORE I WAS AGAINST
IT.
I THINK THAT'S MY POSITION.
HOPE IT WAS CLEAR JIE. WHAT
DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?
ANDY, WOULD YOU EAT SPRINKLED
DONUT CRUFN?
>> NO.
I AM A CAPTAIN CRUNCH PURIST.
AS FAR AS HURTING THE ROOF OF
YOUR MOUTH, YOU ARE AN AMATEUR
IF THAT IS HAPPENING.
THE KEY IS AS ANY PROFESSIONAL
WILL TELL YOU IS YOU LEARN
WHAT THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF
TIME TO LEAVE IT IN THE MILK
IS SO THAT IT IS STILL
CRUNCHY, BUT IT DOESN'T CUT
YOUR MOUTH.
IT IS A DELICATE BALANCE.
YOU QUICKLY FIGURE IT OUT.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SKILL
WHATSOEVER , WHICH CLEARLY YOU
DO NOT.
>> ARE YOU A SOGGY EATER.
>> SOGGY IS GROSS.
>> YOU ARE MISSING MY POINT,
AND I AM GLAD WE ARE HAVING
THIS "RED EYE" DEBATE.
IT IS NOT ABOUT BEING SOGGY.
IT IS STRIKING THE PERFECT
BALANCE.
IT IS STILL CRUNCHY BUT NOT
DANGEROUS.
>> YOU NO I, -- YOU KNOW,
SKIER STIN, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THIS?
>> I THINK IT IS WONDERFUL.
I LIKE CAPTAIN CRUNCH.
I LOVE THE IDEA OF DONUTS AND
CEREAL TOGETHER.
IT IS FABULOUS.
>> I AM NOT READY FOR IT.
>> OTHER COMPANIES HAVE A
GREAT HISTORY OF DOING THIS
WITH GREAT SUCCESS.
OREOS INTRODUCES NEW FLAVORS
ALL THE TIME.
THE BIRTHDAY CAKE WE JUST
GOT.
IT IS VANILLA WITH BIRTHDAY
CAKE SPRINKLES IN THE MIDDLE.
IT IS AMAZING.
>> THE OREOS, NO, NO, NO.
THEY ARE -- IT IS LIKE, OKAY
IF THIS WAS HAPPENING IN
NATURE, WE WOULD BE LIKE,
WHOA! FRANKENSTEIN.
DON'T MAKE NEW BODIES OUT OF
DEAD BODIES.
DON'T TAKE A DONUT AND PUT IT
IN THE CEREAL.
>> IT IS NOT A FLAVOR.
IT IS A DONUT.