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I'm an interesting guy
I always hope that no matter how small the original problem is it's gonna grow
into bigger and bigger proportions and could completely out of control
and i'll give you a concrete example 0:00:10.849,0:00:15.629 Let's say a water main breaks in downtown Los angeles and it floods in electrical substations , 0:00:15.629,0:00:19.439 knocking out all the traffic lights and tying up the entire city and emergency vehicles can't
get through 0:00:20.220,0:00:24.360and at the same time one of those month-long global warming heatwaves comes along but there's
no air conditioning there is no water for sanitation so cholera smallpox and dysentery break out 0:00:29.259,0:00:30.970 and thousands of people start dying in the streets
but before they died PARASITES EAT THEIR BRAINS and they go completely *** crazy and they storm
the hospital, but the hospital can't handle all the casualties, so these people *** all of the nurses and 0:00:39.370,0:00:41.590 sat the hospital on fire
and the flames drive them even crazier so they start stabbing social workers and garbage man 0:00:46.870,0:00:50.590 and a big wind comes along and the entire city goes up in flames and the people who was still
healthy
they get mad at the sick people and they start crucifying them, nailing them to crosses
trying on their underwear, *** like that
then everybody smokes crack and *** and they march on city hall where they burn the mayor at the
stake, strangle his wife and take turns sadomizing the statute of Larry Flint
and at this point, at this point it looks like pretty soon 0:01:10.730,0:01:13.950 things are gonna start to get out of control
so everybody panics and tries to leave the city at the same time
and they trample each other to death by the thousands, and wild dogs eat it corpses
and the wild dogs chase the rest of the people down the highway and one by one the dogs
pick off the old *** and the slow people 'cause they're in the fast lane where they don't
belong
get the *** out of the fast lane 0:01:30.960,0:01:36.410 if you're an old ***, if you're a slow *** (get over on the right, get over on the right)0:01:36.410,0:01:40.240 And the lucky ones the lucky people who managed to make all the way outside of town they discover when they
get there that big sparks from the city have lit the suburbs on fire, and the suburbs burn
uncontrollably and thousands of identical homes have a identical fires and identical smoke 0:01:49.270,0:01:54.680killing all the identical soccer moms and their identical kids named "Jason" and "Jennifeeeeer"
but now
now the fire spreads to the farmlands and the farmlands burn intensely at 425°
creating millions of baked potatoes and
as the farmlands burn, 0:02:04.229,0:02:08.090 as the farmlands burn thousands of barns and farmhouses begin to explode from all the hidden 0:02:08.090,0:02:10.379methol-amphetamine labs
and the ***-chemicals run downhill into the rivers and streams where wild animals drink the water
and get completely gigged on speed
so bears and wolfs, amped up on crank, start roaming the countryside looking for people to eat
eventhough they're not really hungry
and the fire spreads to the forests and the forests burn furiously and hundreds of Elves and Trolls and Fairies 0:02:29.559,0:02:32.999 come running out of the woods screaming "BAMBI IS DEAD! BAMBI IS DEAD!"
and he is, he is, finally that *** LITTLE *** BAMBI is dead! (dead!) 0:02:42.379,0:02:47.189 now hundreds of regional fires come together into one huge interstate infernal
and all twelve of the western united states are burning out of control (exept Utah, 0:02:51.079,0:02:53.919 where the mormons don't love fires)
and then the fire spreads across the great plains toasting the wheat, cooking the cattle
and producing 0:02:58.799,0:03:00.629 Hamburgers actually
then it leaves to Mississippi in races through the south
blowing up stills, interrupting lynchings and killing millions of inbred people ! (and then) 0:03:08.799,0:03:12.989 it turns northeast and it heads for Washington DC- where George Bush can't decide if it's
an emergency or not
he can't decide this
he can't decide because *** Cheney is in prison. so...
instead he takes a nap0:03:30.269,0:03:34.919 he takes a nap; he puts his empty -***- brainless head down on a little pillow
his mother gave him at christmas time
and he takes a *** nap!
so the fire moves to Philadelphia but its a weekend and Philadelphia is closed on the weekend
so the fire moves to New York City and the people in New York tell the fire to "GO *** ITSELF"
(gofuckitself, well and it does)
And it does! So instead it burns down Long island and Connecticut killing all the rich
white *** and completly distroying their evil faggotty golf courses 0:04:05.729,0:04:12.039 and while all this is going on, Canada burns to the ground but nobody notices
and now the entire North American continent is on fire producing a huge thermal updraft, creating a 0:04:17.149,0:04:20.470 incendiary zyclonic microsystems that forms a hemisphered megastorm
breaking down the molecular structure of the atmosphere and actually changing the laws
of nature
fire and water combined, burning clouds and flaming rain fall upward, gamma rays and soloinsic ????? 0:04:29.190,0:04:33.210creating huge clouds of ionized plasma, bolt lightnings twenty million miles long
begin shooting out of the North pole 0:04:34.860,0:04:39.250 and THE SKY FILLS UP WITH GREEN ***
and then suddenly the entire fabric of space times splits in twoooo
for huge crack in the universe opens
and all the dead people from the past begin falling through
Babe Ruth, Groucho Marx, Davy crockett, Tiny Tim, Porky Pig, Hitler, Janis Joplin,
Alan Ludden 0:04:55.680,0:04:58.540 My Uncle Dave, your Uncle Dave
everybodies Uncle Dave an endless stream of dead Uncle Daves falling through the crack
and all Uncle Daves gather around the head of the kitchen table
they light up cigaretts and they begin to talk
they talk about how they never got a break , 0:05:11.849,0:05:14.889 how their parents didn't love them and their children weren't grateful 0:05:14.889,0:05:19.110they talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job
they say the jews own everything and the blacks get special treatment
and all the hatred and bitterness drips out of these people
and forms a big pool of liquid hate
and the pool of liquid hate begins to spin , 0:05:29.890,0:05:33.810 round and round it spins, faster and faster, and the faster it spins, the bigger it gets 0:05:33.810,0:05:37.430faster.and.faster.bigger.and.bigger until the whirling pool of hate is bigger than
the entire universe
and then suddenly it explooooodes into trillion of tiny stars
and every star has a trillion planets and every planet hast a trillion Uncle Daves
and all the Uncle daves have good jobs, perfect eyesight and shoes that fit
they have great sex lives and free health care
they understand the internet their kids think they're cool
and they all love their neighbors
and every week
without fail Uncle Dave wins the lottery
forever and ever until the end of time every single Uncle Dave has a winning ticket
and Uncle Dave is finally happy
now do you see why I like it when nature gets even with humans? 0:06:14.500,0:06:16.680when nature gets even with humans?
thanks for coming in here....