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Not for me, dear.
You know it's our anniversary.
You know I can't drink when I'm on call.
The asparagus is very tender.
Oh, yeah.
They say it's an aphrodisiac.
Who does?
Oh, I don't know, people.
That's just what people say.
So, dear, how was your day?
Oh, Jesus!
Shut up and have a drink!
You're a computer analyst not a *** surgeon!
Why can't you just... I don't know, relax for once in your life!
Oh, don't you dare.
Don't you dare smoke in my house!
Yeah, that's right.
Passive smoke.
That's exactly what I wanted for my anniversary.
Followed by some stilted conversation.
And if I'm really lucky by some short mechanical sex.
I'm sorry.
Come here.
There, there.
I didn't mean what I said.
Happy anniversary.
Hello, you have reached Real Life technical support.
How can I help you?
Hi, I...
i'm unsatisfied with my current unit.
Ok, what model do you currently have?
It's the 100 series.
And what seems to be the problem?
He lacks ambition.
He has no sense of adventure.
Yes, that is a common malfunction with the 100 series.
Would it help if we upgraded you to a higher model?
Yeah, would you be able to give me something a bit sportier?
Certainly, do you have any preferences?
How about...
A rock climber?
Oh no... A masseuse.
Oh, wait! A rock climbing masseuse?
Yeah, like the picture.
But no beard.
Maybe just a 5 o'clock shadow.
And could he have shorter hair?
And more blonde?
Wait please.
A glass of wine?
No thanks, I've got a big climb tomorrow.
The asparagus is very tender.
Yes, dear.
They say it's an aphrodisiac, you know.
Who does?
I don't know.
Just what people say.
So tell me about your day, dear.
Went into town this morning to pick up some stuff for tonight.
Then I went for a late lunch with Anna.
Then what?
Then I decided since it's our anniversary to treat myself and i...