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ANNOUNCER: GONNA SHACK UP, GET
YOURSELF A GOOD PRENUP BECAUSE
YOU WILL PROBABLY BREAK UP AND
YOUR EX WILL CLEAN UP SO THAT'S
WHY GOD INVENTED THE PRENUP.
SO HURRY IT UP, GO LAWYER UP,
TAKE OUR ADVICE --
HARVEY: AND GET A PRENUP.
ANNOUNCER: TODAY'S EPISODE,
KALEY CUOCO AND RYAN SWEETING.
LENGTH OF MARRIAGE, 21 MONTHS.
HARVEY: MONTHS AFTER SHE GETS
MARRIED SHE SIGNS THIS
$72 MILLION DEAL.
$1 MILLION AN EPISODE FOR
72 EPISODES OF "BIG ***."
AND IF SHE DIDN'T HAVE A PRENUP,
HE WOULD HAVE HIS HOOKS IN HALF
OF THAT MONEY.
ANNOUNCER: BUT NO, KALEY LEARNED
FROM THE MISTAKES OF SUCH DUMMY
LZ AS PAUL McCARTNEY AND MEL
GIBSON AND GOT A PRENUP.
>> SHE PAID HIM A LUMP SUM OF
$165,000 AND SHE GOT TO KEEP THE
HOUSES.
SHE ALSO PAID $195,000 FOR HIS
TWO PERSONAL TRAINERS.
ANNOUNCER: BECAUSE HE'S A FORMER
TENNIS PRO AND THINGS LIKE THAT
ARE IMPORTANT TO HIM.
HARVEY: THE BEST PART OF IT IS
HE GETS TO KEEP ALL OF THE GIFT
CERTIFICATES HE HAS IN HIS
POSSESSION.
>> MAYBE SHE WOULD BUY HIM
STUFF.
OH, HERE'S $10,000 LOUIS
VUITTON.
HARVEY: OR HE HAS $480 LEFT ON
HIS TARGET CARD AND SHE SAYS
KEEP IT.
ANNOUNCER: BUT THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING FOR KALEY AND
RYAN IS TO PUT THEIR MARRIAGE
BEHIND THEM AND MOVE ON.
WHICH KALEY SEEMS TO BE HAVING
NO PROBLEM DOING.
>> SHE'S DATING HER HORSEBACK
RIDER TRAINER OR SOMETHING.
ANNOUNCER: YES, KALEY IS HOOKING
UP WITH 25-YEAR-OLD EQUESTRIAN
CARL COOK, WHOSE DAD IS WORTH
OH, JUST $2 BILLION.
HARVEY: MEANWHILE, THIS GUY IS
AT TARGET IN LINE.
ANNOUNCER: BUT AT LEAST HE WILL
LOOK SNAZZY IN HIS OLD NAVY
THREADS AT RED LOBSTER.
SO CONGRATS, KALEY!
AND TO KALEY'S NEW $2 BILLION
BOYFRIEND.
HERE'S SOME ADVICE --
HARVEY: YOU NEED A PRENUP!