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>> Narrator: COMING UP, CAN Q
AND SAL CLOSE THE DEAL?
>> WHAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE,
GUYS?
UNH!
>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
>> Narrator: WHAT'S LEFT JOE IN
SHOCK?
>> THREE, FOUR TIMES A DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Narrator: WILL SAL EAT AND
RUN?
>> HE'S GOING IN.
>> Narrator: AND LATER,
TONIGHT'S BIG LOSER IS FORCED
INTO A CAGE MATCH YOU'VE GOT TO
SEE TO BELIEVE.
[ CAT HISSES ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, OUR
FATE SHALL BE DETERMINED BY
THE...
>> All: WHEEL OF DOOM!
>> WE SHALL EACH STEP FORTH AND
TAKE A SPIN ON THE...
>> All: WHEEL OF DOOM!
>> TO NOT LOSE, YOU MUST DO
WHAT IS DECREED BY THE...
>> All: WHEEL OF DOOM!
>> THE...
>> All: WHEEL OF DOOM!
>> YOU'RE FIRST UP, BABY.
>> YEAH.
>> I FEEL LIKE THE WHEEL OF DOOM
HAS IT IN FOR ME.
>> THERE'S SOME DOOZIES ON
THERE.
I FEEL LIKE THIS IS GONNA BE A
BAD SPIN.
>> WHEEL OF DOOM, BABY.
WHEEL OF DOOM.
>> COME ON, WHEEL.
>> DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM, DOOM,
DOOM, DOOM!
>> HERE WE GO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
>> HOW DO YOU GET SOMEBODY TO
LAY DOWN ON THE FLOOR IN A MALL?
>> GOOD LUCK TO YOU, MAN, 'CAUSE
YOU'RE ABOUT TO ASK THESE GUYS
IN FRONT OF YOU.
>> GUYS, YOU MIND IF I ASK YOUR
OPINION ON THIS?
I'M SURPRISING MY GIRL BY
GETTING HER --
I'M GONNA REPLACE THE WHOLE
BEDROOM SET.
THEY GOT TWO CHOICES UPSTAIRS --
A QUEEN-SIZE OR THIS IS THE
FULL-SIZE.
>> WHERE'S HE GOING WITH THIS?
>> SHE'S A SPOONER.
>> OH.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
SO, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING,
RIGHT?
SHE MAKES US SPOON CONSTANTLY.
BUT SHE'S KIND OF LIKE YOUR
HEFT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IF SHE WAS HERE, IT'D BE EASY.
UM...
SPOON WITH ME REAL QUICK, JUST
FOR ONE SECOND, AND I'LL TELL
YOU IN ONE SECOND IF IT'S GONNA
BE BIG ENOUGH.
FOR ONE SECOND.
SHE'S THE SAME DIMENSIONS AS
YOU, BUT JUST FOR ONE SEC.
COME HERE.
ONE SECOND.
>> I WILL JUMP OFF OF THIS LEDGE
IF HE DOES IT.
I WILL JUMP OFF THE LEDGE.
>> HOOK A BROTHER UP, MAN.
I GOT TO BUY IT TODAY.
IT'S ON SALE.
>> DUDE, DON'T DO IT.
DON'T DO IT.
>> JUST REAL QUICK.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
>> LOOK AT -- [ LAUGHS ]
>> HE'S NOT SPOONING YOU!
HE'S NOT SPOONING YOU!
>> SPOON WITH ME, DUDE!
>> NO, NO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I NEED YOUR ARM OVER ME.
AND I WANT TO SEE THE ARM REACH.
DUDE, IT'LL TAKE ONE SECOND.
OKAY, COME ON.
>> HE'S DOING IT!
HE'S DOING IT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WOW!
[ DING! ]
>> READY, BOYS?
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> OH!
>> TEETH FLOSSED BY A STRANGER.
'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL
YOU, BUT YOU GOT A LITTLE
SOMETHING.
>> WHEEL OF DOOM, WHAT HAPPENED?
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
>> WHO IN THIS MALL WILL GO
AHEAD AND FLOSS A STRANGER'S
TOOTH?
>> IT'S A WEIRD THING.
IT'S LIKE ASKING SOMEBODY TO
WIPE YOUR BUTT.
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN GO
THROUGH WITH THIS.
EXCUSE ME, GIRLS?
GIRLS, COULD YOU HELP ME FLOSS
MY TEETH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO?
COULD YOU HELP ME FLOSS MY
TEETH?
NO?
>> NO, NO DICE.
>> HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN?
CAN I ASK YOU FOR A QUICK FAVOR?
COULD YOU, UM...
COULD YOU HELP ME FLOSS MY
TEETH?
[ LAUGHTER ]
'CAUSE IT'S STUCK IN THERE, AND
I JUST CAN'T GET IT.
LET ME TELL YOU WHY -- I HAVE A
HOT DATE.
I'M MEETING A GIRL.
I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON HER SINCE
THE 6th GRADE.
>> OOH.
>> SYMPATHY FLOSS.
>> AND I'M MEETING HER RIGHT
NOW, AND I'M JUST WORRIED THAT
IF I SHOW UP...
COULD YOU HELP ME OUT?
>> I PROMISE YOU, 100%, THIS GUY
WON'T DO IT.
>> LIKE, JUST A QUICK ZIP OF THE
FLOSS?
>> DON'T DO IT, GUY.
THANK YOU.
>> OH, MY GOD!
>> HE'S DOING IT!
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> YOU SON OF A [BLEEP]
>> WHEN YOU LOOK A GUY IN THE
EYE AND SAY, "IT'S ABOUT A GIRL.
I NEED THIS, MAN"...
>> IT HAPPENS.
>> YOU DO IT.
[ DING! ]
>> HERE WE GO.
>> COME ON, WHEEL OF DOOM.
>> RIGHT PAST THAT AUTOMATIC
WIN.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> OH! F--
[ LAUGHTER ]
COULD YOU GIVE ME A SECOND TO
PREPARE?
>> YOUR FACE IS ALL RED.
>> IT IS RED.
>> ALL OVER HERE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT WAS MESSED UP.
[ DING! ]
>> GIVE IT A GOOD SPIN, JOE.
COME ON!
THAT'S IT.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> OH!
>> "GET A STRANGER'S SHOE AND
SMELL IT."
OH, WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT I'M GONNA
USE MY NOSE?
NOW, JOE, YOU'VE GOT TO TAKE
SOMEONE'S SHOE OFF AND SMELL IT.
>> ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE
TOESIES.
>> JOE, THE GUY ON THE BENCH
RIGHT THERE WITH THE SNEAKERS.
>> HOW DO YOU TALK SOMEBODY OUT
OF THEIR SHOE AND THEN TALK THEM
INTO LETTING YOU SMELL IT?
>> THAT'S HIS PROBLEM, MY
FRIEND.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> LOOK AT THE FILTHY SHOE!
>> THOSE WERE ONCE WHITE SHOES.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> YOU THINK HE'S DISTRACTED?
YOU'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO SLIP HIS
SHOES OFF WITHOUT HIM KNOWING?
>> YOUR SHOE -- IS THAT COMFY?
WITH THE TWO LACES?
YEAH?
CAN I SEE IT?
YEAH, CAN I --
YEAH, THANKS.
>> NO, NO!
NO!
HE LET HIM TAKE IT OFF!
>> THEY'RE COMFORTABLE, TOO?
YEAH?
>> HE'S HALFWAY THERE.
>> THIS IS GROSS.
HE'S GONNA DO IT.
>> JOE, TAKE THE LOSS.
TAKE THE LOSS!
>> [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DING! ]
>> Narrator: THE WHEEL OF DOOM
CLAIMED NO VICTIMS THIS ROUND.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY LIKE?
WALKING AROUND TOWN WITH YOU
GUYS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I LOVE IT!
I NEVER GET TIRED OF IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
WE WALK FROM PIZZERIAS TO DANCE
STUDIOS.
>> I LIKE THE FACT THAT WE'RE
KEEPING IT GREEN.
>> YEAH.
>> WE DON'T USE ANY MODES OF
TRANSPORTATION BESIDES OUR OWN
HOOFS.
>> WE MUST BE REALLY TIRED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WATCH OUT NOW -- HOT SUIT!
WE'RE PAIRING UP AS AD EXECS
ABOUT TO HEAD UPSTAIRS TO PITCH
POTENTIAL CLIENTS.
>> BUT EACH TEAM HAS WRITTEN THE
PRESENTATIONS FOR EACH OTHER.
>> AT THE END OF THE
PRESENTATIONS, WE'LL ASK THE
CLIENTS TO RATE US ON A SCALE
FROM 1 TO 10.
>> WHICHEVER TEAM GETS THE
LOWEST RATING LOSES.
>> HEY. HOW ARE YOU?
>> THESE GUYS LOOK LIKE THEY
MEAN BUSINESS.
>> YEAH, GRAB A SEAT THERE,
GUYS.
WE ARE A MARKETING/ADVERTISING
COMPANY.
WE COVER ALL FACETS OF
MARKETING.
RECENT ACCOUNTS WE'VE LANDED.
NOW HERE'S WHERE YOU'RE GONNA BE
IMPRESSED, GUYS.
FOOD -- I'M SURE YOU'VE ALL
EATEN TODAY.
NO, WE LANDED FOOD.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
"WE LANDED ALL OF FOOD."
>> UH...
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> WATER.
NOT BOTTLED WATER.
>> NOT THAT.
>> NOT EVEN TAP WATER.
WATER.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
HAD WATER.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> WHAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE,
GUYS?
WHAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
AND WE --
WE CHEST BUMP AFTER EVERY SLIDE.
>> WE HAVEN'T YET, BUT WE'RE
GONNA START NOW.
>> VERY EXCITING.
AND YOU GUYS, IF YOU WANT TO
CHEST BUMP A LITTLE BIT AFTER
EVERY SLIDE, GO RIGHT AHEAD.
OKAY.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> ALSO, JUST --
>> REALLY, THOUGH, A MOMENT OF
SILENCE FOR LOST LOVED ONES.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
THEN CHEST BUMP.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
THIS IS THE WORST MARKETING
PRESENTATION EVER.
>> EXAMPLE OF A COMMERCIAL.
>> NOW TO SHOW YOU THE VIDEO.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> JUST LET ME SLEEP.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> THEY CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THESE
GUYS.
>> EUTHANASIA.
OKAY, IT GETS A BAD RAP, BUT
WE'RE HERE TO SAY...
NO.
>> Q IS HIDING BEHIND SAL!
HE'S IN THE CORNER.
>> I JUST GET A LITTLE CHOKED
UP.
>> WE'RE AN OUT-OF-THE-BOX
COMPANY.
THAT'S WHY WE'RE GLAD THAT YOU
GOT TO LISTEN TO US.
HERE'S THE SURVEY.
>> PLEASE CIRCLE A NUMBER.
WE'LL BE BACK IN ONE MINUTE.
>> THIS IS -- THIS IS
RIDICULOUS.
>> DO IT, DO IT, DO IT.
WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?
>> PLEASE JUST CONFER AND CIRCLE
A NUMBER.
THANK YOU, GUYS.
>> THIS IS -- THIS IS
RIDICULOUS.
"SCALE NOT LOW ENOUGH" -- HOW'S
THAT?
>> ONE. ONE!
[ DING! ]
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
HOW ARE YOU?
MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE.
>> YEAH, HAVE A SEAT.
RIGHT THERE'S FINE.
TODAY IS ABOUT US.
WE'RE ABOUT TO TELL YOU GUYS
ABOUT OUR COMPANY, WHAT
MAYA SOL's ABOUT.
>> WE PROVIDE SOUND
ADVERTISEMENT SOLUTIONS FOR YOUR
EVER-CHANGING GLOBAL
MARKETPLACE.
SO, SOME OF OUR MAJOR CLIENTS.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> CALVIN CHEECH.
CAL. CAL CHEECH.
WE GOT A BIG WEEK ON
FASHION WEEK.
CAL CHEECH IS ONE OF OUR BIGGEST
CLIENTS.
>> STEPHEN.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> TO HIS FRIENDS, HE'S "STEVE."
>> UH...
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> OKAY.
SO, THIS IS A CHART.
>> THIS IS YOUR PROFITS CHART.
>> AND THE AVERAGE RETURN ON
INVESTMENT, A.K.A. PROFITS, AND
YOU NOTICE THAT IT COMES -- IT
COMES BACK.
>> IS THERE A REASON YOU'RE
PRESENTING THESE CONCEPTS ON,
LIKE, SPIRAL RING-BINDER NOTE
PAPER?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> WELL, OUR PHRASE THAT WE GO
BY IN THE OFFICE IS "KEEP IT
STUPID-SIMPLE.
IT'S SIMPLE, STUPID."
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> OUR DESIGN IS REALLY --
THEY'RE BASICALLY MONKEYS WITH
PENCILS, AND THIS IS WHAT WE'RE
DOING.
WE'RE IN THE ROOM HERE, MAKING
THE BEST OF SPIRAL-NOTEBOOK
PHOTOCOPIES, BECAUSE THEY REALLY
WENT ALL OUT.
HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES OF OUR
REGULAR PRINT ADS THAT WE'VE
DONE.
>> YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE,
MAN.
>> OKAY.
SO, THIS IS ARTURO'S BEANS.
AND THIS IS --
THE CATCHPHRASE WE CAME UP WITH
THIS IS...
>> "COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S ARTURO'S BEANS, MAN."
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> SEE WHAT WE DID?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
IN CLOSING --
NOW, YOUR FUTURE PLUS...
>> OUR FUTURE...
>> EQUALS...
>> Both: PRETTY BRIGHT.
>> SO BRIGHT, IN FACT, THAT "YOU
GOTTA WEAR SHADES."
>> "HAND OUT SHADES."
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
DID YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SHADES?
I DIDN'T BRING...THE SHADES.
>> I FORGOT THE SHADES.
>> WELL, THAT WAS OUR BIG --
THAT'S OUR BIG FINISH, THOUGH.
THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME,
GUYS.
REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> WE'RE GONNA STEP OUT OF THE
ROOM FOR THE MOMENT.
IF YOU WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO
GIVE US A RATING?
AND THEN WE'LL BE BACK IN IN
JUST A FEW MOMENTS.
>> I MEAN, I HAVE MY ANSWER.
I'LL JUST TELL YOU.
>> WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?
THREE!
[ DING! ]
>> WE GOT A THREE!
Q AND SAL AND MAD MEN BECAUSE
THEY ARE THE FIRST ONES UP ON
THE LOSER BOARD.
>> HOW COME THEY DON'T MAKE ADS
FOR GUYS LIKE ME?
LIKE, "HEY! BUY THIS!"
>> CUT TO THE CHASE!
>> CUT TO THE CHASE.
"HEY! WE GOT A NEW CAR OUT!
BUY IT!"
>> SO YOU JUST WANT TO BE TOLD
WHAT TO DO BY AN INSENSITIVE
DUDE?
>> YEAH, JUST, "Q, BUY THIS."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WE'RE AT THE FOOD COURT AT
THE JERSEY GARDENS MALL.
>> MY FAVORITE PLACE TO BRING A
DATE.
>> WE'RE POSING AS CUSTODIAL
WORKERS CLEANING UP AFTER
SHOPPERS.
>> THE CATCH IS, WE'VE GOT TO DO
AND SAY WHAT WE'RE TOLD.
>> AND IF YOU REFUSE, YOU LOSE.
>> Narrator: IT'S JOE AND SAL IN
A JOKER VERSUS JOKER CHALLENGE.
>> HEY, JOE, DO ME A FAVOR --
TRY FOR THIS GUY RIGHT NEXT TO
YOU.
>> HOW'S IT GOING, BRO?
GOOD?
HOW'S THE CHICKEN -- BOURBON
CHICKEN? GOOD?
>> JOE, DON'T STOP CURSING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THAT'S MY FAVORITE [BLEEP]
MAN.
I EAT THE [BLEEP] OUT OF THAT
ALL DAY LONG.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> KEEP GOING.
>> SOMETIMES I WALK IN HERE, I'M
LIKE, "WHAT THE [BLEEP] AM I
GONNA EAT?" 'CAUSE THERE'S SO
MUCH [BLEEP] TO CHOOSE FROM.
I'M LIKE, "I COULD EAT THE
[BLEEP] OUT OF ANY OF THESE
PLACES."
SOMETIMES I [BLEEP] START ON
THIS END, I WALK TO THE OTHER
END WITH THAT [BLEEP]
SOMETIMES I GO OVER HERE, AND I
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
ALL THE WAY [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
[BLEEP] [BLEEP]
AND THEN I'LL [BLEEP] OVER HERE.
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
WHO [BLEEP] HERE WITH THE
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] AND THE
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] THERE.
[BLEEP] HERE [BLEEP] THERE
[BLEEP] EVERYWHERE.
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
ENJOY YOUR [BLEEP] CHICKEN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DING! ]
HE LOOKS HUNGRY.
>> HE LOOKS A LITTLE PECKISH.
>> HEY, SAL, COULD YOU REACH
OVER TO THERE?
WE PUT FORK AND SOME TAPE FOR
YOU.
TAPE THE FORK TO THE END OF YOUR
BROOM...
>> AND EAT OFF SOMEBODY'S PLATE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT
PEOPLE WHILE THEY'RE EATING.
>> SO YOU WANT TO DO IT FROM A
DISTANCE.
>> YEAH. YEAH, THE BIG GUY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HIS MEAL LOOKS GOOD.
>> WAIT. I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT
GUY.
>> YES, YES, YOU ARE!
YES, YOU ARE!
>> THIS GUY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE
HE'S IN THE MOOD FOR GUFF,
BUDDY.
GOOD LUCK.
OH, MY GOD.
THERE HE GOES.
>> HE'S GOING IN!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> AH! HE GOT ONE!
>> THEY DON'T GIVE ME A LUNCH
BREAK.
>> WHAT?
[ DING! ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Narrator: THE VERDICT FROM
THE FOOD COURT IS NO LOSERS.
Q AND SAL REMAIN TIED FOR LAST.
COMING UP, WHAT'S GOT Q WET
BEHIND THE EARS?
>> KEEP DOING IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Narrator: AND LATER, A
PUNISHMENT OF CATASTROPHIC
PROPORTIONS.
[ CAT HISSES ]
>> WHOA!
>> WE ARE BACK AT
PARAMOUNT ORAL SURGERY.
>> WE HAD SO MUCH FUN PLAYING
DENTAL ASSISTANTS LAST TIME,
WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN.
WE HAVE TO DO AND SAY WHATEVER
THE OTHER GUYS TELL US.
>> AND IF YOU REFUSE, YOU LOSE.
AHH.
[ SNAPS ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> JOE -- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'M DOING ALL RIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
>> VERY WELL.
COME ON IN. HAVE A SEAT.
>> JOE, PUT ON SOME RUBBER
GLOVES.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> JOE, HAVE TROUBLE GETTING
THE GLOVES ON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> COME IN AND HAVE IT DONE.
>> OH, NICE, NICE.
>> I GUESS THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO
TAKE BEFORE-AND-AFTER.
>> THAT'S GREAT.
OKAY, UM...
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> ASK HER QUESTIONS.
EVERY ANSWER SHE GIVES YOU,
YOU'RE OVERLY SHOCKED ABOUT IT.
>> HOW OFTEN DO YOU BRUSH YOUR
TEETH?
>> LIKE, THREE, FOUR TIMES A
DAY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THREE, FOUR TIMES A DAY?
>> WELL, YOU BRUSH WHEN YOU
WAKE UP.
>> RIGHT. WHEN YOU WAKE UP.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY TEETH
REMOVED?
>> I ONLY HAD THREE.
I KNOW!
>> THREE?
THAT IS WEIRD.
ALL RIGHT.
AND THEN, WHAT KIND OF
TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE?
>> THE OPTIC WHITE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DING! ]
>> HOW ARE YOU TODAY, DOROTHY?
>> I'M OKAY.
>> YEAH?
>> HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU "B"
YOUR "T"?
>> HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU
"B" YOUR "T"?
>> TWICE.
>> WHAT KIND OF T.B. DO YOU USE
WHEN YOU "B" YOUR "T"?
>> WHAT KIND OF T.B. DO YOU USE
WHEN YOU "B" YOUR "T"?
>> CREST.
>> YOU USE CREST?
>> DO YOU "F"?
>> AND DO YOU, UH...
DO YOU "F"?
>> NO.
>> YOU DON'T "F"?
>> WELL, SOMETIMES.
>> 'CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE
BETTER DENTAL HYGIENE WHEN
THEY'RE DATING.
>> THEY JUST STAY AT HOME AND
THEY "F" THEMSELVES.
>> I FIND THAT WHEN I'M IN A
RELATIONSHIP, I JUST KIND OF
STAY HOME AND "F" MYSELF.
YEP, YEP, YEP. OKAY.
>> YOU DEFINITELY HAVE "TOOFS."
>> OKAY.
>> "TOOFS."
>> SAY IT.
>> YOU DEFINITELY -- YOU
DEFINITELY HAVE TOOFS.
LET ME SEE.
LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT ALL YOUR
"TEEFS."
>> TOOFS, TOOFS.
T-O-O-F -- TOOFS.
>> DID YOU EVER HAVE BRACES FOR
YOUR TOOFS?
>> NOPE.
>> LET ME TELL YOU THE "TROOF."
>> LET ME TELL YOU THE "TOOF"
RIGHT NOW.
>> YOUR TROOFS GOT TO BE
REMOVED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> I'M GONNA SHOOT STRAIGHT.
>> GET IT OUT!
>> YOUR TOOF NEEDS TO BE
REMOVED.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> TOOF.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DING! ]
>> AMANDA?
HI. HOW ARE YOU?
>> HI.
>> HAVE A SEAT.
>> YOU KNOW, FOR MY FAMILY,
GINGIVITIS IS A GOOD THING.
>> IN MY FAMILY, GINGIVITIS IS A
GOOD THING.
>> WHEN THERE'S GIN, INVITE US.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> 'CAUSE WHEN THERE'S GIN,
INVITE US.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SAL, GRAB THE WATER SPRAY.
>> GRAB THAT WATER SPRAY.
NOW SPRAY THE WHOLE FRONT OF
YOUR PANTS.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> RIGHT.
[ WATER SPRAYING ]
>> SAL, JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU
LOOK LIKE YOU PEED YOUR PANTS IN
FRONT OF THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
JUST SO YOU KNOW.
>> SHE JUST SAW IT, SHE JUST SAW
IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> LET ME SEE.
LET ME TAKE A QUICK LOOK.
SAY AHH.
>> AHH.
>> NOW, YOU MAY FEEL SOMETHING
THAT FEELS LIKE A TONGUE.
IT IS.
>> UH...
>> GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ONE,
SALLY BOY.
>> SO YOU MAY FEEL SOMETHING
THAT FEELS LIKE A TONGUE...
DEPRESSOR.
>> OHH!
>> IT IS.
IT'S A TONGUE DEPRESSOR.
[ BUZZER ]
>> OKAY. WHAT ARE WE HERE FOR
TODAY?
>> MY WISDOM TOOTH.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET ME JUST TAKE A
QUICK LOOK.
>> Q, GRAB ONE OF THOSE BIG
SYRINGES.
>> ALL RIGHT, COOL.
>> WHAT'S THAT?
>> OH, THIS IS JUST SALINE.
>> OH, OKAY.
>> IT'S JUST TO MOISTEN THINGS
DOWN A LITTLE BIT.
>> NOW START SQUIRTING YOUR
FACE.
>> UM...
>> GO AHEAD, Q -- RIGHT IN YOUR
FACE.
>> BUT IT'S FEELING BETTER NOW,
RIGHT?
>> YEAH, JUST LIKE I SAID.
IT WAS SORE.
>> JUST A LITTLE SORE?
>> MM-HMM.
>> IS IT WHEN YOU CHEW?
IS IT JUST --
IS IT WHEN YOU CHEW?
>> KEEP DOING IT, KEEP DOING IT.
>> LET ME JUST CHECK THIS OUT.
>> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
WERE IN?
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ DING! ]
>> Narrator: SAL CAN'T HANDLE
THE TOOTH, SO HE'S TONIGHT'S BIG
LOSER.
>> SO, OUR FRIEND SAL HAS A
CRIPPLING FEAR OF ONE THING --
>> All: CATS.
>> WHAT HE DOESN'T KNOW IS,
TODAY HE'S GONNA TEACH A SEMINAR
ON HOW TO BOND WITH YOUR CAT.
>> HE'S THE CAT WHISPERER.
>> HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE
SETUP IS.
ALL HE KNOWS IS THAT WE'VE TOLD
HIM TO WALK INTO THIS ROOM.
>> HOW'S EVERYONE DOING?
>> I FEEL A LITTLE BAD, BUT I
FEEL MORE GOOD.
>> UH, THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.
WELL, HOW ABOUT WE JUST GET
STARTED?
[ LAUGHTER ]
SO, BONDING WITH YOUR CAT.
UH...
>> SAL HATES CATS!
>> THIS IS, UH...
THIS IS MISTER...JUMBLES.
HE'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A
SHARP-CLAW ISSUE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> IT'S STUCK!
IT'S STUCK ON HIS SHIRT!
>> TAKE MR. JUMBLES FOR A
SECOND.
>> SAL IS IN HELL RIGHT NOW!
>> SO, NEXT SLIDE.
HOW TO BOND...WITH MULTIPLE
CATS.
>> PULL THAT BIG THING OFF
THERE.
>> I'M ABOUT TO SHOW YOU HOW TO
BOND WITH MULTIPLE CATS.
[ CAT MEOWS ]
[ CAT YOWLS ]
>> LOOK AT THE SLIDE.
>> I WILL NOW ENTER THIS CAGE
FULL OF CATS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU HAVE TO FACE YOUR FEARS,
BUDDY.
[ CAT MEOWS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU HAVE TO FACE YOUR FEARS,
BUDDY.
>> DON'T COME OUT.
>> CATS ARE GENTLE.
WHY IS HE SO AFRAID?
>> LET THE BONDING BEGIN.
THE CAT YOGA MAT -- I WILL NOW
LAY DOWN WITH THE MULTIPLE CATS.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I GOT TO TELL YOU, THIS IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I AM GONNA BE LIKE A YOGA MAT.
[ CAT MEOWS ]
OOH! OH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HE PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON A
CAT!
>> THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE HE'S
GONNA JUMP ON ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NEXT SLIDE, SAL.
>> LET ME SHOW YOU THE NEXT
TECHNIQUE.
THE CAT WALTZ.
I'M GONNA SLOW DANCE WITH A CAT.
>> IT'S TIME TO ASK THAT CAT FOR
A DANCE.
>> YEAH.
>> COME HERE.
COME ON, LET'S DANCE.
[ CAT HISSES ]
WHOA!
THAT CAT JUST HISSED AT ME AND
TRIED TO...
LET -- WE'LL -- LET'S SKIP THAT
TECHNIQUE.
THE NEXT TECHNIQUE IS THE CAT'S
CRADLE.
I WILL NOW CRADLE AS MANY
CATS...
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> THIS IS --
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
[ CAT HISSES ]
OH, MY GOD!
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOD.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
THAT ONE GUY SCARED ME, AND THEY
ALL SENSED IT AND SENSE THAT I'M
SCARED.
OH, MY GOD!
ALL RIGHT.
OH, THOSE CATS ARE SO MUCH FUN.
>> LOOK AT THIS.
>> YOU KNOW, BUT --
[ CAT HISSES ]
OH, MY GOD!
THANK YOU, GUYS, FOR COMING.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR!