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I was starving actor for thirteen-point- five years.
I know what it is to have talent, have passion,
have a dream, and have no one believe in you.
Here's how Winners Talent works: you stay here rent-free,
I act as your manager, earn twenty percent on the jobs you book.
You get my representation, my coaching, and most importantly,
a creatively nurturing place to stay surrounded by others with big dreams,
like you.
I'm peeing with the door open!
Ah ah ah! Sit! Sit! Stay. Good boy.
You really are a horrible manager. - You're a horrible manager!
I'm a casting director. - Look, honey I don't wanna be rude, but
these look like they were taken in your back yard. - Oh, they were!
Well, its manager's back yard, actually,
but, I live with him. - This is more uncomfortable than wearing sandals at a urinal.
...you've probably heard that one before.
House rule number one? - Uh, "zero negativity".
EH! Wrong! - I mean is it really that bad? - It's like "Bigfoot on his period" bad.
(LOUD LAUGHTER)
Were you using my iPad on the toilet? - You're breaking up with me because you're pitchy?
Is C3PO the new Django?
Honey, I havent been put on hold since the Heat won a championship. ...Well aren't we
a bunch of sports fans? - I'm home alone!
I guess it's true what they say you really can't rise to the top until ya hit
rock bottom.
There's a mandatory
tip, sir. - Speaking of ***, I just had a son.
Goodnight.
- Hey, is there a guest house?