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What’s up, honey? How are you?
Let’s eat out tonight?
Eduardo, aren't you noticing anything different about me?
Oh my God, are you wearing lipstick?
Eduardo, I shaved my head.
Well, baby… wasn’t your hair always like this?
Eduardo, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.
My hair used to touch the floor! You never notice me.
Baby, I’m sorry, It's just that I'm very tired tonight, okay? Forgive me.
Eduardo...
You jerk!
She’s not me! She’s a bald actress I hired.
You don't ever notice me, right?
But Claudia, she’s looks so much like you…
Aren't you noticing anything different about me?
You got a manicure?
I am Fernanda Paes Leme.
What?
Eduardo, you ***! Can’t you see that she’s Fernanda Paes Leme?
Yeah, I was actually noticing that she was a little bit taller than you...
***, Eduardo!
That woman talking about Fernanda Paes Leme
...is a sex doll sitting on a fat ventriloquist lap!
You don't ever notice me!
– Forgive me, honey! – Who am I, Eduardo?
– I don’t know! – Am I your wife, Eduardo?
Yes!
Eduardo, you moron! You’re gay, did you forget?
Of course!
– I'm sorry, honey! – Don’t touch me! Don’t!
You’re sleeping in the living room tonight.
But, honey...
Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado
Wow, let’s read the magazine again?
Do you wanna read it again already?
Yeah! The pictures are so lovely…
Fine, let’s read it again, then!
– Wow… she's such a pretty girl! – Yeah…
What a cool picture this one is! Wow…
Gee, I’ve never seen such a pretty woman!
I have…
Have you? Who? Who?
Is it me you're talking about?
Yeah… it's you.
Gee! Look how pretty this stuff is…
Isn’t it pretty?
Yeah… very pretty!
Wanna do it again?
Oh yeah, I do, I do!
So let’s just take another look at these pictures first, okay?