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This *** was found robbing a video game store.
Let me guess... he was after the import of that Fire Emblem mash up thing.
I told you, boy... the world isn't ready for bikinis.
Now if you'll excuse us... we have to go region lock some software. Silly Europeans.
Will it have JP audio, you ask?
For a nominal one time fee.
Everyone! The game leaked!
Quick! Release fake spoilers!
Oh, and waifus! Yes, more waifus!
HANDS OFF! SHE'S MINE!
No, you idiots! They're not for you! It's fan service! For the faaaaans!
In lieu of actual dungeon crawling, we'll have cities.
Sweet, isn't it?
Fortunately, this won't get edited... ESRB loooves manservice.
Especially of monsters.
I'll even be in the DS version.
Wilson Fisk wasn't using his heart, anyway.
With this many female characters, we'll just kill off the male party.
We're what really sells, after all.
If anyone disagrees, we can just beat the *** out of them, right?
This Sega deal is getting worse all the time.
Would you rather...
let Index...
take over!?
I didn't mind them all that much! It was catchy!
Beats an Idea Factory buyout, anyway.
So you're the brats... who've let waifu wars run rampant.
I will show you the true power...
...of the otome husbando empire!
Damn it...! The otome games can't be hacked!
You're just not trying hard, noob.
Wait, that's...! Could it be!?
That's right, little boy...
Behold the power...
Of fanfiction WRI-TIIIING!
-It makes no sense!
-Love doesn't have to! -It makes no sense!
-Love doesn't have to!
Waifu wars are beautiful, are they not?
Get lots of money!
Tuna for the tuna god!
Working for a cat isn't so bad...
You should see the scary *** my ex makes me do on a nightly basis!
As you can clearly see...
I'm Atlus' target demographic here.
Writing is through! Long live the empire of RPG merchandising!
I hate cheap figurines...
Artbooks and discs... are all collectors need!
I said to delay the game further, but they wouldn't listen.
From the darkness, we arrive... we are... the Vita Defense Force!
Fear not, lowly Vita fans...
the porting now begins!
Hold on, can the Vita even run this!?
When there's a will there's a way, right?
We even added new scenes for the Vita release!
Tiny *** monkey bikinis!
I don't really get this ***, either.
If it were up to me, I'd just include more guns and blood.
That won't do, that's not what the fans want.
But that's what DLC is for.
We won't even need to level grind anymore.
We'll be able to buy experience!
Hey, think we can get a discount?
You morons...
It is never free.
We'll have to sell our old games!
Wait, do we even have any?
All your software...
is mine...
We must reclaim our trophies.
No matter how great the cost...
Well, if we can platinum Catherine, this should be a cinch.
You really thought...
they'd have a sequel without me?
The Day 1 Edition... of the Velvet Room.