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I'm gonna pick up this chocolate
and eat it right now
And when I'm done I'll tweet about it
All of my friends keep on posting pictures of them at the beach
But I don't leave my house
Because I have my computer and my ukulele too
Who needs bathing suits and flip flops when you can make mediocre Youtube videos
It is Spring Break So I will take
this chance to tell you that I'm
not actually doing anything
except for surfing the internet
I'm eating food and sleeping in
And avoiding contact with 0:00:56.000, 0:00:59.000 all other people my age
Because I'm that cool
Cool
I'm gonna try to use tumblr
but probably give up
and then watch Friends reruns on Nickelodeon
And it's so hard to focus When Ellen just told me
that there's a Finding Dory Coming out in 2015
It is Spring Break And I'm not fake
So I will be honest with you
and say that I woke up at noon
and don't feel guilty at all
My hair's a mess I've made no progress
In reading this book for school
And out of all this laziness,
I'm perfectly content
I haven't seen Spring Breakers
But Selena Gomez is not
having a better spring break than I am
And I love getting notifications
That someone retweeted me
Why do people make plans When you can sit at home and watch abc family
Maybe one day I'll go and play
with all of the neighborhood children
But right now I'm having fun
Watching Jenna Marbles
I've spent my days In a craze
About Ellen Degeneres All of my love to her I send
I want to be her best friend
School don't come back I want a snack
In fact I don't want to finish this song Writing the last line's gonna be hard