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Aye yo what's up man
This is TheMisterTsui
I'm fighting this guy named "Dead"
I have no idea who he is
but I don't give a crap.
I'm going to send out my SolidSnake. Get hurt or lost man.
This *** uses Protect, but I don't care
I don't give a crap, I use Substitute
Man Substitute, I heal that piece of crap back
and he uses reflect man, screw you man.
I use Dragon Dance
Man, freaking Reflect
it's going to make my Waterfall look like a piece of crap
but I don't care I going to spam Dragon Dance.
Man, look at this
He uses Light Screen and I don't care
I'm a physical attacker
Screw your dual-screen Espeon
Man, go suck a *** or something.
You know, you use Psychic, I don't care
What are you going to do?
I use my Leftovers man
I got Dragon Dance
but I don't care, I use Waterfall
but you know what, his steel balls man
those are some pretty strong balls
they survived the Watefall pretty good
but, you know, he's got Reflect so it's going to do crap.
So he uses Payback and you know, I think it's going to do no damage
but it actually does a lot of damage, so
I figure I might as well use dragon dance again and I'm going to
POWER
UP
So you know what, he uses Payback and I know if I attack him
I'm going to get screwed, because Payback's
going to do double damage if you attack last
So I use Waterfall
BOOM
Does no damage, but he uses Gyro ball and
BOOM that almost kills me
So I use and get my Leftovers and I make a fatal mistake here
I completely forget that Gyro ball
gets stronger as I get faster
So, I die and my SolidSnake
is dead.
But good news is freaking I got the Black Guy here
but his balls go away
So you know what, he's got the... DarkKnight
I don't care, freaking Black Guy smacks him in the face- he's confused
So, you know, I'm gonna get my *** out of there
I got Saigo
Okay, you can use freaking Earthquake
I don't care, I've got Levitate.
Man look at that retard, he's got Poison Heal
I use Draco Meteor, he switches out to his freaking
Special Defense piece of crap, Blissey
it does no damage, so I've got to get out of here now
So I get my squid girl out. He uses freaking Toxic.
I ain't got no freaking Toxic to you! Yo FACE.
He uses softboiled...
even though he has like, a lot of health.
I don't care
I switch out, I take the Jackfruit man
Jackfruit tastes good!
So he uses Seismic Toss
takes the Iron Barb damage
and you know, when you get a Blissey
you want to get all the damage you can
because, believe it or not
that's a lot of HP you want to kill
So I get Leech Seed and
I want to get the hell out of there because
he's going to *** me with like a Flamethrower or a Close combat
So I get Saigo out.
Man what's he going to do?
Oh, he used close combat so WHATDAYOUWANT?
So, he's screwed. I'm going to use a Draco Meteor
and he sends out freaking Espeon.
The hell is Espeon going to do?
Watch this,
DRACO METEOR
dum-dum-dum-dum-dum dum-dum-dum-dum-dum
BOOM
One-hit KO
That Latios man, team player. Team player!
Now he gets the Hydreigon out and I'm screwed
so I gotta take out squid girl
So he uses Dark Pulse
and that actually does a lot
So, you know
I think he's kinda bulky or strong
high Special Attack
So I send out Dr. Tran, Heatran and
I see he uses Dark Pulse again
So, I'm gonna resist that.
Takes out the freaking fat piece of crap again, Blissey
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do
but you'll see.
I use Protect, because I don't know what he's going to do.
I'm going to scout.
So he uses Seismic Toss
That's pretty much the only thing he can do to me.
So you know what, I use Torment
That's gonna *** off Blissey real bad
because he can't use Seismic Toss twice in a row
and most Blisseys, they carry like Toxic, softboiled,
and probably Wish or Aromatherapy.
So he can't do anything
Switches out to freaking... Wukong.
So I switch out because he's going to use Close Combat for sure
So I pick Saigo, but
you know I mispredict, he uses Fake Out, which is weird
but you know what?
BOOM
He gets hit by the Draco Meteor. One-hit KO.
Down with that ***!
But you see Saigo is like a freaking... Shotgun.
You gotta reload
So I gotta reload to my Black Guy here
and he's gonna get hit like a black guy
and he takes that like a ***, but you know what
freaking Hydreigon has a choice scarf.
I just realize that now and he moves faster than
MY Choice Scarfed Machamp.
So you know what, I send out the squid girl
because Focus Blast ain't gonna do nothing.
So he sends out Blissey and
you know what?
Blissey REALLY hates Jackfruit.
Man I don't know why but he REALLY hates Jackfruit
and my Ferrothorn, he can't do crap man.
so, I got the Leftovers
I don't know why freaking Blissey uses Toxic on me
because I'm immune to that crap
but I paralyze him because you know,
I don't really have anything else to do to Blissey
Blissey can't really do anything to me
but watch this
BOOM
Leech seed
Now, a lot of people think this move sucks
if they're not very experienced
but you know what, I think it's 12.5% of Blissey's health is
a crap load of health
See, look at this Leech Seed
BOOM
I get like a quarter of my health back
So I send out the Stealth Rock
because I don't want crap switching in
and Blissey is screwed now
Blissey can't do anything
He's just paralyzed getting absorbed by my freaking leech seed
He sends out the freaking Hydreigon again
and I use Power Whip, but it ain't gonna do nothing
because he's freaking strong against it.
So you know what, I get out the hell out of there
send out Dr. Tran
but that's a fatal mistake because he uses Focus Blast
and, I get dunked.
Nah, JK I'm almost dead
but I don't want to stick around
So you know what, I use protect
I want to get the leftovers
He's gonna use focus blast again
I know he's scared, I know he's fast as hell.
So he withdraws, I don't know why
I withdraw because I don't want to stay on there
So I send out squid girl and you know
I think this guy's going to use Earthquake
so I send out Saigo but
BOOM
Fatal mistake
I see X-Scissor and I...
I think it's over.
I want to cry. Like latios is one of my favorite pokemon but
BOOM
I survive, 10 HP.
BOOM
Draco Meteor
BOOM
*** YO DOWN
suck a ***
Okay.
Well anyways...
DarkKnight
ain't nothing
So man, you ain't NOTHIN
He sends out the freaking fat... crap and
BOOM Seismic Tosses me, but I got the iron barbs
so he loses an eigth of his health
and trust me, with this guy who has like no attack
that will go a long way.
So he switches out because he can't do anything, but
BOOM
I trap him, I knew he was going to do that
I paralyze his Hydreigon
his choice scarf is useless.
So he uses Dark Pulse on me, that does nothing
I stay in because, really I don't have anything else to lose.
So I Leech Seed him, I want to get that HP back
and get that Leftovers too.
So he withdraws because he's screwed
and sends out Blissey again, but
you know what, Blissey can't do anything and
I knew he was going to switch, so I send out the Power Whip
Get that HP back, tastes good!
So he sends out steel balls
man his balls are weak
man, I kick those balls.
So he gets the Stealth Rock damage
he gets the Leech Seed
no wait, he doesn't get the Leech Seed, but
BOOM
he gets the paralysis and
that was kind of a mistake on my part because
I just realized that powers up his Gyro Ball
but that ain't gonna do crap to Ferrothorn.
So I seed him again, piece of crap.
This is a huge risk for me because he's
probably going to use Flamethrower or Fire Blast
and I was right, he uses Flamethrower
but you know what?
BOOM
I survive. I don't know how the hell that happened
but I use Power Whip, critical hit
BOOM
He's dead.
That was pretty lucky
and you know what, I'm gonna get the hell out of there
because I'm not going to live
So I send out squid girl
and he uses Gyro Ball
that does like no damage because I'm strong to it
well okay that did some damage but,
well if I wasn't weak to it,
it would have probably did close to half but
BOOM
I use Scald and he's dead
and you know what, I win.
GANGNAM STYLE