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We're bored. I have a magic closet!
Ally, you're a genius! Where is it?
It's in the light basement. Let's go!
We're in the light basement. There's the secret wizard cave!
Where does it go? Nobody knows, but the legend says...
A witch killed all of the bears, then the friends of the bears tried to take the magic closet back. And the closet was cursed.
Lets go!
We're not in Kansas. Look, a horse!
This is boring! Woooooah! Where do we go?
We go to the Black Forest Cherry Cake forest.
What are we going there for? We are going to fight the trolls and save the Prince!
Why does he need to be saved?
He left the kitchen. We lost the horses.
How should we get to the trolls? @#$%!
Why did they leave? Ahh, am I not good enough? Why do they hate me? Where are my legs!? I see a light!!!
Are we there yet? Yes!
You're late! WOOOAH!!!
You're stupid! You don't have any friends!
You run so slowly, it's as if you don't have any legs! He is in a pool of blood.
What do you want to do now? .
Let's go pillaging! I found legs!
I found a cat! I found money!
I found friendship! I'm empty inside.
What are you going to do about it? Do we want to go pillaging?
We are all horrible. I hate you.
You changed me. You have to many legs!
Stop! She was arrested.
Yes. What do we do?
Nothing. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
My legs! My legs.
Ow, my head! What is going on?
Where are we? Prison!
My friends! My legs!
What's up Prince Karen? I don't have any legs!
Heir, nehmen meine bein. Thanks for the legs! Do you want to come to a party with me?
Yah! I have to get my friends first though.
We've slept to long. I'm sorry, I know your legs were good.
But you don't need them, Melontag. It's ok, I am a free woman and I don't need and legs
How long has it been?
A few hours. Stop! I'm here!
How? I used the force.
Lets go! Lets go to a party!
Lets dance! So, how'd you lose your legs?
Hey, give me your legs. No, these are my legs.
No, MINE! You'll have to kill me first!
Yes, my legs, that is better. Hey Ally, lets dance!
You can come, and you can come, everyone can! Bye prince Karen.
Sorry, but karen is in prison. Why is karen there?
We need to get her! Do you know this girl?
Yeah, thats karen, we are friends with her.
No, we don't know where she is. She took the Prince's legs.
That's why the Prince didn't have any legs! Maxine, we need to get her! No, she is a theif!
They took my legs! We must get your legs!
You stay here. I won't leave.
Where do we get Karen's legs? The Prince of course!
Ally, do you mean you had Karen's legs? Yah, I gave them to the Prince.
Why Ally?!?! I thought they were extra.
Ally, why would you think that? To many legs!!!
What about Karen? I will stay.
Good girl! Where do we go?
We go to Prince Karen! Bye Karen!
Bye. How do we get Prince Karen's legs?
***!!! NO! That's stupid!
We can love him! NO! He only wants to be friends.
My first idea, ***! NO!!! We must pillage his kitchen castle!
I still think we should kill him. One time, I killed a dog.
I stabbed him with the pen. I see blood, it tastes good. Delicious. I'll show you later. It was sooo red.
Where is he?
I see him! What do we do?
***? No Ally, we talked about this already.
I have an idea!
One time, I went to a party with a boy. I killed him. I ate his eyes. Delicious.
WHY!?!? We have you now!!! GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!!!
No, I'm a redhead, I have no soul! Shut up ginger!
NOBODY LOVES YOU!!!
Why are you doing this? They aren't your legs!
I want to kill all of my friends! But they are my friends!
Why would I kill all my friends? I want to burn all my friends!
I want to love them... TO DEATH!!!
Hey, we have your legs! Thanks!
I eat the baby! Fix yourself Melontag!
What do we do now? We go pillaging!
As a family! Let's go sledding!
Why not both? It's the popo!
I'll save you!
Ow ow! Melontag, where did you get that pen? I had it in my ***
Put that away! Why do you say that?
No, we meant the pen. ***?
NO!!! Why not?
We have no money. *GASP* What happened?
Dorritos, I need Dorritos! We need to save her!
Where are we going to get Dorritos? We need to go to Kroger.
Dorritos! Let's kill her!
NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! What are we going to do?
We find Dorritos of course! We need the blood of a unicorn.
Why? For the Dorritos!
Lets go! Woah, that's unicorn blood!
Give me your blood! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!
Drink it, drink it. No, no.
I say Karen drinks it.
Tastes good! I found dorritos! NO.
I found dorritos! No.
We must give melontag the dorritos and unicorn blood! I MUST EAT THE BABY I have the unicorn blood and dorritos, Take it melontag!
In the cage!
Why am i such a horrrible father! Youre not a dad! WHy do my kids hate me?
You dont have kids! I'll be your son.
I AM your father My son is the best son ever
He'll do all the sports, and he is so smart. He'll get all of the A's
He is so beautiful My son is bad. He has no friends.
He ate all my dorritos, and took all my girlfriends.
I want to hit him with rocks. I saw a boy get killed one time.
He got his eyes eaten, and then she said delicious. And then she made this sound; SLURP.
It was horrible. One time, I ate a bear.
Aren't you a vegatarian ? Four years ago, i was hiking in the Black forest cherry cake forest.
I was so hungry.
And then I fought the bear
And i ate the bears head. One time I ate a head...
So... Hows the weather? You ate someones head?
What? no. How can you say that?! I thought we were friends!
oh, we can leave... GET IT TOGETHER MELONTAG.
Get it together, Melontag! How'd you get out?
It was hard, I ate someones head. I killed someone.
What? No. I saw you leave. What?
Why did you do it? For the legs!
Meine Beine! What happened, you were nice. Now you're mean.
I'm sorry, it was prison
Not yet! Do our work. Yeah, cook for us.
What should she make? Dorritos?
NO NO NO Why aren't you eating?
I'm not hungry. THE FILM IS OVER!
I had a crazy dream! Me too!
What happened? We ate schwarma.
And I had no legs! YES, and melontag killed us all!
And we rode horses! And Karen was my son.
We went to prison! And i saved you all with the force!
It was so cool No it wasn't!
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