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That one, Daddy!
It's beautiful.
Oh, it's beautiful.
I'm the world's greatest Douglas fir. I'm the perfect shape, I'm the perfect color.
My scent? Like making love to a lumberjack.
All right, good enough.
You're all set.
I've got about 20 minutes before big Don Olson here
shoves me in a stand and covers me in tinsel.
But halfway home, my twine gets loose, and that makes me...
your problem.
And if you have cut-rate insurance, you may not be covered for this.
So get Allstate, where you can save money and be better protected from Mayhem...
like me.
(singing) ...and a partridge in a pear tree.
Mayhem is everywhere, so get an Allstate agent. Are you in good hands?