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Previously on Star Companions: A new evil has revealed itself. Ninjas have overrun the
jedi temple. They came without warning and killed everyone.
They are here.
You're the only one who can stop the Hand of Sorryman. My dear Frodo, there is much to discuss.
Who are you? I Legolas! You're not Legolas. We will come to the aid of our jedi brothers.
Yeah!
Rescue temple!
Woah, what happened to the dwarf? Where did
she get off to? There she is.
Come on, we're almost there, just a little further over the
mighty Bưởi, then over the fjords of the Tô Lịch.
Uhhh. Oh my ohhh. Uhhhh. Rabushdabuh.
I do not remember it being this far! Uhh. Wait up! Uuph. Oh my aaah.
Ha, back in Soviet Russia the up waits for you!
That doesn't even make any sense.
Gandalf, I'm hungry. What's for lunch?
Wait, stop. Something's not right. I sense it too. I have a bad feeling about this.
Mmm, that's too bad. Frodo, the Sting, quickly! Gandalf, I'm hungry! Now, Frodo! Okay fine.
AAAAAAAHHH!!! Oh, there's a bird. Ahaha, back in Soviet Russia we only 'fraid of bird with AK-47.
That's no bird! It's a space station! Or, it's a--I mean--it's a chicken.
But why would anyone have a--
It's a trap!
Aaah!
Awww..
Oooaahh!
Nyehhh!
Waaahhhhh!
Aw yeah? You want some of this? You want some of this?! Waaaahhh!
For the jedi! Pshhht. Aaaah!
Are we there yet? Who's that?
Darth Vader, he lead the assault on the temple.
Companions, attack!
Who, Batman? No. He's working with Legolas and me to infiltrate Evil Army of NInjas.
If he's one of us then why did he lead the attack on the jedi temple, HMMM?
Like the elf said, I infiltrated their army, but then Sorryman asked me personally to lead
the attack on the temple. If I had refused, the entire operation would have been for nothing.
And you thought that keeping your cover was worth the lives of all the jedi in the temple?!
What?! I didn't kill any jedi!!
I had tried to warn the guards, but it was too late.
What about this guy, hmmm? The jedi with the headdress was actually a spy selling secrets to Sorryman.
So what news from temple? Did any of the jedi survive? No one escaped the temple, but not
many jedi were there. Now all the ninjas are combing the countryside looking for survivors.
Nyeehhhhh!
But I can see you've already discovered that.
Hm, good shot! I think I finally get the hang of this thing.
Wait, so if Batman is working with Legolas and, that other elf,
who does that make you?
John Carter, Virginia. I met up with Batman here on the way back from the jedi temple.
Vorginia?
No, my naaame is John Carter. I'm frooom Virginia.
Ah, Vorginia!
Uhhhh!
So if there are no more ninjas at the temple, there no longer appears to be any
reason for us to go there. What do suggest our next action be Mr. Carter?
Well you see, I just happen to know the location of Sorryman's secret base so I was thinking--
HEY! I was the one who told you where the base was!
Right, anyways, since the jedi can no longer protect the innocent of the land,
we must take action now. I suggest we go to Sorryman's base right now and defeat him once and for all.
Hmm, so how do you suggest we get there?
Actually, I have something that will do the trick:
Ock ohem ocktei weiz...
SECRET BAAASE!
Well, fine then, I didn't like you guys anyways.