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From the producers of The Tudors and that show that's on now -
With the strict historical accuracy you expect
from historical serial dramas!
A new series about President Abraham Lincoln
known as Honest Abe...
Celebrated for his courage, wisdom, and passion...
Oh
Oh
Oh, Mary!
Mary!
That was one hot act of copulation! -- Oh Abe, Abe, Abe! You are indeed the ***!
Oh, ugh!
General Lee! That was one mighty fine homosexual encounter! -- That sure was a lot of syllables.
And his tragic wife Mary Todd Lincoln...
Damn. They locked me up for going crazy!
That's not fair!
Oh, I don't know, I think it could work out great!
Marie Antoinette?
Vous ette ma roommate? Lucky day!
Oui, oui
ma cherie!
Now let's do our
bi-curious love scene!
Oh!...Ah!
Liberty, equality, fraternity!
We're gonna burn Atlanta! -- Yes! Burn! Yes!
Will you marry me, Mary Todd?
I will take that as a yes!
I cannot tell a lie - I chopped down the cherry tree!