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Hi, I'm Stuart Shepard, this is Stoplight!
(Car Radio) "Good Morning." Hi. (Car Radio) "I've been thinking." I asked you not to do that.
You are a car; just enjoy the drive, okay!
(Car Radio) "I've been thinking that I'm the reason for your success." Really?
(Car Radio) "If it wasn't for me you wouldn't be able to get to work."
"Without a job you can't eat and without food you'd rob a bank."
Help me understand this. It has very little to do with my effort and initiative, you have
always been the major factor behind anything I've even done in life. Is that is!?!
(Car Radio) "Yes." Has it ever occurred to you where the money came from that paid
for you?
(Car Radio) What? Well isn't it the fact that I have a job that brought the money that
paid for you that's letting us have this conversation right now?
(Car Radio) "Your door is ajar." Now stop that!! Only an imamate object would think
that "it" is the driving force behind everything that happens in the world.
Now let me hear the news.
(Obama) "If you've been successful you didn't get there on your own." "If you
were successful somebody along the line gave you some help."
"There was a great teacher somewhere in your life." "Somebody helped to create
this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive." "Somebody
invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business, that..you didn't build that.
Somebody else made that happen."
Have -- have you ever thought about running for office?
You won't believe what my car said this morning...What?