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(Laughing)
♪
>> Oh!
>> The Dumb Bunnies!
(Sighing)
(Crashing)
>> The Dumb Bunnies!
(Cat screeching)
>> Come on in!
(Gasping)
>> Bunnies!
>> Oh!
♪
>> The Dumb Bunnies!
>> DUMB BUNNIES: That's us!
>> NARRATOR: Bunnyville, a
hopping centre where there are
lots of things to see and
places to go, and these days,
the most popular place to go is
the Bunnyville Museum, because
the most popular thing to see
is the Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
Every Bunny in Bunnyville wants
to come and see the fabulous
gem for themselves!
And of course, the Dumb Bunnies
are no exception!
>> DUMB BUNNIES: Wee!
>> This is even more fun than a
day at the launderette!
>> And we don't have to put in
any coins!
>> Or get soap in our eyes!
>> NARRATOR: Yes, the Dumb
Bunnies love to have fun at the
museum.
(Cheering)
>> Hang on, and remember...
>> Never get off a ride until it
comes to a complete stop!
>> That's my boy!
>> NARRATOR: Just imagine how
much fun they'll have if they
ever get inside!
(Cheering)
>> NARRATOR: Well, it's been
quite a dizzying day for the
Dumb Bunnies!
(Laughing)
>> PAPA: Ride's over!
>> NARRATOR: And their visit to
the museum has only just begun!
>> Whoa, a spinning museum
lobby!
>> What will they think of next!
(Laughing)
>> Woo!
>> Wee!
>> NARRATOR: Meanwhile, the last
tour of the day is being led by
the chief curator of Bunnyville
Museum: Dr. Pretentious P.
Bunny, Ph.D.
He loves to show off his vast
knowledge of the museum's many
collections to interested
visitors!
>> Any questions?
(Echoing)
>> NARRATOR: Unfortunately, no
Bunny is interested!
>> Excuse me!
>> Yes, the Bunny-an Renaissance
period began in the early 1600s,
and was characterized by--
>> Yeah, that's nice.
Where's the Lollapalluzzi
Lazuli?
>> Yeah, that's what we came to
see!
(Shouting)
(Sighing)
>> In the great hall, two doors
down, to your left.
(Laughing)
Oh, no-one wants to listen to me
anymore!
They're only interested in
gawking at th-th-that shiny
rock!
>> NARRATOR: But what a rock!
>> CROWD: Oooh, aaah!
>> NARRATOR: Yes indeed, the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli is
certainly an ooh and awe
inspiring sight to behold!
>> CROWD: Oooh, aaah!
>> NARRATOR: But it's getting
very close to closing time!
Where are the Dumb Bunnies?
>> Jumpin' jackrabbits!
You know where we are?
>> It's a petting zoo!
>> Oh, well, let's see, now I'm
sure I can find a little
something!
>> Aw, his tummy is empty!
(Cat screeching)
Don't worry, big fella, we'll
fill you up!
>> A revolving lobby, a petting
zoo!
This museum has everything!
>> NARRATOR: That's right, Papa!
Including a chief curator who
just can't wait until closing
time!
>> They'll pay attention to me
soon enough!
(Laughing)
Three, two, one...
(Droning)
Come on, come on!
Enough gawking, show's over!
Move it, bye bye!
Come again when you have some
intelligent questions to ask me!
(Yelling)
(Sheep baying)
>> NARRATOR: And so, with the
speed and efficiency of a well
trained border collie, Dr.
Pretentious P. Bunny herds
every Bunny out the doors and
sets the alarm!
(Zapping)
But wait!
Dr. P. Bunny is in such a
hurry, he doesn't realize not
every Bunny was looking at the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
>> It's getting dark out!
>> Uh-oh, you know what that
means!
>> It's time to read the animals
a bedtime story?
>> That's my boy!
>> NARRATOR: That's right!
Let's all snuggle in for a Dumb
Bunny tale!
Once upon a prehistoric time,
cave bunny named Thog and his
Bernice were going out for
Chinese food, when they made an
alarming discovery!
(Gasping)
(Grunting)
>> I can see that, Thog!
If you had parked it in the
garage, the wheel wouldn't have
been stolen!
(Grunting)
>> NARRATOR: It didn't take a
fully evolved brain to see that
all the evidence led to one
suspect!
>> Hey, what gives?
How come you're blaming me?
(Grunting)
But I didn't take it, honest!
>> Teenagers!
>> NARRATOR: Poor Billy was
telling the truth, but no-one
believed him!
>> But I'm innocent!
Aw, man, I'll miss the big rock
concert tonight!
(Creaking)
(Gasping)
(Crashing)
(Grunting)
>> Told ya!
(Grunting)
>> You said it, Bernice!
>> NARRATOR: And so to
apologize, instead of going out
for Chinese food, Thog and
Bernice took Billy to the big
rock concert!
In the end, truth prevailed,
and Thog and Bernice lived
happily ever after, once the
rock concert was over!
>> DUMB BUNNIES: The end!
>> Shhh!
(Rock a bye baby playing)
>> Why don't we go see this
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli every
Bunny's talking about!
>> NARRATOR: What's this?
The Dumb Bunnies aren't the
only after hours visitors to
the Bunnyville Museum!
And something tells me they're
not the only ones looking for
the Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
>> NARRATOR: Well, the Dumb
Bunnies certainly enjoyed their
day at the Bunnyville Museum.
And now, thanks to accidentally
staying past closing time,
they're enjoying a night at the
museum as well!
>> DUMB BUNNIES: Oooh, aaah!
>> NARRATOR: And they're not
alone!
That shadowy figure can only be
after one thing!
The Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
(Creaking)
(Zapping)
♪
(Chuckling)
(Vacuum whirring)
>> We're gonna see the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
>> I'm glad we found this
courtesy shuttle!
We've been on our feet all day!
(Laughing)
>> Whoa!
(Gasping)
(Sighing)
Whoa!
>> Which way to the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli, dear?
>> Oh, I don't know, this map is
very confusing!
It says you are here!
>> I thought I was here!
>> No, you're there!
>> Whoa!
(Panting)
(Laughing)
>> That way!
>> PAPA: That's my boy!
Let's look in here!
♪
(Vacuum whirring)
(Gasping)
>> Oof!
Whoa!
(Sighing)
(Chuckling)
>> Does any Bunny see the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli?
>> I think I found it!
>> I think a huge rat just
grabbed my tail!
>> Oops, that's not the light
switch, that's my Papa!
>> That's my boy!
>> And I think this is the light
switch.
(Zapping)
(Alarm blaring)
>> Whoa!
(Sirens blaring)
>> NARRATOR: Well, it looks like
the Dumb Bunnies have foiled a
daring attempt to heist the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
(Sighing)
(Gasping)
Dr. Pretentious P. Bunny!?
But if he doesn't like the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli, why is
he taking it?
>> You troublesome bit of rock!
I'm going to get you out of the
way, once and for all!
And then, every Bunny will go
back to listening to me, instead
of gawking at you!
>> NARRATOR: Oh!
>> Ah, a laser light show!
>> DUMB BUNNIES: Oooh, aaah!
>> And acrobats!
>> This museum has everything!
>> Ahem.
(Gasping)
The Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
>> Where?
>> We've been looking all over
for it!
>> It's gone!
(Groaning)
>> Where did it go?
>> Aye, that's what I'd like to
know!
>> Oh, Chief Moody, thank
goodness you're here!
This is just terrible!
>> Yes, this nice team of
acrobats have come to see the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
>> They're going to be awfully
disappointed if we don't find
it!
>> Don't let their act fool you,
Chief Moody.
I know a gang of clever jewel
thieves when I see one.
>> Din'na worry, Doctor!
We'll take 'em downtown for
questioning!
>> Oh, isn't that nice?
>> Wee!
>> Excellent, excellent, take
your time, do your usual
thorough job!
>> NARRATOR: How will the
Bunnies get out of this one?
It will be their word against
the word of Dr. Pretentious P.
Bunny, a well educated and
respected member of
Bunnyville's high society!
(Chuckling)
But I'm sure it'll turn out all
right!
After all, the truth is on the
Dumb Bunnies' side!
>> Right then, where's the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
>> That's easy: it's lost!
>> That's my boy!
>> Playin' dumb, are ye!?
>> That's us, the Dumb Bunnies!
>> We love to play!
>> Well, ye cannot play around
with me!
I know very well the wee jewel
isn't lost!
Now one more try, where's the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
>> Well, if it isn't lost, then
it must be...
>> It must be... somewhere!
>> That's my boy again!
>> Ooh, and what were you doing
in the museum after hours, then?
>> Oh, we took a ride on the
revolving door, and saw the
spinning lobby.
>> And fed the animals at the
petting zoo!
(Screaming)
>> I cannot take no more of
this!
Maybe a night in the slammer
will help you come up with some
answers!
>> Okey dokey, if you think
it'll help!
>> NARRATOR: There's just one
small problem: when it comes to
the Dumb Bunnies, the truth is
unbelievable!
>> NARRATOR: Well, the Dumb
Bunnies answered all of Chief
Moody's questions truthfully,
so he threw them in jail, where
they continue to help look for
the missing jewel!
>> Nope, it's not in here!
>> And it isn't in my pockets!
>> Oh, good idea, Baby!
We'll cross off all the places
on this list where the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli isn't, and
sooner or later, we'll find the
place where it is!
Jail cell, no.
Baby's pockets, no.
Number three is: in a hole.
>> One hole, comin' up!
(Banging)
Nope, not in the hole!
>> Och!
Jailbreak!
>> NARRATOR: Something tells me
that the truth won't help the
Bunnies this time, either!
Well, I suppose there's nothing
else to do but make some Dumb
Bunny tracks!
With only several billion
places left to check, the Dumb
Bunnies are on their way to
finding out where the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli isn't!
(Beeping)
(Whirring)
And with Chief Moody hot on
their trail, and even hotter
under the collar, they're also
on their way to becoming
Bunnyville's most wanted
criminals!
>> That's us!
>> It's says we're Bunnyville's
most wanted!
Aw, isn't that nice!
>> Oh, it must be because of all
our volunteer work looking for
the missing Lollapalluzzi
Lazuli!
>> And we won't let them down!
What's next on our list?
>> Oh, Number 2,349...
In a suitcase.
>> NARRATOR: And where better to
find a suitcase than Bunnyville
airport?
Where at this very moment, Dr.
Pretentious P. Bunny Ph.D. is
about to get away with the
crime of the century!
(Plane engines revving)
>> Hippity hop!
>> DUMB BUNNIES: Wee!
>> Och!
They're gettin' away!
Again!
(Whirring)
(Chuckling)
>> I knew Chief Moody would
never believe those--
>> It's the Mr. Museum Bunny!
>> Augh, Dumb Bunnies!
>> And he's got a suitcase for
us to look in to!
>> W-w-what are you doing here?
>> What else?
>> We're looking for the
Lollapalluzzi Lazuli!
(Twinkling)
>> Oooh, that's pretty!
>> I can explain you see I was--
>> What is it?
>> Ahem, the Lollapalluzzi
Lazuli is one of the world's
rarest gemstones; a priceless
treasure discovered in--
>> The Lollapalluzzi Lazuli?
So, that's what it looks like!
We were wondering how we'd ever
recognize it when we found it!
>> We never got a chance to see
it at the museum!
>> Old habits are hard to break!
>> DUMB BUNNIES: Oooh, aaah!
>> There's a perfectly innocent
explanation for all this!
You see, I, uh, that is, well--
>> Oh, we know exactly what
happened!
>> You do?
>> It must've fallen into your
suitcase by accident!
>> Uh, yes!
That's exactly what happened; it
fell in, by accident!
>> In a suitcase!
Check!
>> Well, now that we found it,
you can take it back to the
museum!
>> Oh, yes, yes!
How marvellous!
I propose we celebrate the
recovery of the Lollapalluzzi
Lazuli with a toast!
On the patio!
>> DUMB BUNNIES: Ooh, we love
toast!
(Wind howling)
>> After you!
>> Oh, no, after you!
>> No no, you first!
>> But that wouldn't be polite!
>> We like to mind our manners!
>> That's my Mama and Papa!
>> After you!
(Screaming)
>> Oh, dear, I think it's a bit
drafty on the patio!
(Screaming)
>> Yay!
We love going skydiving!
>> Would you like some toast?
>> No, I'd like a parachute!
>> Okay, I know I've got one in
here somewhere!
>> Thank you!
>> Oh no, thank you!
My purse is a lot lighter now
without that bag of bowling
balls!
(Screaming)
Now where is that parachute?
♪
>> Hold it right there!
>> Okey dokey, I'm holding it!
>> All right, this time I wanna
hear the truth, the whole truth,
and nothin' but the truth!
>> NARRATOR: Well, here we go
again!
And I'm afraid this time, the
truth is even more unbelievable
than before!
>> Great wallopin' jackrabbits,
you don't expect me to buy that!
>> I didn't know it was for
sale!
>> And you can add Bunny-napping
to your list of charges, Chief
Moody!
These cold blooded hoodlums even
threw me out of an airplane!
>> He loves to skydive with a
sack of bowling balls!
(Gasping)
>> Keep them away from me!
Arrest them, Chief Moody!
Lock them up and throw away the
key!
You don't know what they'll
do... next!
Uh, uh, this isn't mine!
These villains, they planted it
on me to make it look like I was
the culprit!
>> The eyeholes din'na lie,
Doctor!
Care to try again?
>> All right, all right, I did
it!
I stole the Lollapalluzzi
Lazuli!
>> Now that I believe!
>> Ever since that silly rock
came to the museum, no-one would
listen to my brilliant lectures
anymore!
All they do is--
>> BUNNIES: Oooh, aaah!
(Sighing)
>> NARRATOR: Well, it looks like
the truth, no matter how
unbelievable, was on the Dumb
Bunnies' side after all!
>> Och, I'm afraid I owe ye a
wee apology!
I din'na believe ya, and ye were
tellin' nothin' but the truth
all along!
>> Oh, that's all right, Chief
Moody!
>> Sometimes, we hardly believe
us ourselves!
>> That's my Papa!
>> And that's my boy!
Wherever he is!
>> NARRATOR: And who else could
they be, but the Dumb Bunnies!
(Laughing)