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Wait...
What?
Something isn't right...
Why is that?
YOU told me we were goin' to Red Lobster!
Where's the shrimp?!
Oh! Here he is!
You know, Mortimer, you could get in trouble if you try to bully someone like that.
Well, I'm made outta wood! Give me a break!
And I'm a dummy! I don't know anything...
So, for those of you who don't know me, my name is Joe, and I'm a ventriloquist.
No, you're a hypnotist...
No, I'm a ventriloquist...
Hypnotist...
Ventriloquist! Hypnotist! (repeats)
Vent-
Hyp-
tril-
-no
-quist!
-tist!
A hypnotist puts people to sleep!
What do you think you're doin'?
So, Mortimer, to start off our act, why don't we start off with some knock-knock jokes?
(Mortimer tries not to laugh)
What?
Either I need a new hearing aid, or you just said knock-knock jokes!
Mortimer, I SAID knock-knock jokes...
I don't wanna do knock-knock jokes!
Come on!
Fine!
Fine!
Alright! Knock-knock!
Who's there?
Interruptive Cow!-
Hey that's offensive!
Mortimer, you don't tell the jokes right!
Well, I don't like doing these types of jokes!
Ok, what kind of jokes do YOU like doing?
Like this one! Hey! Your shoe's untied!
Mortimer! That hurt!
Well, I guess we have something in common, then!
What's that?
We both have hollow heads!
So, Mortimer, are you getting along with the students at this school?
Yeah, except one...
Except one? Who's that?
You know that girl in your class, Claire?
Oh sure! Everybody look at her!
Well, what's the matter?
She's always scared of me!
In fact, I think she just ran to the bathroom, right now!
(Claire laughing lol)
Why don't we get off stage before she gets the saw?...
Good idea. Alright! Thank you!