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Hello. I'm Gavin Bernard. And thank you for stopping by.
On today's show we're gonna be talking with funny people about what is funny.
As you can see, I'm prepared to laugh. So let's bring out our first guest:
Comedien-en-en Samm Severin
Hey how's everybody doing tonight?
I'm fair. I am not well.
I'm confused. Am I preforming or are you interviewing me?
In the interest of saving time, you'll be telling jokes whilst I interview you.
Ok. So, I just tell a joke and then you ask me a question?
I was planning on talking over you but let's do your thing.
Umm ok. So, I have a big family. Uh and it was always such an ordeal
when we'd go out to the grocery store..
Wooooow. I find that premise very promising. Let me ask you, Samm. Where do you come up with this stuff?
Ugh, I mean. I just have a big family.
So that's just a fact.
I'm sorry we're running a little bit short on time.
Can you get directly to your punchline?
Yeah, umm. So my mom walks out into the yard and says
"What are we doing here, planting ficuses or giving birth?"
I gotta be honest,Samm. I felt something was missing.
And now, the editor and chief of Atlanta Banana, Jim Hodgson.
What's with that poncho? You expecting Gallagher to stop by?
*laughs* That is funny.
Now who is Gallagher?
Is that my interview question?
I wish we had time for that Samm. But it's getting pretty moist under this poncho.
That imagery's not gonna sit well with anybody.
I'm ok with it. I mean, I wrote it. So..
Please, continue entertaining me.
Should I go first?
Simultaneously.
Umm ok.
*overlapping dialog*
Hahahaha.
One of you is very funny. The other one greatly offended me.
That's all the time we have today.
My apologies to the comedian we didn't have time for today.
White Steve Harvey, please take the credits.
The other thing be tripping me out is the news.
You know how you hear a news story. And you really wanna say what you really wanna say?
But you can't. Cause you at work?
White people listening.
You been following this story about polygamists?
That is so not a black story right there.
No details at 11.
You and them heffers gonna get killed.