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♪ You only give me the best
♪ Yeah
♪ You only give me the best that you have
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh
♪ I say, I'll just take in the way you love me
♪ Your ways of loving
♪ I just can't keep it to myself, yeah
♪ You took me from the bottom ♪
- Good afternoon, my hunties and huncles.
We're at the mall, Nuru, I'm with the fam.
Mariah's crying! Why are you crying, Mariah?
- [Nuru] She wants some toys.
- I wanna go to the store!
- [Latoya] We're gonna get some toys after, OK?
And Maliha and Uncle Aflah!
Nuru, what are you getting me into?
- I don't know, girl, I'm just excited!
- Oh, my gosh, so we're getting the girls' ears pierced.
I don't even know.
I'm scared for them, I'm so nervous.
I put some numbing cream on Samia and Maliha's ears,
and they keep rubbing it off with their clothes.
Oh, my gosh, these kids!
I'm so scared.
Mariah, say hi to the hunties and huncles!
Say, "Love you!"
- [Nuru] Don't be sad!
- [Latoya] Don't be sad, baby.
You're gonna get your toys.
Look at how many toys you have!
- [Mariah] I only have two, I just have two.
- [Latoya] You only have two with you now,
but you have so many more toys
at home that you can play with.
- [Mariah] Yeah, but I just want one more, that's it!
- [Latoya] You want one more and that's it? (laughs)
Oh, Maliha, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm saying sorry for it now.
Adam, why are you walking so fast?
- I got things to do, man.
I gotta get done with this.
- [Latoya] OK, well, we're gonna get...
We're gonna be done soon.
How do you feel about Sami getting her ears pierced?
- I mean, it's a process that every female,
well, the majority of females go through, right, so?
- [Latoya] Oh, my gosh, at such a young age, though?
This is serious for me.
I don't want to put my kid through this pain. God!
I'm gonna cry when she cries, you guys. (whimpers)
♪ Dun-dun-duuunnn ♪
- [Mariah] Mommy!
- So, Samia's going first, right?
- Are you mad? Maliha's going first, she's older!
- [Nuru] What do you mean, she's older?
She's younger, she's not gonna feel as much pain!
- [Latoya] Maliha! You're one of, like,
those annoying cartoon characters!
They don't even know what they're getting themselves into.
I'm so scared for them.
Gimme kisses! Give Auntie 'Toya kisses, you cutie-bear!
Sami's sleeping! Ha-ha!
No, I'm just joking, I'm scared.
I'm nervous.
OK, I have to sign my life away. Yeah.
- I think that I'm a aliel or alien.
No, alien, or something.
- [Latoya] Or something, right?
- I just feel like I'm an alien, I just think I am.
- [Latoya] You're the cutest alien I know.
Oh, my gosh, you're so cute!
- [Mariah] Ooo, look at this! - [Latoya] Oooooo!
- [Latoya] You wanna get your nails done?
- [Mariah] Yeah! - [Latoya] You wanna be a...
- [Latoya] What is it called? - [Mariah] Princess.
- [Latoya] A princess? - [Mariah] Yeah.
- [Latoya] OK. - [Mariah] (mumbles)
- [Latoya] Hi! - [Nuru] You're spitting all
- [Nuru] over my face! - [Latoya] Hi, Maliha!
- Yeah, just keep doing that until you get your needle!
(Latoya laughs) - Then you'll see! Yes!
- OK, so I'm here with Scarlet,
we're about to pierce Sami's ears.
Nuru is pulling out her form, she took too long.
Scarlet, seriously, though.
- [Latoya] Can I do this? - [Scarlet] Yeah!
- Am I gonna be able to live if we do this?
- No, it's OK. Yeah, oh yeah, you'll be fine.
- Should I feel, like, bad about this?
- Not at all. This is the perfect age to do it, actually.
- [Latoya] OK, I'm nervous. - [Scarlet] Oh, no!
- Hi, precious!
- [Latoya] Sami!
- [Scarlet] Look at those eyelashes!
- (laughs) Eyelashes on fleek!
- You wanna go for it?
- Let's just do it, let's just do it, yeah.
- [Scarlet] Are you sure? - [Latoya] I don't know.
- I don't know if I'm sure,
I'm just, like, speaking.
- [Scarlet] To clean it, you're gonna wash your hands,
you're gonna grab the solution and saturate a cotton-ball.
You're basically cleaning that space
between her skin and the earring.
At the front, you're gonna push it from the front
to the back and you're gonna wiggle it, as well,
wiggle it back and forth, twice a day.
- [Nuru] Mah-Mah! - [Scarlet] You have no idea
- [Scarlet] what's going on! - [Nuru] Awww. (laughs)
- [Scarlet] Are you excited?
- [Nuru] Look at her little hands!
- [Latoya] She doesn't know, she's like, "Hmmm."
- [Nuru] She's like, so happy!
- [Scarlet] So, I'm gonna show you the best way to hold her.
The most important thing is hold her still.
She will cry after the first one,
it's an initial pain, it hurts for one second.
At this age they have a really quick rebound,
which is really good. - [Latoya] They have a what?
- They rebound really quickly, so, like,
five minutes from now she'll forget that she has it.
- [Nuru] OK, let's do this, girl!
- [Latoya] Woo! Go, Maliha, get busy!
(laughter) - [Latoya] Just gotta be silly
for a minute! (laughs)
- [Scarlet] Hi! Is it cold?
All her friends, though! (laughs)
- OK, Mariah, get down, get down!
(Maliha crying) - [Latoya] Oh, my gosh, OK.
(Maliha crying)
- [Scarlet] Done, done! - [Latoya] Oh, my gosh!
- [Latoya] Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!
(clapping and cheering)
- Shhh, shhh, look!
- [Latoya] Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
- [Scarlet] You're done, look, she's all done!
- [Voiceover] ♪ Oh, Hell no ♪
- She's already throwing a tantrum!
She knows what's going on.
Oh, my gosh! (Samia crying)
I'm so scared!
- It is going to go crazy!
- [Latoya] Maliha was so good!
She cried for, like, 20 seconds!
Your earrings are beautiful, baby!
It's so cute, yes, a pretty girl!
Oh, my gosh, I'm scared.
Samia is so dramatic.
- [Mariah] Momma, I want to show you my toy now!
- [Latoya] Sami, oh, my God.
Say, "I need a brush, Scarlet!" (laughs)
- [Scarlet] Hi! That one's higher.
- This one's higher?
- [Scarlet] I've gotta drop it.
She has nicer lashes than me and you combined.
(laughter)
- All of us!
- [Scarlet] Sorry, I'm just trying to tell -
- You just want to make sure it's perfect.
- Good, I like you, Scarlet.
- [Scarlet] Look at that smile!
Yeah, we're friends. We're friends.
- Not in a minute.
Let's get it, Mommy!
We're gonna get your ears pierced, yay!
(laughs) She's gonna hate me after this.
Put this in your mouth.
- [Scarlet] Almost done.
- Hunties and huncles, it's time!
OK, my heart, oh, God, just sunk into my stomach.
So they just feel it for that one second?
- [Scarlet] So, this arm's gonna go around.
Hold her shoulders.
This one's gonna hold her head for support,
just like that, perfect.
- [Latoya] Here, here. (laughter)
- [Scarlet] Just drop your shoulder so I can get in there.
- [Scarlet] Perfect. - [Nuru] Oh, my God, girl.
- So cute! All done! (Samia crying)
- [Scarlet] I know! (sad orchestral music)
- [Scarlet] Now just reverse your arms.
- Oh, my gosh, she's pissed.
Oh, Mommy! Aw, I'm sorry!
- [Scarlet] Almost done. - [Latoya] Wait, wait, wait.
- [Latoya] I need to breathe! - [Scarlet] Take your time!
- OK.
- [Scarlet] Only one more.
I know!
Done, done, you're done, gorgeous!
- Come on, Mommy. Aww, you're so cute!
Oh, no, no, you're beautiful! Aww!
- [Nuru and Latoya] She looks so cute!
- [Scarlet] We'll see you again, we'll see you again.
- OK, OK.
- Hunty in the building!
- [Hunty] Hi! - [Latoya] What's up!
- So happy that you came up to me and said, "What up!"
- Thank you!
- And Samia just got her ears pierced.
- [Huntie] Oh, my god, hi! - [Latoya] Yeah.
- [Latoya] We were just there at Claire's.
- [Hunty] Aww, she's so cute!
- [Latoya] She was such a brat!
She cried for, like, 10 minutes straight.
- [Adam] 10 minutes? - [Latoya] Oh, my gosh.
(Rhythm and Blues on radio)
- So, this is what goes down in our basement.
We jammin' to "11:11".
Sami, you like "11:11"?
Hi, V! (laughs)
(Latoya laughing)
You're gonna run me over, crazy.
Bedroom bangers, what'd I tell y'all?
- [Adam] We're just here
- [Adam] working on - [Latoya] Yeah!
- [Adam] a game plan. - [Latoya] Yeah.
- [Latoya] So they're downstairs in the basement,
you know, in they Momma basement,working on some game plans.
(laughter) I am yo' Momma,
you know what I'm sayin'?
Daddy's twin.
(Latoya laughing)
♪ See if you can't find it
♪ Take you back to my hotel,
♪ And girl no need to turn the light off
♪ Know you wanna be my baby
♪ Know you wanna be my lady
♪ Now I know you trippin', baby
♪ Every day she on my phone, yeah
♪ She won't leave me alone ♪
- Oh, my gosh, I feel so good right now.
I got to finally wash my hair.
Thank you, Sami!
Mommy got to wash her hair after two weeks!
Wouldn't you be happy, you know?
And I have to leave it in this state,
the blow-dried state, because
she won't let me flat-iron it.
Why won't you let Mommy flat-iron her hair, Momma?
Oh, my gosh!
My life isn't mine, anymore, so she comes first in my life,
so I guess my hair can wait.
Because Sami needs her Momma!
And she got her ears pierced today!
Oh, my gosh, she's the cutest ever!
Mommy loves her bug!
She's so cute, my little Samjita!
Let's go to Auntie Jillian's house,
she's in recovery mode right now, so
let's head on over to see how Auntie Jillian is doing.
And stuff, let's go!
OK, I'm at Auntie Jillian's house!
Hi, Mila! Oh, my gosh, Mila!
I miss you, you're getting so big!
Isn't she getting so big, you guys?
She's four months, hunties!
Awww, you're so cute, bug! OK!
(laughter)
Thumbs up for Mila!
How cute is she!
Auntie Jillian, how are you?
- I'm coming along.
- [Latoya] You're coming along?
- Yep.
- [Latoya] Awww.
- Sore, but coming along.
- [Latoya] She's out the hospital now,
you know, recovery.
In recovery mode.
- Can't pick her up.
- [Latoya] I know!
Well, she has been picking her up, actually.
OK, so let's see how big Samia's gonna be in a month.
I'm a little scared.
Oh, my gosh, she's a big girl!
- [Latoya] It's the princesses!
- [Jillian] Aww, yes, hi! - [Latoya] Awww!
- [Latoya] Let's see. Samia's tall.
- [Jillian] Mmhmm.
- [Latoya] I think Samia's taller than Mila.
- [Woman] Auntie, I bet you can -
- [Latoya] She's kicking me! Hi!
♪ BFF for life, yeah
♪ BFF for life, yeah ♪
- [Latoya] You guys don't look excited, like, smile.
You guys are together, finally! It's been a few weeks.
No, nothing? Not gonna get anything?
No? OK, fine.
- [Latoya] All right, Milan, I'm gonna feed you, too.
(laughter)
- [Girl on couch] Milan can be a pig!
(laughter)
- It's actually really good until you put it in your mouth,
and, like, take your time.
- Oh, OK.
Don't stuff it in there.
- No, don't try that with me, no, no, no, no, no.
- Ooo, ooo, ahh, ahh.
- 'Toya, 'Toya, you're awful!
I'm gonna kick your backside next week!
(laughter)
- Oh, my gosh, so do you feel better?
- Every day is a better day.
- (laughs) Really? Oh, my god!
Look at you, looking all cute and keen.
You look good, you've lost weight.
Your hair looks good.
- Thank you.
- Yeah, you're perf.
- Far from, but... (laughter)
- Yeah, so we were up in the hospital.
- What do you remember from that,
'cause I don't remember.
- Yo, you said that you were high on coco.
- [Jillian] I really feel like I'm on coco.
(laughter)
- Oh, my god.
- OK, so we saw a whole bunch of fans there.
- Oh, my gosh, when I'm walking down the -
- We were walking in the hallways.
- With my nightie, with the hospital nightie.
- Yeah, one of our hunties.
- Pink robe, because they said,
"Walk so you don't get blood clots."
Now, for anybody that know me, I's a hypochondriac,
from the minute I hear blood clots,
I come off of that bed so quick!
- Yep!
- [Latoya] Can you calm down?
- [Jillian] I'm going home - [Latoya] Calm down.
- Yes.
- [Man] Can we get some clothes on this little one?
(laughter)
- [Latoya] Hi, what's up?
Oh, no, she's not a newborn.
Three months, yeah.
- [Woman] Sorry, I just love watching your videos.
- [Latoya] Really? Wanna say hi?
- [Latoya] Come say hi! - [Woman] Really, I don't -
- [Latoya] Come on, man! Say, "Hey, what's up!"
So anyways, who just had a baby?
- [Man] Her little brother. - [Woman] My little brother.
- [Latoya] Awww, tell him congratulations!
My aunt, she just got surgery.
- [Woman] Aw! - [Man] Have a fast recovery!
(laughter)
- Thank you so much, guys, take care!
- [Jillian] Oh, gosh, I'm -
- OK, can you make this?
- You got them hunties all -
you got them hunties all up in here, too.
- Hunties all up in here, in the hospital,
in jail, you know what I'm saying? (laughs)
- [Latoya] What? - [Jillian] In jail?
- Yeah.
- Walking down the halls and we hearing, "Oh, God!"
- It's Lotoya forever! Auntie Jillian!
- And so, we were like, "What up to the hunties!"
- I said, "In here, too?" (Latoya laughing)
- Everywhere!
Auntie Jillian was fresh out of surgery.
(Jillian laughing) she got up,
and she was sprinting around the damn halls,
around the hospital!
- This is the lap that you did?
- [Latoya] One more lap? - [Jillian] I do two.
- [Latoya] Oh, my gosh! - [Jillian] I don't walk fast!
- Can you calm down?
- What? This is how I walk!
- She's overdoing it, over here exercising, I think.
- [Voiceover] Like she tripping down the road or something.
(laughter) - [Jillian] I'm so fast.
- Like you're constantly -
- No, that's just how I walk. Fast.
- [Jillian] If you can't - [Latoya] She goes too fast.
- [Jillian] keep up, you can't keep up, you know.
You gotta keep up to the woman in the pink robe.
(laughter)
You gave me what I deserved.
- [Latoya] Love. - [Jillian] Yes.
- And my attention.
- You know how I've been there,
and we know we're family, so we support each other.
So she was there from the time I got out of the surgery.
Thanks, everyone, for all of your best wishes and that,
but I read a comment from a guy who said,
"Well, if she wouldn't eat meat and dairy and milk
"and this and that, and if she knew her body,
"if black women knew their body,
"she wouldn't be having to get fibroids out!"
I haven't had a piece of meat in 16 years.
- Nope.
- I hardly eat dairy, but I like me soursop ice cream.
(laughter) And a little cheesecake,
and I've been dealing with fibroids
before Milan was born, so the last 16 years,
and then finally -
- Forget that dude, why are we even acknowledging
- [Latoya] his whack ***, OK! - [Jillian] I'm just educating
women that sometimes it gets out of hand,
and the reason why I had to get the hysterectomy
is because one of my fibroids was the size -
- [Jillian] Of my head! - [Latoya] As big as my head!
- The doctor said my head.
"We took out something as big as your head."
- [Latoya] Yeah, seriously. - [Jillian] Well, that's what
was popping out of my stomach,
so I had no choice but to get rid of that.
- Exactly.
- Get the hell out of here.
- [Latoya] We need a sleep-over!
You don't want our company?
- Not tonight, thanks.
I'm gonna see y'all early tomorrow.
- All right, bright and early.
- [Jillian] I need sleep.
- Can you believe that?
They wanna sleep over in the friggin' hospital.
- Yeah, to support you!
- Like if it was a hotel!
- To make sure you're OK, you know?
- They could've text me in the morning
and find out if I good, but I don't think
all them could've sleep there,
although the nurses, them would've let you, too, you know.
- [Latoya] Exactly. - [Jillian] The room was huge.
- You're an evil lady, yo.
- I didn't want...
When you're not well, you don't want to hear any noise.
- Peace! And now we at home!
- And life is gonna get real exciting from here on in!
- I know, yep.
- [Latoya] Oh, my gosh, that's my bug!
She's so cute!
Oh, my gosh, she's so special!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no that's my bug!
Ohhh!
- OK, so, Millie. What up, Millie? Milan!
- Nothin',
- Milano! What are your nicknames?
- [Milan] Mil, Millie. - [Latoya] Mil, Millie.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- And I thought we would open up some Huntie-Mail
because I checked my PO box today
and I got a bunch of mail.
I'm gonna only open up a few letters that I received
from a few of my hunties and huncles
out there in the world.
Look at how cute this is.
This is from Aaliyah Daughtry, you know,
it says "Peanut Samia Ali, super awesome,
magnificent, incredible, adorable, astounding!
Love and intelligence!
You know, Samia forever, and ever!
She also made this cute little pic here.
How cute is that?
It says, "(mumbles), Adam, funny, drama, nice,
"curry fried shrimp." (laughs)
Curry fried shrimp, curry fried coconut shrimp!
Curry coconut shrimp, yeah.
"Hair, peanut." I think she was bored in class.
You know what I'm saying? (laughter)
Thank you, Aaliyah!
♪ Rock the boat, rock the boat
♪ Rock the boat, work it in the middle
♪ Work the middle, work the middle, work the middle ♪
OK, next!
This one is from Cornelia!
Dear Latoya, I'm your biggest
- [Milan] Norway-an? - [Latoya] Norwegian.
- [Milan] Norwe - - [Latoya] No, Norway!
- [Latoya] Norwegian. - [Milan] Yeah, from Norway.
- [Latoya] Nor, Nor- - [Milan] Norwegian!
- [Latoya] Norwegian! - [Milan] fan.
- I think you're so funny, outgoing, and nice.
I hope everything is OK with little Samia and Adam.
(cell phone ringing)
(laughter) (baby crying)
- [Milan] OK, bruh. - [Latoya] Bruh!
- You really affect people's life,
and every single something you have, you deserve.
- There we go, something.
(laughter) Latoya, you have the most
perfect smile, laugh, and humor,
and it motivates me, too, and people.
Keep up the good work, say "hi"
to Rochelle and Trixx, please.
Can you please say to Trixx, "(speaks Norwegian)"
Is that African? Nigerian? Ghanaian?
- [Milan] (speaks Norwegian) - [Latoya] Oh, French!
- No, it's not even French, but...
- Oh, do they speak French in Nigeria?
- [Latoya] I don't know. - [Milan] Thank you.
Love, Cornelia.
- Thank you, Cornelia!
- So, yo, Trixx, you've been MIA, man.
Where'd you run to?
- I'm not MIA, I'm in Ottowa.
(Adam laughing) I know it seems far,
but I am in Ottowa, 16 shows, so I've got business, bro,
- [Trixx] but I'm here. - [Adam] OK.
- Watching blogs, keeping up to see
what's going on in the world (mumbles).
- You getting any of that Huntie Heat?
- Bro. (laughter)
Bro, this place is so bad, I don't know.
Adam, you're an honest dude.
Did you ever see me push up on Rochelle in any way?
Like, did you ever see me give any indication
that I might like her in any way?
Naw, and I don't see it on her side, either.
- Put it this way, like, it's kind of my fault.
I'll take some ownage because I put up the Instagram
of, like, which girl is it and I included her,
but, I wanna know why the hunties would even
like, think that I would go after a married woman.
Like, where in the world.
- Well, you did say that you were gonna go after someone,
and you don't care who it is.
- Brother, I said, listen...
I like challenges, bro, not a conquest, OK.
I'm not going after no married woman, OK,
everybody just needs to relax,
'cause the Huntie Heat is serious, bro,
I got death threats from 14 year olds.
(laughter) I got 14 year old girls
telling me, "Yo, man, you got people
"in Brooklyn that'll off your top!"
That's Nicki Minaj's lyrics. (laughter)
I'm being quoted death threats with Nicki Minaj lyrics.
When I get back, I'm gonna show you the hate letters, bro.
Of people going, "Yo, I can't believe you'd do that!
"Yo, a married woman, she's got kids, yo!
"How could you do that?"
I'm like, "Yo, first of all,
"For real, OK, I'm a grown-*** man.
"Second of all, second of all, relax.
"Rochelle was never the girl that I was going after."
I don't know, but calm down, everybody.
When the time is right.
Adam, how many times have I taken a picture with Latoya?
Right? And I've got my arm around her?
Are you getting mad, are you hulking up, Adam?
- (laughs) Naw, man, I'm gravy.
- Right? Obviously, me and Rochelle are comedians.
We're organic, we're gonna get along.
You know what I mean, dude?
We have the most in common with each other
in terms of what we do.
- [Adam] Yeah. - [Trixx] Just 'cause I sit
beside her or she sits beside me
and puts her arm around me like, "I love this guy!"
doesn't mean that something's going on.
And when I invited her to my house,
I invited her to my house with six other comedians, man.
You know? I didn't invite her at 12 o'clock at night,
telling her to wear pajamas and ***, OK.
I told her to come to a writing session,
so all the hunties, please, with the death threats.
- [Trixx] OK, relax, calm down. - [Adam] Calm down.
- Calm down. Yo, your hunties are serious, eh?
- They ain't my hunties, bro!
- I'm getting threats from -
- They're Latoya's hunties!
- Barbados is threatening me,
I've got people from the UK threatening me, "bruv".
I have "bruv", when they write "bruv" in capital letters,
it's serious, ain't it?
- Very serious. Mafia.
- New York. I had a girl cancel tonight,
and she's not coming to tonight's show tonight,
because she thinks I'm a home-wrecker.
(laughter) You know what I mean?
So, eat chicken and live, guys.
- Eat chicken and live.
- Eat chicken and live. (laughter)
- K? Eat chicken and live.
- All right.
- [Milan] Sami. - [Latoya] Sami, you good?
- Good girl.
- [Latoya] Oh, ew, ew, ew!
♪ So, you wanna be a gangsta
♪ All that ***
♪ Smoke any *** dope ♪
- [Latoya] A space over!
OK, so, BreAnn, she came over and she straightened my hair.
She didn't want to say hi to the hunties and huncles
because she's mean, but not to me,
because she straightened my hair! (laughs)
Do you like it?
Let me show y'all.
Hey! (laughs)
Back to my normal self!
(upbeat Dance music)
- [Latoya] OK, so Mariah and Samia wanna say goodnight
to all the hunties and huncles!
So say it, Mariah!
- Goodnight, hunties and uncles!
- [Latoya] Yay! Goodnight!
- Good night!
- [Latoya] Of course this little brat! (laughs)
♪ When you need me close
♪ When it matters most I'll be there
♪ Right wit'cha, baby
♪ I'll take care of you
♪ Girl, you know I'll take care of you
♪ You're the one that I wanna take care of
♪ I'll take care of you
♪ Girl, you know I'll take care of you
♪ I'll take care of you
♪ I'll take care of you ♪