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Hello and welcome to "Paris Parle" (Paris Speaks)
many of you have asked us questions
Today we will try to answer them
by asking them in Paris.
Alright, let's go.
The theme of the week is the Seine
Paris Parle talk about the Seine
The first question will be...
What is the color of the Seine?
green
yeah ... black green
green.. grey
white hmm....
white
cream color ... I don't know
hmm.... transparent
I'd like to believe it is between a blue and a green
yeah ?
yeah ...
green gives me optimistic connotations
and blue , connotations about serenity
green like polluated oil or blued
alright
but often very black.
but one time I saw a rainbow,
So I found 6.
ok
so there's black,
there's blued,
there's green,
there's also a little pink
white
and color like menthalo ( drink )
In your opinion what is the depth of the Seine?
the depth of the Seine.. about 20 meters
On average I would say 3 to 4 meters
2 meters ... 1 meter
100 meters
fifteen meters
2-3 meters
the deepest part is 25 m deep
For how much are you willing to drink a pitcher of it
hmm .. one and . a pitcher of The Seine water?
Nothing!
at least 1000 €
one million
oh yeah more
€ 3,000 for a sip
I'm a little broke at the moment,
for 50000 that would do it
hmm .. at least € 10,000
3 billions, 300 millions, something like that I don't know ...
I am not sure ...
100 €
hmmm enough to buy a nice house at least
pfff ... wow there hehe,
it would have to be something good
maybe for a trip to the Caribbean
And.. what happens if you drink the water of the Seine ?
we die
i bet we will have a good diarrhea the next day
a good little diarrhea?
yeah and a gastroenteritis
we will be totally 'gazed'
it's a poison
ah we won't feel good
we really won't feel good i think
a good defecation
and after I saw a Coypu
I can become green maybe, like the color of the water
What can you find at the bottom of the Seine?
corpses
dead corpses, caddys
people who died over there
a lot of things, it's nice, it's like a museum
caddys.. scooters
dead corpses too
I think they are people who committed suicide,
and others..
they kill people and they throw them into the Seine
I would like to imagine that there are treasures
a lot of stuff made of plastic
we see a little bit of everything
girls ***, cupboards,
car backwards, wheels upside down
a lot of things in my opinion,
Now I'm not a cop
Why the Bateaux Mouches are called like that? ( Mouches=Flies)
bateaux mouches.. bateaux mouches.. hmm
because there are restaurants in the Bateaux Mouches
so the restaurants attracts flies
because there are flies that come on the boats
perhaps because of the hull that has a green color
because they are small boats and they make noise
all the flies, they fly and it propulses the boat
that's the marijuana that does that,
the guy who smoked 15 joints
so he sees boats in a fly shape
Bateaux Mouches.. frankly, I have no idea,
boat / flies, I do not see the relationship between the
Flies does not float on water, not that I know of..
so.. i don't see the relation.
People really asked that kind of question?
Why is it called the Seine
because the Seine, was created by Philippe Auguste LeBel
the Seine was created by a guy?
Auguste Philippe LeBel, not Napoleon
it was created the Seine?
it was created by Philippe Auguste LeBel and Haussmann
What are the cops doing on the Seine on their boats?
in my opinion ....
i don't know what the cops are doing on the Seine ...
What are the cops doing on the Seine on their boats?
hmm they monitor / they are having a good time
I don't know, maybe this is the reward after they gave us a lot of contraventions
we allows them to make a day trip on a boat on the Seine
they should arrest offenders, at last.. it would be a good thing
I did not know they were on the Seine
I think the cops, in my opinion, they are playing a cat and mouse game
the cops on the Seine?
very good question, I don't know!
Maybe they intercept illegal workers that cross the Seine,
but... otherwise... I am not sure.. at all
yes ! they probably smoke 2-3 joints sometimes... in my opinion
Do you think that, one day we will be able to swim in the Seine and jump from the Pont Neuf?
yeah I think we can already do that actually.
you'd jump like that without fear ?
yes yes I like that, I often do that during vacations
hmm for money again
is it always about money here ?!
if I'm really dirty and not clean, yeah I would go in,
otherwise I would wash myself at home
if I have to jump, it's today.
hmm no otherwise i will die
you will die if you jump in it just right now, for example?
oh yeah.. yeah
and... for for a friend would you in the Seine?
Of course, I would jump
that's beautiful
it will be alright
If a mutant species would come to born and live into the Seine, what would it look like?
it will look like you I believe ...
larges fish's with two heads and three fins
she would have three eyes, three arms, all by three
something that was not known at all in this century,
climate change,
I think it would be a monster
sort of huge toads with 3-4 arms
and ... ***
***? and the three fins on one side only?
yeah, on the side and one on... basicly,
like a shark with legs
The Seine is a river or a stream?
River
ahhh, I would not say that
i would say it's a brook
in 1610, it is a brook.
So thanks to Notre Dame,
the first physical structure was Notre Dame.
And this is a brook.
Ok
If I understood properly
the Seine is a brook that has a white color and is 100 m deep,
filled with corpses and *** girls
and created by Philippe Auguste LeBel.
The police are playing a cat and mouse game
on boats pulled by flies to prevent illegal workers
to travel from the left shore to right shore.
If you drink water from the Seine: we die ...
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