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A LEMON BATTERY?
WHEN YOU PUT YOUR TONGUE ON THE WIRE,
WOW.
YEAH. IT WAS AWESOME!
(Sarah) PAIGE, I'M THROWING IN
A COUPLE OF YOUR FAVORITE APPLESAUCE COOKIES.
MAKE SURE YOU TEST YOUR BLOOD SUGAR LEVEL
OOH.
SINCE WHEN DID YOU NOT LIKE TUNA?
SINCE I READ IT'S GOT MERCURY.
YEP, THAT'S WHY I MADE TUNA, PAIGE,
WHATEVER. I'LL--I'LL TRADE IT.
DID YOU SHOW GRANDMA YOUR SCIENCE PROJECT?
YES, SHE DID. VERY IMPRESSIVE.
NOT REALLY.
HENRY'S MAKING AN EARTHQUAKE SIMULATOR.
HE SAYS HE'S DOING IT HIMSELF, BUT HIS DAD'S AN ARCHITECT,
SO YOU KNOW HE'S DOING IT FOR HIM.
YOU KNOW, I HAVE THIS AFTERNOON FREE.
I CAN DO IT MYSELF.
WHY DON'T WE CALL THE UNCLES?
I MEAN, IF HENRY'S GONNA USE HIS FAMILY RESOURCES,
WHY DON'T WE TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE OF OURS?
IF I SAY YES, WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE, EVEN AT THE FAIR?
YES. I'LL PRETEND WE'VE NEVER MET.
HEY, WE'RE ON.
BYE, SUGAR PIE. SEE YA.
BYE, COOP.
(Sarah) I LOVE YOU!
(door opens)
OKAY, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED.
WHO IS THAT CHILD? I DON'T RECOGNIZE HER.
SHE'S BEEN SO OBSTINATE LATELY, DOWNRIGHT OBNOXIOUS.
PRETEENS--THEY'RE HARD. ANYWAY, LAST--
NO, THEY CALL THEM "TWEENS" NOW, MOM.
TWEENS. AND IF I'M NOT THE MOST NEGLECTFUL MOTHER IN THE WORLD,
I'M THE MOST STIFLING.
MOTHERS ARE NEVER RIGHT. SO, SARAH, LISTEN.
DO YOU THINK THIS IS COSMIC PAYBACK
SARAH, FOR GOD SAKE, WILL YOU SHUT UP?
SIMON CALLED.
YOU DIDN'T CALL HIM BACK, DID YOU?
NO. MOM, HE DROPPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH FOR SIX WEEKS
BUT HE DIDN'T CASH THE CHECK.
WHAT IF HE HAS A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE?
UNLESS HE'S BEEN LOCKED UP IN GITMO,
HE HAD NO REASON NOT TO PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL YOU.
(whispers) I'M SUCH A FOOL.
NO, MOM.
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG.
BUT HE'S SHOWN YOU WHO HE IS--
AN UNTRUSTWORTHY JERK THAT DOESN'T DESERVE YOUR AFFECTIONS.
(normal voice) YOU'RE RIGHT.
GOOD GIRL.
(sighs) WHY DOES IT TAKE SIX DAYS
TO SEE IF AN EMBRYO'S TURNED INTO A BLAST?
(exhales deeply) DO YOU THINK ANY OF MY EMBRYOS
YEAH, I'M SURE THAT THEY DID, SOME OF 'EM.
YOURS TESTED FINE.
"ADEQUATE" IS FINE.
THIS IS OUR FILE.
I JUST WANT A PEEK.
OH, THAT'S OKAY. WE DON'T MIND.
NO, WE--WE CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THE NEWS.
(whispers) KEVIN, DON'T BE WEIRD.
SORRY.
OKAY, LET'S SEE.
YOUR EGG DONOR PRODUCED TEN VIABLE EGGS.
YOU EACH FERTILIZED FIVE.
AND AS OF THIS MORNING,
EIGHT OF THOSE EMBRYOS HAVE PROGRESSED INTO BLASTOCYSTS.
OH, MY GOD.
RIGHT NOW FIVE OF THE BLASTS ARE YOURS, KEVIN,
I'M--I'M--I'M SORRY. ARE YOU S--FIVE OUT OF FIVE?
NOT THAT THREE ISN'T GREAT.
YEAH, I'M THRILLED.
NOW WE STILL NEED TO WAIT AND SEE
HOW MANY OF THESE BLASTS BECOME ADVANCED BLASTS.
WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
I KNOW. WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA BE DADS.
THIS--IT'S FREAKING ME OUT. WOW.
DON'T BE--DON'T BE WEIRD.
SORRY. SORRY.
SO ARE YOU KICKING ME OUT?
OFFICIALLY, YOU'RE ON ACADEMIC PROBATION,
BUT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO
RAISE YOUR GRADE POINT AVERAGE 2.3 POINTS
IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN IN THE PROGRAM.
I'VE SEEN THIS HAPPEN TIME AFTER TIME.
STUDENTS STRUGGLE WITH MEDICAL SCHOOL,
SOMETIMES EVEN MANAGE TO GRADUATE.
AND THEN THE BOARDS COME UP,
AND THEY'RE UNABLE TO PASS THE EXAM.
AND A DEGREE WITHOUT A LICENSE IS MEANINGLESS.
SO ARE--ARE--ARE YOU TELLING ME I SHOULD DROP OUT OR...
I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME.
UH, AND IF I DECIDE TO STAY?
WELL, HERE'S A READING LIST.
THE NEXT SEMESTER STARTS IN A WEEK.
IF YOU WANT TO STAY, I SUGGEST YOU PUT THAT TIME TO GOOD USE.
OKAY, I, UH... (clears throat)
YEAH, I'LL GO TO THE LIBRARY RIGHT AWAY.
JUSTIN, IF YOU ARE COMMITTED TO SEEING THIS THROUGH,
YOU HAVE TO STEP UP.
STEP UP. GOT IT.
FINE. I'LL HAVE MY ACCOUNTANT CALL YOU.
(beep)
(Saul) HOLLY?
DO YOU MIND IF I COME IN?
I, UH, I-I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT RYAN.
I HOPE HE DOESN'T WANT HIS JOB BACK,
NO, RYAN RESIGNED BECAUSE HE WANTED TO.
IN FACT, I THINK HE'S PROBABLY RELIEVED
HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE.
SO I KNOW THAT YOU THINK THAT HE'S RESPONSIBLE
NO, SAUL, IT WASN'T A SPILL.
WE LOST OUR ENTIRE STOCK.
HE'S GONE NOW, HOLLY. HE CAN'T DO ANY MORE DAMAGE.
BUT YOU AGREE THAT HE DID IT?
WELL, GIVEN THE AMOUNT OF HOSTILITY AND RESENTMENT
OKAY.
BUT HE ALSO DONATED HIS BONE MARROW TO KITTY.
LOOK, WHAT HE DID FOR KITTY AND FOR YOUR FAMILY
IS INCREDIBLE, BUT HE IS PART OF THIS CURRENT INVESTIGATION.
I JUST TALKED TO THE INSURANCE ADJUSTORS THE OTHER DAY,
AND THEY THINK THAT THEY HAVE ENOUGH EVIDENCE
WELL, WHAT IF WE DROP THE INVESTIGATION?
W-WHAT?
HE WANTS TO START OVER, HOLLY.
IF HE'S CHARGED WITH CORPORATE SABOTAGE--
ARE--ARE--ARE YOU AWARE OF WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FROM ME?
THEY HAVE ALREADY PROVEN THAT THIS IS NOT AN ACCIDENT.
IF WE DO NOT HELP THEM FINISH THIS INVESTIGATION
AND WE DO NOT ACT ACCORDINGLY,
WE WILL GET NO REIMBURSEMENT FOR OUR LOSS.
(scoffs)
HE'S THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR KITTY BEING WELL NOW.
(sighs)
(whispers) FINE.
FINE?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
I-I'M NOT GONNA ARGUE
THAT ANYTHING IS AS IMPORTANT AS KITTY'S LIFE.
FORGET HOW MUCH RYAN COST THIS COMPANY OR ANYONE ELSE,
IT'S FAMILY FIRST.
IT'S BAD BUSINESS,
BUT IT IS THE WALKER WAY.
COME ON, HOLLY. CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS--THIS--
OH, SAUL, PLEASE. I GET IT.
(voice breaking) YOU WANT ME TO LET RYAN OFF THE HOOK
JUST LIKE YOU WANTED ME
TO LET TOMMY OFF THE HOOK.
IT IS NOTHING NEW.
I AM DONE FIGHTING IT.
IS THAT ALL?
YEAH.
THAT'S ALL.
THANK YOU.
(cell phone beeps and dials)
(telephone rings)
HI. COULD YOU CONNECT ME TO DENNIS YORK, PLEASE?
(doorbell rings)
(groans) WHO IS IT?
IT'S SIMON.
UH...
YES. UM, WELL,
JUST ONE MOMENT, PLEASE.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
JUST...
I'M ON MY WAY.
SIMON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I WASN'T SURE IF YOU WERE CHECKING YOUR PHONE MESSAGES.
NO, I'VE BEEN CHECKING THEM. I-I'VE JUST BEEN VERY BUSY.
I'M SORRY IF I'M INTERRUPTING.
I... THOUGHT MAYBE IF I TRIED MY LUCK IN PERSON,
YOU'D GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.
UH, THAT WAS A BAD IDEA. I'LL GO.
NO, SIMON. WE SHOULD TALK.
PLEASE COME IN. WE'LL TALK.
OKAY.
(electricity crackles)
AND?
THAT'S IT. THE LIGHT GOES ON.
OH, WOW. I--THAT--THAT--THAT--
THAT'S AWESOME, ISN'T IT, KEVIN?
WELL, YEAH, YEAH. YEAH, IT'S AWESOME.
REALLY?
YEAH, NO, I SAW IT, TOO. I JUST THINK--YOU KNOW WHAT?
(snaps fingers)
I KNOW WHAT A PUN IS,
I LIKE YOU, PAIGE WHEDON.
NOTHING. THE PROJECT IS PERFECT.
W--YEAH. YES, IT IS PERFECT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
(groans)
FACTS AND PRESENTATION. THE FACT IS, THE BATTERY WORKS.
GREAT.
IF WE COULD BUILD A BIGGER BATTERY
AND TURN ON SOMETHING BIGGER,
LIKE A RADIO.
OKAY, I'M OFF TO AUNT KITTY'S.
A RADIO? WHY?
DO WE HAVE ONE OR NOT?
I'LL GET IT.
(lowered voice) THANK YOU.
SHE WON'T LET ME NEAR THIS PROJECT.
WHAT CAN I SAY? I THINK I'VE GOT THE TOUCH.
I HAVE. I-I LIVE WITH HIM.
IT'S GOOD PRACTICE FOR YOU TWO.
OKAY, I'M OFF. I'M OFF!
BYE.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE NOT IN THE MOOD,
YEAH. NO, WHY--WHY--WHY WOULDN'T I BE IN THE MOOD?
NO REASON.
OKAY. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FEELING FULL OF YOURSELF
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
AND YOU SHOULD BE. THREE'S GREAT.
WHAT?
I FOUND ONE.
OKAY. GREAT.
THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL IT? REALLY?
YES, AND FOR GOOD REASON.
I FELT LIKE MY ENTIRE BODY WAS IN A VISE.
BY THE TIME I GOT OVER IT,
I FIGURED IT WOULD BE BEST TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU IN PERSON,
AND THAT WAS A-A BAD CALL.
OH, JUST--WAIT A SECOND. JUST GO--GO BACK.
WHAT--WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED NOW
WITH THE COMMUNITY BANK YOU STARTED?
WELL, AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT THIS GUY CARLSSON
I THOUGHT YOU FLEW STRAIGHT TO FLORIDA.
OH.
BUT AS IT TURNED OUT, THE PRESIDENT OF THE BANK
WAS ALSO ON TO HIM, SO WHEN I GOT TO GUATEMALA CITY,
AND THEN THAT'S WHEN YOU WENT INTO THE JUNGLE?
UH, RIGHT. I WANTED TO CHECK ON MY PROJECTS.
THEY WERE ALL UP AND RUNNING,
AND EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT
IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR THAT ONE MOSQUITO BITE, AND... (laughs)
NO, I-I DO. I DO. I-I DO.
NORA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT WORRIED ME THE MOST?
IS THAT YOU WOULD THINK THAT'S WHAT I WOULD DO TO YOU,
NO. I...
WELL, I, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO BE HONEST,
I'VE BEEN CONFUSED.
I-I'VE BEEN WORRIED.
NORA.
I DON'T KNOW. I STARTED TO THINK IT WAS ALL A DREAM--
I'M SORRY I PUT YOU THROUGH THIS,
ESPECIALLY WHEN KITTY'S GOING THROUGH SOMETHING MUCH WORSE.
I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN HERE TO HELP.
WELL, SHE'S IN REMISSION NOW, AND THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.
MM-HMM.
I KNOW WE CAN'T PICK UP RIGHT WHERE WE LEFT OFF.
I KNOW THAT.
BUT CAN I LEAST SEE YOU AGAIN?
WELL, I-I'M JUST...
I JUST NEED SOME TIME.
OKAY.
I'LL WAIT.
I'M PERSISTENT.
I'LL WAIT.
OKAY.
SO FINALLY IN A MOOD TO SELL?
WE'LL SEE. WE HAVEN'T STARTED NEGOTIATING YET.
HOLLY, MY OFFER IS MORE THAN FAIR.
YEAH, IF I WERE ONLY SELLING A COUPLE OF SHARES.
BUT YOU WOULD HAVE A MAJOR SAY IN HOW THIS COMPANY WAS RUN,
SO THAT HAS TO BE FIGURED INTO THE PRICE AS WELL.
IT IS. 250 IS ALREADY OVER VALUE.
(indistinct conversations)
400 A SHARE.
(laughs)
THAT'S...
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
(chuckles) EVERYONE HAS A PRICE.
THAT'S MINE.
400? THAT'S CRAZY.
SEE, I DON'T THINK SO.
I MEAN, CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG,
BUT YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY
YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
OJAI FOODS WAS YOURS, NOT WILLIAM WALKER'S.
ISN'T THAT THE WAY THAT YOU SEE IT?
BUT HE LANDED YOU IN JAIL
AND HE TOOK THE WHOLE THING FOR HIMSELF.
SO I AM OFFERING YOU A CHANCE TO GET IT BACK
AND TO WIELD POWER OVER HIS ENTIRE FAMILY.
NOW, DENNIS, IF REVENGE IS WHAT YOU'RE AFTER,
THEN $400 IS A STEAL.
PFFT.
YOU'RE REALLY PERSUASIVE.
350, AND THAT'S FINAL.
THAT'S AN OFFER WORTH CONSIDERING.
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
48 HOURS, AND IT'S OFF THE TABLE.
UNDERSTOOD.
HMM?
JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, WHEN WE LAST SPOKE, UM,
YOU HAD NO INTEREST IN SELLING.
WHAT CHANGED YOUR MIND?
THE WALKERS COME WITH A WHOLE LOT OF FAMILY DRAMA.
I'M GETTING REAL TIRED OF IT.
SEE YOU, DENNIS.
(man) ♪ I FELL ASLEEP ♪
HEY.
WELL, MY O.B. SAYS THAT I NEED MORE CALCIUM IN MY DIET,
AND SINCE I HATE MILK--
CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE CHIP, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH.
GETTING A JUMP ON THE NEXT SEMESTER?
NO. I'M GETTING A JUMP ON ELECTRONS AND ELECTRODES.
SARAH ASKED ME AND KEV TO HELP PAIGE WITH HER SCIENCE PROJECT.
ARE YOU IMPLYING I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT?
HONEST ANSWER?
I'M A LITTLE SURPRISED THAT YOU'RE HELPING PAIGE
WHEN YOUR ADVISOR GAVE YOU A READING LIST A MILE LONG.
DOES SHE KNOW I'M FAILING OUT OF MEDICAL SCHOOL? NO.
I'M SURE SHE'D UNDERSTAND.
THERE'S NOTHING TO UNDERSTAND. I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND.
DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT KITTY OR, I DON'T KNOW,
YEAH, I DID. AND YOU KNOW WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE?
IT SOUNDS LIKE "MY DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK."
(spoon clatters)
YEAH, WELL, THAT WAS HIS ADVICE.
OKAY, REBECCA, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T NEED THE ENCOURAGING THING RIGHT NOW.
I'M PAST NEEDING A CHEERLEADER. MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
I'M SURE THAT EVERYONE IN YOUR CLASS THINKS THAT--
BUT THEY'RE NOT ON PROBATION. I DON'T KNOW. ALL RIGHT?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS.
LOOK, I CAN'T THINK ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT? I'M LATE.
(door closes)
OKAY, MORE LEMONS, DOCTOR, STAT.
STOP CALLING ME "DOCTOR." AND WHY DID WE PAY FOR THESE?
WELL, DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES.
OKAY, HOW ARE WE DOING ON THIS DISPLAY?
GREAT. MAKE SURE YOU GET THE CORNERS.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO WORRIED ABOUT BEING A DAD.
(Justin) WHOA. LOOK AT THIS THING.
REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO STEAL THIS OUT OF SARAH'S ROOM
YEAH, CAN WE FORGET THE "BACK IN THE DAY" SPEECH
AND CONCENTRATE ON THE DANCING HAMSTER?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO DAN--
HOW CAN THEY BE OUT OF DANCING HAMSTERS?
A DANCING RODENT IS THE KEY?
YEAH, MAKE THE JUDGES LAUGH-- THAT'S BASIC.
I DID, AND THAT'S WHAT I GOT.
WAIT. HOW IS A ROBOT BUTCH?
(whirring)
(Paige) AWESOME.
OKAY, THAT'S PRETTY BUTCH.
I BEG TO DIFFER.
PAIGE, DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU WINNING DOESN'T MATTER. IT DOES.
AREN'T YOU GONNA TELL ME, "NO, IT DOESN'T"?
IF YOU CAN'T DO IT, YOU CAN'T DO IT. RIGHT?
WOW. MEDICAL SCHOOL IS TEACHING YOU SOMETHING.
YOU KNOW, I THINK WHAT YOUR UNCLES ARE TRYING TO SAY
IS THAT IT'S LEARNING THAT'S IMPORTANT.
UH-HUH.
SO WHAT ABOUT THE DISCO BALLS? ARE WE STILL USING THEM?
ABSOLUTELY.
OUR BROTHER KEVIN, WHO DID THE BAKING SODA VOLCANO
DRESSED AS A WIZARD, DON'T FORGET.
MM-HMM.
WELL, OH, OH, WELL, NOW THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YOU KNOW, JUSTIN--
WELL, CONSIDERING HOW MUCH I HELPED HIM AT SCHOOL,
HE OWES ME BIG-TIME. BUT I'M JUST GLAD THAT PAIGE
SWEETHEART, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
I'M FINE. I JUST ALWAYS KEEP CHECKING
TO SEE IF IT'S SWELLING.
YOU'RE FEELING BETTER, THOUGH, RIGHT?
I AM. IT'S JUST A VERY BAD HABIT.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I SPOKE WITH DR. AVADON YESTERDAY,
YAY! YAY!
UNBELIEVABLE, KITTY.
HOW IS IT HAVING ROBERT HOME?
OH, WELL, IT'S, UM,
YEAH?
BUT YOU DON'T THINK HE IS HAPPY?
I JUST THINK HE MISSES THE CAMPAIGN.
WELL, IT WOULD BE WEIRD IF HE DIDN'T MISS IT.
I MEAN, IT'S HARD TO SAY GOOD-BYE
THAT'S TRUE.
STOP. STOP.
WAIT. WHAT ARE WE STOPPING?
I HAVEN'T. I HAVEN'T MADE ANY DECISIONS.
DECISIONS ABOUT WHAT? FILL ME IN. WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
MNH-MNH. THAT WOULD REQUIRE BRAVERY. HE JUST CALLED.
WHAT? YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GONNA SEE HIM.
HE SHOWED UP ON MY DOORSTEP, BEGGING ME TO JUST HEAR HIM OUT.
SARAH, JUST BECAUSE I HEAR WHAT HE HAS TO SAY
NO, BUT BELIEVING HIM DOES.
YES, SHE DID.
OKAY, SHE--SHE MEANT IT,
I CAN TOTALLY, TOTALLY TELL YOU DID.
I'M AN ADULT. I CAN TAKE CARE OF MY OWN AFFAIRS.
LOOK, YOU KNOW, SARAH,
WHAT?
WELL, WE'RE ALWAYS *** THAT SHE BUTTS INTO OUR LIVES.
THANK YOU...
I THINK.
HOW ABOUT NOW?
NOPE.
I MEAN WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH VOLTS.
UNLESS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE BASIC CONCEPT
YOU KNOW WHAT? ALL THIS SCIENCE IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.
CAN I, UNCLE KEVIN?
ABSOLUTELY, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T INVOLVE FRUIT.
LOOK, PAIGE SAID THE RADIO WAS FINE.
IT'S ENOUGH FOR HER.
LOOK, THIS IS GONNA WORK, OKAY, SO DON'T GIVE UP SO EASILY.
YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE. JEEZ. YOU DO IT.
LOOK, I'M DONE. YOU OBVIOUSLY KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO SUCCEED,
SO JUST--YOU FINISH IT.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?
I CAN'T WATCH YOU TAKE OVER PAIGE'S PROJECT.
I MEAN, DO--DO YOU HONESTLY THINK IT HELPS HER?
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T, KEVIN. SO WHAT IF SHE WINS NOW?
ALL RIGHT, SOMEDAY SHE'LL BE IN A PLACE
WHERE NO ONE CAN HELP HER AND IT'S ALL ON HER.
JUSTIN, SHE'S IN SIXTH GRADE.
YEAH, AND SO WAS I. AND I MIGHT HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING
IF YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE IN THIS FAMILY
I'M SORRY. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU'RE IN MEDICAL SCHOOL.
YEAH, AND I'M FAILING OUT.
I'M ON ACADEMIC PROBATION,
AND THEY'RE TRYING TO KICK ME OUT.
OH, GOD.
ALL RIGHT. UM...
DOES MOM KNOW?
KEVIN, I'M A GROWN MAN. THEY DON'T SEND REPORT CARDS HOME.
BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE I'M GONNA DROP OUT.
LOOK, I GOTTA GO.
PLEASE TELL PAIGE EVERYTHING'S OKAY,
AND I'LL SEE HER AT THE SCIENCE FAIR.
(indistinct conversations)
(keypad beeping)
(beep)
(phone rings)
(ring)
SARAH, WHERE ARE YOU?
NO, IT IS NOT. IT'S A DISASTER.
HENRY'S EARTHQUAKE SIMULATOR IS OUT-OF-CONTROL.
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
I'm about to leave.
SIMON? WHO IS SI-- WHAT, MOM'S SIMON?
I Googled him again.
THERE'S THIS PICTURE OF HIM FROM SOME BOCA RATON SOCIETY PAGE.
HE'S AT A BENEFIT WITH AN OLDER, ATTRACTIVE WOMAN ON HIS ARM--
MAYBE HE HAS A THING FOR OLDER WOMEN.
NO. BUT WHAT IF HE HAS ONE IN EVERY CITY?
NO, I THINK YOU SHOULD FORGET ABOUT SIMON
DON'T YOU MEAN PAIGE?
(beep)
COOPER.
(all talking at once)
WOW, PAIGE. I GOTTA SAY, IT LOOKS FANTASTIC.
DO YOU THINK IT'S BETTER THAN HENRY'S?
WHO'S HENRY? YOUR NEMESIS?
(cell phone ringing)
HI. COULD YOU WAIT ONE SECOND FOR ME?
UH, YEAH, I SAW HIM JUST A SECOND AGO.
YEAH. TELL HIM IT'S IMPORTANT.
YES, UH, DOCTOR, GO AHEAD.
JUST NEED TO MAKE A FEW LITTLE TWEAKS HERE.
HI.
(chuckles)
I'M SURE HENRY CAN ANSWER ANY OF YOUR QUESTIONS.
(mouths word)
PAIGE, LOOK AT THAT! IT'S GIGANTIC.
(gasps) OH, MY GOSH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID ALL OF THIS.
WELL, UNCLE KEVIN THOUGHT OF IT
AHH.
IS HE GONNA DANCE?
THAT'S WHAT THE DISCO BALLS ARE FOR.
OH, YES, OF COURSE. WELL, THAT'S OBVIOUS.
TERRIFIC WORK, JUSTIN.
NOW YOU SEE, PAIGE, IF YOU KEEP WORKING ON YOUR SCIENCE,
I WANT TO BE A FASHION DESIGNER.
WELL, YES, THAT'S GOOD, TOO.
ARE YOU OKAY?
(Justin) YES. PAIGE'S MOMENT. PAIGE'S MOMENT.
OKAY, SO WHAT--WHAT DOES-- WHAT DOES HE DANCE TO?
DON'T TELL ME-- THAT WAS KEVIN'S IDEA.
IT WASN'T HARD.
MY MANIPULATED VARIABLE IS
THE BUILDING'S CONSTRUCTION MATERIAL.
MY RESPONDING VARIABLE IS HOW LONG IT TAKES
RIGHT. AND HOW LONG DID IT TAKE TO BUILD THE MODEL?
A COUPLE OF DAYS? WHAT'S YOUR SUPERPOWER, ARCHITECTURE?
(lowered voice) SERIOUSLY, ONE DAD TO ANOTHER,
YOU, UM, YOU BUILT MOST OF THIS YOURSELF, RIGHT?
I'M SORRY. WHOSE FATHER ARE YOU?
THAT'S NOT RELEVANT.
STERLING.
STERLING KEVIN. GOOD LUCK.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I TALKED TO THE CLINIC.
YEAH. WELL, IT'S NOT GREAT.
(gasps) YOU'RE KIDDING.
I'M TRYING TO NOT GET DEPRESSED. I MEAN, WE STILL HAVE FOUR.
YEAH.
NO, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. OUR BABY'S OUR BABY.
DID... ANY OF YOURS MAKE IT?
OH. NO, ACTUALLY,
THE--THE FOUR THAT DIDN'T MAKE IT ARE YOURS.
MINE ARE ALL GOOD.
I LOST FOUR?
THE DOCTOR SAID THERE'S NO RHYME OR REASON.
WOW.
I'M FINE. I'M FINE.
LOOK, I KNEW WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY CONTROL OVER THIS.
DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS?
NO, NO, I DON'T. I'M FINE.
OH, WOW, PAIGE.
DIDN'T THIS TURN OUT GREAT? I LOVE IT!
IT'S SO BRIGHT,
AND THE INFORMATION IS VERY WELL LAID OUT.
CAN I GO SEE THE VOLCANO?
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
UH, WELL, I-I GOT THE IMPRESSION
THAT YOU KINDA WANTED SOME SPACE.
WOW. I REALLY CAN'T WIN WITH YOU THESE DAYS.
UM, WHERE'S GRANDMA? IS SHE HERE?
SHE WENT TO LOOK AT SOME BOOTHS.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND LOOK AT SOME, TOO?
YEAH, WHY DON'T I?
(whispers) PSST! IS SHE GONE?
(normal voice) OKAY, HUDDLE UP.
I'VE BEEN DOING SOME RECONNAISSANCE.
SIZING UP THE COMPETITION.
SERIOUSLY LAME, BUT YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT HENRY KID, SO I THINK
WE PUMP UP THE VOLUME, SQUEEZE IN A FEW MORE ORANGES.
YEAH, BUT WE GOTTA GET GOING.
SARAH. SARAH, LOOK.
TH-THIS YOUNG--
THIS YOUNG WOMAN HAS--HAS FOUND OUT
THAT IT'S BETTER TO WATER PLANTS WITH WATER THAN WITH SODA.
THAT'S A STUNNING FINDING.
YES.
I KNOW SIMON GAVE YOU AN EXPLANATION,
(sighs) SARAH, WHAT PART OF "I CAN HANDLE IT"
LISTEN, I WAS JUST--I WAS LOOKING AROUND ONLINE AND--
WHAT, ARE YOU SPYING ON HIM AGAIN?
WELL, GOOGLING IS NOT SPYING.
IT'S SOCIAL NETWORKING.
ANYWAY, LISTEN, I KNOW THAT YOU'RE FOND OF HIM,
THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT SIMON THAT I DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
GOD, WHAT--WHAT IS THIS GUY'S POWER OVER YOU?
(cell phone ringing)
MOM, JUST--
AND THIS IS HIM HERE. I'M GONNA TAKE THE CALL.
OKAY.
HI.
KEVIN, BE CAREFUL. NONE OF THAT FRUIT'S GLUED TO THOSE BOXES.
WE WANT THE ROBOT TO DANCE LONGER.
JUSTIN, YOU HAVE TO COME SEE THIS BOOTH.
NOT RIGHT NOW. KEVIN, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
LOOK, I'M NOT GIVING UP ON VICTORY, OKAY?
'CAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A ROLE MODEL?
NOT RIGHT NOW, ALL RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT?
(Rebecca) WHAT DECISION?
HEY, COME ON, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON?
THE JUDGING IS ABOUT READY TO START.
YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE?
(Justin) KEVIN, LOOK, IT'S GONNA TOPPLE OVER.
(Justin) KEVIN! KEVIN!
(all shouting indistinctly)
(Sarah) OH!
PAIGE, I AM SO SORRY.
(Sarah) NO, NO, NO.
PAIGE, I PROMISE, WE'LL FIX THIS.
NO, IT'S RUINED BECAUSE YOU HAD TO BUTT IN!
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST STAY OUT OF IT AND LET ME DO IT MYSELF?
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY-- DON'T CRY OVER SPILLED FRUIT.
SORRY. UN-UNFUNNY.
OH, NO. IT'S NOT THAT.
IT'S JUST THIS WHOLE CITRUS DEBACLE IS MY FAULT.
ACTUALLY, I WAS WATCHING,
AND UNLESS YOU MADE THOSE LEMONS FALL WITH YOUR MIND,
OH, NO, TRUST ME. SHE DIDN'T WANT MY HELP.
SHE TOLD ME AGAIN AND AGAIN. BUT DID I LISTEN? NO.
LISTEN, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
MY, UH, DAUGHTER FORBADE ME TO COME
WITHIN 10 FEET OF HER BOOTH. APPARENTLY EVERYTHING I DO IS
SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S BEEN HANGING OUT WITH PAIGE.
OH, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE C--I DO NOT--
YOU'RE DOING IT.
YOU JUST CONNECT THE ONE TO THE OTHER, RIGHT? I THINK.
YEAH, I WOULDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT IT.
I-I DON'T THINK IT'S YOU. I MEAN, I THINK IT'S THE AGE.
GOD HELP US WHEN THEY'RE TEENAGERS, HUH?
I KNOW. I THOUGHT MY EX WOULD BE BETTER EQUIPPED TO DEAL WITH IT.
TURNS OUT SHE FIGHTS WITH LIBBY MORE THAN I DO.
OH, YOU'RE DIVORCED.
ME, TOO.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST STAY OUT OF EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS.
SHE'LL ALWAYS BE YOUR DAUGHTER.
UH, YEAH. PROBLEM IS, MY MOTHER FEELS THE SAME WAY.
(chuckles) I CAN'T HELP YOU THERE.
YEAH.
NO, NOT AT ALL.
ROY.
THANK YOU. UM, I'M SARAH.
SO IT'S CALLED SENSORY INTEGRATION.
YOU HAVE YOUR FIVE SENSES. YOU HAVE YOUR TOUCH,
YOUR SIGHT, YOUR SMELL, YOUR TASTE
MM-HMM.
AND THEY ALL CONNECT TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE BRAIN.
YEAH. UM, ALL RIGHT.
SO I TAKE THE MARBLE, PUT IT IN THE, UH,
PUT IT IN THE EYE RIGHT THERE.
AH. SEE, THE EYES TOOK A PICTURE OF IT,
BUT THE BRAIN DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT, SO IT GOT LOST.
UH, IS--IS THAT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU?
NAH. IT'S MORE LIKE I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO SAY,
BUT WHEN I GO TO WRITE IT DOWN,
MY BRAIN GETS ALL THE INFORMATION CONFUSED.
WELL, THAT-- THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BUMMER.
I JUST WISH I FIGURED IT OUT A LOT SOONER.
YEAH. YOU'RE TELLING ME.
MM, HEY, REBECCA.
HEY, ALEX.
IT'S A PRETTY GREAT PROJECT, ISN'T IT?
YEAH, IT IS.
I JUST THOUGHT...
YOU KNOW, YOU--YOU TALK ABOUT HOW HARD YOU STUDY,
AND--AND YOU TAKE THESE TESTS AND YOU THINK THAT YOU ACED THEM
AND THEN YOU DON'T AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY.
NO, I...
MA-MAYBE I SHOULD GET TESTED.
I THINK YOU SHOULD.
THERE YOU ARE.
DO YOU MIND IF I JOIN YOU?
WE--WE DON'T-- WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK.
YOU CAN JUST YELL AT ME. OR, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'LL TALK.
BECAUSE, PAIGE, THIS REALLY ISN'T YOUR MOM'S FAULT.
OKAY? IT'S MY FAULT,
AND I AM REALLY, REALLY, REALLY SORRY.
(sighs)
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
I WAS, UM, I WAS TEASED A LOT.
BECAUSE YOU WERE GAY?
UH...
YEAH, WELL, M-MAYBE.
ALTHOUGH, NOBODY REALLY KNEW BACK THEN.
I WAS A REALLY WEIRD KID.
I MEAN, FOR MY SIXTH GRADE TALENT SHOW,
I SANG A MEDLEY FROM "GREASE,"
INCLUDING THE SANDY NUMBERS.
AND YOU DON'T THINK ANYONE KNEW YOU WERE GAY?
THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
I WAS TRYING TO PROVE SOMETHING.
THAT YOU'RE NOT GAY?
NO, THAT...
THAT I--THAT I WASN'T A DORK.
SO MY SCIENCE PROJECT WAS ALL ABOUT YOUR DORKINESS?
YEAH.
KINDA.
YOU KNOW, THE SAD THING IS,
SCOTTY AND I, WE'RE TRYING SO HARD TO BE DADS,
AND I THINK I JUST SCREWED UP THE FIRST TEST-DRIVE.
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GET A 12 YEAR OLD RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
OKAY, SO HOW DO I MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
CAN WE JUST SNEAK OUT BACK AND GET OUT OF HERE?
WE COULD. WE COULD JUST DO THAT.
OR...
YOU COULD WALK BACK IN THERE WITH YOUR HEAD HELD HIGH
BUT IT FELL APART.
NO, MY PROJECT FELL APART.
YOURS DIDN'T.
(Darden Smith's "Perfect Moment" playing)
I DON'T KNOW.
OKAY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO STALL, BECAUSE SHE'S UP NEXT.
UH, SHE'S IN THE LADIES' ROOM.
NO, WAIT. I'M HERE.
(whispers) GO GET 'EM.
♪ RAIN FALLS DOWN ON THE DESERT SAND ♪
UM...
MY SCIENCE PROJECT ILLUSTRATES HOW A BATTERY CAN BE MADE
USING CITRUS FRUIT.
IT WAS A LOT BIGGER, BUT IT GOT KNOCKED DOWN.
BUT THAT'S OKAY. I CAN STILL SHOW YOU THE PRINCIPLE.
I USED TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF METALS--
COPPER AND ZINC.
WHEN YOU SQUEEZE THE LEMON,
THE JUICE ACTS AS A CONDUCTOR,
AND THE ELECTRONS FLOW THROUGH THE WIRES
IN ONE DIRECTION.
THERE YOU GO. A BATTERY.
(Justin) YAY!
YAY!
♪ YOU CALLED TO ME AND I TURNED AROUND ♪
♪ IN A PERFECT MOMENT ♪
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S THE WRONG MOVE.
HOW? IF YORK IS WILLING TO BUY YOUR SHARES AT THAT PRICE,
THAT'S GONNA MORE THAN MAKE UP
FOR WHAT YOU LOST IN YOUR SAVINGS.
AND IF THIS IS ABOUT REBECCA AND JUSTIN,
YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A MUCH BETTER POSITION
NO, SEE, YOU'RE JUST NOT GETTING IT.
I COUNTERED WITH THIS HUGE AMOUNT TO TEST HIM.
HE WAS ALREADY PAYING WAY MORE THAN HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN,
AND LO AND BEHOLD, HE BIT.
HE CAME ALL THE WAY UP TO 350, WHICH IS INSANE.
WELL, HE IS INSANE.
I MEAN, HE HAS THIS ANCIENT GRUDGE AGAINST WILLIAM WALKER.
HE'S OBSESSED WITH A DEAD MAN. HE'S WORSE THAN YOU ARE.
TRUST ME, DAVID. I HAVE LOOKED AT THIS AT EVERY SINGLE ANGLE.
I MEAN, YORK HAD YEARS TO MAKE HIS MOVE.
HE'S A CATTLEMAN. HE'S GOT PLENTY OF MONEY.
WHY WOULD HE COME OUT OF THE WOODWORK NOW?
I AM TELLING YOU, THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE PAST.
WHO CARES?
JUST GO TO THE WALKERS AND SEE IF THEY'LL BEAT HIS PRICE.
ARE YOU KIDDING? THEY WOULD LAUGH IN MY FACE.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, FINE. AT LEAST YOU COULD SAY YOU ASKED.
HOLLY, MAKE THIS SALE BEFORE YORK WAKES UP
AND REALIZES HE'S THROWING HIS MONEY AWAY.
BUT WHAT IF HE'S NOT? WHAT IF HE'S GETTING THE BARGAIN?
I THINK THAT YORK KNOWS SOMETHING
ABOUT THE VALUE OF OJAI THAT I DON'T.
DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE OF THAT?
BECAUSE YOU KNOW OJAI BETTER THAN ANYBODY.
MAYBE I DON'T.
(sizzling)
I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY LEMONS AND ORANGES--
THEY ALL FELL TO THE GROUND.
BUT SHE TOOK ONE LEMON AND A LITTLE WIRE AND PUT IT IN
AND THIS ONE LITTLE LIGHT JUST LIT UP.
SHE WAS GREAT, REALLY, REALLY GREAT.
NORA...
I'M GLAD YOU WANTED TO SEE ME.
WELL, I WAS THINKING AND...
FROM... MY EXPERIENCE,
WHAT WE HAVE TOGETHER IS RARE.
I THINK SO, TOO.
SO I WOULD LIKE TO TRY AGAIN, IF YOU WANT THAT.
I DO.
I DO.
I'M SORRY YOU HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN AGAIN. TOMORROW?
YES, YES.
I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF MEETING WITH THIS DONOR FOR A WHILE.
AND I...
WHAT TIME DOES YOUR PLANE LEAVE TOMORROW?
6:00.
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER FOR LUNCH?
I WOULD LOVE THAT.
NORA, YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. I PROMISE YOU.
NO, I KNOW I WON'T.
(food sizzles, utensil clatters)
HEY, YOU SLEPT IN.
I WAS TIRED.
I USED TO DREAM THAT YOU WOULD SLEEP PAST 7:00.
DREAMS COME TRUE.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY.
HONORABLE MENTION-- THAT'S A VERY BIG DEAL.
I'M JUST GLAD ALEX'S BRAIN THING WON INSTEAD OF HENRY'S.
DO YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR WHEN WE MADE THAT MAZE TOGETHER
HIS NAME WAS RATMANDOO, AND YOU HATED HIM.
I DID NOT HATE RATMANDOO. I JUST DIDN'T LIKE
HIS SLIMY LITTLE TAIL AND THE WAY HE... (mutters)
OKAY, I HATED HIM.
BUT I REALLY LOVED WORKING ON THAT TOGETHER WITH YOU.
I KNOW YOU THINK I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOUR HELP,
BUT I CAN.
I KNOW.
PAIGE, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T TRUST YOU.
I GUESS IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT YOU NEED ME,
AND I MISS THAT SOMETIMES.
I STILL CAN'T DRIVE AND STUFF.
(chuckles) GREAT.
PAIGE, YOU ARE SUCH A SMART AND CAPABLE
AND MATURE YOUNG LADY.
I'M SORRY IF I GOT IN YOUR WAY.
(telephone rings)
(ring)
IT'S KAYA. CAN I TAKE IT?
YEAH, GO AHEAD.
(beep)
HEY. HOLD ON A SEC.
THANKS, MOM.
YOU BETCHA.
I KNOW. CAN YOU BELIEVE HE DID THAT?
HE'S SUCH A LOSER.
IT'S A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
THAT'S BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS THAT.
KEVIN, STOP WORRYING. EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE.
I'M NOT WORRIED. I'M--I-I KNOW WHAT SHE'S GONNA SAY--
WELL, IT'S NOT HER DECISION TO MAKE.
(keys jangle)
(sighs)
I ALMOST COST PAIGE HER HONORABLE MENTION YESTERDAY
BECAUSE I WANTED HER TO COME IN FIRST.
HER IDEA WAS PERFECT.
ACTUALLY, I LIKED THAT PART.
(sighs)
YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE?
I SHOULD HAVE LEFT HER ALONE.
AND, OF COURSE, I WOULD LOVE THE CHANCE
TO BE THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER,
BUT THAT'S NOT GONNA MAKE ME A BETTER DAD.
WHAT WOULD MAKE ME A BETTER DAD IS KNOWING IT'S NOT ABOUT ME.
WELL, YOU KNOW, IT ALSO MEANS THAT NO MATTER WHAT,
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER... (clears throat)
WHICH IS WHY I WANT TO USE ONE OF YOURS AND ONE OF MINE.
NO, IT'S TOO MUCH OF A RISK. BIOLOGY ISN'T FAIR.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT WE CAN'T BE.
REALLY?
WOW.
OKAY.
NORA, YOU--YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ALL THIS.
(laughs) WELL, I TRIED TO BE FESTIVE.
THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU.
YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SPECIAL.
I TRY.
UH, WE'RE IN HERE, SWEETIE.
I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE...
SIMON.
HEY, SARAH.
I DIDN'T REALIZE. I'M SORRY, MOM. I'LL COME BACK.
OH, NO, SWEETIE. DON'T GO.
WE'RE JUST HAVING LUNCH BEFORE SIMON LEAVES TOWN.
GO ON. HAVE A SANDWICH. (chuckles)
MY DAUGHTER WORRIES ABOUT ME. IT'S SILLY.
ALL MY KIDS--THEY WORRY ABOUT THEIR OLD MOM.
I THINK IT'S SWEET. IT SHOWS THEY CARE.
ALTHOUGH, YOU DID DISAPPEAR.
BUT LIKE I TOLD HER,
YOU HAD A PERFECTLY REASONABLE EXPLANATION.
WELL, IT WASN'T REASONABLE. IT WAS CRAZY.
BUT CRAZY THINGS HAPPEN.
SIMON HAD BONE-BREAK FEVER.
WOW. THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE.
YES, IT WAS. YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN BOCA RATON.
(Sarah) BOCA?
YES, HE HAD TO GO THERE BEFORE HE WENT DOWN INTO THE JUNGLE.
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?
ANYWAY, LET'S GET BACK TO BOCA.
MY FRIENDS WHO WINTER THERE SAY IT'S LOVELY.
MARILYN WEISMAN?
ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T KNOW MARILYN UNTIL YESTERDAY.
HOW ABOUT YOU, SIMON?
SURE.
UH, WE'VE MET.
AH. WELL, I WAS TALKING TO MARILYN ON THE PHONE YESTERDAY,
AND GUESS WHAT, SARAH.
HER DAUGHTER RACHEL
IS THE PUBLIC DEFENDER IN ORANGE COUNTY,
NO.
OH, WOW. WHAT A SMALL WORLD.
YES, ISN'T IT? (laughs) AND THE FUNNY THING IS,
SHE SAYS SHE KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
NORA, WHATEVER SHE SAID--
AND THE TWO OF YOU WERE QUITE SERIOUS WITH EACH OTHER,
FOR A BRIEF TIME NOT TOO LONG AGO.
JUST FRIENDS.
FRIENDS? OR IS SHE ANOTHER INVESTOR?
OOH. THE PLOT THICKENS.
MAYBE I SHOULD GO.
SIT.
MARILYN INVESTED A VERY LARGE SUM OF MONEY
IN ONE OF SIMON'S CAUSES
NO.
NORA, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS--
YOU'RE RIGHT. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU'RE A LIAR, AND SOMEHOW I DIDN'T SEE IT,
WHICH IS CRAZY, BECAUSE I WAS MARRIED TO ONE FOR 40 YEARS.
(doorbell rings twice)
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY DETECTIVE TANNER.
YOU--YOU CALLED THE POLICE?
MARILYN DID.
GOSH, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THOSE CHARGES SHE'S FILED.
(doorbell rings twice)
NORA. NORA. PLEASE--
I REALLY WOULDN'T KEEP DETECTIVE TANNER WAITING
IF I WERE YOU.
TAKE A SANDWICH.
(door opens and closes)
(laughs) GOD.
MOM, THAT WAS LIKE-- THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
YOU WERE LIKE A BOND GIRL.
NOT A BOND GIRL.
I WAS LIKE BOND, NOT HIS GIRL.
AAH!
THERE'S THE BOND GIRL.
I CALLED SAUL TO COME HERE IN CASE THERE WAS TROUBLE.
I HAD MY FINGER ON THE ALARM'S PANIC BUTTON
(laughs) MOM, I AM IN AWE OF YOU.
YOU OKAY, SWEETHEART?
YES, I'M FINE. I'M FINE. IT WAS VERY SATISFYING.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING?
OKAY.
(laughs)
KIT, IT'S SARAH. LISTEN, UM, PRESS CONFERENCE.
I'LL WAIT WHILE YOU GET EVERYBODY.
(Saul and Sarah laugh)