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Ho Ho When it's Christmas time
everybody's waitin' in a big *** line To sit on my lap
And beg for Elmo's, i-pads, and crap Brats are outta control
my elves are doing nothing but shovelin' coal
Older girls sit on me
And get their picture taken ironically
Girl look at that belly Like a bowl full of jelly
As seen on the telly It sticks out
I come down your chimney Though it don't quite fit me
Why do I smell kindling? Put it out
My doctor told me I had diabetes
That's what happens when you eat a hundred billion cookies
I still deliver all this ***.
It don't matter if its drizzling, freezing, sleeting, blowin, snowin'
I'm Santa and I know it
I'm Santa and I know it
I got a big ole gut
I ain't nutcracker but do bust nuts
Girls love the taste Of my sugarplums and my candy cane
I got a list of naughty's It's pretty much a listing of all my shawty's
Wait Let me explain it Mrs. Claus and I have a special arrangement
I'm jolly and burely I never come early
I'm stuffin' your turkey Check it out
When ladies get nippy I'm makin' deliverys
From Dallas to Sydney Then I'm out
Single moms are friendly Every X-mas eve
When the night comes to and end my sack is always empty
Got a 9 inch beard, and I ain't afraid to grow it blow it show it comb it, stroke it
I'm Santa and I Know it
I'm Santa and I know it
Jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle bells Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle elves
Comet Cupid donner blitzen Rudolph sail
I'm Santa and I know it
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