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Abbey Finch: Welcome to late night hotdog with Abbey Finch.
Late night hotdog.
Where after a few drinks that wiener sounds 100, but 20 minutes later you hate yourself.
Let's Be Frank.
Let's be frank, let's be honest, let's be real with each other.
Get it, frank, hotdog.
Abbey Finch: Today I'm debusting a myth, rather a truth.
Abbey Finch: On today's edition of Let's Be Frank, we talk about why it takes girls so
long to get ready.
Guys, we don't do it on purpose.
There's just a lot to be done, unfortunately.
We don't like getting ready any more than you like waiting on us to get ready.
But I'm also not trying to walk around all heinous and like scare away boys.
You all know what I'm talking about.
I wish I was confident enough to like shave my head and not wear makeup ever, but I'm
not.
And you just feel better about yourself, right?
Abbey Finch: Guys, this is why it takes girls so long to get ready.
Abbey Finch: Blow drying your hair is literally the worst part of getting ready.
Along with showering and putting on makeup and doing your hair, and picking out an outfit.
Abbey Finch: Do you get it?
Abbey Finch: It's just the way the cookie crumbles.
Now I want a cookie.
Abbey Finch: You hate yourself.
Ow.
Oh I just hit myself with the dryer, right in the shin.
Abbey Finch: You're a wiener in my book.