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>> PREVIOUSLY ON
"FULL THROTTLE SALOON"...
[ SIREN WAILS ]
>> DUMP TRUCK FLIPPED OVER NEAR
THE CABINS.
>> IS HE OKAY?
>> WHOA, WHOA!
>> THERE'S NO TELLING HOW LONG
YOU'VE BEEN [BLEEP] ME OVER.
>> I SWEAR TO GOD ON MY WIFE.
>> MEADE COUNTY ROLL DOWN.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GONNA THIS
[BLEEP] THURSDAY?
ARE YOU GONNA DO SOME KIND OF
STUNT OR ARE YOU GONNA CUT YOUR
BRA OFF?
>> I PROMISED MY WIFE AND MY
DAUGHTER -- NO MORE STUNTS.
>> AND TONIGHT...
>> WHOO! WHOO!
>> WE GOT THE ONE-AND-ONLY
BIG & RICH OUT THERE TONIGHT IN
OUR BACKYARD.
>> HOW'S OUR PRESALES GOING?
>> 130 TICKETS, BUT --
>> 130?
START PUSHING THEM TICKETS.
>> BIG & RICH BOX OFFICE IS
RIGHT AROUND THIS WAY.
>> *** OUT THOSE TICKETS.
>> COURTYARD'S EMPTY.
THE FIELD'S EMPTY.
WHERE THE [BLEEP] ARE THE
PEOPLE?
>> I'M [BLEEP] FOR THE YEAR.
>> THIS IS MY WIFE, PENNY.
SHE'S FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY
CALLED INDIANA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> YOU TOLD HER YOU WOULDN'T DO
ANY STUNTS.
>> I MEAN, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS
FOR DAMN 25 DAMN YEARS.
>> DON'T LAY IT ON ME.
>> I GOT STUFF TO DO.
I CAN'T GO LOOKING FOR HIM.
>> DID I ASK YOUR DUMB *** TO GO
LOOK FOR HIM?
I DIDN'T, DID I?
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] SUCKER.
AND WHEN YOU SEE HIM, TELL HIM
TO COME [BLEEP] FIND ME.
>> IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SHOW.
>> "FULL THROTTLE SALOON."
>> FULL THROTTLE!
>> ALL RIGHT, WELCOME,
FULL THROTTLE SALOON.
HOW ARE Y'ALL DOING TODAY?
HOPE YOU'RE HAVING A GREAT DAY
TODAY.
IT IS WEDNESDAY.
BIG, BIG, BIG DEAL ON WEDNESDAY
NIGHT HERE.
WE GOT THE ONE-AND-ONLY
BIG & RICH OUT THERE TONIGHT IN
OUR BACKYARD.
AND RIGHT AFTER, WE HAVE THE
ONE-AND-ONLY VINCE NEIL FROM
MOTLEY CRUE IN THE FRONT.
HAVE A GREAT DAY, FULL THROTTLE.
WEDNESDAY. MAKE SOME NOISE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HOW'S THE BIG & RICH THING
GOING?
>> DON'T EVEN ASK.
>> BUT HOW'S OUR PRESALES GOING?
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
YOU DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.
>> IT'S THAT BAD?
>> IT'S LIKE 130.
>> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> UNH-UNH.
>> OH, MY GOD.
>> MIKE WAS CERTAIN THAT THIS
BIG & RICH CONCERT WAS GONNA
BE A SLAM DUNK.
THAT'S WHY I WENT IN WITH HIM
50/50 ON THE DEAL.
BUT BASED ON THESE PRESALE
NUMBERS, WE GOT MORE THAN OUR
WORK CUT OUT FOR US.
>> 130? GOD ALMIGHTY, MAN.
THAT AIN'T EVEN A DAMN DROP IN
THE BUCKET.
>> NO, BUT, I MEAN, WE BOTH KNOW
IT'S GONNA BE --
>> 130?
>> 130 TICKETS.
BUT, I MEAN, THERE WILL BE
WALK-UP WITH THE PEOPLE WE GET.
>> MAN, THAT IS HORSE[BLEEP]
RIGHT THERE.
GOD ALMIGHTY. THAT'S SCARY.
THE INFIELD WITH SCOTT WEILAND
LAST NIGHT WAS A FREAKING
DISASTER.
THANK GOD JESSE WAS ON THE
INSIDE STAGE AND ROCKED THAT
INSIDE BAR.
NOW WE GOT TO GET THINGS GOING
TONIGHT WITH VINCE NEIL AND
BIG & RICH OUT BACK.
OTHERWISE, WE COULD LITERALLY BE
WATCHING $100,000 GO DOWN THE
[BLEEP] DRAIN.
WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT, DUDE.
>> IT'S GONNA BE FINE.
WE'LL GET THROUGH IT.
LET'S GET IN THE CAR AND GO DOWN
AND HIT UP ALL THE RADIO
STATIONS.
>> KEEP COMING.
GOOD, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
>> IT'S REALLY DIFFICULT TO GET
EVERYTHING SET UP IN WHAT USED
TO BE A PARKING LOT YESTERDAY,
AND NOW, IT NEEDS TO BE A FULLY
FLEDGED CONCERT ARENA.
>> ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
>> PERFECT.
>> YEAH, THIS IS
JESSE JAMES DUPREE, AND YOU ARE
LISTENING TO MY CLOSE, PERSONAL
FRIENDS, THOSE INDIGNANT, RUDE,
INCONSIDERATE *** --
"FREE BEER & HOT WINGS," RIGHT
HERE ON KSKY.
PUH-POW!
>> WE GOT SOME SPECIAL GUESTS IN
THE STUD WITH US TODAY --
MICHAEL BALLARD AND
JESSE JAMES DUPREE OF
FULL THROTTLE SALOON.
GUYS, HOW YOU DOING?
>> WE GOT THE BIG & RICH CONCERT
OUT BACK.
>> IT'S BIG & RICH.
>> WE HAVE BIG & RICH IN THE
BACK.
>> IT'S THE GREATEST PLACE TO
WATCH A CONCERT, 'CAUSE YOU GOT
THE FULL THROTTLE TO YOUR RIGHT
AND THEN YOU GOT THE BLACK HILLS
TO YOUR LEFT.
IT'LL BE A BIG PARTY FOR SURE.
>> WHAT'S JESSE GONNA DO THIS
YEAR FOR HIS STUNT?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> YOU KNOW, MAN, HAVEN'T I DONE
ENOUGH?
>> LAST YEAR, YOU BLEW YOURSELF
UP.
YOU HAVE ANYTHING UP YOUR
SLEEVE?
>> I NEVER HAVE ANYTHING UP MY
SLEEVE.
STUFF JUST KIND OF UNFOLDS IN
FRONT OF ME.
>> THANKS FOR COMING IN, FELLAS.
>> THANKS FOR HAVING US, MAN.
>> GOOD LUCK THIS YEAR.
>> APPRECIATE IT.
>> ALL RIGHT, SO, WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING IS THAT VINCE HAS TO FLY
OUT TONIGHT RIGHT AFTER THE
SHOW, AND IF WE GO WITH THESE
TIMES THAT I CURRENTLY HAVE,
HE'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT ON TIME,
RIGHT?
VINCE NEIL WANTS TO PUSH UP HIS
SHOW TIME A LITTLE EARLIER, BUT,
YOU KNOW, JESSE WAS REALLY CLEAR
THAT HE DIDN'T WANT THE INSIDE
AND THE OUTSIDE STAGES TO
OVERLAP.
I'M GONNA RUN IT BY JESSE, AND
THEN WE'LL GO FROM THERE, ALL
RIGHT?
DOES THAT SOUND GOOD?
I'M JUST HOPING THAT THE BAND'S
COOL WITH PUSHING UP THEIR TIME
A LITTLE BIT AND THAT THE FANS
MIGHT SHOW UP EARLY ENOUGH FOR
THIS SHOW TO REALLY POP TONIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, COOL.
I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK.
>> OH, MAN. I QUIT.
>> I HOPE THIS DAMN MOVES SOME
BIG & RICH TICKETS.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
HEY.
>> Hey, Jesse. It's Ian.
YEAH, LOOK, VINCE NEIL HAS TO
CATCH A PLANE OUT OF HERE
TONIGHT, SO HE NEEDS TO LEAVE
EARLY.
DO YOU WANT VINCE NEIL'S SHOW TO
BE A HALF-HOUR SHORTER OR DO WE
HAVE BIG & RICH GO A LITTLE
EARLIER?
>> [BLEEP] ALL THAT.
Just call the Big & Rich people.
THEY'RE COOL.
ASK THEM IF THEY'LL AGREE TO
MOVE BIG AND RICH UP TO
9:00 P.M., INSTEAD OF 9:30.
>> Right. Well, hopefully
Big & Rich's guys will agree.
>> THAT'S NOT GOOD NUMBERS.
200 TICKETS FOR BIG & RICH IS
WHAT WE'VE SOLD.
201.
>> RIGHT ON.
>> "RIGHT ON"?
THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
>> NOT GOOD ENOUGH?
>> NO.
>> WELL?
>> [ Laughing ] WE'RE MISSING A
ZERO IN THERE.
>> 2,010?
>> 2,010 IS WHAT I'D LIKE.
>> WELL, I THINK BIG & RICH HAS
KIND OF, LIKE, A PRETTY BIG
FOLLOWING.
I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S BIKER
BIG & RICH, YOU KNOW, FOLLOWING.
>> WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS TRY
AND CATCH PEOPLE TO SELL
BIG & RICH AND TICKETS SO WE CAN
GET OUR TICKET SALES UP.
I'M GETTING A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS
BECAUSE OUR NUMBERS DON'T LOOK
GOOD.
>> COME ON.
>> HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
>> HOW YOU DOING?
I THOUGHT I'D COME OUT AND
CHECK, 'CAUSE I KNEW YOU
WOULDN'T BE VERY BUSY.
>> NO.
>> HEY! HOW YOU DOING?
>> GOOD TO SEE YOU, SIR.
JACK HOEL IS THE SON OF
PAPPY HOEL, WHO STARTED THE
PAPPY HOEL MOTORCYCLE RALLY.
WE GOT ABOUT 300 PEOPLE SIGNED
UP FOR THE RIDE.
WE'RE GOING TO CRAZY HORSE THIS
TIME UP TO THE PLACE, SO THEY'RE
GONNA TAKE US UP ON THE ARM.
>> OKAY.
>> BE FUN.
TODAY'S THE FIFTH-ANNUAL
PAPPY HOEL MOTORCYCLE RIDE.
AND SOME OF THE PROCEEDS WE GET
TODAY ARE GONNA GO TO THE
CRAZY HORSE MEMORIAL.
>> AND WE'LL HAVE SOME FUN.
>> ANGIE AND I ARE LOOKING
FORWARD TO THIS RIDE 'CAUSE IT'S
THE ONLY DOWNTIME WE GET FOR THE
WEEK.
>> WELL, THAT'S GOOD. I'M GLAD.
AND I'M GONNA MENTION THAT KIND
OF STUFF.
>> I CAN GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT
OF RUN YOU CAN HAVE AT THE NEXT
STURGIS BOARD MEETING.
>> WELL, WHAT'S THAT?
>> THEY WON'T CARRY OUR
MOONSHINE AT STURGIS LIQUOR.
>> I KNOW.
THIS MANAGER -- WE GOT TO PUT
HIM BACK IN A COFFIN AND SEND
HIM BACK TO CALIFORNIA, WHERE HE
BELONGS, YOU KNOW?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> THERE YOU GO.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> IT'S NOT A GOOD DEAL.
THAT GUY'S A DISGRACE.
>> GIVE ME ONE MORE HUG FOR THE
ROAD.
>> WELCOME TO THE
FULL THROTTLE SALOON, BABY.
>> ONLY AT THE FULL THROTTLE.
>> RISE AND SHINE.
YOU JUST WAKE UP?
Y'ALL HAVE GOT TO GET READY.
WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING?
LET'S HOP TO IT, 'CAUSE WE GOT
TO GO DOWNTOWN.
WE GOT TO SELL THESE TICKETS.
WE GOT 3,985 TICKETS TO SELL
TODAY.
>> YEE-HA.
>> WHERE'S THE GIRLS THAT I
BROUGHT HERE?
THE PRETTY ONES THAT WE HERE
YESTERDAY.
>> HEY!
>> SERIOUSLY. NO, Y'ALL GOT TO
HURRY.
WE GOT TO GET.
Y'ALL KEEP OUT ALL NIGHT
PARTYING AND GET YOUR *** UP AND
GET TO WORK.
>> YES, POP-POP.
>> LET'S GO.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY.
>> YEAH?
>> I'M JUST GONNA PUT THINGS IN
PERSPECTIVE FOR YOU.
THERE'S A $100,000 WE'RE GONNA
DAMN LOSE ON THIS THING IF WE
DON'T SELL SOME TICKETS.
SO PLEASE HURRY!
[ DOG BARKS ]
>> ARE YOU GOOD WITH THAT?
>> GET ONE MORE.
>> HUH?
>> PUT IT UP THERE.
>> [ WOLF-WHISTLES ] DAMN.
HEY, GOOD-LOOKIN'.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
OH. OH, THAT'S MISS DUPREE.
I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE.
JESSE MIGHT FIRE ME.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> MAN, COME ON.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT -- THERE'S
THE LED SLED GUYS.
THEY AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO STAY
THERE.
GOD ALMIGHTY.
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND AND
QUICK WITH EVERYBODY PILING IN
HERE, SETTING UP.
HEY, FELLERS. HOW Y'ALL DOING?
JUST GIVING YOU A HEADS UP.
THIS IS NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO
STAY HERE.
WE GOT A BIG CONCERT GOING ON
BACK HERE.
>> OH, YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> I'M JESSE.
>> YEAH, WELL, WE GOT TOLD TO BE
RIGHT HERE, SO THAT'S WHERE
WE'RE GONNA BE UNTIL WE GET TOLD
OTHERWISE.
>> I HAD THIS CONVERSATION WITH
YOU GUYS LAST YEAR.
>> I WASN'T HERE LAST YEAR.
>> YEAH.
>> WE GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE SET UP
HERE.
WE GOT ABOUT 15 PEOPLE.
IT'S A WHOLE [BLEEP] TO GET US
TO MOVE.
>> I GOT YOU, BUT THIS FIELD IS
MINE FOR WHAT WE'RE DOING, THIS
CONCERT, AND SO I'VE GOT TO
FIGURE OUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO
WITH YOU.
>> WELL, TALK TO MIKE BALLARD,
SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY, TALK TO
MY BOSS, PAT, FIGURE WHAT YOU
WANT TO DO, BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
THIS IS WHERE WE'RE AT, SO
FIGURE IT OUT.
WE'LL WORK SOMETHING OUT, I'M
SURE.
>> [ Laughing ] OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
TELL DUDE MAN TO COME FIND ME
WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
>> YOU CAN COME FIND HIM.
>> DO WHAT?
>> YOU CAN COME FIND HIM.
>> ME COME FIND HIM?
>> YEAH.
>> NO, I TOLD YOU, SON, TO HAVE
HIM FIND ME.
THE [BLEEP] YOUR ATTITUDE?
>> I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE.
>> I JUST ASKED YOU TO COME --
>> I CAN'T GO JUST LOOKING
AROUND FOR HIM.
>> I DIDN'T SAY -- I SAID, "WHEN
YOU SEE HIM, TELL HIM TO COME
FIND ME."
>> I CAN'T GO LOOKING FOR HIM.
>> DID I ASK YOUR DUMB *** TO GO
LOOK FOR HIM?
I DIDN'T, DID I?
>> I GUESS YOU DIDN'T.
>> BETTER MIND YOUR MANNERS,
KID.
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] SUCKER.
AND WHEN YOU SEE HIM, TELL HIM
TO COME [BLEEP] FIND ME.
DUMB-***.
I'LL JUST PUT THEIR *** SET UP
BY THE [BLEEP] DAMN DOOR.
[BLEEP] DAMN IT.
>> *** OUT THOSE TICKETS.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
WHO LIKES BIG & RICH?
>> FULL THROTTLE SALOON.
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG & RICH
FAN.
>> YEAH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
>> BIG & RICH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> ♪ WHO WANTS TO GO SEE
BIG & RICH? ♪
NO? DAMN.
>> BEFORE THEY'RE GONE, 'CAUSE
THEY'RE GOING FAST.
>> OH! COME ON NOW.
[ HEART BEATING ]
>> ...AND AROUND THE HEAD.
>> HEARING THAT LITTLE PEANUT'S
HEART BEAT -- THERE'S NOT WORDS
THAT EVEN COME CLOSE TO BEING
ABLE TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL
ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
[ BEATING CONTINUES ]
>> YOU KNOW, THAT LITTLE BABY IS
ONLY THE SIZE OF A PEANUT, BUT I
ALREADY LOVE IT.
THIS NEXT NINE MONTHS IS GONNA
BE A FUN RIDE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THE AUSTRALIANS ARE BACK.
WE'RE BACK.
>> THE AUSTRALIANS ARE BACK.
WE LOVE THAT.
>> WE ALL COME BACK.
>> WELL, YOU BROUGHT HIM WITH
YOU?
>> YEAH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> THEY LET YOU THROUGH CUSTOMS?
>> [BLEEP] YEAH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THEY INVITE ME IN WITH THE STUFF
I BRING.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> THIS IS MY WIFE, PENNY.
SHE'S FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY
CALLED INDIANA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
AND WE'RE GLAD TO HAVE YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> HAVE YOU MET ANGIE YET?
>> NOT YET.
>> THEY'LL BOTH BE HERE WITHIN
FIVE MINUTES.
WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PULLING
OUT IN ONE MINUTE.
WHEN PEOPLE SIGN UP FOR THE
PAPPY HOEL RIDE, THEY EXPECT
THAT THEY'RE GONNA BE RIDING
WITH MIKE, ANGIE, AND MYSELF,
AND IT'S GONNA BE OUR FAMILY
TIME WITH THEM.
>> [ Sighing ] OH, GOSH.
ARE MIKE AND ANGIE COMING?
>> UNLESS SOMETHING'S CHANGED.
[BLEEP] DAMN.
ALL THESE PEOPLE LINED UP.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>> FULL THROTTLE!
>> ARE MIKE AND ANGIE COMING?
>> UNLESS SOMETHING'S CHANGED.
[BLEEP] DAMN.
ALL THESE PEOPLE LINED UP.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>> JESSE, WHAT'S THE STUNT GONNA
BE THIS YEAR?
>> WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PULLING
OUT ON THIS PAPPY HOEL RIDE
RIGHT NOW.
[ Ringing ]
HEY.
[BLEEP]
I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS GONNA
FLY.
WE CAN GET YOU ANOTHER BIKE.
>> OH, GOODNESS.
SO, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA FOLLOW IN
THE TRUCK, HUH?
THAT'S A BUMMER.
>> YEAH.
>> I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO
RIDING WITH YOU.
>> ANGIE AND I SPENT THE LAST
TWO YEARS TRYING TO GET
PREGNANT, AND WITH THE
COMPLICATIONS WE HAD IN THE
PAST, I'M NOT TAKING ANY
CHANCES.
I TOLD HER MY BIKE WAS BROKE
DOWN AND THAT WE'D JUST MEET
EVERYBODY AT CRAZY HORSE.
>> HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
AND WELCOME TO THE PAPPY HOEL
MOTORCYCLE RALLY, 2013, THE
ANNUAL PAPPY HOEL RIDE.
IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD DAY TODAY.
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT DAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WE THANK EVERYONE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY COOL.
IN THE FRONT OF THE LINE, WE GOT
A WHOLE GROUP FROM AUSTRALIA
THAT HAS JOINED US.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE!
>> SO, THAT'S GOOD.
WE'RE PROUD TO HAVE THEM AS PART
OF THE THROTTLE FAMILY.
WE GOT A GREAT DAY LINED UP FOR
YOU.
WE'RE GOING TO CRAZY HORSE
TODAY.
A PORTION OF TODAY'S PROCEEDS
WILL GO TO HELP CRAZY HORSE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU A
SOFT-SPOKEN MAN, WHICH IS
IRONIC, BECAUSE HE GAVE BIRTH TO
SOMEBODY NOT SO SOFT-SPOKEN,
MISS ANGIE RIGHT HERE.
SO, ANGIE'S FATHER, RANDY.
I'D LIKE TO ASK HIM TO STEP UP
HERE AND LEAD US IN A PRAYER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> RANDY!
>> WE HOPE THAT WE HAVE A SAFE
RIDE TODAY.
BLESS OUR RIDE.
BLESS THE CAUSE THAT WE'RE
RIDING FOR.
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA MEET UP WITH
PAPPY HOEL SOMEDAY.
AMEN.
>> All: AMEN!
>> IT'S A GREAT DAY.
THANK YOU, RANDY.
>> AUSSIE!
>> All: OI!
>> AUSSIE!
>> All: OI!
>> AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE!
>> All: OI, OI, OI!
>> EVERYBODY'S GONNA WRENCH DOWN
ON THEIR HORNS RIGHT IN FRONT OF
THE STURGIS LIQUOR STORE IN
PROTEST OF THEM NOT CARRYING THE
FULL THROTTLE S'LOONSHINE.
LET THAT MANAGER KNOW HE CAN
KISS OUR ***.
>> WHOO!
[ ENGINE REVS ]
COME ON!
[ HORNS HONKING ]
>> WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUT
TODAY.
WE GOT THE SUN SHINING.
WE GOT THE ONE-AND-ONLY
BIG & RICH OUT THERE TONIGHT IN
OUR BACKYARD.
HAVE A GREAT DAY, FULL THROTTLE.
WE HAVE SIX BARS OUT HERE.
PROBABLY GOT ABOUT TWO HOURS IN
EACH ONE OF THESE BARS.
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE IT,
BUT THERE'S -- WE GOT A LOT OF
OTHER THINGS, TOO, WE GOT TO
TAKE CARE OF BEFORE WE OPEN THE
DOOR.
>> HEY. GOT A LIGHTER?
>> NO, MAN.
>> ANYBODY GOT A LIGHTER?
I KNOW SOMEBODY HERE SMOKES.
EVER SINCE MICHAEL FIRED
BIG JOHN, HE PUT ME BACK IN
CHARGE OF THE HOT-DOG STAND.
NO, IT AIN'T GONNA LIGHT.
NOW IT'S BROKE, AND I GOT TO GET
IT UP AND RUNNING.
AND BY THAT, I DEFINITELY GOT TO
FIND SOMEBODY ELSE TO DO IT FOR
ME.
ARE YOU...
>> REALLY BUSY? YEAH.
HUH? I'M TRYING TO WORK ON THE
GRILL, MAN.
BUT YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF THE
KITCHEN, SO YOU HAVE MORE ON
THAT THAN I DO.
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
FAJITA?
YEAH? MAYBE A LITTLE?
YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF THE
KITCHEN.
>> SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
ABOUT THE THING THAT'S OUT UP AT
THE HOT-DOG MACHINE?
>> I'M GONNA TELL ARMANDO HE'S
GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
>> NO, YOU'RE GONNA GO ASK
ARMANDO NICELY, "CAN YOU HELP US
OUT AT THE FULL THROTTLE?
WE GOT THIS. THIS IS DOWN."
>> BUT HE TOLD ME HE KNEW HOW TO
DO IT.
>> OKAY. OKAY, GREAT, BUT DON'T
JUST GO TELL HIM.
>> NO, NO, I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE
THAT.
>> NO, DON'T TOUCH ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
DON'T TOUCH ME.
YES, I AM.
>> I'LL PUT WATER ON YOU RIGHT
NOW.
>> HI.
>> ARMANDO.
I GOT WAY TOO MUCH GOING ON UP
THERE.
>> IF I CAN GET TOOLS.
>> WE GOT A TOOLSHED RIGHT HERE.
>> GIVE ME A RATCHET SET.
>> A RATCHET SET?
LET ME FIND SOME TOOLS.
>> I WISH WE COULD HAVE RODE
WITH EVERYONE ELSE, BUT JUST TO
BE AWAY FROM THE CHAOS MAKES UP
FOR IT.
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
>> YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER BEEN HERE
BEFORE, GO IN AND CHECK OUT THE
STORE.
THE MAN THAT STARTED CARVING
THIS THING, THE ARTIST --
>> FROM BOSTON.
>> YEAH. HE WAS FROM WHERE?
>> HE WAS FROM BOSTON.
>> HE'S FROM BOSTON?
>> YEP.
>> OKAY, HE WAS FROM BOSTON.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LET'S GET -- ARE YOU FROM
BOSTON?
>> YEP.
>> WELL, [BLEEP] ME!
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, GOOD.
SO, ANYWAY, IT'S ONE OF MY
FAVORITE PLACES EVER.
>> YEAH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> THEY WERE GONNA PUT MY HEAD
UP THERE, BUT THEY CAN'T FIND A
MOUNTAIN THAT'S BIG ENOUGH.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> SOME ARE BEEF, SOME ARE HAM,
AND SOME ARE TURKEY, SO...
>> YOU WANT MY CHEESE STICK?
>> HECK YEAH, I WANT YOUR CHEESE
STICK.
>> SHE'S GOT ME ON A DIET.
SHE WON'T LET ME EAT THEM.
>> SO, WHAT'S YOUR STUNT THIS
YEAR?
>> YEAH.
>> ASK HER.
>> WHAT'S HIS BIG STUNT THIS
YEAR?
>> HE BETTER NOT HAVE ONE.
>> HEY, JESSE, WHAT'S THE STUNT
GONNA BE THIS YEAR?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> OH, HE IS NOT DOING A STUNT.
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE
PEOPLE?
>> YEAH.
>> I'M MOVING PAST ALL THAT.
>> WHAT'S JESSE GONNA BLOW UP
THIS YEAR?
>> OH, IT'S GONNA BE BIG.
YOU GOT TO COME SEE IT.
IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.
[ LAUGHTER ]
LOOKS LIKE NOW HE'S CHANGED HIS
MIND.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, HE WON'T STUNT.
>> I'VE BEEN PUT ON PROBATION BY
MY WIFE AND LITTLE GIRL.
>> THANK YOU, GUYS, SO MUCH.
>> GOOD TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET Y'ALL, AND THANK
YOU FOR COMING.
WE APPRECIATE IT.
>> PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, MIKE.
>> YOU TOO, BUDDY.
>> FULL THROTTLE SALOON! WHOO!
>> FULL THROTTLE SALOON!
>> 2013 FULL THROTTLE SALOON.
>> AND THEY CAME ALL THE WAY
FROM BRAZIL FOR THIS!
>> FULL THROTTLE ROCKS.
>> HI.
>> HEY.
FULL THROTTLE TOOLROOM -- A
LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING, BUT
NOTHING YOU NEED.
[BLEEP]
GOT ONE.
HEY, GO OVER THERE TO JASON AND
GET ME A RATCHET SET.
>> GOT IT?
>> JUST THE MAN I NEED.
I NEED A RATCHET SET.
HEY, PARTNER, YOU GOT A RATCHET
SET?
I GOT TO TAKE THAT REGULATOR
APART.
>> IT AIN'T [BLEEP] IS IT?
>> GOT A RATCHET, TOO?
OKAY, COOL.
GOOD. PROBLEM SOLVED.
THANK YOU, BROTHER.
>> YEP. MAKE SURE HE KNOWS WHERE
IT WAS AT.
>> YEAH, I WILL.
>> NOW, MR. I DON'T WANT YOU TO
GET HURT, I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO
A STUNT, AND ALL THAT STUFF
BALLARD'S TURNED AROUND ON ME.
AND THEN, OF COURSE, YOU'VE
HEARD EVERYBODY THAT DAMN COMES
UP ASKING, "WHAT'S THE STUNT
GONNA BE?"
I LIKE DOING CRAZY STUFF AND
HAVING FUN WITH IT.
>> SO IT'S SOMETHING YOU REALLY
WANT TO DO?
>> I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE
PROHIBITED FROM NOT DOING WHAT I
WANT.
I MEAN, I AIN'T LIKE I'VE -- I
DON'T EVEN HAVE NOTHING PLANNED.
>> I'M NOT EVEN THE ONE
PROHIBITING YOU FROM ANYTHING.
YOU TALKED TO THEA ABOUT IT.
AND SHE SAID FOR YOU NOT TO DO
ANY STUNTS, AND YOU TOLD HER YOU
WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HURT
YOURSELF.
SO IF YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING
THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA HURT
YOURSELF, THEN I'M FINE WITH IT.
BUT YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO
EXPLAIN THAT TO HER.
I CAN'T GO HOME AND, YOU KNOW...
>> WHY SHOULD I BE EXPLAINING
ANYTHING TO ANYBODY WHENEVER --
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR
DAMN 25 DAMN YEARS.
>> WELL, I'M NOT TELLING YOU YOU
CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
LOOK AT ME.
WHEN HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU YOU
COULDN'T DO ANYTHING?
NEVER. SO...
AND I'M NOT TELLING YOU YOU
CAN'T DO IT NOW.
>> WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT HER?
>> WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO TALK
TO HER ABOUT IT.
YOU GOT TO PUT ON A SHOW, AND IF
THAT'S PART OF THE SHOW, THEN DO
IT.
>> AND YOU GOT MY BACK WITH
THEA?
>> I GOT YOUR BACK.
>> AND SHE'LL BE --
>> AS LONG AS YOU DON'T HURT
YOURSELF.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I'M NOT GONNA HURT MYSELF.
I LOVE YOU.
>> I LOVE YOU, TOO.
I'M GONNA JUMP OFF CRAZY HORSE.
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT.
>> YEP.
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT.
>> LET'S GO UP AND DO IT RIGHT
NOW.
YOU READY?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> HMM?
>> NO, YOU'RE NOT.
>> COME ON. LET'S GO DO IT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> FULL THROTTLE, 2013!
>> I GOT A RATCHET SET.
>> TRY IT ONE MORE TIME.
[ CLICKING ]
THERE YOU GO. BOOM.
IT'S FIXED.
YEAH, IT'S FIXED.
YOU HAVE THE FLOW.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
>> MAKE THE COMPETITION MONEY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU'VE ALREADY PULLED ALL THE
TICKETS FROM THE BAR, AND
THEY'RE DOING THE COUNT ON THOSE
INSIDE THE BANK?
>> Yes. There are from the five
stores in Rapid.
>> AND HOW DID THEY DO?
>> They only sold three tickets.
>> THEY ONLY SOLD THREE?
THREE TICKETS SOLD.
UN-[BLEEP]-BELIEVABLE.
>> Yeah. It was kind of a
last-minute thing.
We should have had banners up.
We needed signs.
We needed something more, I
guess.
>> [BLEEP]
AND THAT'S A HELL OF A TIME NOW
TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
ALL RIGHT.
WE GOT A MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB
TONIGHT, BROTHER.
>> Yeah. It's not gonna be good.
>> FULL THROTTLE!
>> PENNY GAVE ME A GREEN LIGHT
TODAY ON THE STUNTS.
>> SHE DID?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
I'M NOT -- I DON'T HAVE NOTHING
PLANNED.
>> I GOT IT FIGURED OUT.
>> YEAH, YOU PROBABLY DO, 'CAUSE
YOU GOT THE BOYS IN THE BAND
THINKING ABOUT IT.
>> HOW'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT
THAT?
>> BECAUSE I WALKED IN ON THEIR
DUMB ***.
THEY GOT ME CATCHING BULLETS
WITH MY TEETH AND [BLEEP]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> THAT AIN'T FUNNY.
>> "YOU CAN DO IT!"
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ Ringing ]
>> Hello?
>> HEY, BABY GIRL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SO, DADDY'S GOT A BIG SHOW
TOMORROW NIGHT.
IT'S THE ONE DAY A YEAR THAT I
GET TO ACT A FOOL IN ADDITION TO
ALL THE OTHER DAYS IN THE YEAR
THAT I ACT A FOOL, BUT THIS IS
MY SPECIAL NIGHT.
AND I LIKE TO PUSH --
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> THAT'S EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR?
>> THANK YOU, THEA.
>> SO, LISTEN, BABY, I WAS GONNA
ASK YOU IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU
FOR ME --
>> I'VE ALREADY TALKED TO MAMA,
DADDY.
IT'S OKAY IF YOU DO A STUNT.
>> FOR REAL?
YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT?
>> YEAH. JUST DON'T DIE.
>> FULL THROTTLE!
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> WANT TO SEE SOME MORE FLESH?
[BLEEP]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> All: FULL THROTTLE! WHOO!
>> I NEED TWO I.D. CHECKERS AND
THEN SECURITY ON THE FIELD.
TICKET SALES ON BIG & RICH ARE
DOWN THIS YEAR.
YOU KNOW, IT'S DOWN MORE THAN
WHAT WE THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE,
AND MAYBE WE'LL HAVE A BIG
SURPRISE TONIGHT WITH PEOPLE
WANTING TO COME IN AND PURCHASE
TICKETS AT THE GATE.
YOU GOOD?
OH, HELL NO.
JUST PUT IT UNDERNEATH YOUR
DRAWER.
WE'RE KIND OF LIKE WE'RE IN THE
BOONDOCKS OUT HERE.
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
>> WHERE'S PAT AT?
DOES ANYBODY KNOW?
OKAY. IS IT GONNA TAKE PAT
BEFORE YOU GUYS CAN MOVE THIS
STUFF?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> OKAY.
WOULD Y'ALL DO ME A FAVOR?
CAN Y'ALL CALL PAT OR --
>> HE DOESN'T GET ANY RECEPTION
OUT HERE.
>> I GET THE SENSE THAT YOU'RE
JUST BEING [BLEEP] DIFFICULT.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK
THAT.
HE DOESN'T GET ANY RECEPTION OUT
HERE.
>> HE DOESN'T GET RECEPTION OUT
HERE?
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T.
HALF OUR CREW DOESN'T.
>> OKAY.
>> WE HAVE A TRAILER DOWN THERE
AT THE FRONT OF THE PARKING LOT.
WE'RE SET UP.
YOU CAN SEE IF HE'S DOWN THERE.
>> WELL, UM...
>> WHERE ARE YOU GONNA PUT ALL
EVERYBODY ELSE?
WHERE ARE YOU GONNA PUT
EVERYBODY ELSE?
>> WHEREVER THE -- I'M MOVING
EVERYTHING UP TO THE TOP OF THE
HILL.
BUT WHENEVER Y'ALL GET BROKE
DOWN AND WHEN YOU GET READY,
I'LL TAKE YOU UP THERE AND SHOW
YOU WHERE YOU'RE GONNA GO.
SO, I'LL COME BACK IN A COUPLE
HOURS, AND Y'ALL WILL BE READY
TO GO AND WE'LL PUT YOU WHERE
YOU'RE GOING OR PAT CAN CALL ME
IF HE COMES BACK.
I LEFT HIM MY NUMBER.
WANTS TO BE A DAMN LITTLE
SMART-***, BUT HE AIN'T GONNA
STEP UP AND MAN UP AND LET HIS
LITTLE NUTS DROP AND DO
SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
AAH!
>> COMING HERE, IT'S KIND OF
LIKE HALLOWEEN EVERY DAY, BUT
IT'S KIND OF, LIKE, SEXY.
YOU GET TO MEET PEOPLE FROM,
LIKE, ALL OVER THE PLACE.
THEY COME FROM DIFFERENT STATES.
THEY ALL HAVE, LIKE, DIFFERENT
STORIES.
THEY SHARE ABOUT THEIR BIKES.
THEY SHARE ABOUT WHAT THEY'VE
SEEN, WHAT THEY LIKE, ALL KINDS
OF STUFF.
ONE BIG PLUS HERE IS THE VIEW.
>> THERE YOU GO.
>> PEOPLE ARE TIPPING BETTER UP
HERE.
I WONDER WHY.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
>> I'M WORRIED ABOUT WHAT'S
GONNA WALK UP.
>> [BLEEP] DAMN.
LET'S HOPE WE HAVE ONE.
>> I'VE GOT BIG & RICH CONCERTS
BEING ADVERTISED -- X ROCK,
KSKY, EAGLE COUNTRY,
KAT COUNTRY, KIQK COUNTRY, AND
BILLBOARDS UP, AND BEEN ON THE
WEBSITE FOR TWO MONTHS.
SO I'VE DONE EVERYTHING THAT WE
COULD POSSIBLY DO.
SO, LET'S START PUSHING THEM
TICKETS.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> IS THAT A STRESS RELIEVER?
>> BETWEEN YOU AND MY PREGNANT
WIFE, I NEED TWO OF THESE SON OF
***.
>> I WAS HERE FIRST.
JUST REMEMBER THAT.
HOW'D WE DO?
>> WE SOLD 18.
>> [BLEEP]
>> I THREW YOUR NAME OUT THERE,
SAID WE WERE WORKING FOR YOU AND
WE'RE YOUR GIRLS AND HELP US OUT
OR YOU'D HAVE MY HEAD.
>> WE'VE SOLD 137 PRESALE
TICKETS -- THREE IN RAPID CITY
AND NOW 18 IN STURGIS.
THAT'S A GRAND TOTAL OF 158
TICKETS.
WE ARE [BLEEP]
>> FULL THROTTLE!
>> YOU GOT BIG & RICH TICKETS TO
SELL?
>> YEP.
>> YOU GOT BIG & RICH TICKETS TO
SELL?
HOW MANY BIG & RICH TICKETS DID
YOU SELL?
>> I'VE SOLD FOUR.
>> I SOLD FOUR OF THEM EARLIER.
>> SOLD FOUR? TODAY?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU'VE GOT TO PUSH THEM.
>> I WILL.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY TO SELL?
>> NO.
>> [BLEEP]
>> I DIDN'T GET ANY.
>> OH!
SELL THEM.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> QUIT TALKING TO ME.
>> SOLD ANY?
>> I SOLD 12 BIG & RICH TICKETS.
>> LOOK HOW GOOD SHE IS.
>> YOU GUYS WANT TO BUY SOME
BIG & RICH TICKETS?
IT'S GONNA SELL OUT.
>> YOU READY TO START DEEJAYING
UP IN CLUB PUH-POW?
>> YEAH.
>> WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?
>> WHEN DO YOU WANT ME THERE?
>> HUH?
>> WHEN DO YOU WANT ME?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?
>> NOTHING.
NEVER DID DEEJAYING BEFORE IN MY
LIFE, SO HOPEFULLY THIS WILL
TURN OUT.
>> YOU GOT TO PUSH THE
BIG & RICH CONCERT.
IT'S HAPPENING IN THE BACK
FIELD.
>> MY DEEJAY NAME IS
ROCKAWELL COCKLE.
>> THIS IS THE NEW DEEJAY RIGHT
HERE, DEEJAY JAZZY P RIGHT HERE.
>> 4'7" WITH A 12-INCH ATTITUDE.
>> ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN, I'M GONNA INTRODUCE
TO YOU NOW, CLUB PUH-POW'S NEW
DEEJAY.
WOULD YOU PLEASE ALL WELCOME --
TAKING OVER THE MICROPHONE,
DEEJAY JAZZY P.
MAKE SOME NOISE. YEAH!
>> YEAH!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT, BROTHER.
>> IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN MAKE
A LEFT TURN AT ANY POINT.
>> ANY POIOINT?
>> MAKE A RIGHT TURN.
>> RIGHT TURN.
>> JUST DON'T EVER FOLLOW THE
STRAIGHT AND NARROW.
>> NO.
>> YOU GOT IT. ALL RIGHT.
>> SO, CRANK IT UP. HERE WE GO.
HEY! DON'T FORGET TO GET YOUR
TICKETS FOR BIG & RICH.
IT'S GONNA BE A GREAT SHOW.
ALL RIGHT!
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> BABY.
I JUST CAME FROM THAT DOUG GUY,
AND HE SAID THAT HE HAS HAD YOUR
BIKE READY TO GO SO YOU COULD
TAKE IT ON THE HOEL RI.
LIKE, YOU TOLD ME IT WAS BROKE.
YOU SAID WE COULDN'T GO BECAUSE
OF SOME AIR-RIDE THING OR
SOMETHING.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW.
I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU RIDING ON
A BIKE.
JUST -- I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU
ON THERE RIGHT NOW, BEING
PREGNANT.
>> WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST
TELL ME THAT?
>> BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WANTED TO
GO.
I KNOW YOU WANTED TO RIDE.
>> I KNOW. I COULD STILL GO.
WE STILL WENT, DIDN'T WE?
>> YEAH. WHICH WAS FINE.
WE WENT IN A TRUCK.
THAT WAS GOOD.
>> I KNOW, BUT YOU COULD HAVE
RODE YOUR BIKE.
THAT KIND OF STUFF, YOU CAN JUST
TELL ME.
JUST SAY, "I DON'T FEEL
COMFORTABLE WITH YOU DOING
THAT."
>> IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE PRETTY
GOOD AT CATCHING ME LYING, SO I
FIGURED I'D CARRY IT A LITTLE
DEEPER, WHERE YOU DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU JERK.
>> YOU KNOW, THERE'S A
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LYING AND THE
THINGS THAT YOU ACTUALLY TELL
YOUR WIFE.
I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP HER SAFE
TO AVOID ANY EXTRA CONFLICT DOWN
THE ROAD.
>> JUST TELL ME NEXT TIME.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THAT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY.
>> WELL, WE JUST HAD A TRIBUTE
HONORING OUR HEROES IN
HOT SPRINGS AND A GREAT BIG RIDE
ON SUNDAY.
ALL THE MONEY WENT TO THE STATE
VETERANS HOME.
I'M THE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR DOWN
THERE, AND THAT'S WHY I PAINTED
MY BIKE UP LIKE THAT.
>> YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.
THAT'S KILLER, MAN. I LOVE IT.
I MEAN, IT'S IMPORTANT THAT WE
ALL DO OUR PART TO SUPPORT OUR
MEN AND WOMEN IN UNIFORM.
>> BUT WHENEVER YOU HAVE TIME,
I'M GONNA BE AROUND.
I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU MY BIKE.
>> I'LL COME OVER AND CHECK IT
OUT.
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
>> JESSE, WHAT'S YOUR CRAZY
STUNT FOR TOMORROW?
IS IT STILL A SECRET?
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S FUNNY YOU ASK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
'CAUSE I JUST HAD AN IDEA.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT. [BLEEP]
Y'ALL HANG TIGHT.
LET ME KNOCK SOME THINGS OUT
THAT I GOT TO DO.
ARE Y'ALL GONNA BE AROUND FOR A
LITTLE BIT?
>> THANK YOU, BROTHER.
>> I'LL COME OUT.
I GOT TO GO TAKE CARE OF SOME
THINGS REAL QUICK.
>> THANK YOU.
>> LYNN.
LYNN.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
I NEED YOU TO WAKE UP AND DO
SOMETHING FOR ME.
WHERE CAN I THROW THIS BACON?
THERE WE GO. HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ] ALL RIGHT.
YOU LOOK GOOD IN THE MORNING,
LYNN.
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU'RE SUCH A
MORNING PERSON.
I NEED SOMETHING SHAPED LIKE
THIS, SOME TEETH LIKE THIS, AND
A HINGE RIGHT HERE.
AND WHEN THIS PULLS UP, THERE
NEEDS TO BE A ROPE HERE.
>> WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT OUT OF
THEM OLD PLYMOUTH CAR HOODS OUT
BACK.
I MEAN, I'M JUST BRAINSTORMING
HERE.
>> YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT, THOUGH?
>> HOW BIG DO YOU WANT?
>> I WANT IT DAMN -- JUST
IMAGINE JACKYL JAWS.
JUST THINK JACKYL JAWS.
>> YEAH, I GOT YOU.
>> I WILL MAKE THAT.
>> HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
EVERYTHING GOOD?
>> YEAH.
>> MAN, I HATE TO HAVE TO DO
THIS TO YOU.
THIS YEAR, WE'RE COMING UP
FARTHER WITH THE STAGE, UP ABOVE
THE LINE.
LET ME JUST SHOW YOU UP HERE
WHERE WE'RE LOOKING AT GOING.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN UP THERE AND
LOOKED?
>> YEAH. WE ALREADY FOUND A
SPOT.
>> JUST GONNA GO UP THERE AND GO
RIGHT ON THAT SIDE UP THERE.
>> YEAH, OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
WELL, I APPRECIATE Y'ALL BEING
COOL ABOUT IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU GOT IT, MAN.
>> I APPRECIATE Y'ALL'S PATIENCE
AND UNDERSTANDING.
AND Y'ALL GRAB YOUR SPACE UP
THERE AND MAKE IT YOUR OWN, AND
WE'LL ROCK IT.
THANKS, GUYS.
>> LADIES.
GATES FOR THE BIG & RICH CONCERT
OPEN IN ABOUT 40 MINUTES.
TYPICALLY, IN THE PAST, WE'VE
HAD LINES WAITING TO GET IN, SO
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED RIGHT NOW
THAT I DON'T HAVE A LINE WAITING
TO GET IN, SO...
BUT YOUR BIG-GIRL *** ON,
AND LET'S JUST GET THIS
ROCK 'N' ROLLING.
>> OKAY.
>> YEP.
>> WHOO!
>> WHERE'S THE DAMN...
>> MIKEY, MIKEY, MIKEY, MIKEY,
MIKEY.
HEY, NA-HA!
>> HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
>> IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
>> HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
HOW YOU DOING?
>> HOW ARE YOU?
>> GOOD, GOOD.
BIG KENNY'S BEEN A LIFELONG FAN
OF THE FULL THROTTLE.
THEY'RE GONNA PUT ON ONE HELL OF
A SHOW TONIGHT.
HE'S GOT A GOOD CROWD OUT THERE,
BUT JESSE AND I NEED A DAMN
GREAT CROWD TO GET OUT OF THIS
ONE.
>> YOU KNOW JOHN.
>> I HAVEN'T EVER MET JOHN.
MICHAEL BALLARD.
>> NICE TO SEE YOU, MAN.
THANKS FOR HAVING US, BROTHER.
>> YEAH, I'M GLAD TO HAVE YOU.
>> THESE ARE THE GUYS BUILT THE
SIGN.
>> YEAH, MAN.
I'M GLAD TO HAVE YOU HERE.
GONNA BE A FUN NIGHT.
>> WHOO!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> WHOO! WHOO!
>> EVERYBODY'S GONNA GET DOWN IN
THEIR TOWN.
>> THIS SHOULD BE A FUN NIGHT,
MAN.
>> WE'LL STRAP IT ON THEM FOR
YOU.
>> OH, I KNOW YOU WILL. I KNOW.
>> THERE SHOULD BE THOUSANDS OF
PEOPLE HERE, BUT THERE'S NOT.
WE'RE REALLY NOT RINGING A LOT
ON THE REGISTERS.
>> WE'VE SOLD MAYBE ABOUT 10 OR
11 DRINKS, SO IT IS A LITTLE
SLOW RIGHT NOW.
>> BIG & RICH!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> WHAT?
WHO? THERE AIN'T NOBODY IN THE
FIELD.
>> THEY'RE PARKED OUT THERE.
I'M TELLING YOU -- IT'S JUST --
>> WHO'S PARKED OUT THERE?
THE COURTYARD'S EMPTY.
THE FIELD'S EMPTY.
WHERE THE [BLEEP] ARE THE PEOPLE
AT?
>> THEY'RE PARKED OUT THERE.
YOU CAN'T GO NOWHERE.
>> THERE MAY BE A LOT OF PEOPLE
UP IN THAT PARKING LOT RIGHT
NOW.
THEY'RE NOT MAKING THEIR WAY
BACK TO THE BIG & RICH CONCERT.
I KNOW WHAT I GOT TO DO.
>> FULL THROTTLE!
>> WHO'S PARKED OUT THERE?
THE COURTYARD'S EMPTY.
THE FIELD'S EMPTY.
>> THEY'RE PARKED ALL THE WAY UP
TO OUR TRASH PILE OUT THERE AND
THEY'RE PARKED IN FRONT OF --
>> WHO? WHERE THE [BLEEP] ARE
THEY?
THERE AIN'T NOBODY IN THE FIELD.
THERE MAY BE A LOT OF PEOPLE UP
IN THAT PARKING LOT RIGHT NOW,
BUT ONE THING'S FOR CERTAIN --
THEY'RE NOT MAKING THEIR WAY
BACK TO THE BIG & RICH CONCERT.
I KNOW WHAT I GOT TO DO.
YOU'RE NOT LEAVING, ARE YOU?
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR PARKING
SPACE?
>> YES, SIR.
>> YOU LOOKING FOR PARKING SPACE
FOR BIG & RICH?
Y'ALL ENJOY YOURSELF.
RIGHT UP THIS ROAD RIGHT HERE IS
BIG & RICH.
GO RIGHT UP THERE, AND THEY'LL
HOOK YOU RIGHT IN.
BIG & RICH TICKETS ARE RIGHT UP
THIS WAY.
YEAH, YOU COME THIS WAY, PLEASE.
WHERE'S MY DAMN PARKING PERSON
AT?
I'M TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO GO
UP TO THE BIG & RICH TICKET BOX
OFFICE.
THEY DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY'RE
GOING, AND NOBODY'S STANDING
HERE DIRECTING THEM.
BIG & RICH BOX OFFICE IS RIGHT
AROUND THIS WAY.
JUST FOLLOW IT RIGHT AROUND
THESE STEPS HERE.
FOLLOW THIS ROAD RIGHT TO THE
BOX OFFICE.
THANKS, GUYS.
I'M RIGHT AT THE CORNER -- YOU
KNOW WHERE THE BUS STOP IS?
I GOT TO HAVE TWO BODIES OUT
HERE IN THIS PARKING LOT TO HELP
ME GET THINGS TOGETHER.
>> HEY, JESSE IS NEEDING TWO
GUYS DOWN BY THE CABIN OFFICE,
IN THAT CORNER RIGHT THERE.
HE SAID IT'S A NIGHTMARE UP
THERE.
>> WHERE'S MY GUY AT?
WHY IS HE OVER THERE?
I NEED HIM OVER HERE.
COME HERE.
>> LET'S GO!
>> RIGHT THERE, BRO.
>> JACKYL!
>> THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
>> WHY?
>> I NEED A MAN AND I NEED HIM
IN AN ORANGE SHIRT AND I WANT
HIM TO HAVE A VOICE ON HIM.
>> SHE'S A POLICE OFFICER.
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE CAN BE LOUD.
>> OKAY, THEN GET ME SOMEBODY
THAT CAN -- PLEASE DON'T PUT --
JUST GET ME SOMEBODY THAT'S GOT
SOME AUTHORITY.
I'M NOT TRYING TO TELL YOU HOW
TO DO YOUR JOB, SO DON'T GET
YOUR FEELINGS HURT.
>> I'M NOT GETTING MY FEELINGS
HURT.
>> I'M JUST SAYING I WANT
SOMEBODY THAT'S GOT A LOUD VOICE
TO DAMN GET OVER HERE AND START
DIRECTING PEOPLE, 'CAUSE I'VE
BEEN SITTING HERE FOR AN HOUR
WAITING ON SOME HELP.
>> GOTCHA.
>> OKAY.
>> YEAH!
>> FULL THROTTLE ROCKS!
>> ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS READY?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BIG & RICH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> AT THIS POINT, THEY DON'T
HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE OUT IN THE
FIELD TO EVEN FILL UP A DAMN
HIGH-SCHOOL GYM.
IF IT STAYS THIS WAY, WE ARE
SCREWED.
>> WHOO!
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> WHOO!
>> WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?
WE ARE VERY CLEAR ON WHAT OUR
BARTENDERS CAN AND CANNOT DO.
THERE IS A FINE LINE NOT TO
CROSS.
THEY CAN BE SEXY AND THEY CAN
SHAKE THAT THING, BUT THEY
CANNOT CROSS THAT LINE.
GET THAT SHOT GIRL AND TAKE HER
*** OVER TO SHAWN'S OFFICE RIGHT
NOW.
>> PAT SAID TAKE YOU TO THE
OFFICE, SO...
>> I'M A BARTENDER.
I'M NOT A SHOT GIRL.
BUT I HAVE TO DO SHOTS FOR THEM.
YEAH, EVERYBODY ELSE IS, TOO.
THE OTHER GIRL THE OTHER NIGHT
WAS DOING [BLEEP] SHOTS.
OF COURSE, I GET PULLED BY
SECURITY AND YELLED AT.
>> WERE YOU AT ORIENTATION?
>> YES.
>> OKAY. DID YOU LISTEN TO
MICHAEL BALLARD'S ATTORNEY,
TELLING THE GIRLS HOW THEY COULD
DO SHOTS, HOW THEY COULDN'T DO
SHOTS?
DID YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THAT?
>> I DID.
EVERYTHING'S NEW TO ME.
SHOT GIRL'S EVEN NEW TO ME.
>> NOT AN EXCUSE.
IF THEY DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES
AND THE EXPECTATIONS THAT WE
HAVE AT FULL THROTTLE...
ARE YOU CHECKED OUT?
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CHECKED
OUT"?
>> ...THEN THEY GET FIRED.
>> YES, MA'AM. YES, MA'AM.
>> ***!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> WHO HAS MY GUITAR?
I JUST GOT THAT GUITAR!
THEY'RE LIGHTING MY GUITAR ON
FIRE!
THAT'S MY GUITAR!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
DUDE, I JUST GOT THAT GUITAR!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> MAN, THAT'S ONLY A QUARTER OF
THE 4,000 PEOPLE THAT WE NEEDED
JUST TO BREAK EVEN.
>> GOOD NIGHT, STURGIS!
>> FULL THROTTLE!
>> THE CONCERT'S JUST ENDING.
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE DRUNK.
I WANT TO GET THEM OFF THAT
FIELD AND DOWN TO THE VINCE NEIL
CONCERT TO REALLY MAKE THAT
CONCERT WORTH ITS WHILE.
>> WHOO!
>> SOMETHING'S [BLEEP] UP WITH
THIS BIG & RICH DEAL.
WE GOT TO FIGURE IT OUT.
BIG & RICH SELL OUT EVERY
[BLEEP] VENUE THEY PLAY, SO WHAT
HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT HAS GOT TO
BE OUR FAULT.
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO FIGURE IT
OUT.
LET'S GET THROUGH THIS ONE.
LET'S GET THE BILLS PAID.
I MEAN, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT ANY
REASON FOR MARKETING.
I MEAN, THE ONLY THING I CAN
THINK ABOUT IS -- THERE'S JUST
SO MUCH STUFF GOING ON.
>> YEAH, BUT THE INSIDE OF THE
THROTTLE'S PACKED.
>> I KNOW.
>> IF BIG & RICH HAD BEEN MY
IDEA, BALLARD WOULD BE UP MY ***
SO FAR RIGHT NOW.
I'M SITTING HERE FEELING [BLEEP]
ON BIG & RICH.
>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT
THIS IS MY LIVELIHOOD THIS WEEK
AND I'M DOWN AND THEN THAT HIT
ME IN THE ***.
WE NEED TO GO OUT THERE AND PUSH
THE [BLEEP] OUT OF THIS LIQUOR
TONIGHT AND MAKE UP SOME OF THIS
MONEY.
>> "WE NEED TO GET OUT IN THE
BAR.
WE NEED TO RECOUP SOME OF THIS
MONEY."
WE DON'T OWN THAT BAR.
BALLARD OWNS THAT BAR.
MY HAVING THAT 100K IS GONE, AND
IT STINGS.
THAT'S BULL[BLEEP]
>> HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
>> GOD, I HATE IT.
I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE IT,
I [BLEEP] HATE IT.
>> WHAT THE [BLEEP]
JESSE.
>> NEXT TIME ON
"FULL THROTTLE SALOON"...
>> HEY, YOU CRAZY [BLEEP]
HOW YOU DOING TONIGHT?
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> I NEED YOU PUSHING SHOTS
TONIGHT.
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
>> IT'S $1 SHOTS.
BLACKBERRY'S THE BEST.
>> THEY DIDN'T BRING THAT LIQUOR
TODAY.
>> HELL, I ORDERED 20 CASES.
>> I KNOW, BUT THEY DIDN'T BRING
IT.
HOT DAMN, THIS THING IS BAD-***.
SAY HELLO TO YOUR LITTLE FRIEND!
>> IT IS JACKYL NIGHT AT
FULL THROTTLE SALOON, BABY.
>> I'VE BUSTED MY *** ALL DAY
[BLEEP] LONG TRYING TO PULL THIS
DAY TOGETHER.
>> THE LIGHT RIG STARTED GOING.
[ SCREAMING ]
>> CAN I MAKE MY JESSE JAMES
BOURBON COME OUT OF THIS?
>> THAT'S A GIVEN.
>> HE'S GONNA DIE ON JACKYL
NIGHT.
>> HOLY [BLEEP]
THAT IS...AAH!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]