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- HEY, I WAS WATCHING Y'ALL BEFORE I STARTED THE SHOW,
I WAS BACK THERE WATCHING YOU ON MY TV,
AND YOU WERE DANCING, AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. IT MAKES ME HAPPY.
[cheers and applause]
I SAW A LOT OF FAMILIAR MOVES,
AND THEN I SAW MOVES
THAT NO ONE IN THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN.
[laughter]
A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY COMING TO A TAPING OF MY SHOW
IS LIKE GOING TO A DANCE PARTY,
WHICH MAKES ME REALIZE
I SHOULD START CHARGING ADMISSION.
[laughter]
IT'S STILL FREE.
THE GREAT THING ABOUT A DANCE PARTY,
HERE'S THE KEY TO IT.
YOU HAVE TO PICK THE RIGHT MUSIC.
EVERY DAY, YOU GOT TO-- ON THIS SHOW,
WE PAY SO MUCH ATTENTION TO THE DANCE MUSIC WE PLAY HERE.
AND TODAY, I AM VERY HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE
THAT I'M COMING OUT WITH A COMPILATION CD
THAT FEATURES A LOT OF MY FAVORITE SONGS.
AND THE NAME OF THE CD
IS "ELLEN'S I'M GONNA MAKE YOU DANCE JAMS."
[cheers and applause]
AND IF THESE SONGS DON'T MAKE YOU DANCE, NOTHING WILL.
SO I THOUGHT I'D SHARE A FEW OF THE TRACKS
TO SHOW YOU HOW THEY AFFECT SOME OF MY AUDIENCE MEMBERS.
HERE'S ONE OF MY AUDIENCE MEMBERS
DANCING TO TRACK NUMBER 4, "MUSIC" BY MADONNA.
- [singing] MUSIC
MIX THE BOURGEOISIE
AND THE REBEL
DON'T THINK OF YESTERDAY
AND I DON'T LOOK AT THE CLOCK
I LIKE TO BOOGIE WOOGIE
[laughter]
IT'S LIKE RIDIN' ON THE WIND AND IT NEVER GOES AWAY
BUT SHE'S EVERYTHING I'M IN
[cheers and applause]
I CALL THAT MOVE "THE LINDA."
I'M NOT SURE IF THAT'S HER NAME,
BUT IT FEELS RIGHT TO ME TO CALL IT THE LINDA.
HERE'S AN AUDIENCE MEMBER DANCING TO TRACK NUMBER 10,
"NOW THAT WE FOUND LOVE."
- [singing] NOW THAT WE FOUND FOUND LOVE
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH IT?
COME ON, HEAR ME, COME ON, HEAR ME
I DIG THE WAY YOU WIGGLE
YOU DON'T JIGGLE ONCE YOU JIGGLE
SO HAND OVER YOUR LOVE 'CAUSE IT'S HEAVIER
[cheers and applause]
- I--
I HAVE A FEELING HE WAS DANCING TO A DIFFERENT SONG IN HIS HEAD,
PROBABLY SOMETHING MORE LIKE THIS.
[dreamy R&B music]
[cheers and applause]
- AND...
FINALLY, HERE'S A DANCER FROM TODAY'S AUDIENCE
DANCING TO TRACK NUMBER 9, "CAR WASH."
[all singing] WORK AND WORK
- KEEP THOSE WAXIN' MACHINES HUMMING
- WORK AND WORK
- MY FINGERS TO THE BONE
- WORK AND WORK
- KEEP UP
- [laughs]
[cheers and applause]
A LOT OF GREAT TRACKS ON HERE,
AND YOU CAN GO ONLINE TO PREORDER IT NOW.
THE CD WILL BE AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE ON 11/11.
BUT NO ONE IN MY AUDIENCE HAS TO WAIT,
'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL GOING HOME WITH A COPY TODAY.
[cheers and applause]
AND NOW WE COME BACK.