Tip:
Highlight text to annotate it
X
Hello! Hi! Um so this is just kind of another random video I guess
I feel like I haven't updated you guys in a really long time so this is just a
*skype noise* Sorry
One second, hang on...
Right...
So as most of you are aware I've been in America, I've been
living there, working for this really cool company
*Skype noise*
Hang on...
Sorry, two seconds... this is
so awkward! (clicks to end skype)
And for the most part um
it's been really lovely so I definitely can't complain
Craig: "Oi, don't you ignore me... FULL SCREEN PLEASE! Elle (at the same time) Craig, what are you doing on my computer, how are you there?
I have an amazing idea that will simply astound you...
I made sure to block you so how are you on my computer? Craig: Computer hacking science magic, okay?
Okay, why can't I hang up?
Picture this... You're driving down the freeway in your favourite car, okay? Your friends are kicking it in the front
seat you're jamming it in the back seat. I don't know how that works, don't ask questions- just listen!
okay?
the music ends, the DJ comes on
he talks some inane nonsense and takes you completely out of the moment Elle: Craig...
You probably hate the DJ now. You want him to be not so talky
but you know, he doesn't even play your favourite jam. I know what you're thinking and yes, I have started
my very own internet radio station!
Elle: I'm not interested in any of your
invention ideas
I wasn't interested then, I'm not interested now. Just stop calling me
And you know what it's called? Pause for dramatic effect....
Biscuit FM!
Biscuit FM?
I wasn't interested in "Fondant Fancy FM" I'm not interested in Biscuit FM. GO AWAY CRAIG. Craig: I'll play you the advert... GO!
Ginger Nut Hour!
Non stop Simply Red for
forty-five minutes plus fifteen minutes adverts.
Biscuit FM.
Oreo Wednesdays. Non stop music from white people who pretend to be black!
Chocolate finger fridays!
Crumbin' up your ears!
Biscuit FM!
You can't just use my face in your adverts Craig. You have to ask me before you do that! Okay? That's not right! You can't do that! Craig: I took the liberty of pre-empting your enthusiasm for this
project so no need to thank me! it's alright!
I'm calling the police
right now and you can talk to them, okay? Cos I'm not dealing with this anymore.
C: Ha! That won't work... you're in America! E: I'm not in America Craig, C: Even if they call us, all our police are asleep! E: I'm in England. C: What?
I'M IN
ENGLAND.
well, uh
uh... I'll put you down as a maybe, anyway, gotta go byeeeeee
Right, so
that's another video ruined
so I guess I'm just gonna start again, so... great.