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I'm Woman vs. Wild
Today, Woman vs. Wild in McDonald's
I ate 1022 kcal
It's a quite high proportion for
this place I'm in, so
I probably won't survive
Doesn't make any sense, but, well, it's a surreal video
Let's look for this place...
I'm as lost as Britney Spears' ***
To arrive to the place you're looking for
the trick is:
You don't have to look to anywhere
That's the way you find it
Well, it turns out that
one day, Clara and I were at Hipercor (the mall)
Making up and...
Making up and those things one usually does at Hipercor
So well, girl, keep walking
So
well, er,
then,
Clara started to put on some eyeliner
And I put on lipstick
And the assistant came
And I ran away
But Clara stayed there putting eyeliner on, scrounging it
And the lady says
{La vieja'l visillo}
"Are you looking for eyeliners?"
And Clara... "Yeah... err... How much is this one?"
The woman went to look up the price
And 15 minutes later, she said
"30€"
"Oh... I'm not interested"
And that's where the story ends
Let's see if we can repeat it today
Not *** funny
Not *** funny
Consequences of hiring monkeys to record
I'm making up now, cause, actually, this moring I didn't do it very well
I think I pissed that thing off
Look, the one who lost her ***
Who lost what?
Her *** Oh, right
Her *** Oh, right
Let's smell like a ***
Hey, I like it Well, I don't know if I like it
I don't know whether I like it or it's disgusting
Dunno if I like it...
Especially, after saying it's for ***
It smells like Autan, do you remember Autan?
They could say "over there" or whatever Do you want me to tell the story?
They could say "over there" or whatever Do you want me to tell the story?
Yeah, hahaha
Well, that guy is an ***, I asked him
"Hello, where can I buy a folder?"
"At Hipercor or El Corte Inglés"
It's like, you go to Mercadona (a supermarket)
"Hello, where can I buy pasta?"
"At Mercadona"
Oh, thanks!
Look, once, we went shopping
We paid, my father picked up the stuff
And my mother saw a very very expensive purchase
What the ***? She look and he had bought coloured toilet paper
Then, you pooped and... You didn't know when you stopped staining!
Well, finally, after years and years, we got to the folders
It would be cool if they sold orange pens separately
Cause I use an orange pen instead of a red one
All of them falling upon me
Yay!
It's a ***
Instead of helping Clara, I'm *** her up, recording this video
Well
Let's look at the other place where they sell it
OK, let's look at the other place, what was it called?
What place was it?
Where do they sell folders?
Now, at El Corte Inglés, we sell
Nothing
With 25% discount
Oh, hair conditioner
Which one works for split ends? This one
And if you use this one too, icing on the cake
And if you use this one too, icing on the cake
My mother's going to kill me, she's going to say "I didn't allow you to buy conditioner!"
My mother's going to kill me, she's going to say "I didn't allow you to buy conditioner!"
We already know where to buy the folders
On basement floor
I think they cheated on me... I'll denounce them if this doesn't work. I want this ends to be perfect
I'm still troubled about that thing called "pitiflú"
That man fooled me, he said "The orange ones are the only ones with 4 rings"
Well, no assistant here, we can't pay, we're running away the commodity
We're at a crossroads What if it beeps?... I'll die of shame
Well, if it beeps, I'll say "Finally, someone to serve me"
He's talking, he's not looking at you
So I get out as if...
Yeah
If it beeps, Dani...
Let's have a try
Try
There's the exit
You fools!
It's impossible I spent all my childhood
Trying
Trying
And I never could
And I never could
I once could!
I once could!
There was this woman with a cart. A normal shopping cart from a supermarket.
She was carrying a lot of stuff and my mother said to her
"Where did you buy it? It's so useful!" and the woman said "Er... yeah... buy..."
"Where did you buy it? It's so useful!" and the woman said "Er... yeah... buy..."
It smells of ***. Of rotten fish!
*** Thank god I put on *** perfume
*** Thank god I put on *** perfume
It neutralizes it somehow
It comes from a strong acid, a weak acid
It neutralizes
Fish is dissolved in water, the *** isn't
So, the *** doesn't suffer hydrolysis
And the media is fishy
Where do you take the bus stop?
Catch the bus, graphic depiction
How to catch the bus
There's another one, you have to catch it
Hi She stood up staring at you...
It's soaked!
God
God, you have problems