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Announcer: ARCHIE'S DATE WITH FATE...
IT'S COMING.
NOTHING CAN STOP IT.
THERE'S NO WAY TO AVOID...
ARCHIE'S DATE WITH FATE!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY DIC ENTERTAINMENT AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
♪ WHAT'S THAT SOUND? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S ♪
♪ MYSTERIES ♪
♪ WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS TOWN? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S ♪
♪ MYSTERIES ♪
♪ WHO IS GONNA CRACK THE CASE? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S ♪
♪ MYSTERIES ♪
♪ THAT REDHEAD WITH THE FRECKLED FACE ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S ♪
♪ MYSTERIES ♪
♪ THINGS ARE GETTIN' WEIRD IN RIVERDALE ♪
♪ HEY, WHAT'S THAT SOUND? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S ♪
♪ MYSTERIES ♪
♪ WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS TOWN? ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S ♪
♪ MYSTERIES ♪
♪ ARCHIE, REGGIE ♪
♪ VERONICA, BETTY ♪
♪ JUGHEAD, TOO ♪
♪ WEIRD ♪
♪ ARCHIE'S WEIRD MYSTERIES ♪
Dilton: TODAY AS WE EMBARK ON A NEW ERA--
JUGHEAD, TAKE THE LENS CAP OFF.
OOPS. SORRY.
THERE WE GO.
HI, MOM!
AS I WAS SAYING:
TODAY AS WE EMBARK ON A NEW ERA OF HUMAN EXPLORATION,
I AM REMINDED OF THE GREAT WORDS OF NEIL ARMSTRONG.
HEY!
UH, DILTON, IF YOU DON'T SPEED US UP,
JUGHEAD AND I ARE GOING TO BE LATE
FOR OUR FIRST CLASS.
QUITE SO.
OF COURSE, IF THIS EXPERIMENT WORKS,
YOU'LL NEVER BE LATE FOR CLASS AGAIN.
AHH.
Archie: DILTON!
AHEM. THIS HISTORIC MORNING MARKS THE FIRST TIME
I, DILTON DOILEY, WILL TEST MY NEW INVENTION:
THE TIME BELT.
I WILL BE ASSISTED BY MY FRIEND ARCHIE ANDREWS
WHO WILL MAKE THE ACTUAL JOURNEY THROUGH TIME.
[CLEARS THROAT OSTENTATIOUSLY]
AND FURTHER ASSISTANCE PROVIDED BY JUGHEAD JONES
USING HIS MOTHER'S VIDEO CAMERA.
ARCHIE, COMMENCE YOUR JOURNEY TO THE FUTURE.
15 SECONDS INTO THE FUTURE, TO BE EXACT.
[ELECTRONIC HUM]
HUH?!
WHOA!
AH, SO...READ ANY GOOD BOOKS LATELY?
ARCHIE? ARCHIE!
ARCHIE!
BUDDY, SPEAK TO US!
DID ANYONE GET THE LICENSE PLATE
OF THE STEAMROLLER THAT RAN OVER ME?
I'M OK, BUT I THINK THERE'S STILL A FEW KINKS IN YOUR TIME BELT
THAT NEED TO BE WORKED OUT, DILTON.
I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED THE EQUATIONS CLOSER,
BUILT MORE SAFEGUARDS,
MADE SURE THE TIME BELT WAS SAFER.
RELAX. DOING ALL THAT STUFF WOULDN'T MAKE A DIFFERENCE.
THAT TIME BELT WAS DESTINED TO GO KABLOOEY.
ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT CAUSALITY DOESN'T EXIST
AND EVERY EVENT IS PREORDAINED?!
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT,
BUT I DO KNOW THAT IF SOMETHING IS MEANT TO BE,
YOU CAN'T STOP IT FROM HAPPENING.
IT'S FATE.
THAT MAY BE TRUE FOR YOU, JUGHEAD,
BUT I'M IN CHARGE OF MY LIFE.
I MAKE MY OWN FUTURE.
FREE WILL AND PREDESTINATION ASIDE,
I VOW TO COMPLETELY REDESIGN MY TIME TRAVEL INVENTION
TO MAKE IT SAFER.
IF YOU'RE DESTINED TO MAKE THE THING WORK SAFER, YOU WILL!
WELL, IF WE DON'T HURRY,
WE'LL BOTH BE DESTINED TO BE LATE FOR CLASS.
HMM.
WHOA!
[CLANGING]
WHY RUSH?
IF WE'RE MEANT TO MAKE IT TO CLASS ON TIME, WE WILL.
I MAKE MY OWN DESTINY,
AND NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME
FROM GETTING TO CLASS ON TIME. NOTHING!
MR. ANDREWS, MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU IN MY OFFICE?
BUT--
IT'S LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU.
YOU CAN'T FIGHT FATE.
MR. WEATHERBEE, IF THIS WAS ABOUT THE EXORCISM
IN THE LUNCHROOM YESTERDAY,
IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.
MISS BEASLEY'S TUNA SURPRISE SEEMED, WELL,
ESPECIALLY EVIL, AND--
OH, YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE, ARCHIE.
NOT LIKE FINNEY WELLS HERE
WHO BROKE INTO 20 SCHOOL LOCKERS THIS MORNING.
BUT, DUDE, I NEEDED MONEY FOR NACHOS AT POP TATE'S TONIGHT.
HE'S FAILED THE 12th GRADE TWICE,
BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO PICK LOCKS.
I'LL DEAL WITH YOU IN JUST A MOMENT.
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU, ARCHIE.
HUH?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
IT MEANS CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER.
THE INTERNATIONAL JOURNALISM SOCIETY HAS AWARDED YOU
A FULL SCHOLARSHIP TO STUDY IN EUROPE NEXT YEAR.
STUDY IN EUROPE FOR MY ENTIRE SENIOR YEAR?
LEAVE RIVERDALE AND ALL MY FRIENDS?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER NOW.
THE DEADLINE IS FRIDAY.
HERE. I'LL WRITE YOU A TARDY EXCUSE FOR CLASS.
SO I HAVE TO DECIDE BY FRIDAY
WETHER I'LL TAKE THE SCHOLARSHIP.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DECIDE.
THE STARS HAVE ALREADY FORETOLD WHAT WILL HAPPEN.
[MUNCHING]
READ YOUR HOROSCOPE.
MORE OF YOUR SILLY FATE NONSENSE?
ALL RIGHT, I'LL BITE.
"A BALD, PUDGY MAN WILL OFFER YOU A CHANCE TO TRAVEL."
SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JUGHEAD!
ONE PREDICTION COMES TRUE! BIG DEAL!
READ THE REST.
THERE'S MORE...
YOU SHOULD KNOW.
"BEWARE SPORTING ACTIVITIES.
TODAY IS AN AWFUL DAY THAT WILL SEEM TO GO ON FOREVER."
BUNK!
SCOFF IF YOU MUST,
BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY,
YOU CAN'T CHANGE FATE.
ALL THIS FATE MUMBO-JUMBO MIGHT BE FINE FOR YOU,
BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THIS ISN'T AN AWFUL DAY.
VERONICA,
I'M TRYING TO PROVE A POINT TO JUGHEAD.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME TONIGHT?
LET ME THINK ABOUT IT.
HMM. I'D LOVE TO, ARCHIEKINS.
SEE, JUGHEAD?
THERE'S NO WAY I CAN HAVE AN AWFUL DAY
WHEN I'M GOING TO HAVE A DATE WITH VERONICA.
SO MUCH FOR YOUR SILLY IDEAS ABOUT FATE.
UNH!
UHHH.
SORRY, ARCHIE! YOU OK?
"BEWARE SPORTING ACTIVITIES."
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DID I MISS?
JUST A FELLOW VAINLY FIGHTING FATE.
HUH?
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, ARCHIE.
REALLY SORRY.
JUST ONE MORE MINOR ADJUSTMENT.
THERE.
I BETTER SCAN THIS TO SEE IF I'VE FINALLY MANAGED
TO STABILIZE THE TIME BELT'S CHRONO-FIELDS.
[BEEP]
[CLICKING]
I HATE TO DO IT,
BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT DEFEAT.
THE TIME BELT IS TOO BIG A PROBLEM TO BE SOLVED.
[BELL RINGS]
THAT'S IT!
THE TIME BELT IS TOO BIG TO BE STABLE!
IF I MAKE A SMALLER TIME DEVICE,
THE CHRONO-FIELDS CAN BE CONTAINED
WITH A TIGHTER FOCUS. IT COULD WORK!
TO THINK THAT ALL I HAD TO DO
WAS EMBED THE LOGARITHMS FOR TIME TRAVEL
IN THESE MICROCHIPS, AND SHIELD THEM
WITH A COAT OF MAGENITE.
[DRILL BUZZES]
AT LAST! IT IS DONE!
I HAVE CREATED THE ULTIMATE IN TIME TRAVEL DEVICES:
THE CHRONO-FIELD GENERATOR!
WHOA.
THESE DRAMATIC MOMENTS OF SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY
ARE MORE SATISFYING WHEN THERE IS ACTUALLY SOMEONE TO WITNESS YOUR TRIUMPH.
HMM.
I KNOW! I'LL FIND ARCHIE!
DUDE, GIVE ME SOME MONEY. I'M BROKE.
I NEED SOME NACHOS.
DO YOU MIND, FINNEY? I'M ON A DATE.
IF YOU NEED MONEY, GO TO THE BANK.
LOUSY ARCHIE ANDREWS!
ROTTEN RIVERDALE!
I HATE THIS TOWN AND EVERYONE IN IT!
I'M INTRODUCING A NEW ITEM ON THE MENU--
THE MONSTER CHOCOLATE CHUG-A-LUG MUG FULL OF SHAKE.
TRY OUT YOUR FIRST MUG FOR FREE.
IT'S BIG ENOUGH TO FEED A FAMILY OF 4!
THANKS, POP.
[SLURPING]
POP, GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE OF THESE DELICIOUS
MONSTER CHOCOLATE CHUG-A-LUG MUGFULLS OF SHAKE.
OH!
THANKS FOR GOING OUT WITH ME TONIGHT.
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
OH, ARCHIEKINS, I JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOU'RE COMPLIMENTARY.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL I AM.
WOW.
ARCHIE, I DID IT!
I DESIGNED AN ENTIRELY NEW TIME TRAVEL DEVICE
WITHOUT THE FLAWS OF THE TIME BELT.
THAT'S GREAT, DILTON!
DO YOU MIND?!
WE WERE HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION!
I EVEN MANAGED TO COMPRESS THE WHOLE DESIGN
INTO A SMALL, HAND-HELD DEVICE.
BEHOLD! THE CHRONO-FIELD GENERATOR!
COOL!
Veronica: I'M SURE NO ONE HERE IS INTERESTED
IN YOUR SILLY, CRUMB-FILLED FRIGERATOR.
OH. I'M SORRY. AM I INTRUDING?
YES!
I WAS JUST SO EXCITED ABOUT FIXING THE PROBLEMS WITH MY DESIGN
THAT I WANTED TO SHARE IT.
I'LL GO.
WAIT! DILTON, DON'T GO!
WHY WERE YOU SO RUDE TO DILTON?
YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THAT GEEK THAN ME!
YOU CAN BE SO SELF-CENTERED SOMETIMES.
I DON'T HAVE TO STAY HERE
AND TAKE YOUR INSULTS.
VERONICA!
YOU CAN'T FIGHT FATE.
I'M STILL THE MASTER OF MY OWN DESTINY,
AND I'M GOING TO GET VERONICA BACK HERE.
UH!
ARCHIE, I'VE BEEN ROBBED!
SOME PUNK GRABBED THE CHRONO-FIELD GENERATOR FROM ME.
WE'RE ALL IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.
AHH.
SNAP OUT OF IT, ARCHIE!
WE HAVE TO GET IT BACK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
[TAPE REWINDING]
WHY RUSH?
IT'S LIKE I KEEP TELLING YOU.
YOU CAN'T FIGHT FATE.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
I MAKE MY OWN DESTINY,
AND NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME
FROM GETTING TO CLASS ON TIME. NOTHING!
HEY. THIS SEEMS AWFULLY FAMILIAR.
HUH? SAY, JUGHEAD,
DID YOU EVER HAVE THE FEELING YOU WERE LIVING THROUGH
THE SAME EXPERIENCE A SECOND TIME AND--[GASP]
MR. ANDREWS, MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU IN MY OFFICE?
THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE. I'M SURE OF IT.
IT MEANS CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER.
THE INTERNATIONAL JOURNALISM SOCIETY HAS AWARDED YOU
A FULL SCHOLARSHIP TO STUDY IN EUROPE NEXT YEAR.
UH, MR. WEATHERBEE,
ARE YOU SURE WE HAVEN'T ALREADY HAD THIS CONVERSATION?
IT'S STRANGE. THIS WHOLE DAY IS SO FAMILIAR.
IT'S LIKE SOMEONE PUT A DEJÁ VOODOO ON ME OR SOMETHING.
READ THIS. IT MIGHT HELP.
I KNOW. "A BALD PUDGY MAN WILL OFFER YOU A CHANCE TO TRAVEL.
"BEWARE SPORTING ACTIVITIES.
TODAY IS AN AWFUL DAY THAT WILL SEEM TO GO ON FOREVER."
INTERESTING, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT GOING ON.
WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THE DAY IS REPEATING ITSELF?
IF I'M RIGHT, VERONICA SHOULD BE COMING OUT THOSE DOORS
RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
VERONICA, DO YOU REMEMBER MY ASKING YOU OUT TONIGHT?
I THINK I'D REMEMBER THAT,
BUT IT'S A GREAT IDEA, ARCHIEKINS.
THAT'S NOT REALLY WHAT I MEANT.
OOF!
[SIGHS] NEVER MIND.
ARCHIEKINS, WHY ARE YOU HOLDING ONTO THE MUG SO TIGHTLY?
LET'S JUST SAY I DON'T WANT
A MONSTER-CHOCOLATE-CHUG-A-LUG- MUG-FULL-OF-SHAKE SHAMPOO AFTER DILTON SHOWS UP.
RELAX! LET GO OF THE MUG!
[GRUNTING]
AAH!
FINE, IF YOU WANT TO PLAY GAMES,
I'M GOING HOME!
WAIT! VERONICA!
OOF!
WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT DID I MISS?
[TAPE REWINDING]
WHY RUSH?
OH, NO! IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!
JUGHEAD, THIS MAY BE HARD TO BELIEVE,
BUT I'M LIVING THE SAME DAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
THINK. DOES ANY OF THIS SEEM FAMILIAR TO YOU?
WELL, LIFE IN RIVERDALE HAS SEEMED A LITTLE MONOTONOUS LATELY.
I ALWAYS END THE DAY AT POP TATE'S
WITH A MILKSHAKE DUMPED ON MY HEAD
AND GETTING HIT BY AN OPENING DOOR.
AH, THEN IT MUST BE FATE.
ALL THOSE THINGS ARE MEANT TO HAPPEN.
I MAKE MY OWN DESTINY.
SOMEHOW I'M GOING TO CHANGE THIS DAY.
YOU'LL SEE.
MR. ANDREWS--
I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT I DECIDE
ABOUT THE SCHOLARSHIP BY FRIDAY, MR. WEATHERBEE.
WHAT?! HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE SCHOLARSHIP?
I JUST GOT THE PAPERS A HALF AN HOUR AGO.
THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK.
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS TAKE PROPER PRECAUTIONS,
AND I CAN AVOID ALL THAT TROUBLE.
BETTER NOT TAKE VERONICA TO POP TATE'S.
THAT'S ALWAYS ASKING FOR TROUBLE.
I NEED SOMEONE LESS VOLATILE AND MUCH CALMER.
SAY, BETTY, YOU WANT TO GO TO POP TATE'S TONIGHT?
I'D LOVE TO, ARCHIE!
I'LL MEET YOU AFTER SCHOOL.
UNH!
SEE, I TOLD YOU I COULD CHANGE MY FATE.
UNH!
I WOULDN'T BET THE FARM ON IT.
BIG DEAL. TONIGHT'S THE REAL TEST.
[SLURPING]
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GRATEFUL I AM
FOR THIS NICE, CALM DATE, BETTY.
MY PLEASURE, ARCHIE.
PARDON ME FOR JUST A MOMENT, BETTY.
HERE YOU GO, JUGHEAD.
SEE, JUGHEAD?
IT'S EMPTY, AND MY HAIR IS DRY.
NOT EVEN A SMALL SPLATTER OF MILKSHAKE.
I TOLD YOU I CONTROL MY OWN DESTINY.
I WOULDN'T COUNT FATE OUT JUST YET.
HERE COMES VERONICA.
UH, HI, VERONICA.
DO YOU REALIZE YOU WALKED PAST ME TODAY WITHOUT SAYING A WORD?!
I HAD OTHER THINGS ON MY MIND.
YOU SNUBBED ME ON THE WAY TO ASKING THIS FRUMPY BLONDE ON A DATE!
ME? FRUMPY?! HOW DARE YOU!
SORRY, BETTY, DEAR,
BUT YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING ON A LITTLE EXTRA WEIGHT.
WELL, VERONICA, HERE'S A LITTLE EXTRA WEIGHT
I'M GONNA PUT ON YOU!
HEY! THAT'S MINE!
AAH!
Betty: SORRY, ARCHIE!
OOF!
[TAPE REWINDING]
[BELL CLANGING]
WHY RUSH?
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, JUGHEAD,
I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THIS ISN'T AN AWFUL DAY.
WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I SAY?!
I'M NOT FEELING WELL, MR. WEATHERBEE.
I'M GOING HOME.
I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER TOMORROW!
BY THE WAY, YOU WON A SCHOLARSHIP TO STUDY IN EUROPE.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
AHH, IT'S ALMOST BEDTIME, AND I'M STILL SAFE AND SOUND.
I BET TOMORROW WILL REALLY BE ANOTHER DAY.
ARCHIE?!
ARCHIE!
UP HERE, POPS!
I HEARD YOU WERE SICK, SO I BROUGHT YOU A TREAT--
A DELICIOUS MONSTER CHOCOLATE CHUG-A-LUG MUG FULL OF SHAKE.
OH, NO! DON'T COME IN!
WHOOPS!
THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!
AND THAT'S MY STORY, DILTON.
NO MATTER WHAT I DO, WE ALL KEEP RELIVING
THE SAME DAY OVER AND OVER AGAIN,
BUT I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER REMEMBERS.
WHY, I'LL BE SUPER-AMALGAMATED!
YOUR WHOLE BODY'S INFUSED WITH CHRONO-PHASEOTRONS.
NO WONDER YOU RETAINED YOUR MEMORIES
IN SPITE OF THE TIME ANOMALY.
ARE THESE CHRONO-PHASEOTRONS DANGEROUS?
THEY'RE HARMLESS,
BUT YOU'LL BE SLIGHTLY OUT OF PHASE WITH THE TIME CONTINUUM
UNTIL THEY DISPERSE IN A FEW DAYS.
THEY MUST HAVE BEEN RELEASED INTO YOUR BODY
WHEN THE TIME BELT MALFUNCTIONED.
THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN
WHY THIS DAY KEEPS GETTING REWOUND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
REWOUND?
ARCHIE, THE FIRST TIME TODAY WAS REWOUND,
HAD I FINISHED WORK ON MY NEW TIME TRAVEL DEVICE?
YES! YOU CALLED IT A CHRONO-FIELD GENERATOR.
NOW I REMEMBER!
THE FIRST TIME I GOT HIT IN THE HEAD
BY THE DOOR AT POP TATE'S,
YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT IT HAVING BEEN STOLEN.
SOMEONE IS USING THE REWIND FUNCTION ON MY NEW TIME DEVICE
OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IF HE USES IT TOO MUCH,
TIME WILL GO INTO A PERMANENT LOOP.
WE'LL BE TRAPPED FOREVER.
WE'VE GOT TO FIND HIM AND STOP HIM!
BUT HOW?!
I HAVE AN IDEA!
THERE. I'VE SET IT FOR RIGHT BEFORE
THE NEW TIME DEVICE WAS STOLEN OUTSIDE OF POP TATE'S.
I STILL ADVISE AGAINST THIS.
THE TIME BELT IS TOO UNSTABLE.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE!
OOF!
I THINK I'VE JUST VERIFIED THE TIME BELT IS STILL UNSTABLE.
I THINK I FOUND OUR THIEF!
FINNEY WELLS!
WHA--HUH?!
GIVE THAT BACK!
NO! COME BACK! I CAN'T SEE!
MY OWN TIME TRAVEL THINGIE!
NOW IT'LL BE EASY TO GET MONEY FOR NACHOS!
NOT IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.
HUH? AAH! OH!
FINNEY CAN TRAVEL THROUGH ALL OF TIME,
AND HE CHOOSES TO BREAK INTO A BANK?!
THIS KID ISN'T THAT IMAGINATIVE.
LET'S SEE IF I CAN GET THIS OPEN
WITHOUT SETTING OFF THE ALARM.
HE'S JUST A COMMON THIEF!
WHY DID FINNEY WANT THE TIME DEVICE SO BADLY?
WHOOPS!
[SIRENS]
TIME TO REWIND MY VIDEOTAPE, DUDE.
[TAPE REWINDING]
DON'T WORRY. I'LL BE BACK TONIGHT
FOR ANOTHER TRY AT ALL THAT WONDERFUL MOOLAH INSIDE YOU.
AND I'LL BE HERE WAITING FOR YOU
WITH A LITTLE BIT OF PAYBACK.
[ALARM BLARES]
DUDE, THIS IS GETTING MONDO MONOTONOUS.
[SIRENS]
I JUST LOVE THIS PART.
I'M GOING TO LIKE IT, TOO.
ARCHIE ANDREWS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE?!
I BELIEVE THIS BELONGS TO A FRIEND OF MINE.
I GIVE UP, OFFICER DUDE!
UNH! I HATE TIME TRAVEL.
WON'T NEED THESE ANYMORE.
IT'S A BRAND-NEW DAY...
FINALLY!
I'LL TOTALLY GET YOU FOR THIS, ARCHIE ANDREWS.
EVEN IF IT TAKES ME 30 YEARS,
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU AND THIS ROTTEN TOWN PAY!
Archie: I CAN TELL YOU FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE
THAT TIME TRAVEL IS OVERRATED.
FOR A WHILE THERE, I WAS BEGINNING TO BELIEVE THAT JUGHEAD WAS RIGHT,
THAT YOU REALLY CAN'T FIGHT FATE,
BUT WHEN I TOOK CHARGE OF THE SITUATION,
I PROVED THAT A BAD DAY IS JUST A BAD DAY...
EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO REPEAT IT...
IN A LITTLE TOWN CALLED RIVERDALE.