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That's one of our five cats, Growler.
That's Mojo in the background, rolling on my fleece.
Probably sobbing uncontrollably "What have I done?!"
Yeah right...
Not for the first time...
No.....really?
No, they won't Jude.
Can you blame him?
Spent it all on champers...
Best big red thing in the house
150 quid on eBay...
It's an IPOD Jude!
Thankyou...
follow @juicy_jude on instagram.com
PHWOAR!
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Yes you did
She's 20 you ***...
HI GIRLS!
Fat chance
Mmmmn an old paint factory...
because you want to get shitfaced
comatose behind the bar
40 Cobden VIEW Rd...tsk...
Thanks Laura!
if you can get your fat *** into gear...
Drowning's going to be brilliant...
great 5* reviews on amazon...
a *** on every page
...and the cult short Johnny Yes No with soundtrack by Cabaret Voltaire - buy on DVD on play.com or amazon.co.uk
judecalverttoulmin.com or buy from frontiermedia.blogspot.com
because you're too old to be *** producers
It wasn't just you Jude! Thanks also to The Everly Pregnant Brothers. You can buy their Come Dine With Me single on itunes!
and James you forgetful bint!
THANKS JON!
THIS ISN'T THE OSCARS JUDE BLOODY WELL GET ON WITH IT!
I love you all! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah darlings!