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"Boys, today's game is very, very important. If we lose, we'll say goodbye to La Liga title.
Right? Go! Come on!"
"Coach, if it's a very, very important game, how come Xavi, Iniesta, and Cesc are on the bench?"
"Keep calm, Puyi. According to the statistics, Barça haven't lost last 57 games in a row with you on the pitch."
"*** Iniesta! He's like a computer! Of course, an iNiesta!
Come on, guys! Let's play!"
"Jeez! What a disaster! We're playing awful!"
"Keep calm, coach. According to the statistics, we've never been 2-0 down at half-time since you're Barça coach."
"And now? What about the statistics now?"
"I don't know what the statistics say now, but I say things are really bad. The truth is yes."
Second half Osasuna 2 - 0 FC Barcelona
"What's the matter with you?" "I don't know, coach. We're unmotivated."
"Sandro, what are you doing here? And where are you going looking like that?"
"I was skying in the Pyrenees, but by the time I saw the way you were playing, I said to myself, 'Sandro, go to Pamplona.'
I don't want to be politically incorrect, but they thrashed you in the first half. But calm down, I'm here to encourage you. So... Up the Barça!
Yes, we can! Yes, we...!
Watch out! We aren't so bad!" (Laporta quote)
"Well, come here."
"I guess there's nothing to do. At least I won't have to pay bonuses for winning La Liga."
"Jeez, bonuses for winning La Liga! That's true! Go, guys!" "Come on, come on!"
"Oh, I'm a born motivator.
I had already prepared it, eh?"
"Eh, it seems the goal is disallowed!"
"What? I'm going to watch it."
"Coach, it's offside by about a foot, isn't it?" "I just told him his balls are about this size to disallow the goal."
"What you have said is politically incorrect, eh?"
"Boys, we can already wave goodbye to La Liga title."
"It's time to farewell and we have to say goodbay. La Liga is over and we have to say goodbay."
"Eh, wait a moment! Levante might beat Madrid..."