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CHAPTER VIII: Medieval
The drawing-room curtains at Windy Corner had been pulled to meet, for the carpet was
new and deserved protection from the August sun.
They were heavy curtains, reaching almost to the ground, and the light that filtered
through them was subdued and varied.
A poet--none was present--might have quoted, "Life like a dome of many coloured
glass," or might have compared the curtains to sluice-gates, lowered against the
intolerable tides of heaven.
Without was poured a sea of radiance; within, the glory, though visible, was
tempered to the capacities of man. Two pleasant people sat in the room.
One--a boy of nineteen--was studying a small manual of anatomy, and peering
occasionally at a bone which lay upon the piano.
From time to time he bounced in his chair and puffed and groaned, for the day was hot
and the print small, and the human frame fearfully made; and his mother, who was
writing a letter, did continually read out to him what she had written.
And continually did she rise from her seat and part the curtains so that a rivulet of
light fell across the carpet, and make the remark that they were still there.
"Where aren't they?" said the boy, who was Freddy, Lucy's brother.
"I tell you I'm getting fairly sick."
"For goodness' sake go out of my drawing- room, then?" cried Mrs. Honeychurch, who
hoped to cure her children of slang by taking it literally.
Freddy did not move or reply.
"I think things are coming to a head," she observed, rather wanting her son's opinion
on the situation if she could obtain it without undue supplication.
"Time they did."
"I am glad that Cecil is asking her this once more."
"It's his third go, isn't it?" "Freddy I do call the way you talk unkind."
"I didn't mean to be unkind."
Then he added: "But I do think Lucy might have got this off her chest in Italy.
I don't know how girls manage things, but she can't have said 'No' properly before,
or she wouldn't have to say it again now.
Over the whole thing--I can't explain--I do feel so uncomfortable."
"Do you indeed, dear? How interesting!"
"I feel--never mind."
He returned to his work. "Just listen to what I have written to Mrs.
Vyse. I said: 'Dear Mrs. Vyse.'"
"Yes, mother, you told me.
A jolly good letter." "I said: 'Dear Mrs. Vyse, Cecil has just
asked my permission about it, and I should be delighted, if Lucy wishes it.
But--'" She stopped reading, "I was rather amused at Cecil asking my permission at
all.
He has always gone in for unconventionality, and parents nowhere, and
so forth. When it comes to the point, he can't get on
without me."
"Nor me." "You?"
Freddy nodded. "What do you mean?"
"He asked me for my permission also."
She exclaimed: "How very odd of him!" "Why so?" asked the son and heir.
"Why shouldn't my permission be asked?" "What do you know about Lucy or girls or
What ever did you say?" "I said to Cecil, 'Take her or leave her;
it's no business of mine!'" "What a helpful answer!"
But her own answer, though more normal in its wording, had been to the same effect.
"The bother is this," began Freddy. Then he took up his work again, too shy to
say what the bother was.
Mrs. Honeychurch went back to the window. "Freddy, you must come.
There they still are!" "I don't see you ought to go peeping like
that."
"Peeping like that! Can't I look out of my own window?"
But she returned to the writing-table, observing, as she passed her son, "Still
page 322?"
Freddy snorted, and turned over two leaves. For a brief space they were silent.
Close by, beyond the curtains, the gentle murmur of a long conversation had never
ceased.
"The bother is this: I have put my foot in it with Cecil most awfully."
He gave a nervous gulp.
"Not content with 'permission', which I did give--that is to say, I said, 'I don't
mind'--well, not content with that, he wanted to know whether I wasn't off my head
with joy.
He practically put it like this: Wasn't it a splendid thing for Lucy and for Windy
Corner generally if he married her? And he would have an answer--he said it
would strengthen his hand."
"I hope you gave a careful answer, dear." "I answered 'No'" said the boy, grinding
his teeth. "There!
Fly into a stew!
I can't help it--had to say it. I had to say no.
He ought never to have asked me." "Ridiculous child!" cried his mother.
"You think you're so holy and truthful, but really it's only abominable conceit.
Do you suppose that a man like Cecil would take the slightest notice of anything you
say?
I hope he boxed your ears. How dare you say no?"
"Oh, do keep quiet, mother! I had to say no when I couldn't say yes.
I tried to laugh as if I didn't mean what I said, and, as Cecil laughed too, and went
away, it may be all right. But I feel my foot's in it.
Oh, do keep quiet, though, and let a man do some work."
"No," said Mrs. Honeychurch, with the air of one who has considered the subject, "I
shall not keep quiet.
You know all that has passed between them in Rome; you know why he is down here, and
yet you deliberately insult him, and try to turn him out of my house."
"Not a bit!" he pleaded.
"I only let out I didn't like him. I don't hate him, but I don't like him.
What I mind is that he'll tell Lucy." He glanced at the curtains dismally.
"Well, I like him," said Mrs. Honeychurch.
"I know his mother; he's good, he's clever, he's rich, he's well connected--Oh, you
needn't kick the piano! He's well connected--I'll say it again if
you like: he's well connected."
She paused, as if rehearsing her eulogy, but her face remained dissatisfied.
She added: "And he has beautiful manners." "I liked him till just now.
I suppose it's having him spoiling Lucy's first week at home; and it's also something
that Mr. Beebe said, not knowing." "Mr. Beebe?" said his mother, trying to
conceal her interest.
"I don't see how Mr. Beebe comes in." "You know Mr. Beebe's funny way, when you
never quite know what he means. He said: 'Mr. Vyse is an ideal bachelor.'
I was very cute, I asked him what he meant.
He said 'Oh, he's like me--better detached.'
I couldn't make him say any more, but it set me thinking.
Since Cecil has come after Lucy he hasn't been so pleasant, at least--I can't
explain." "You never can, dear.
But I can.
You are jealous of Cecil because he may stop Lucy knitting you silk ties."
The explanation seemed plausible, and Freddy tried to accept it.
But at the back of his brain there lurked a dim mistrust.
Cecil praised one too much for being athletic.
Was that it?
Cecil made one talk in one's own way. This tired one.
Was that it? And Cecil was the kind of fellow who would
never wear another fellow's cap.
Unaware of his own profundity, Freddy checked himself.
He must be jealous, or he would not dislike a man for such foolish reasons.
"Will this do?" called his mother.
"'Dear Mrs. Vyse,--Cecil has just asked my permission about it, and I should be
delighted if Lucy wishes it.' Then I put in at the top, 'and I have told
Lucy so.'
I must write the letter out again--'and I have told Lucy so.
But Lucy seems very uncertain, and in these days young people must decide for
themselves.'
I said that because I didn't want Mrs. Vyse to think us old-fashioned.
She goes in for lectures and improving her mind, and all the time a thick layer of
flue under the beds, and the maid's dirty thumb-marks where you turn on the electric
light.
She keeps that flat abominably--" "Suppose Lucy marries Cecil, would she live
in a flat, or in the country?" "Don't interrupt so foolishly.
Where was I?
Oh yes--'Young people must decide for themselves.
I know that Lucy likes your son, because she tells me everything, and she wrote to
me from Rome when he asked her first.'
No, I'll cross that last bit out--it looks patronizing.
I'll stop at 'because she tells me everything.'
Or shall I cross that out, too?"
"Cross it out, too," said Freddy. Mrs. Honeychurch left it in.
"Then the whole thing runs: 'Dear Mrs. Vyse.--Cecil has just asked my permission
about it, and I should be delighted if Lucy wishes it, and I have told Lucy so.
But Lucy seems very uncertain, and in these days young people must decide for
themselves. I know that Lucy likes your son, because
she tells me everything.
But I do not know--'" "Look out!" cried Freddy.
The curtains parted. Cecil's first movement was one of
irritation.
He couldn't bear the Honeychurch habit of sitting in the dark to save the furniture.
Instinctively he give the curtains a twitch, and sent them swinging down their
poles.
Light entered. There was revealed a terrace, such as is
owned by many villas with trees each side of it, and on it a little rustic seat, and
two flower-beds.
But it was transfigured by the view beyond, for Windy Corner was built on the range
that overlooks the Sussex Weald.
Lucy, who was in the little seat, seemed on the edge of a green magic carpet which
hovered in the air above the tremulous world.
Cecil entered.
Appearing thus late in the story, Cecil must be at once described.
He was medieval. Like a Gothic statue.
Tall and refined, with shoulders that seemed braced square by an effort of the
will, and a head that was tilted a little higher than the usual level of vision, he
resembled those fastidious saints who guard the portals of a French cathedral.
Well educated, well endowed, and not deficient physically, he remained in the
grip of a certain devil whom the modern world knows as self-consciousness, and whom
the medieval, with dimmer vision, worshipped as asceticism.
A Gothic statue implies celibacy, just as a Greek statue implies fruition, and perhaps
this was what Mr. Beebe meant.
And Freddy, who ignored history and art, perhaps meant the same when he failed to
imagine Cecil wearing another fellow's cap.
Mrs. Honeychurch left her letter on the writing table and moved towards her young
acquaintance. "Oh, Cecil!" she exclaimed--"oh, Cecil, do
tell me!"
"I promessi sposi," said he. They stared at him anxiously.
"She has accepted me," he said, and the sound of the thing in English made him
flush and smile with pleasure, and look more human.
"I am so glad," said Mrs. Honeychurch, while Freddy proffered a hand that was
yellow with chemicals.
They wished that they also knew Italian, for our phrases of approval and of
amazement are so connected with little occasions that we fear to use them on great
ones.
We are obliged to become vaguely poetic, or to take refuge in Scriptural reminiscences.
"Welcome as one of the family!" said Mrs. Honeychurch, waving her hand at the
furniture.
"This is indeed a joyous day! I feel sure that you will make our dear
Lucy happy." "I hope so," replied the young man,
shifting his eyes to the ceiling.
"We mothers--" simpered Mrs. Honeychurch, and then realized that she was affected,
sentimental, bombastic--all the things she hated most.
Why could she not be Freddy, who stood stiff in the middle of the room; looking
very cross and almost handsome? "I say, Lucy!" called Cecil, for
conversation seemed to flag.
Lucy rose from the seat. She moved across the lawn and smiled in at
them, just as if she was going to ask them to play tennis.
Then she saw her brother's face.
Her lips parted, and she took him in her arms.
He said, "Steady on!" "Not a kiss for me?" asked her mother.
Lucy kissed her also.
"Would you take them into the garden and tell Mrs. Honeychurch all about it?"
Cecil suggested. "And I'd stop here and tell my mother."
"We go with Lucy?" said Freddy, as if taking orders.
"Yes, you go with Lucy." They passed into the sunlight.
Cecil watched them cross the terrace, and descend out of sight by the steps.
They would descend--he knew their ways-- past the shrubbery, and past the tennis-
lawn and the dahlia-bed, until they reached the kitchen garden, and there, in the
presence of the potatoes and the peas, the great event would be discussed.
Smiling indulgently, he lit a cigarette, and rehearsed the events that had led to
such a happy conclusion.
He had known Lucy for several years, but only as a commonplace girl who happened to
be musical.
He could still remember his depression that afternoon at Rome, when she and her
terrible cousin fell on him out of the blue, and demanded to be taken to St.
Peter's.
That day she had seemed a typical tourist-- shrill, crude, and gaunt with travel.
But Italy worked some marvel in her. It gave her light, and--which he held more
precious--it gave her shadow.
Soon he detected in her a wonderful reticence.
She was like a woman of Leonardo da Vinci's, whom we love not so much for
herself as for the things that she will not tell us, The things are assuredly not of
this life; no woman of Leonardo's could have anything so vulgar as a "story."
She did develop most wonderfully day by day.
So it happened that from patronizing civility he had slowly passed if not to
passion, at least to a profound uneasiness. Already at Rome he had hinted to her that
they might be suitable for each other.
It had touched him greatly that she had not broken away at the suggestion.
Her refusal had been clear and gentle; after it--as the horrid phrase went--she
had been exactly the same to him as before.
Three months later, on the margin of Italy, among the flower-clad Alps, he had asked
her again in bald, traditional language.
She reminded him of a Leonardo more than ever; her sunburnt features were shadowed
by fantastic rock; at his words she had turned and stood between him and the light
with immeasurable plains behind her.
He walked home with her unashamed, feeling not at all like a rejected suitor.
The things that really mattered were unshaken.
So now he had asked her once more, and, clear and gentle as ever, she had accepted
him, giving no coy reasons for her delay, but simply saying that she loved him and
would do her best to make him happy.
His mother, too, would be pleased; she had counselled the step; he must write her a
long account.
Glancing at his hand, in case any of Freddy's chemicals had come off on it, he
moved to the writing table. There he saw "Dear Mrs. Vyse," followed by
many erasures.
He recoiled without reading any more, and after a little hesitation sat down
elsewhere, and pencilled a note on his knee.
Then he lit another cigarette, which did not seem quite as divine as the first, and
considered what might be done to make Windy Corner drawing-room more distinctive.
With that outlook it should have been a successful room, but the trail of Tottenham
Court Road was upon it; he could almost visualize the motor-vans of Messrs.
Shoolbred and Messrs.
Maple arriving at the door and depositing this chair, those varnished book-cases,
that writing-table. The table recalled Mrs. Honeychurch's
letter.
He did not want to read that letter--his temptations never lay in that direction;
but he worried about it none the less.
It was his own fault that she was discussing him with his mother; he had
wanted her support in his third attempt to win Lucy; he wanted to feel that others, no
matter who they were, agreed with him, and so he had asked their permission.
Mrs. Honeychurch had been civil, but obtuse in essentials, while as for Freddy--"He is
only a boy," he reflected.
"I represent all that he despises. Why should he want me for a brother-in-
law?"
The Honeychurches were a worthy family, but he began to realize that Lucy was of
another clay; and perhaps--he did not put it very definitely--he ought to introduce
her into more congenial circles as soon as possible.
"Mr. Beebe!" said the maid, and the new rector of Summer Street was shown in; he
had at once started on friendly relations, owing to Lucy's praise of him in her
letters from Florence.
Cecil greeted him rather critically. "I've come for tea, Mr. Vyse.
Do you suppose that I shall get it?" "I should say so.
Food is the thing one does get here--Don't sit in that chair; young Honeychurch has
left a bone in it." "Pfui!"
"I know," said Cecil.
"I know. I can't think why Mrs. Honeychurch allows
it."
For Cecil considered the bone and the Maples' furniture separately; he did not
realize that, taken together, they kindled the room into the life that he desired.
"I've come for tea and for gossip.
Isn't this news?" "News?
I don't understand you," said Cecil. "News?"
Mr. Beebe, whose news was of a very different nature, prattled forward.
"I met Sir Harry Otway as I came up; I have every reason to hope that I am first in the
field.
He has bought Cissie and Albert from Mr. Flack!"
"Has he indeed?" said Cecil, trying to recover himself.
Into what a grotesque mistake had he fallen!
Was it likely that a clergyman and a gentleman would refer to his engagement in
a manner so flippant?
But his stiffness remained, and, though he asked who Cissie and Albert might be, he
still thought Mr. Beebe rather a bounder. "Unpardonable question!
To have stopped a week at Windy Corner and not to have met Cissie and Albert, the
semi-detached villas that have been run up opposite the church!
I'll set Mrs. Honeychurch after you."
"I'm shockingly stupid over local affairs," said the young man languidly.
"I can't even remember the difference between a Parish Council and a Local
Government Board.
Perhaps there is no difference, or perhaps those aren't the right names.
I only go into the country to see my friends and to enjoy the scenery.
It is very remiss of me.
Italy and London are the only places where I don't feel to exist on sufferance."
Mr. Beebe, distressed at this heavy reception of Cissie and Albert, determined
to shift the subject.
"Let me see, Mr. Vyse--I forget--what is your profession?"
"I have no profession," said Cecil. "It is another example of my decadence.
My attitude quite an indefensible one--is that so long as I am no trouble to any one
I have a right to do as I like.
I know I ought to be getting money out of people, or devoting myself to things I
don't care a straw about, but somehow, I've not been able to begin."
"You are very fortunate," said Mr. Beebe.
"It is a wonderful opportunity, the possession of leisure."
His voice was rather parochial, but he did not quite see his way to answering
naturally.
He felt, as all who have regular occupation must feel, that others should have it also.
"I am glad that you approve. I daren't face the healthy person--for
example, Freddy Honeychurch."
"Oh, Freddy's a good sort, isn't he?" "Admirable.
The sort who has made England what she is." Cecil wondered at himself.
Why, on this day of all others, was he so hopelessly contrary?
He tried to get right by inquiring effusively after Mr. Beebe's mother, an old
lady for whom he had no particular regard.
Then he flattered the clergyman, praised his liberal-mindedness, his enlightened
attitude towards philosophy and science.
"Where are the others?" said Mr. Beebe at last, "I insist on extracting tea before
evening service." "I suppose Anne never told them you were
here.
In this house one is so coached in the servants the day one arrives.
The fault of Anne is that she begs your pardon when she hears you perfectly, and
kicks the chair-legs with her feet.
The faults of Mary--I forget the faults of Mary, but they are very grave.
Shall we look in the garden?" "I know the faults of Mary.
She leaves the dust-pans standing on the stairs."
"The fault of Euphemia is that she will not, simply will not, chop the suet
sufficiently small."
They both laughed, and things began to go better.
"The faults of Freddy--" Cecil continued. "Ah, he has too many.
No one but his mother can remember the faults of Freddy.
Try the faults of Miss Honeychurch; they are not innumerable."
"She has none," said the young man, with grave sincerity.
"I quite agree. At present she has none."
"At present?"
"I'm not cynical. I'm only thinking of my pet theory about
Miss Honeychurch. Does it seem reasonable that she should
play so wonderfully, and live so quietly?
I suspect that one day she will be wonderful in both.
The water-tight compartments in her will break down, and music and life will mingle.
Then we shall have her heroically good, heroically bad--too heroic, perhaps, to be
good or bad." Cecil found his companion interesting.
"And at present you think her not wonderful as far as life goes?"
"Well, I must say I've only seen her at Tunbridge Wells, where she was not
wonderful, and at Florence.
Since I came to Summer Street she has been away.
You saw her, didn't you, at Rome and in the Alps.
Oh, I forgot; of course, you knew her before.
No, she wasn't wonderful in Florence either, but I kept on expecting that she
would be."
"In what way?" Conversation had become agreeable to them,
and they were pacing up and down the terrace.
"I could as easily tell you what tune she'll play next.
There was simply the sense that she had found wings, and meant to use them.
I can show you a beautiful picture in my Italian diary: Miss Honeychurch as a kite,
Miss Bartlett holding the string. Picture number two: the string breaks."
The sketch was in his diary, but it had been made afterwards, when he viewed things
artistically. At the time he had given surreptitious tugs
to the string himself.
"But the string never broke?" "No. I mightn't have seen Miss Honeychurch
rise, but I should certainly have heard Miss Bartlett fall."
"It has broken now," said the young man in low, vibrating tones.
Immediately he realized that of all the conceited, ludicrous, contemptible ways of
announcing an engagement this was the worst.
He cursed his love of metaphor; had he suggested that he was a star and that Lucy
was soaring up to reach him? "Broken?
What do you mean?"
"I meant," said Cecil stiffly, "that she is going to marry me."
The clergyman was conscious of some bitter disappointment which he could not keep out
of his voice.
"I am sorry; I must apologize. I had no idea you were intimate with her,
or I should never have talked in this flippant, superficial way.
Mr. Vyse, you ought to have stopped me."
And down the garden he saw Lucy herself; yes, he was disappointed.
Cecil, who naturally preferred congratulations to apologies, drew down his
mouth at the corners.
Was this the reception his action would get from the world?
Of course, he despised the world as a whole; every thoughtful man should; it is
almost a test of refinement.
But he was sensitive to the successive particles of it which he encountered.
Occasionally he could be quite crude. "I am sorry I have given you a shock," he
said dryly.
"I fear that Lucy's choice does not meet with your approval."
"Not that. But you ought to have stopped me.
I know Miss Honeychurch only a little as time goes.
Perhaps I oughtn't to have discussed her so freely with any one; certainly not with
you."
"You are conscious of having said something indiscreet?"
Mr. Beebe pulled himself together. Really, Mr. Vyse had the art of placing one
in the most tiresome positions.
He was driven to use the prerogatives of his profession.
"No, I have said nothing indiscreet.
I foresaw at Florence that her quiet, uneventful childhood must end, and it has
ended. I realized dimly enough that she might take
some momentous step.
She has taken it.
She has learnt--you will let me talk freely, as I have begun freely--she has
learnt what it is to love: the greatest lesson, some people will tell you, that our
earthly life provides."
It was now time for him to wave his hat at the approaching trio.
He did not omit to do so.
"She has learnt through you," and if his voice was still clerical, it was now also
sincere; "let it be your care that her knowledge is profitable to her."
"Grazie tante!" said Cecil, who did not like parsons.
"Have you heard?" shouted Mrs. Honeychurch as she toiled up the sloping garden.
"Oh, Mr. Beebe, have you heard the news?"
Freddy, now full of geniality, whistled the wedding march.
Youth seldom criticizes the accomplished fact.
"Indeed I have!" he cried.
He looked at Lucy. In her presence he could not act the parson
any longer--at all events not without apology.
"Mrs. Honeychurch, I'm going to do what I am always supposed to do, but generally I'm
too shy. I want to invoke every kind of blessing on
them, grave and gay, great and small.
I want them all their lives to be supremely good and supremely happy as husband and
wife, as father and mother. And now I want my tea."
"You only asked for it just in time," the lady retorted.
"How dare you be serious at Windy Corner?" He took his tone from her.
There was no more heavy beneficence, no more attempts to dignify the situation with
poetry or the Scriptures. None of them dared or was able to be
serious any more.
An engagement is so potent a thing that sooner or later it reduces all who speak of
it to this state of cheerful awe.
Away from it, in the solitude of their rooms, Mr. Beebe, and even Freddy, might
again be critical. But in its presence and in the presence of
each other they were sincerely hilarious.
It has a strange power, for it compels not only the lips, but the very heart.
The chief parallel to compare one great thing with another--is the power over us of
a temple of some alien creed.
Standing outside, we deride or oppose it, or at the most feel sentimental.
Inside, though the saints and gods are not ours, we become true believers, in case any
true believer should be present.
So it was that after the gropings and the misgivings of the afternoon they pulled
themselves together and settled down to a very pleasant tea-party.
If they were hypocrites they did not know it, and their hypocrisy had every chance of
setting and of becoming true. Anne, putting down each plate as if it were
a wedding present, stimulated them greatly.
They could not lag behind that smile of hers which she gave them ere she kicked the
drawing-room door. Mr. Beebe chirruped.
Freddy was at his wittiest, referring to Cecil as the "Fiasco"--family honoured pun
on fiance. Mrs. Honeychurch, amusing and portly,
promised well as a mother-in-law.
As for Lucy and Cecil, for whom the temple had been built, they also joined in the
merry ritual, but waited, as earnest worshippers should, for the disclosure of
some holier shrine of joy.
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CHAPTER IX: Lucy As a Work of Art
A few days after the engagement was announced Mrs. Honeychurch made Lucy and
her Fiasco come to a little garden-party in the neighbourhood, for naturally she wanted
to show people that her daughter was marrying a presentable man.
Cecil was more than presentable; he looked distinguished, and it was very pleasant to
see his slim figure keeping step with Lucy, and his long, fair face responding when
Lucy spoke to him.
People congratulated Mrs. Honeychurch, which is, I believe, a social blunder, but
it pleased her, and she introduced Cecil rather indiscriminately to some stuffy
dowagers.
At tea a misfortune took place: a cup of coffee was upset over Lucy's figured silk,
and though Lucy feigned indifference, her mother feigned nothing of the sort but
dragged her indoors to have the frock treated by a sympathetic maid.
They were gone some time, and Cecil was left with the dowagers.
When they returned he was not as pleasant as he had been.
"Do you go to much of this sort of thing?" he asked when they were driving home.
"Oh, now and then," said Lucy, who had rather enjoyed herself.
"Is it typical of country society?" "I suppose so.
Mother, would it be?"
"Plenty of society," said Mrs. Honeychurch, who was trying to remember the hang of one
of the dresses. Seeing that her thoughts were elsewhere,
Cecil bent towards Lucy and said:
"To me it seemed perfectly appalling, disastrous, portentous."
"I am so sorry that you were stranded." "Not that, but the congratulations.
It is so disgusting, the way an engagement is regarded as public property--a kind of
waste place where every outsider may shoot his vulgar sentiment.
All those old women smirking!"
"One has to go through it, I suppose. They won't notice us so much next time."
"But my point is that their whole attitude is wrong.
An engagement--horrid word in the first place--is a private matter, and should be
treated as such." Yet the smirking old women, however wrong
individually, were racially correct.
The spirit of the generations had smiled through them, rejoicing in the engagement
of Cecil and Lucy because it promised the continuance of life on earth.
To Cecil and Lucy it promised something quite different--personal love.
Hence Cecil's irritation and Lucy's belief that his irritation was just.
"How tiresome!" she said.
"Couldn't you have escaped to tennis?" "I don't play tennis--at least, not in
public. The neighbourhood is deprived of the
romance of me being athletic.
Such romance as I have is that of the Inglese Italianato."
"Inglese Italianato?" "E un diavolo incarnato!
You know the proverb?"
She did not. Nor did it seem applicable to a young man
who had spent a quiet winter in Rome with his mother.
But Cecil, since his engagement, had taken to affect a cosmopolitan naughtiness which
he was far from possessing. "Well," said he, "I cannot help it if they
do disapprove of me.
There are certain irremovable barriers between myself and them, and I must accept
them." "We all have our limitations, I suppose,"
said wise Lucy.
"Sometimes they are forced on us, though," said Cecil, who saw from her remark that
she did not quite understand his position. "How?"
"It makes a difference doesn't it, whether we fully fence ourselves in, or whether we
are fenced out by the barriers of others?" She thought a moment, and agreed that it
did make a difference.
"Difference?" cried Mrs. Honeychurch, suddenly alert.
"I don't see any difference. Fences are fences, especially when they are
in the same place."
"We were speaking of motives," said Cecil, on whom the interruption jarred.
"My dear Cecil, look here." She spread out her knees and perched her
card-case on her lap.
"This is me. That's Windy Corner.
The rest of the pattern is the other people.
Motives are all very well, but the fence comes here."
"We weren't talking of real fences," said Lucy, laughing.
"Oh, I see, dear--poetry."
She leant placidly back. Cecil wondered why Lucy had been amused.
"I tell you who has no 'fences,' as you call them," she said, "and that's Mr.
Beebe."
"A parson fenceless would mean a parson defenceless."
Lucy was slow to follow what people said, but quick enough to detect what they meant.
She missed Cecil's epigram, but grasped the feeling that prompted it.
"Don't you like Mr. Beebe?" she asked thoughtfully.
"I never said so!" he cried.
"I consider him far above the average. I only denied--" And he swept off on the
subject of fences again, and was brilliant.
"Now, a clergyman that I do hate," said she wanting to say something sympathetic, "a
clergyman that does have fences, and the most dreadful ones, is Mr. Eager, the
English chaplain at Florence.
He was truly insincere--not merely the manner unfortunate.
He was a snob, and so conceited, and he did say such unkind things."
"What sort of things?"
"There was an old man at the Bertolini whom he said had murdered his wife."
"Perhaps he had." "No!"
"Why 'no'?"
"He was such a nice old man, I'm sure." Cecil laughed at her feminine
inconsequence. "Well, I did try to sift the thing.
Mr. Eager would never come to the point.
He prefers it vague--said the old man had 'practically' murdered his wife--had
murdered her in the sight of God." "Hush, dear!" said Mrs. Honeychurch
absently.
"But isn't it intolerable that a person whom we're told to imitate should go round
spreading slander? It was, I believe, chiefly owing to him
that the old man was dropped.
People pretended he was vulgar, but he certainly wasn't that."
"Poor old man! What was his name?"
"Harris," said Lucy glibly.
"Let's hope that Mrs. Harris there warn't no sich person," said her mother.
Cecil nodded intelligently. "Isn't Mr. Eager a parson of the cultured
type?" he asked.
"I don't know. I hate him.
I've heard him lecture on Giotto. I hate him.
Nothing can hide a petty nature.
I HATE him." "My goodness gracious me, child!" said Mrs.
Honeychurch. "You'll blow my head off!
Whatever is there to shout over?
I forbid you and Cecil to hate any more clergymen."
He smiled.
There was indeed something rather incongruous in Lucy's moral outburst over
Mr. Eager. It was as if one should see the Leonardo on
the ceiling of the Sistine.
He longed to hint to her that not here lay her vocation; that a woman's power and
charm reside in mystery, not in muscular rant.
But possibly rant is a sign of vitality: it mars the beautiful creature, but shows that
she is alive.
After a moment, he contemplated her flushed face and excited gestures with a certain
approval. He forebore to repress the sources of
youth.
Nature--simplest of topics, he thought--lay around them.
He praised the pine-woods, the deep lasts of bracken, the crimson leaves that spotted
the hurt-bushes, the serviceable beauty of the turnpike road.
The outdoor world was not very familiar to him, and occasionally he went wrong in a
question of fact. Mrs. Honeychurch's mouth twitched when he
spoke of the perpetual green of the larch.
"I count myself a lucky person," he concluded, "When I'm in London I feel I
could never live out of it. When I'm in the country I feel the same
about the country.
After all, I do believe that birds and trees and the sky are the most wonderful
things in life, and that the people who live amongst them must be the best.
It's true that in nine cases out of ten they don't seem to notice anything.
The country gentleman and the country labourer are each in their way the most
depressing of companions.
Yet they may have a tacit sympathy with the workings of Nature which is denied to us of
the town. Do you feel that, Mrs. Honeychurch?"
Mrs. Honeychurch started and smiled.
She had not been attending. Cecil, who was rather crushed on the front
seat of the victoria, felt irritable, and determined not to say anything interesting
again.
Lucy had not attended either. Her brow was wrinkled, and she still looked
furiously cross--the result, he concluded, of too much moral gymnastics.
It was sad to see her thus blind to the beauties of an August wood.
"'Come down, O maid, from yonder mountain height,'" he quoted, and touched her knee
with his own.
She flushed again and said: "What height?" "'Come down, O maid, from yonder mountain
height, What pleasure lives in height (the shepherd sang).
In height and in the splendour of the hills?'
Let us take Mrs. Honeychurch's advice and hate clergymen no more.
What's this place?"
"Summer Street, of course," said Lucy, and roused herself.
The woods had opened to leave space for a sloping triangular meadow.
Pretty cottages lined it on two sides, and the upper and third side was occupied by a
new stone church, expensively simple, a charming shingled spire.
Mr. Beebe's house was near the church.
In height it scarcely exceeded the cottages.
Some great mansions were at hand, but they were hidden in the trees.
The scene suggested a Swiss Alp rather than the shrine and centre of a leisured world,
and was marred only by two ugly little villas--the villas that had competed with
Cecil's engagement, having been acquired by
Sir Harry Otway the very afternoon that Lucy had been acquired by Cecil.
"Cissie" was the name of one of these villas, "Albert" of the other.
These titles were not only picked out in shaded Gothic on the garden gates, but
appeared a second time on the porches, where they followed the semicircular curve
of the entrance arch in block capitals.
"Albert" was inhabited. His tortured garden was bright with
geraniums and lobelias and polished shells. His little windows were chastely swathed in
Nottingham lace.
"Cissie" was to let. Three notice-boards, belonging to Dorking
agents, lolled on her fence and announced the not surprising fact.
Her paths were already weedy; her pocket- handkerchief of a lawn was yellow with
dandelions. "The place is ruined!" said the ladies
mechanically.
"Summer Street will never be the same again."
As the carriage passed, "Cissie's" door opened, and a gentleman came out of her.
"Stop!" cried Mrs. Honeychurch, touching the coachman with her parasol.
"Here's Sir Harry. Now we shall know.
Sir Harry, pull those things down at once!"
Sir Harry Otway--who need not be described- -came to the carriage and said "Mrs.
Honeychurch, I meant to. I can't, I really can't turn out Miss
Flack."
"Am I not always right? She ought to have gone before the contract
was signed. Does she still live rent free, as she did
in her nephew's time?"
"But what can I do?" He lowered his voice.
"An old lady, so very vulgar, and almost bedridden."
"Turn her out," said Cecil bravely.
Sir Harry sighed, and looked at the villas mournfully.
He had had full warning of Mr. Flack's intentions, and might have bought the plot
before building commenced: but he was apathetic and dilatory.
He had known Summer Street for so many years that he could not imagine it being
spoilt.
Not till Mrs. Flack had laid the foundation stone, and the apparition of red and cream
brick began to rise did he take alarm.
He called on Mr. Flack, the local builder,- -a most reasonable and respectful man--who
agreed that tiles would have made more artistic roof, but pointed out that slates
were cheaper.
He ventured to differ, however, about the Corinthian columns which were to cling like
leeches to the frames of the bow windows, saying that, for his part, he liked to
relieve the facade by a bit of decoration.
Sir Harry hinted that a column, if possible, should be structural as well as
decorative.
Mr. Flack replied that all the columns had been ordered, adding, "and all the capitals
different--one with dragons in the foliage, another approaching to the Ionian style,
another introducing Mrs. Flack's initials-- every one different."
For he had read his Ruskin.
He built his villas according to his desire; and not until he had inserted an
immovable aunt into one of them did Sir Harry buy.
This futile and unprofitable transaction filled the knight with sadness as he leant
on Mrs. Honeychurch's carriage.
He had failed in his duties to the country- side, and the country-side was laughing at
him as well. He had spent money, and yet Summer Street
was spoilt as much as ever.
All he could do now was to find a desirable tenant for "Cissie"--some one really
desirable. "The rent is absurdly low," he told them,
"and perhaps I am an easy landlord.
But it is such an awkward size. It is too large for the peasant class and
too small for any one the least like ourselves."
Cecil had been hesitating whether he should despise the villas or despise Sir Harry for
despising them. The latter impulse seemed the more
fruitful.
"You ought to find a tenant at once," he said maliciously.
"It would be a perfect paradise for a bank clerk."
"Exactly!" said Sir Harry excitedly.
"That is exactly what I fear, Mr. Vyse. It will attract the wrong type of people.
The train service has improved--a fatal improvement, to my mind.
And what are five miles from a station in these days of bicycles?"
"Rather a strenuous clerk it would be," said Lucy.
Cecil, who had his full share of mediaeval mischievousness, replied that the physique
of the lower middle classes was improving at a most appalling rate.
She saw that he was laughing at their harmless neighbour, and roused herself to
stop him. "Sir Harry!" she exclaimed, "I have an
idea.
How would you like spinsters?" "My dear Lucy, it would be splendid.
Do you know any such?" "Yes; I met them abroad."
"Gentlewomen?" he asked tentatively.
"Yes, indeed, and at the present moment homeless.
I heard from them last week--Miss Teresa and Miss Catharine Alan.
I'm really not joking.
They are quite the right people. Mr. Beebe knows them, too.
May I tell them to write to you?" "Indeed you may!" he cried.
"Here we are with the difficulty solved already.
How delightful it is!
Extra facilities--please tell them they shall have extra facilities, for I shall
have no agents' fees. Oh, the agents!
The appalling people they have sent me!
One woman, when I wrote--a tactful letter, you know--asking her to explain her social
position to me, replied that she would pay the rent in advance.
As if one cares about that!
And several references I took up were most unsatisfactory--people swindlers, or not
respectable. And oh, the deceit!
I have seen a good deal of the seamy side this last week.
The deceit of the most promising people. My dear Lucy, the deceit!"
She nodded.
"My advice," put in Mrs. Honeychurch, "is to have nothing to do with Lucy and her
decayed gentlewomen at all. I know the type.
Preserve me from people who have seen better days, and bring heirlooms with them
that make the house smell stuffy.
It's a sad thing, but I'd far rather let to some one who is going up in the world than
to some one who has come down." "I think I follow you," said Sir Harry;
"but it is, as you say, a very sad thing."
"The Misses Alan aren't that!" cried Lucy. "Yes, they are," said Cecil.
"I haven't met them but I should say they were a highly unsuitable addition to the
neighbourhood."
"Don't listen to him, Sir Harry--he's tiresome."
"It's I who am tiresome," he replied. "I oughtn't to come with my troubles to
young people.
But really I am so worried, and Lady Otway will only say that I cannot be too careful,
which is quite true, but no real help." "Then may I write to my Misses Alan?"
"Please!"
But his eye wavered when Mrs. Honeychurch exclaimed:
"Beware! They are certain to have canaries.
Sir Harry, beware of canaries: they spit the seed out through the bars of the cages
and then the mice come. Beware of women altogether.
Only let to a man."
"Really--" he murmured gallantly, though he saw the wisdom of her remark.
"Men don't gossip over tea-cups. If they get drunk, there's an end of them--
they lie down comfortably and sleep it off.
If they're vulgar, they somehow keep it to themselves.
It doesn't spread so. Give me a man--of course, provided he's
clean."
Sir Harry blushed. Neither he nor Cecil enjoyed these open
compliments to their sex. Even the exclusion of the dirty did not
leave them much distinction.
He suggested that Mrs. Honeychurch, if she had time, should descend from the carriage
and inspect "Cissie" for herself. She was delighted.
Nature had intended her to be poor and to live in such a house.
Domestic arrangements always attracted her, especially when they were on a small scale.
Cecil pulled Lucy back as she followed her mother.
"Mrs. Honeychurch," he said, "what if we two walk home and leave you?"
"Certainly!" was her cordial reply.
Sir Harry likewise seemed almost too glad to get rid of them.
He beamed at them knowingly, said, "Aha! young people, young people!" and then
hastened to unlock the house.
"Hopeless vulgarian!" exclaimed Cecil, almost before they were out of earshot.
"Oh, Cecil!" "I can't help it.
It would be wrong not to loathe that man."
"He isn't clever, but really he is nice." "No, Lucy, he stands for all that is bad in
country life. In London he would keep his place.
He would belong to a brainless club, and his wife would give brainless dinner
parties.
But down here he acts the little god with his gentility, and his patronage, and his
sham aesthetics, and every one--even your mother--is taken in."
"All that you say is quite true," said Lucy, though she felt discouraged.
"I wonder whether--whether it matters so very much."
"It matters supremely.
Sir Harry is the essence of that garden- party.
Oh, goodness, how cross I feel!
How I do hope he'll get some vulgar tenant in that villa--some woman so really vulgar
that he'll notice it. GENTLEFOLKS!
Ugh! with his bald head and retreating chin!
But let's forget him." This Lucy was glad enough to do.
If Cecil disliked Sir Harry Otway and Mr. Beebe, what guarantee was there that the
people who really mattered to her would escape?
For instance, Freddy.
Freddy was neither clever, nor subtle, nor beautiful, and what prevented Cecil from
saying, any minute, "It would be wrong not to loathe Freddy"?
And what would she reply?
Further than Freddy she did not go, but he gave her anxiety enough.
She could only assure herself that Cecil had known Freddy some time, and that they
had always got on pleasantly, except, perhaps, during the last few days, which
was an accident, perhaps.
"Which way shall we go?" she asked him. Nature--simplest of topics, she thought--
was around them.
Summer Street lay deep in the woods, and she had stopped where a footpath diverged
from the highroad. "Are there two ways?"
"Perhaps the road is more sensible, as we're got up smart."
"I'd rather go through the wood," said Cecil, With that subdued irritation that
she had noticed in him all the afternoon.
"Why is it, Lucy, that you always say the road?
Do you know that you have never once been with me in the fields or the wood since we
were engaged?"
"Haven't I? The wood, then," said Lucy, startled at his
queerness, but pretty sure that he would explain later; it was not his habit to
leave her in doubt as to his meaning.
She led the way into the whispering pines, and sure enough he did explain before they
had gone a dozen yards.
"I had got an idea--I dare say wrongly-- that you feel more at home with me in a
room." "A room?" she echoed, hopelessly
bewildered.
"Yes. Or, at the most, in a garden, or on a road.
Never in the real country like this." "Oh, Cecil, whatever do you mean?
I have never felt anything of the sort.
You talk as if I was a kind of poetess sort of person."
"I don't know that you aren't. I connect you with a view--a certain type
of view.
Why shouldn't you connect me with a room?" She reflected a moment, and then said,
laughing: "Do you know that you're right?
I do.
I must be a poetess after all. When I think of you it's always as in a
room. How funny!"
To her surprise, he seemed annoyed.
"A drawing-room, pray? With no view?"
"Yes, with no view, I fancy. Why not?"
"I'd rather," he said reproachfully, "that connected me with the open air."
She said again, "Oh, Cecil, whatever do you mean?"
As no explanation was forthcoming, she shook off the subject as too difficult for
a girl, and led him further into the wood, pausing every now and then at some
particularly beautiful or familiar combination of the trees.
She had known the wood between Summer Street and Windy Corner ever since she
could walk alone; she had played at losing Freddy in it, when Freddy was a purple-
faced baby; and though she had been to Italy, it had lost none of its charm.
Presently they came to a little clearing among the pines--another tiny green alp,
solitary this time, and holding in its *** a shallow pool.
She exclamed, "The Sacred Lake!"
"Why do you call it that?" "I can't remember why.
I suppose it comes out of some book. It's only a puddle now, but you see that
stream going through it?
Well, a good deal of water comes down after heavy rains, and can't get away at once,
and the pool becomes quite large and beautiful.
Then Freddy used to bathe there.
He is very fond of it." "And you?"
He meant, "Are you fond of it?" But she answered dreamily, "I bathed here,
too, till I was found out.
Then there was a row." At another time he might have been shocked,
for he had depths of prudishness within him.
But now? with his momentary cult of the fresh air, he was delighted at her
admirable simplicity. He looked at her as she stood by the pool's
edge.
She was got up smart, as she phrased it, and she reminded him of some brilliant
flower that has no leaves of its own, but blooms abruptly out of a world of green.
"Who found you out?"
"Charlotte," she murmured. "She was stopping with us.
Charlotte--Charlotte." "Poor girl!"
She smiled gravely.
A certain scheme, from which hitherto he had shrank, now appeared practical.
"Lucy!" "Yes, I suppose we ought to be going," was
her reply.
"Lucy, I want to ask something of you that I have never asked before."
At the serious note in his voice she stepped frankly and kindly towards him.
"What, Cecil?"
"Hitherto never--not even that day on the lawn when you agreed to marry me--"
He became self-conscious and kept glancing round to see if they were observed.
His courage had gone.
"Yes?" "Up to now I have never kissed you."
She was as scarlet as if he had put the thing most indelicately.
"No--more you have," she stammered.
"Then I ask you--may I now?" "Of course, you may, Cecil.
You might before. I can't run at you, you know."
At that supreme moment he was conscious of nothing but absurdities.
Her reply was inadequate. She gave such a business-like lift to her
veil.
As he approached her he found time to wish that he could recoil.
As he touched her, his gold pince-nez became dislodged and was flattened between
them.
Such was the embrace. He considered, with truth, that it had been
a failure. Passion should believe itself irresistible.
It should forget civility and consideration and all the other curses of a refined
nature. Above all, it should never ask for leave
where there is a right of way.
Why could he not do as any labourer or navvy--nay, as any young man behind the
counter would have done? He recast the scene.
Lucy was standing flowerlike by the water, he rushed up and took her in his arms; she
rebuked him, permitted him and revered him ever after for his manliness.
For he believed that women revere men for their manliness.
They left the pool in silence, after this one salutation.
He waited for her to make some remark which should show him her inmost thoughts.
At last she spoke, and with fitting gravity.
"Emerson was the name, not Harris."
"What name?" "The old man's."
"What old man?" "That old man I told you about.
The one Mr. Eager was so unkind to."
He could not know that this was the most intimate conversation they had ever had.
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CHAPTER X: Cecil as a Humourist
The society out of which Cecil proposed to rescue Lucy was perhaps no very splendid
affair, yet it was more splendid than her antecedents entitled her to.
Her father, a prosperous local solicitor, had built Windy Corner, as a speculation at
the time the district was opening up, and, falling in love with his own creation, had
ended by living there himself.
Soon after his marriage the social atmosphere began to alter.
Other houses were built on the brow of that steep southern slope and others, again,
among the pine-trees behind, and northward on the chalk barrier of the downs.
Most of these houses were larger than Windy Corner, and were filled by people who came,
not from the district, but from London, and who mistook the Honeychurches for the
remnants of an indigenous aristocracy.
He was inclined to be frightened, but his wife accepted the situation without either
pride or humility.
"I cannot think what people are doing," she would say, "but it is extremely fortunate
for the children."
She called everywhere; her calls were returned with enthusiasm, and by the time
people found out that she was not exactly of their milieu, they liked her, and it did
not seem to matter.
When Mr. Honeychurch died, he had the satisfaction--which few honest solicitors
despise--of leaving his family rooted in the best society obtainable.
The best obtainable.
Certainly many of the immigrants were rather dull, and Lucy realized this more
vividly since her return from Italy.
Hitherto she had accepted their ideals without questioning--their kindly
affluence, their inexplosive religion, their dislike of paper-bags, orange-peel,
and broken bottles.
A Radical out and out, she learnt to speak with horror of Suburbia.
Life, so far as she troubled to conceive it, was a circle of rich, pleasant people,
with identical interests and identical foes.
In this circle, one thought, married, and died.
Outside it were poverty and vulgarity for ever trying to enter, just as the London
fog tries to enter the pine-woods pouring through the gaps in the northern hills.
But, in Italy, where any one who chooses may warm himself in equality, as in the
sun, this conception of life vanished.
Her senses expanded; she felt that there was no one whom she might not get to like,
that social barriers were irremovable, doubtless, but not particularly high.
You jump over them just as you jump into a peasant's olive-yard in the Apennines, and
he is glad to see you. She returned with new eyes.
So did Cecil; but Italy had quickened Cecil, not to tolerance, but to irritation.
He saw that the local society was narrow, but, instead of saying, "Does that very
much matter?" he rebelled, and tried to substitute for it the society he called
broad.
He did not realize that Lucy had consecrated her environment by the thousand
little civilities that create a tenderness in time, and that though her eyes saw its
defects, her heart refused to despise it entirely.
Nor did he realize a more important point-- that if she was too great for this society,
she was too great for all society, and had reached the stage where personal
intercourse would alone satisfy her.
A rebel she was, but not of the kind he understood--a rebel who desired, not a
wider dwelling-room, but equality beside the man she loved.
For Italy was offering her the most priceless of all possessions--her own soul.
Playing bumble-puppy with Minnie Beebe, niece to the rector, and aged thirteen--an
ancient and most honourable game, which consists in striking tennis-balls high into
the air, so that they fall over the net and
immoderately bounce; some hit Mrs. Honeychurch; others are lost.
The sentence is confused, but the better illustrates Lucy's state of mind, for she
was trying to talk to Mr. Beebe at the same time.
"Oh, it has been such a nuisance--first he, then they--no one knowing what they wanted,
and every one so tiresome." "But they really are coming now," said Mr.
Beebe.
"I wrote to Miss Teresa a few days ago--she was wondering how often the butcher called,
and my reply of once a month must have impressed her favourably.
They are coming.
I heard from them this morning. "I shall hate those Miss Alans!"
Mrs. Honeychurch cried. "Just because they're old and silly one's
expected to say 'How sweet!'
I hate their 'if'-ing and 'but'-ing and 'and'-ing.
And poor Lucy--serve her right--worn to a shadow."
Mr. Beebe watched the shadow springing and shouting over the tennis-court.
Cecil was absent--one did not play bumble- puppy when he was there.
"Well, if they are coming--No, Minnie, not Saturn."
Saturn was a tennis-ball whose skin was partially unsewn.
When in motion his orb was encircled by a ring.
"If they are coming, Sir Harry will let them move in before the twenty-ninth, and
he will cross out the clause about whitewashing the ceilings, because it made
them nervous, and put in the fair wear and tear one.--That doesn't count.
I told you not Saturn." "Saturn's all right for bumble-puppy,"
cried Freddy, joining them.
"Minnie, don't you listen to her." "Saturn doesn't bounce."
"Saturn bounces enough." "No, he doesn't."
"Well; he bounces better than the Beautiful White Devil."
"Hush, dear," said Mrs. Honeychurch.
"But look at Lucy--complaining of Saturn, and all the time's got the Beautiful White
Devil in her hand, ready to plug it in.
That's right, Minnie, go for her--get her over the shins with the racquet--get her
over the shins!" Lucy fell, the Beautiful White Devil rolled
from her hand.
Mr. Beebe picked it up, and said: "The name of this ball is Vittoria Corombona,
please." But his correction passed unheeded.
Freddy possessed to a high degree the power of lashing little girls to fury, and in
half a minute he had transformed Minnie from a well-mannered child into a howling
wilderness.
Up in the house Cecil heard them, and, though he was full of entertaining news, he
did not come down to impart it, in case he got hurt.
He was not a coward and bore necessary pain as well as any man.
But he hated the physical violence of the young.
How right it was!
Sure enough it ended in a cry. "I wish the Miss Alans could see this,"
observed Mr. Beebe, just as Lucy, who was nursing the injured Minnie, was in turn
lifted off her feet by her brother.
"Who are the Miss Alans?" Freddy panted.
"They have taken Cissie Villa." "That wasn't the name--"
Here his foot slipped, and they all fell most agreeably on to the grass.
An interval elapses. "Wasn't what name?" asked Lucy, with her
brother's head in her lap.
"Alan wasn't the name of the people Sir Harry's let to."
"Nonsense, Freddy! You know nothing about it."
"Nonsense yourself!
I've this minute seen him. He said to me: 'Ahem!
Honeychurch,'"--Freddy was an indifferent mimic--"'ahem! ahem!
I have at last procured really dee-sire- rebel tenants.'
I said, 'ooray, old boy!' and slapped him on the back."
"Exactly.
The Miss Alans?" "Rather not.
More like Anderson." "Oh, good gracious, there isn't going to be
another muddle!"
Mrs. Honeychurch exclaimed. "Do you notice, Lucy, I'm always right?
I said don't interfere with Cissie Villa. I'm always right.
I'm quite uneasy at being always right so often."
"It's only another muddle of Freddy's. Freddy doesn't even know the name of the
people he pretends have taken it instead."
"Yes, I do. I've got it.
Emerson." "What name?"
"Emerson.
I'll bet you anything you like." "What a weathercock Sir Harry is," said
Lucy quietly. "I wish I had never bothered over it at
all."
Then she lay on her back and gazed at the cloudless sky.
Mr. Beebe, whose opinion of her rose daily, whispered to his niece that THAT was the
proper way to behave if any little thing went wrong.
Meanwhile the name of the new tenants had diverted Mrs. Honeychurch from the
contemplation of her own abilities. "Emerson, Freddy?
Do you know what Emersons they are?"
"I don't know whether they're any Emersons," retorted Freddy, who was
democratic.
Like his sister and like most young people, he was naturally attracted by the idea of
equality, and the undeniable fact that there are different kinds of Emersons
annoyed him beyond measure.
"I trust they are the right sort of person. All right, Lucy"--she was sitting up again-
-"I see you looking down your nose and thinking your mother's a snob.
But there is a right sort and a wrong sort, and it's affectation to pretend there
isn't." "Emerson's a common enough name," Lucy
remarked.
She was gazing sideways. Seated on a promontory herself, she could
see the pine-clad promontories descending one beyond another into the Weald.
The further one descended the garden, the more glorious was this lateral view.
"I was merely going to remark, Freddy, that I trusted they were no relations of Emerson
the philosopher, a most trying man.
Pray, does that satisfy you?" "Oh, yes," he grumbled.
"And you will be satisfied, too, for they're friends of Cecil; so"--elaborate
irony--"you and the other country families will be able to call in perfect safety."
"CECIL?" exclaimed Lucy.
"Don't be rude, dear," said his mother placidly.
"Lucy, don't screech. It's a new bad habit you're getting into."
"But has Cecil--"
"Friends of Cecil's," he repeated, "'and so really dee-sire-rebel.
Ahem! Honeychurch, I have just telegraphed to
them.'"
She got up from the grass. It was *** Lucy.
Mr. Beebe sympathized with her very much.
While she believed that her snub about the Miss Alans came from Sir Harry Otway, she
had borne it like a good girl. She might well "screech" when she heard
that it came partly from her lover.
Mr. Vyse was a tease--something worse than a tease: he took a malicious pleasure in
thwarting people.
The clergyman, knowing this, looked at Miss Honeychurch with more than his usual
kindness.
When she exclaimed, "But Cecil's Emersons-- they can't possibly be the same ones--there
is that--" he did not consider that the exclamation was strange, but saw in it an
opportunity of diverting the conversation while she recovered her composure.
He diverted it as follows: "The Emersons who were at Florence, do you
mean?
No, I don't suppose it will prove to be them.
It is probably a long cry from them to friends of Mr. Vyse's.
Oh, Mrs. Honeychurch, the oddest people!
The queerest people! For our part we liked them, didn't we?"
He appealed to Lucy. "There was a great scene over some violets.
They picked violets and filled all the vases in the room of these very Miss Alans
who have failed to come to Cissie Villa. Poor little ladies!
So shocked and so pleased.
It used to be one of Miss Catharine's great stories.
'My dear sister loves flowers,' it began.
They found the whole room a mass of blue-- vases and jugs--and the story ends with 'So
ungentlemanly and yet so beautiful.' It is all very difficult.
Yes, I always connect those Florentine Emersons with violets."
"Fiasco's done you this time," remarked Freddy, not seeing that his sister's face
was very red.
She could not recover herself. Mr. Beebe saw it, and continued to divert
the conversation.
"These particular Emersons consisted of a father and a son--the son a goodly, if not
a good young man; not a fool, I fancy, but very immature--pessimism, et cetera.
Our special joy was the father--such a sentimental darling, and people declared he
had murdered his wife."
In his normal state Mr. Beebe would never have repeated such gossip, but he was
trying to shelter Lucy in her little trouble.
He repeated any rubbish that came into his head.
"Murdered his wife?" said Mrs. Honeychurch. "Lucy, don't desert us--go on playing
Really, the Pension Bertolini must have been the oddest place.
That's the second murderer I've heard of as being there.
Whatever was Charlotte doing to stop?
By-the-by, we really must ask Charlotte here some time."
Mr. Beebe could recall no second murderer. He suggested that his hostess was mistaken.
At the hint of opposition she warmed.
She was perfectly sure that there had been a second tourist of whom the same story had
been told. The name escaped her.
What was the name?
Oh, what was the name? She clasped her knees for the name.
Something in Thackeray. She struck her matronly forehead.
Lucy asked her brother whether Cecil was in.
"Oh, don't go!" he cried, and tried to catch her by the ankles.
"I must go," she said gravely.
"Don't be silly. You always overdo it when you play."
As she left them her mother's shout of "Harris!" shivered the tranquil air, and
reminded her that she had told a lie and had never put it right.
Such a senseless lie, too, yet it shattered her nerves and made her connect these
Emersons, friends of Cecil's, with a pair of nondescript tourists.
Hitherto truth had come to her naturally.
She saw that for the future she must be more vigilant, and be--absolutely truthful?
Well, at all events, she must not tell lies.
She hurried up the garden, still flushed with shame.
A word from Cecil would soothe her, she was sure.
"Cecil!"
"Hullo!" he called, and leant out of the smoking-room window.
He seemed in high spirits. "I was hoping you'd come.
I heard you all bear-gardening, but there's better fun up here.
I, even I, have won a great victory for the Comic Muse.
George Meredith's right--the cause of Comedy and the cause of Truth are really
the same; and I, even I, have found tenants for the distressful Cissie Villa.
Don't be angry!
Don't be angry! You'll forgive me when you hear it all."
He looked very attractive when his face was bright, and he dispelled her ridiculous
forebodings at once.
"I have heard," she said. "Freddy has told us.
Naughty Cecil! I suppose I must forgive you.
Just think of all the trouble I took for nothing!
Certainly the Miss Alans are a little tiresome, and I'd rather have nice friends
of yours.
But you oughtn't to tease one so." "Friends of mine?" he laughed.
"But, Lucy, the whole joke is to come! Come here."
But she remained standing where she was.
"Do you know where I met these desirable tenants?
In the National Gallery, when I was up to see my mother last week."
"What an odd place to meet people!" she said nervously.
"I don't quite understand." "In the Umbrian Room.
Absolute strangers.
They were admiring Luca Signorelli--of course, quite stupidly.
However, we got talking, and they refreshed me not--a little.
They had been to Italy."
"But, Cecil--" proceeded hilariously. "In the course of conversation they said
that they wanted a country cottage--the father to live there, the son to run down
for week-ends.
I thought, 'What a chance of scoring off Sir Harry!' and I took their address and a
London reference, found they weren't actual blackguards--it was great sport--and wrote
to him, making out--"
"Cecil! No, it's not fair.
I've probably met them before--" He bore her down.
"Perfectly fair.
Anything is fair that punishes a snob. That old man will do the neighbourhood a
world of good. Sir Harry is too disgusting with his
'decayed gentlewomen.'
I meant to read him a lesson some time. No, Lucy, the classes ought to mix, and
before long you'll agree with me. There ought to be intermarriage--all sorts
of things.
I believe in democracy--" "No, you don't," she snapped.
"You don't know what the word means." He stared at her, and felt again that she
had failed to be Leonardesque.
"No, you don't!" Her face was inartistic--that of a peevish
virago. "It isn't fair, Cecil.
I blame you--I blame you very much indeed.
You had no business to undo my work about the Miss Alans, and make me look
ridiculous. You call it scoring off Sir Harry, but do
you realize that it is all at my expense?
I consider it most disloyal of you." She left him.
"Temper!" he thought, raising his eyebrows. No, it was worse than temper--snobbishness.
As long as Lucy thought that his own smart friends were supplanting the Miss Alans,
she had not minded. He perceived that these new tenants might
be of value educationally.
He would tolerate the father and draw out the son, who was silent.
In the interests of the Comic Muse and of Truth, he would bring them to Windy Corner.
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CHAPTER XI: In Mrs. Vyse's Well-Appointed Flat
The Comic Muse, though able to look after her own interests, did not disdain the
assistance of Mr. Vyse.
His idea of bringing the Emersons to Windy Corner struck her as decidedly good, and
she carried through the negotiations without a hitch.
Sir Harry Otway signed the agreement, met Mr. Emerson, who was duly disillusioned.
The Miss Alans were duly offended, and wrote a dignified letter to Lucy, whom they
held responsible for the failure.
Mr. Beebe planned pleasant moments for the new-comers, and told Mrs. Honeychurch that
Freddy must call on them as soon as they arrived.
Indeed, so ample was the Muse's equipment that she permitted Mr. Harris, never a very
robust criminal, to droop his head, to be forgotten, and to die.
Lucy--to descend from bright heaven to earth, whereon there are shadows because
there are hills--Lucy was at first plunged into despair, but settled after a little
thought that it did not matter the very least.
Now that she was engaged, the Emersons would scarcely insult her and were welcome
into the neighbourhood.
And Cecil was welcome to bring whom he would into the neighbourhood.
Therefore Cecil was welcome to bring the Emersons into the neighbourhood.
But, as I say, this took a little thinking, and--so illogical are girls--the event
remained rather greater and rather more dreadful than it should have done.
She was glad that a visit to Mrs. Vyse now fell due; the tenants moved into Cissie
Villa while she was safe in the London flat.
"Cecil--Cecil darling," she whispered the evening she arrived, and crept into his
arms. Cecil, too, became demonstrative.
He saw that the needful fire had been kindled in Lucy.
At last she longed for attention, as a woman should, and looked up to him because
he was a man.
"So you do love me, little thing?" he murmured.
"Oh, Cecil, I do, I do! I don't know what I should do without you."
Several days passed.
Then she had a letter from Miss Bartlett. A coolness had sprung up between the two
cousins, and they had not corresponded since they parted in August.
The coolness dated from what Charlotte would call "the flight to Rome," and in
Rome it had increased amazingly.
For the companion who is merely uncongenial in the mediaeval world becomes exasperating
in the classical.
Charlotte, unselfish in the Forum, would have tried a sweeter temper than Lucy's,
and once, in the Baths of Caracalla, they had doubted whether they could continue
their tour.
Lucy had said she would join the Vyses-- Mrs. Vyse was an acquaintance of her
mother, so there was no impropriety in the plan and Miss Bartlett had replied that she
was quite used to being abandoned suddenly.
Finally nothing happened; but the coolness remained, and, for Lucy, was even increased
when she opened the letter and read as follows.
It had been forwarded from Windy Corner.
"Tunbridge Wells, "September.
"Dearest Lucia, "I have news of you at last!
Miss Lavish has been bicycling in your parts, but was not sure whether a call
would be welcome.
Puncturing her tire near Summer Street, and it being mended while she sat very
woebegone in that pretty churchyard, she saw to her astonishment, a door open
opposite and the younger Emerson man come out.
He said his father had just taken the house.
He SAID he did not know that you lived in the neighbourhood (?).
He never suggested giving Eleanor a cup of tea.
Dear Lucy, I am much worried, and I advise you to make a clean breast of his past
behaviour to your mother, Freddy, and Mr. Vyse, who will forbid him to enter the
house, etc.
That was a great misfortune, and I dare say you have told them already.
Mr. Vyse is so sensitive. I remember how I used to get on his nerves
at Rome.
I am very sorry about it all, and should not feel easy unless I warned you.
"Believe me, "Your anxious and loving cousin,
"Charlotte."
Lucy was much annoyed, and replied as follows:
"Beauchamp Mansions, S.W. "Dear Charlotte,
"Many thanks for your warning.
When Mr. Emerson forgot himself on the mountain, you made me promise not to tell
mother, because you said she would blame you for not being always with me.
I have kept that promise, and cannot possibly tell her now.
I have said both to her and Cecil that I met the Emersons at Florence, and that they
are respectable people--which I do think-- and the reason that he offered Miss Lavish
no tea was probably that he had none himself.
She should have tried at the Rectory. I cannot begin making a fuss at this stage.
You must see that it would be too absurd.
If the Emersons heard I had complained of them, they would think themselves of
importance, which is exactly what they are not.
I like the old father, and look forward to seeing him again.
As for the son, I am sorry for him when we meet, rather than for myself.
They are known to Cecil, who is very well and spoke of you the other day.
We expect to be married in January.
"Miss Lavish cannot have told you much about me, for I am not at Windy Corner at
all, but here. Please do not put 'Private' outside your
envelope again.
No one opens my letters. "Yours affectionately,
"L. M. Honeychurch."
Secrecy has this disadvantage: we lose the sense of proportion; we cannot tell whether
our secret is important or not.
Were Lucy and her cousin closeted with a great thing which would destroy Cecil's
life if he discovered it, or with a little thing which he would laugh at?
Miss Bartlett suggested the former.
Perhaps she was right. It had become a great thing now.
Left to herself, Lucy would have told her mother and her lover ingenuously, and it
would have remained a little thing.
"Emerson, not Harris"; it was only that a few weeks ago.
She tried to tell Cecil even now when they were laughing about some beautiful lady who
had smitten his heart at school.
But her body behaved so ridiculously that she stopped.
She and her secret stayed ten days longer in the deserted Metropolis visiting the
scenes they were to know so well later on.
It did her no harm, Cecil thought, to learn the framework of society, while society
itself was absent on the golf-links or the moors.
The weather was cool, and it did her no harm.
In spite of the season, Mrs. Vyse managed to scrape together a dinner-party
consisting entirely of the grandchildren of famous people.
The food was poor, but the talk had a witty weariness that impressed the girl.
One was tired of everything, it seemed.
One launched into enthusiasms only to collapse gracefully, and pick oneself up
amid sympathetic laughter.
In this atmosphere the Pension Bertolini and Windy Corner appeared equally crude,
and Lucy saw that her London career would estrange her a little from all that she had
loved in the past.
The grandchildren asked her to play the piano.
She played Schumann. "Now some Beethoven" called Cecil, when the
querulous beauty of the music had died.
She shook her head and played Schumann again.
The melody rose, unprofitably magical. It broke; it was resumed broken, not
marching once from the cradle to the grave.
The sadness of the incomplete--the sadness that is often Life, but should never be
Art--throbbed in its disjected phrases, and made the nerves of the audience throb.
Not thus had she played on the little draped piano at the Bertolini, and "Too
much Schumann" was not the remark that Mr. Beebe had passed to himself when she
returned.
When the guests were gone, and Lucy had gone to bed, Mrs. Vyse paced up and down
the drawing-room, discussing her little party with her son.
Mrs. Vyse was a nice woman, but her personality, like many another's, had been
swamped by London, for it needs a strong head to live among many people.
The too vast orb of her fate had crushed her; and she had seen too many seasons, too
many cities, too many men, for her abilities, and even with Cecil she was
mechanical, and behaved as if he was not one son, but, so to speak, a filial crowd.
"Make Lucy one of us," she said, looking round intelligently at the end of each
sentence, and straining her lips apart until she spoke again.
"Lucy is becoming wonderful--wonderful."
"Her music always was wonderful." "Yes, but she is purging off the
Honeychurch taint, most excellent Honeychurches, but you know what I mean.
She is not always quoting servants, or asking one how the pudding is made."
"Italy has done it." "Perhaps," she murmured, thinking of the
museum that represented Italy to her.
"It is just possible. Cecil, mind you marry her next January.
She is one of us already." "But her music!" he exclaimed.
"The style of her!
How she kept to Schumann when, like an idiot, I wanted Beethoven.
Schumann was right for this evening. Schumann was the thing.
Do you know, mother, I shall have our children educated just like Lucy.
Bring them up among honest country folks for freshness, send them to Italy for
subtlety, and then--not till then--let them come to London.
I don't believe in these London educations- -" He broke off, remembering that he had
had one himself, and concluded, "At all events, not for women."
"Make her one of us," repeated Mrs. Vyse, and processed to bed.
As she was dozing off, a cry--the cry of nightmare--rang from Lucy's room.
Lucy could ring for the maid if she liked but Mrs. Vyse thought it kind to go
herself. She found the girl sitting upright with her
hand on her cheek.
"I am so sorry, Mrs. Vyse--it is these dreams."
"Bad dreams?" "Just dreams."
The elder lady smiled and kissed her, saying very distinctly: "You should have
heard us talking about you, dear. He admires you more than ever.
Dream of that."
Lucy returned the kiss, still covering one cheek with her hand.
Mrs. Vyse recessed to bed. Cecil, whom the cry had not awoke, snored.
Darkness enveloped the flat.
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CHAPTER XII: Twelfth Chapter
It was a Saturday afternoon, gay and brilliant after abundant rains, and the
spirit of youth dwelt in it, though the season was now autumn.
All that was gracious triumphed.
As the motorcars passed through Summer Street they raised only a little dust, and
their stench was soon dispersed by the wind and replaced by the scent of the wet
birches or of the pines.
Mr. Beebe, at leisure for life's amenities, leant over his Rectory gate.
Freddy leant by him, smoking a pendant pipe.
"Suppose we go and hinder those new people opposite for a little."
"M'm." "They might amuse you."
Freddy, whom his fellow-creatures never amused, suggested that the new people might
be feeling a bit busy, and so on, since they had only just moved in.
"I suggested we should hinder them," said Mr. Beebe.
"They are worth it." Unlatching the gate, he sauntered over the
triangular green to Cissie Villa.
"Hullo!" he cried, shouting in at the open door, through which much squalor was
visible. A grave voice replied, "Hullo!"
"I've brought some one to see you."
"I'll be down in a minute." The passage was blocked by a wardrobe,
which the removal men had failed to carry up the stairs.
Mr. Beebe edged round it with difficulty.
The sitting-room itself was blocked with books.
"Are these people great readers?" Freddy whispered.
"Are they that sort?"
"I fancy they know how to read--a rare accomplishment.
What have they got? Byron.
Exactly.
A Shropshire Lad. Never heard of it.
The Way of All Flesh. Never heard of it.
Gibbon.
Hullo! dear George reads German. Um--um--Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, and so we
go on. Well, I suppose your generation knows its
own business, Honeychurch."
"Mr. Beebe, look at that," said Freddy in awestruck tones.
On the cornice of the wardrobe, the hand of an amateur had painted this inscription:
"Mistrust all enterprises that require new clothes."
"I know.
Isn't it jolly? I like that.
I'm certain that's the old man's doing." "How very odd of him!"
"Surely you agree?"
But Freddy was his mother's son and felt that one ought not to go on spoiling the
furniture. "Pictures!" the clergyman continued,
scrambling about the room.
"Giotto--they got that at Florence, I'll be bound."
"The same as Lucy's got." "Oh, by-the-by, did Miss Honeychurch enjoy
London?"
"She came back yesterday." "I suppose she had a good time?"
"Yes, very," said Freddy, taking up a book. "She and Cecil are thicker than ever."
"That's good hearing."
"I wish I wasn't such a fool, Mr. Beebe." Mr. Beebe ignored the remark.
"Lucy used to be nearly as stupid as I am, but it'll be very different now, mother
thinks.
She will read all kinds of books." "So will you."
"Only medical books. Not books that you can talk about
afterwards.
Cecil is teaching Lucy Italian, and he says her playing is wonderful.
There are all kinds of things in it that we have never noticed.
Cecil says--"
"What on earth are those people doing upstairs?
Emerson--we think we'll come another time." George ran down-stairs and pushed them into
the room without speaking.
"Let me introduce Mr. Honeychurch, a neighbour."
Then Freddy hurled one of the thunderbolts of youth.
Perhaps he was shy, perhaps he was friendly, or perhaps he thought that
George's face wanted washing. At all events he greeted him with, "How
d'ye do?
Come and have a bathe." "Oh, all right," said George, impassive.
Mr. Beebe was highly entertained. "'How d'ye do? how d'ye do?
Come and have a bathe,'" he chuckled.
"That's the best conversational opening I've ever heard.
But I'm afraid it will only act between men.
Can you picture a lady who has been introduced to another lady by a third lady
opening civilities with 'How do you do? Come and have a bathe'?
And yet you will tell me that the sexes are equal."
"I tell you that they shall be," said Mr. Emerson, who had been slowly descending the
stairs.
"Good afternoon, Mr. Beebe. I tell you they shall be comrades, and
George thinks the same." "We are to raise ladies to our level?" the
clergyman inquired.
"The Garden of Eden," pursued Mr. Emerson, still descending, "which you place in the
past, is really yet to come. We shall enter it when we no longer despise
our bodies."
Mr. Beebe disclaimed placing the Garden of Eden anywhere.
"In this--not in other things--we men are ahead.
We despise the body less than women do.
But not until we are comrades shall we enter the garden."
"I say, what about this bathe?" murmured Freddy, appalled at the mass of philosophy
that was approaching him.
"I believed in a return to Nature once. But how can we return to Nature when we
have never been with her? To-day, I believe that we must discover
Nature.
After many conquests we shall attain simplicity.
It is our heritage." "Let me introduce Mr. Honeychurch, whose
sister you will remember at Florence."
"How do you do? Very glad to see you, and that you are
taking George for a bathe. Very glad to hear that your sister is going
to marry.
Marriage is a duty. I am sure that she will be happy, for we
know Mr. Vyse, too. He has been most kind.
He met us by chance in the National Gallery, and arranged everything about this
delightful house. Though I hope I have not vexed Sir Harry
Otway.
I have met so few Liberal landowners, and I was anxious to compare his attitude towards
the game laws with the Conservative attitude.
Ah, this wind!
You do well to bathe. Yours is a glorious country, Honeychurch!"
"Not a bit!" mumbled Freddy.
"I must--that is to say, I have to--have the pleasure of calling on you later on, my
mother says, I hope." "CALL, my lad?
Who taught us that drawing-room twaddle?
Call on your grandmother! Listen to the wind among the pines!
Yours is a glorious country." Mr. Beebe came to the rescue.
"Mr. Emerson, he will call, I shall call; you or your son will return our calls
before ten days have elapsed. I trust that you have realized about the
ten days' interval.
It does not count that I helped you with the stair-eyes yesterday.
It does not count that they are going to bathe this afternoon."
"Yes, go and bathe, George.
Why do you dawdle talking? Bring them back to tea.
Bring back some milk, cakes, honey. The change will do you good.
George has been working very hard at his office.
I can't believe he's well."
George bowed his head, dusty and sombre, exhaling the peculiar smell of one who has
handled furniture. "Do you really want this bathe?"
Freddy asked him.
"It is only a pond, don't you know. I dare say you are used to something
better." "Yes--I have said 'Yes' already."
Mr. Beebe felt bound to assist his young friend, and led the way out of the house
and into the pine-woods. How glorious it was!
For a little time the voice of old Mr. Emerson pursued them dispensing good wishes
and philosophy. It ceased, and they only heard the fair
wind blowing the bracken and the trees.
Mr. Beebe, who could be silent, but who could not bear silence, was compelled to
chatter, since the expedition looked like a failure, and neither of his companions
would utter a word.
He spoke of Florence. George attended gravely, assenting or
dissenting with slight but determined gestures that were as inexplicable as the
motions of the tree-tops above their heads.
"And what a coincidence that you should meet Mr. Vyse!
Did you realize that you would find all the Pension Bertolini down here?"
"I did not.
Miss Lavish told me." "When I was a young man, I always meant to
write a 'History of Coincidence.'" No enthusiasm.
"Though, as a matter of fact, coincidences are much rarer than we suppose.
For example, it isn't purely coincidentally that you are here now, when one comes to
reflect."
To his relief, George began to talk. "It is.
I have reflected. It is Fate.
Everything is Fate.
We are flung together by Fate, drawn apart by Fate--flung together, drawn apart.
The twelve winds blow us--we settle nothing--"
"You have not reflected at all," rapped the clergyman.
"Let me give you a useful tip, Emerson: attribute nothing to Fate.
Don't say, 'I didn't do this,' for you did it, ten to one.
Now I'll cross-question you. Where did you first meet Miss Honeychurch
and myself?"
"Italy." "And where did you meet Mr. Vyse, who is
going to marry Miss Honeychurch?" "National Gallery."
"Looking at Italian art.
There you are, and yet you talk of coincidence and Fate.
You naturally seek out things Italian, and so do we and our friends.
This narrows the field immeasurably we meet again in it."
"It is Fate that I am here," persisted George.
"But you can call it Italy if it makes you less unhappy."
Mr. Beebe slid away from such heavy treatment of the subject.
But he was infinitely tolerant of the young, and had no desire to snub George.
"And so for this and for other reasons my 'History of Coincidence' is still to
write."
Silence. Wishing to round off the episode, he added;
"We are all so glad that you have come." Silence.
"Here we are!" called Freddy.
"Oh, good!" exclaimed Mr. Beebe, mopping his brow.
"In there's the pond. I wish it was bigger," he added
apologetically.
They climbed down a slippery bank of pine- needles.
There lay the pond, set in its little alp of green--only a pond, but large enough to
contain the human body, and pure enough to reflect the sky.
On account of the rains, the waters had flooded the surrounding grass, which showed
like a beautiful emerald path, tempting these feet towards the central pool.
"It's distinctly successful, as ponds go," said Mr. Beebe.
"No apologies are necessary for the pond." George sat down where the ground was dry,
and drearily unlaced his boots.
"Aren't those masses of willow-herb splendid?
I love willow-herb in seed. What's the name of this aromatic plant?"
No one knew, or seemed to care.
"These abrupt changes of vegetation--this little spongeous tract of water plants, and
on either side of it all the growths are tough or brittle--heather, bracken, hurts,
pines.
Very charming, very charming. "Mr. Beebe, aren't you bathing?" called
Freddy, as he stripped himself. Mr. Beebe thought he was not.
"Water's wonderful!" cried Freddy, prancing in.
"Water's water," murmured George.
Wetting his hair first--a sure sign of apathy--he followed Freddy into the divine,
as indifferent as if he were a statue and the pond a pail of soapsuds.
It was necessary to use his muscles.
It was necessary to keep clean. Mr. Beebe watched them, and watched the
seeds of the willow-herb dance chorically above their heads.
"Apooshoo, apooshoo, apooshoo," went Freddy, swimming for two strokes in either
direction, and then becoming involved in reeds or mud.
"Is it worth it?" asked the other, Michelangelesque on the flooded margin.
The bank broke away, and he fell into the pool before he had weighed the question
properly.
"Hee-poof--I've swallowed a pollywog, Mr. Beebe, water's wonderful, water's simply
ripping."
"Water's not so bad," said George, reappearing from his plunge, and sputtering
at the sun. "Water's wonderful.
Mr. Beebe, do."
"Apooshoo, kouf." Mr. Beebe, who was hot, and who always
acquiesced where possible, looked around him.
He could detect no parishioners except the pine-trees, rising up steeply on all sides,
and gesturing to each other against the blue.
How glorious it was!
The world of motor-cars and rural Deans receded inimitably.
Water, sky, evergreens, a wind--these things not even the seasons can touch, and
surely they lie beyond the intrusion of man?
"I may as well wash too"; and soon his garments made a third little pile on the
sward, and he too asserted the wonder of the water.
It was ordinary water, nor was there very much of it, and, as Freddy said, it
reminded one of swimming in a salad.
The three gentlemen rotated in the pool breast high, after the fashion of the
nymphs in Gotterdammerung.
But either because the rains had given a freshness or because the sun was shedding a
most glorious heat, or because two of the gentlemen were young in years and the third
young in spirit--for some reason or other a
change came over them, and they forgot Italy and Botany and Fate.
They began to play. Mr. Beebe and Freddy splashed each other.
A little deferentially, they splashed George.
He was quiet: they feared they had offended him.
Then all the forces of youth burst out.
He smiled, flung himself at them, splashed them, ducked them, kicked them, muddied
them, and drove them out of the pool.
"Race you round it, then," cried Freddy, and they raced in the sunshine, and George
took a short cut and dirtied his shins, and had to bathe a second time.
Then Mr. Beebe consented to run--a memorable sight.
They ran to get dry, they bathed to get cool, they played at being Indians in the
willow-herbs and in the bracken, they bathed to get clean.
And all the time three little bundles lay discreetly on the sward, proclaiming:
"No. We are what matters. Without us shall no enterprise begin.
To us shall all flesh turn in the end."
"A try! A try!" yelled Freddy, snatching up
George's bundle and placing it beside an imaginary goal-post.
"Socker rules," George retorted, scattering Freddy's bundle with a kick.
"Goal!" "Goal!"
"Pass!"
"Take care my watch!" cried Mr. Beebe. Clothes flew in all directions.
"Take care my hat! No, that's enough, Freddy.
Dress now.
No, I say!" But the two young men were delirious.
Away they twinkled into the trees, Freddy with a clerical waistcoat under his arm,
George with a wide-awake hat on his dripping hair.
"That'll do!" shouted Mr. Beebe, remembering that after all he was in his
own parish. Then his voice changed as if every pine-
tree was a Rural Dean.
"Hi! Steady on! I see people coming you fellows!"
Yells, and widening circles over the dappled earth.
"Hi! hi!
LADIES!" Neither George nor Freddy was truly
refined.
Still, they did not hear Mr. Beebe's last warning or they would have avoided Mrs.
Honeychurch, Cecil, and Lucy, who were walking down to call on old Mrs.
Butterworth.
Freddy dropped the waistcoat at their feet, and dashed into some bracken.
George whooped in their faces, turned and scudded away down the path to the pond,
still clad in Mr. Beebe's hat.
"Gracious alive!" cried Mrs. Honeychurch. "Whoever were those unfortunate people?
Oh, dears, look away! And poor Mr. Beebe, too!
Whatever has happened?"
"Come this way immediately," commanded Cecil, who always felt that he must lead
women, though knew not whither, and protect them, though he knew not against what.
He led them now towards the bracken where Freddy sat concealed.
"Oh, poor Mr. Beebe! Was that his waistcoat we left in the path?
Cecil, Mr. Beebe's waistcoat--"
No business of ours, said Cecil, glancing at Lucy, who was all parasol and evidently
"minded." "I fancy Mr. Beebe jumped back into the
pond."
"This way, please, Mrs. Honeychurch, this way."
They followed him up the bank attempting the tense yet nonchalant expression that is
suitable for ladies on such occasions.
"Well, I can't help it," said a voice close ahead, and Freddy reared a freckled face
and a pair of snowy shoulders out of the fronds.
"I can't be trodden on, can I?"
"Good gracious me, dear; so it's you! What miserable management!
Why not have a comfortable bath at home, with hot and cold laid on?"
"Look here, mother, a fellow must wash, and a fellow's got to dry, and if another
fellow--" "Dear, no doubt you're right as usual, but
you are in no position to argue.
Come, Lucy." They turned.
"Oh, look--don't look! Oh, poor Mr. Beebe!
How unfortunate again--"
For Mr. Beebe was just crawling out of the pond, On whose surface garments of an
intimate nature did float; while George, the world-weary George, shouted to Freddy
that he had hooked a fish.
"And me, I've swallowed one," answered he of the bracken.
"I've swallowed a pollywog. It wriggleth in my tummy.
I shall die--Emerson you beast, you've got on my bags."
"Hush, dears," said Mrs. Honeychurch, who found it impossible to remain shocked.
"And do be sure you dry yourselves thoroughly first.
All these colds come of not drying thoroughly."
"Mother, do come away," said Lucy.
"Oh for goodness' sake, do come." "Hullo!" cried George, so that again the
ladies stopped. He regarded himself as dressed.
Barefoot, bare-chested, radiant and personable against the shadowy woods, he
called: "Hullo, Miss Honeychurch!
Hullo!"
"Bow, Lucy; better bow. Whoever is it?
I shall bow." Miss Honeychurch bowed.
That evening and all that night the water ran away.
On the morrow the pool had shrunk to its old size and lost its glory.
It had been a call to the blood and to the relaxed will, a passing benediction whose
influence did not pass, a holiness, a spell, a momentary chalice for youth.
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CHAPTER XIII: How Miss Bartlett's Boiler Was So Tiresome
How often had Lucy rehearsed this bow, this interview!
But she had always rehearsed them indoors, and with certain accessories, which surely
we have a right to assume.
Who could foretell that she and George would meet in the rout of a civilization,
amidst an army of coats and collars and boots that lay wounded over the sunlit
earth?
She had imagined a young Mr. Emerson, who might be shy or morbid or indifferent or
furtively impudent. She was prepared for all of these.
But she had never imagined one who would be happy and greet her with the shout of the
morning star.
Indoors herself, partaking of tea with old Mrs. Butterworth, she reflected that it is
impossible to foretell the future with any degree of accuracy, that it is impossible
to rehearse life.
A fault in the scenery, a face in the audience, an irruption of the audience on
to the stage, and all our carefully planned gestures mean nothing, or mean too much.
"I will bow," she had thought.
"I will not shake hands with him. That will be just the proper thing."
She had bowed--but to whom? To gods, to heroes, to the nonsense of
school-girls!
She had bowed across the rubbish that cumbers the world.
So ran her thoughts, while her faculties were busy with Cecil.
It was another of those dreadful engagement calls.
Mrs. Butterworth had wanted to see him, and he did not want to be seen.
He did not want to hear about hydrangeas, why they change their colour at the
seaside. He did not want to join the C. O. S.
When cross he was always elaborate, and made long, clever answers where "Yes" or
"No" would have done.
Lucy soothed him and tinkered at the conversation in a way that promised well
for their married peace.
No one is perfect, and surely it is wiser to discover the imperfections before
wedlock.
Miss Bartlett, indeed, though not in word, had taught the girl that this our life
contains nothing satisfactory.
Lucy, though she disliked the teacher, regarded the teaching as profound, and
applied it to her lover. "Lucy," said her mother, when they got
home, "is anything the matter with Cecil?"
The question was ominous; up till now Mrs. Honeychurch had behaved with charity and
restraint. "No, I don't think so, mother; Cecil's all
right."
"Perhaps he's tired." Lucy compromised: perhaps Cecil was a
little tired.
"Because otherwise"--she pulled out her bonnet-pins with gathering displeasure--
"because otherwise I cannot account for him."
"I do think Mrs. Butterworth is rather tiresome, if you mean that."
"Cecil has told you to think so.
You were devoted to her as a little girl, and nothing will describe her goodness to
you through the typhoid fever. No--it is just the same thing everywhere."
"Let me just put your bonnet away, may I?"
"Surely he could answer her civilly for one half-hour?"
"Cecil has a very high standard for people," faltered Lucy, seeing trouble
ahead.
"It's part of his ideals--it is really that that makes him sometimes seem--"
"Oh, rubbish!
If high ideals make a young man rude, the sooner he gets rid of them the better,"
said Mrs. Honeychurch, handing her the bonnet.
"Now, mother!
I've seen you cross with Mrs. Butterworth yourself!"
"Not in that way. At times I could wring her neck.
But not in that way.
No. It is the same with Cecil all over." "By-the-by--I never told you.
I had a letter from Charlotte while I was away in London."
This attempt to divert the conversation was too puerile, and Mrs. Honeychurch resented
it. "Since Cecil came back from London, nothing
appears to please him.
Whenever I speak he winces;--I see him, Lucy; it is useless to contradict me.
No doubt I am neither artistic nor literary nor intellectual nor musical, but I cannot
help the drawing-room furniture; your father bought it and we must put up with
it, will Cecil kindly remember."
"I--I see what you mean, and certainly Cecil oughtn't to.
But he does not mean to be uncivil--he once explained--it is the things that upset him-
-he is easily upset by ugly things--he is not uncivil to PEOPLE."
"Is it a thing or a person when Freddy sings?"
"You can't expect a really musical person to enjoy comic songs as we do."
"Then why didn't he leave the room?
Why sit wriggling and sneering and spoiling everyone's pleasure?"
"We mustn't be unjust to people," faltered Lucy.
Something had enfeebled her, and the case for Cecil, which she had mastered so
perfectly in London, would not come forth in an effective form.
The two civilizations had clashed--Cecil hinted that they might--and she was dazzled
and bewildered, as though the radiance that lies behind all civilization had blinded
her eyes.
Good taste and bad taste were only catchwords, garments of diverse cut; and
music itself dissolved to a whisper through pine-trees, where the song is not
distinguishable from the comic song.
She remained in much embarrassment, while Mrs. Honeychurch changed her frock for
dinner; and every now and then she said a word, and made things no better.
There was no concealing the fact, Cecil had meant to be supercilious, and he had
succeeded. And Lucy--she knew not why--wished that the
trouble could have come at any other time.
"Go and dress, dear; you'll be late." "All right, mother--"
"Don't say 'All right' and stop. Go."
She obeyed, but loitered disconsolately at the landing window.
It faced north, so there was little view, and no view of the sky.
Now, as in the winter, the pine-trees hung close to her eyes.
One connected the landing window with depression.
No definite problem menaced her, but she sighed to herself, "Oh, dear, what shall I
do, what shall I do?" It seemed to her that every one else was
behaving very badly.
And she ought not to have mentioned Miss Bartlett's letter.
She must be more careful; her mother was rather inquisitive, and might have asked
what it was about.
Oh, dear, should she do?--and then Freddy came bounding up-stairs, and joined the
ranks of the ill-behaved. "I say, those are topping people."
"My dear baby, how tiresome you've been!
You have no business to take them bathing in the Sacred it's much too public.
It was all right for you but most awkward for every one else.
Do be more careful.
You forget the place is growing half suburban."
"I say, is anything on to-morrow week?" "Not that I know of."
"Then I want to ask the Emersons up to Sunday tennis."
"Oh, I wouldn't do that, Freddy, I wouldn't do that with all this muddle."
"What's wrong with the court?
They won't mind a bump or two, and I've ordered new balls."
"I meant it's better not. I really mean it."
He seized her by the elbows and humorously danced her up and down the passage.
She pretended not to mind, but she could have screamed with temper.
Cecil glanced at them as he proceeded to his toilet and they impeded Mary with her
brood of hot-water cans. Then Mrs. Honeychurch opened her door and
said: "Lucy, what a noise you're making!
I have something to say to you. Did you say you had had a letter from
Charlotte?" and Freddy ran away. "Yes. I really can't stop.
I must dress too."
"How's Charlotte?" "All right."
"Lucy!" The unfortunate girl returned.
"You've a bad habit of hurrying away in the middle of one's sentences.
Did Charlotte mention her boiler?" "Her WHAT?"
"Don't you remember that her boiler was to be had out in October, and her bath cistern
cleaned out, and all kinds of terrible to- doings?"
"I can't remember all Charlotte's worries," said Lucy bitterly.
"I shall have enough of my own, now that you are not pleased with Cecil."
Mrs. Honeychurch might have flamed out.
She did not. She said: "Come here, old lady--thank you
for putting away my bonnet--kiss me."
And, though nothing is perfect, Lucy felt for the moment that her mother and Windy
Corner and the Weald in the declining sun were perfect.
So the grittiness went out of life.
It generally did at Windy Corner. At the last minute, when the social machine
was clogged hopelessly, one member or other of the family poured in a drop of oil.
Cecil despised their methods--perhaps rightly.
At all events, they were not his own. Dinner was at half-past seven.
Freddy gabbled the grace, and they drew up their heavy chairs and fell to.
Fortunately, the men were hungry. Nothing untoward occurred until the
pudding.
Then Freddy said: "Lucy, what's Emerson like?"
"I saw him in Florence," said Lucy, hoping that this would pass for a reply.
"Is he the clever sort, or is he a decent chap?"
"Ask Cecil; it is Cecil who brought him here."
"He is the clever sort, like myself," said Cecil.
Freddy looked at him doubtfully. "How well did you know them at the
Bertolini?" asked Mrs. Honeychurch.
"Oh, very slightly. I mean, Charlotte knew them even less than
I did." "Oh, that reminds me--you never told me
what Charlotte said in her letter."
"One thing and another," said Lucy, wondering whether she would get through the
meal without a lie.
"Among other things, that an awful friend of hers had been bicycling through Summer
Street, wondered if she'd come up and see us, and mercifully didn't."
"Lucy, I do call the way you talk unkind."
"She was a novelist," said Lucy craftily. The remark was a happy one, for nothing
roused Mrs. Honeychurch so much as literature in the hands of females.
She would abandon every topic to inveigh against those women who (instead of minding
their houses and their children) seek notoriety by print.
Her attitude was: "If books must be written, let them be written by men"; and
she developed it at great length, while Cecil yawned and Freddy played at "This
year, next year, now, never," with his
plum-stones, and Lucy artfully fed the flames of her mother's wrath.
But soon the conflagration died down, and the ghosts began to gather in the darkness.
There were too many ghosts about.
The original ghost--that touch of lips on her cheek--had surely been laid long ago;
it could be nothing to her that a man had kissed her on a mountain once.
But it had begotten a spectral family--Mr. Harris, Miss Bartlett's letter, Mr. Beebe's
memories of violets--and one or other of these was bound to haunt her before Cecil's
very eyes.
It was Miss Bartlett who returned now, and with appalling vividness.
"I have been thinking, Lucy, of that letter of Charlotte's.
How is she?"
"I tore the thing up." "Didn't she say how she was?
How does she sound? Cheerful?"
"Oh, yes I suppose so--no--not very cheerful, I suppose."
"Then, depend upon it, it IS the boiler. I know myself how water preys upon one's
mind.
I would rather anything else--even a misfortune with the meat."
Cecil laid his hand over his eyes.
"So would I," asserted Freddy, backing his mother up--backing up the spirit of her
remark rather than the substance.
"And I have been thinking," she added rather nervously, "surely we could squeeze
Charlotte in here next week, and give her a nice holiday while plumbers at Tunbridge
Wells finish.
I have not seen poor Charlotte for so long."
It was more than her nerves could stand. And she could not protest violently after
her mother's goodness to her upstairs.
"Mother, no!" she pleaded. "It's impossible.
We can't have Charlotte on the top of the other things; we're squeezed to death as it
is.
Freddy's got a friend coming Tuesday, there's Cecil, and you've promised to take
in Minnie Beebe because of the diphtheria scare.
It simply can't be done."
"Nonsense! It can."
"If Minnie sleeps in the bath. Not otherwise."
"Minnie can sleep with you."
"I won't have her." "Then, if you're so selfish, Mr. Floyd must
share a room with Freddy."
"Miss Bartlett, Miss Bartlett, Miss Bartlett," moaned Cecil, again laying his
hand over his eyes. "It's impossible," repeated Lucy.
"I don't want to make difficulties, but it really isn't fair on the maids to fill up
the house so." Alas!
"The truth is, dear, you don't like Charlotte."
"No, I don't. And no more does Cecil.
She gets on our nerves.
You haven't seen her lately, and don't realize how tiresome she can be, though so
good.
So please, mother, don't worry us this last summer; but spoil us by not asking her to
come." "Hear, hear!" said Cecil.
Mrs. Honeychurch, with more gravity than usual, and with more feeling than she
usually permitted herself, replied: "This isn't very kind of you two.
You have each other and all these woods to walk in, so full of beautiful things; and
poor Charlotte has only the water turned off and plumbers.
You are young, dears, and however clever young people are, and however many books
they read, they will never guess what it feels like to grow old."
Cecil crumbled his bread.
"I must say Cousin Charlotte was very kind to me that year I called on my bike," put
in Freddy.
"She thanked me for coming till I felt like such a fool, and fussed round no end to get
an egg boiled for my tea just right." "I know, dear.
She is kind to every one, and yet Lucy makes this difficulty when we try to give
her some little return." But Lucy hardened her heart.
It was no good being kind to Miss Bartlett.
She had tried herself too often and too recently.
One might lay up treasure in heaven by the attempt, but one enriched neither Miss
Bartlett nor any one else upon earth.
She was reduced to saying: "I can't help it, mother.
I don't like Charlotte. I admit it's horrid of me."
"From your own account, you told her as much."
"Well, she would leave Florence so stupidly.
She flurried--"
The ghosts were returning; they filled Italy, they were even usurping the places
she had known as a child.
The Sacred Lake would never be the same again, and, on Sunday week, something would
even happen to Windy Corner. How would she fight against ghosts?
For a moment the visible world faded away, and memories and emotions alone seemed
real.
"I suppose Miss Bartlett must come, since she boils eggs so well," said Cecil, who
was in rather a happier frame of mind, thanks to the admirable cooking.
"I didn't mean the egg was WELL boiled," corrected Freddy, "because in point of fact
she forgot to take it off, and as a matter of fact I don't care for eggs.
I only meant how jolly kind she seemed."
Cecil frowned again. Oh, these Honeychurches!
Eggs, boilers, hydrangeas, maids--of such were their lives compact.
"May me and Lucy get down from our chairs?" he asked, with scarcely veiled insolence.
"We don't want no dessert."
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CHAPTER XIV: How Lucy Faced the External Situation Bravely
Of course Miss Bartlett accepted. And, equally of course, she felt sure that
she would prove a nuisance, and begged to be given an inferior spare room--something
with no view, anything.
Her love to Lucy. And, equally of course, George Emerson
could come to tennis on the Sunday week.
Lucy faced the situation bravely, though, like most of us, she only faced the
situation that encompassed her. She never gazed inwards.
If at times strange images rose from the depths, she put them down to nerves.
When Cecil brought the Emersons to Summer Street, it had upset her nerves.
Charlotte would burnish up past foolishness, and this might upset her
nerves. She was nervous at night.
When she talked to George--they met again almost immediately at the Rectory--his
voice moved her deeply, and she wished to remain near him.
How dreadful if she really wished to remain near him!
Of course, the wish was due to nerves, which love to play such perverse tricks
upon us.
Once she had suffered from "things that came out of nothing and meant she didn't
know what."
Now Cecil had explained psychology to her one wet afternoon, and all the troubles of
youth in an unknown world could be dismissed.
It is obvious enough for the reader to conclude, "She loves young Emerson."
A reader in Lucy's place would not find it obvious.
Life is easy to chronicle, but bewildering to practice, and we welcome "nerves" or any
other shibboleth that will cloak our personal desire.
She loved Cecil; George made her nervous; will the reader explain to her that the
phrases should have been reversed? But the external situation--she will face
that bravely.
The meeting at the Rectory had passed off well enough.
Standing between Mr. Beebe and Cecil, she had made a few temperate allusions to
Italy, and George had replied.
She was anxious to show that she was not shy, and was glad that he did not seem shy
either. "A nice fellow," said Mr. Beebe afterwards
"He will work off his crudities in time.
I rather mistrust young men who slip into life gracefully."
Lucy said, "He seems in better spirits. He laughs more."
"Yes," replied the clergyman.
"He is waking up." That was all.
But, as the week wore on, more of her defences fell, and she entertained an image
that had physical beauty.
In spite of the clearest directions, Miss Bartlett contrived to bungle her arrival.
She was due at the South-Eastern station at Dorking, whither Mrs. Honeychurch drove to
meet her.
She arrived at the London and Brighton station, and had to hire a cab up.
No one was at home except Freddy and his friend, who had to stop their tennis and to
entertain her for a solid hour.
Cecil and Lucy turned up at four o'clock, and these, with little Minnie Beebe, made a
somewhat lugubrious sextette upon the upper lawn for tea.
"I shall never forgive myself," said Miss Bartlett, who kept on rising from her seat,
and had to be begged by the united company to remain.
"I have upset everything.
Bursting in on young people! But I insist on paying for my cab up.
Grant that, at any rate."
"Our visitors never do such dreadful things," said Lucy, while her brother, in
whose memory the boiled egg had already grown unsubstantial, exclaimed in irritable
tones: "Just what I've been trying to
convince Cousin Charlotte of, Lucy, for the last half hour."
"I do not feel myself an ordinary visitor," said Miss Bartlett, and looked at her
frayed glove.
"All right, if you'd really rather. Five shillings, and I gave a bob to the
driver." Miss Bartlett looked in her purse.
Only sovereigns and pennies.
Could any one give her change? Freddy had half a quid and his friend had
four half-crowns.
Miss Bartlett accepted their moneys and then said: "But who am I to give the
sovereign to?" "Let's leave it all till mother comes
back," suggested Lucy.
"No, dear; your mother may take quite a long drive now that she is not hampered
with me. We all have our little foibles, and mine is
the prompt settling of accounts."
Here Freddy's friend, Mr. Floyd, made the one remark of his that need be quoted: he
offered to toss Freddy for Miss Bartlett's quid.
A solution seemed in sight, and even Cecil, who had been ostentatiously drinking his
tea at the view, felt the eternal attraction of Chance, and turned round.
But this did not do, either.
"Please--please--I know I am a sad spoilsport, but it would make me wretched.
I should practically be robbing the one who lost."
"Freddy owes me fifteen shillings," interposed Cecil.
"So it will work out right if you give the pound to me."
"Fifteen shillings," said Miss Bartlett dubiously.
"How is that, Mr. Vyse?" "Because, don't you see, Freddy paid your
cab.
Give me the pound, and we shall avoid this deplorable gambling."
Miss Bartlett, who was poor at figures, became bewildered and rendered up the
sovereign, amidst the suppressed gurgles of the other youths.
For a moment Cecil was happy.
He was playing at nonsense among his peers. Then he glanced at Lucy, in whose face
petty anxieties had marred the smiles. In January he would rescue his Leonardo
from this stupefying twaddle.
"But I don't see that!" exclaimed Minnie Beebe who had narrowly watched the
iniquitous transaction. "I don't see why Mr. Vyse is to have the
quid."
"Because of the fifteen shillings and the five," they said solemnly.
"Fifteen shillings and five shillings make one pound, you see."
"But I don't see--"
They tried to stifle her with cake. "No, thank you.
I'm done. I don't see why--Freddy, don't poke me.
Miss Honeychurch, your brother's hurting me.
Ow! What about Mr. Floyd's ten shillings?
Ow! No, I don't see and I never shall see why Miss What's-her-name shouldn't pay that
bob for the driver."' "I had forgotten the driver," said Miss
Bartlett, reddening.
"Thank you, dear, for reminding me. A shilling was it?
Can any one give me change for half a crown?"
"I'll get it," said the young hostess, rising with decision.
"Cecil, give me that sovereign. No, give me up that sovereign.
I'll get Euphemia to change it, and we'll start the whole thing again from the
beginning."
"Lucy--Lucy--what a nuisance I am!" protested Miss Bartlett, and followed her
across the lawn. Lucy tripped ahead, simulating hilarity.
When they were out of earshot Miss Bartlett stopped her wails and said quite briskly:
"Have you told him about him yet?"
"No, I haven't," replied Lucy, and then could have bitten her tongue for
understanding so quickly what her cousin meant.
"Let me see--a sovereign's worth of silver."
She escaped into the kitchen. Miss Bartlett's sudden transitions were too
uncanny.
It sometimes seemed as if she planned every word she spoke or caused to be spoken; as
if all this worry about cabs and change had been a ruse to surprise the soul.
"No, I haven't told Cecil or any one," she remarked, when she returned.
"I promised you I shouldn't. Here is your money--all shillings, except
two half-crowns.
Would you count it? You can settle your debt nicely now."
Miss Bartlett was in the drawing-room, gazing at the photograph of St. John
ascending, which had been framed.
"How dreadful!" she murmured, "how more than dreadful, if Mr. Vyse should come to
hear of it from some other source." "Oh, no, Charlotte," said the girl,
entering the battle.
"George Emerson is all right, and what other source is there?"
Miss Bartlett considered. "For instance, the driver.
I saw him looking through the bushes at you, remember he had a violet between his
teeth." Lucy shuddered a little.
"We shall get the silly affair on our nerves if we aren't careful.
How could a Florentine cab-driver ever get hold of Cecil?"
"We must think of every possibility."
"Oh, it's all right." "Or perhaps old Mr. Emerson knows.
In fact, he is certain to know." "I don't care if he does.
I was grateful to you for your letter, but even if the news does get round, I think I
can trust Cecil to laugh at it." "To contradict it?"
"No, to laugh at it."
But she knew in her heart that she could not trust him, for he desired her
untouched. "Very well, dear, you know best.
Perhaps gentlemen are different to what they were when I was young.
Ladies are certainly different." "Now, Charlotte!"
She struck at her playfully.
"You kind, anxious thing. What WOULD you have me do?
First you say 'Don't tell'; and then you say, 'Tell'.
Which is it to be?
Quick!" Miss Bartlett sighed "I am no match for you
in conversation, dearest.
I blush when I think how I interfered at Florence, and you so well able to look
after yourself, and so much cleverer in all ways than I am.
You will never forgive me."
"Shall we go out, then. They will smash all the china if we don't."
For the air rang with the shrieks of Minnie, who was being scalped with a
teaspoon.
"Dear, one moment--we may not have this chance for a chat again.
Have you seen the young one yet?" "Yes, I have."
"What happened?"
"We met at the Rectory." "What line is he taking up?"
"No line. He talked about Italy, like any other
person.
It is really all right. What advantage would he get from being a
cad, to put it bluntly? I do wish I could make you see it my way.
He really won't be any nuisance, Charlotte."
"Once a cad, always a cad. That is my poor opinion."
Lucy paused.
"Cecil said one day--and I thought it so profound--that there are two kinds of cads-
-the conscious and the subconscious." She paused again, to be sure of doing
justice to Cecil's profundity.
Through the window she saw Cecil himself, turning over the pages of a novel.
It was a new one from Smith's library. Her mother must have returned from the
station.
"Once a cad, always a cad," droned Miss Bartlett.
"What I mean by subconscious is that Emerson lost his head.
I fell into all those violets, and he was silly and surprised.
I don't think we ought to blame him very much.
It makes such a difference when you see a person with beautiful things behind him
unexpectedly.
It really does; it makes an enormous difference, and he lost his head: he
doesn't admire me, or any of that nonsense, one straw.
Freddy rather likes him, and has asked him up here on Sunday, so you can judge for
yourself. He has improved; he doesn't always look as
if he's going to burst into tears.
He is a clerk in the General Manager's office at one of the big railways--not a
porter! and runs down to his father for week-ends.
Papa was to do with journalism, but is rheumatic and has retired.
There! Now for the garden."
She took hold of her guest by the arm.
"Suppose we don't talk about this silly Italian business any more.
We want you to have a nice restful visit at Windy Corner, with no worriting."
Lucy thought this rather a good speech.
The reader may have detected an unfortunate slip in it.
Whether Miss Bartlett detected the slip one cannot say, for it is impossible to
penetrate into the minds of elderly people.
She might have spoken further, but they were interrupted by the entrance of her
hostess.
Explanations took place, and in the midst of them Lucy escaped, the images throbbing
a little more vividly in her brain.
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