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Hello everybody and welcome to the next episode of ask Evan the only ask series on youtube
where you ask the questions and I answer with puns let’s get started before I get started
I just wanted to say thank you cause we just hit 150,000 subscribers recently which is
like such a big number so thank you guys so much and I’ve been hearing a lot of your
feedback and you guys have been liking my British vs American series so I have a lot
more videos planned I hope your keen because there’s a lot more to come stay tuned
Can you say a One direction pun that hasn’t been said before? If you ever see a wizard
with his wand erect shun shim cause that’s inappropriate wand erect shun *laugh*
If you were in a rap battle with the queen, who would win? Well I did enter a rap battle
with the previous queen of England and I was victoriasss, I did try it out with the new
queen of England though and she told me I was the Elizabeth rapper ever. Elizabeth she
had a bit of a lisp that day.
How’s work now that you cant play smash brothers all the time? Actually I could play
smash brothers all the time if I wanted to because they offered to buy me a wii u with
all the smash brothers stuff but I was like ah I’m fine I have it at home now so I don’t
really need it
How do you come out to your family with puns? Well you walk up to your dinner table and
you say hi mom I’m high!
and then when you leave, you say ‘Bye Mum, I’m Bi’. Or you could always go to the
store with your mum and say ‘Hey mum, do they have any sexuals here?’ and she’s
like ‘What?’ and you’re like ‘I’d like to say that I buy-sexuals’ … These
only work if you’re bi. These aren’t easy demi-***…. Demi…
Favourite ice-cream flavour? Well for most of the time I’d say cookies
and cream because no matter what ice cream shop I go into, if I get cookies and cream,
I’m going to love it. I love oreos, I love ice cream, I love cookies and cream. But there’s
this one flavour that I like more than that, and I’ve only had it a couple times at one
place which was my old university and it was called ‘Rainbow Vanilla’. It was vanilla
tasting ice-cream, but it was all these different rainbow colours, it was pretty, and it tasted
amazing! It was like vanilla but it tasted even better and I haven’t found it since,
so if you could like import that from Jersey, that’d be great.
Have you ever completely embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
Have you seen my hot tub story video?
If you like a girl that’s smaller than you, would you date her?
99.9% of girls are smaller than me cause I’m quite tall, so yeah, probably. Otherwise I’d
be really alone… more so.
Does anyone watch your videos before you post them? On the rare occasion if I really need
some help I'll ask Dodie for her opinion on something, but for the most part I just post
them an hour early on my Patron so those people can watch it. Other than that, not really.
Do you listen to Hasley? Last time Emma Blackery came over she was like, "Oh My God you have
to listen to Hasley!" and I was like "Okay! Okay! I'll give 'em a chance!" but I haven't
really given her a chance yet. So, maybe if I listen to her Hal-sley if I like her.
Why do you play Yoshi in Super Smash Bros? Would you ever stream it? I play Yoshi because
I will own you with no matter whatever character you're playing with because Yoshi is god,
okay? Also, yes. I will stream it. I've been streaming a lot of Bio Shock Infinite on my
twitch recently. So, if you want to check that out just go here and I might be streaming
it live. I stream about two or three times a week.
What do you want for Christmas? Well I know this year I'm probably gonna be alone again.
So I'm thinking, "Instead of being alone alone, I can be friends with travel." And I might
go to South Africa or somewhere cool. I don't know. Where should I go? Tell me in the comments
or something 'cause I wanna go somewhere cool.
Would you rather have a large 10 inch belly button that swayed to music or have accordions
for legs? I feel like having accordions for legs, for me would just be really fun. Especially
if they're still making music because every time I'd step it'd be like *squeak* *squeak*
That's me, being an accordion. I don't know, it'd be fun. I could like stretch them out
and it'd be *Questionable noise* I'd go for the accordions.
How much are you enjoying your new bed sheets? A LOT! They're made out of Egyptian cotton
and they're so soft and it feels like I'm sleeping in a hotel bedroom but I'm actually
in my normal bed. It's so nice. Everything's so soft! It's a bed angel!
Any Halloween plans? Well given the fact that Patrick Stump owns the same exact shirt as
me and I could probably just buy a fedora and go as Patrick Tree. 'Cause I'm a bit too
tall to be Patrick Stump. And maybe I'll have like a little nosebleed and a twenty dollar
bill in my pocket. I'm gonna go as Patrick Tree.
Do you like your new hair? I don't know like I feel like I'm two minds about it because
when I used to wear my hair down like this it would be back in the dark ages when I didn't
care about how I looked, and now I care. So I'm kind of like "AHH! Am I looking like that?"
but I get a lot of compliments about it so I don't know. I feel like I'm gonna be wearing
it down like this and interchangeably be putting it up someday so I don't know. It's really
up to how I'm feeling on a certain day but I kinda like it so yeah.
What did you buy at the store?
Well I’m glad you asked, because it’s now time to enter the “Evan Edinger Autumn
Haul”, or for Americans, the Fhaul. Fall Haul.
I bought a whole lot of things. First off, we’ve got this nice guy from Pull and Bear(is
that the right name?). It’s jut a nice button up top, I needed a lot more tops.
Then I went to UniQlo and I picked up another nice little checkered pattern top, because
it’s fall colours, it’s, like, red and rustic and yellow and nice.
And then I also got a nice different hue, I was like, let’s go to, uhh, where’d
I get this? H&M! ‘Cause I was like, let’s go to loads of different stores!
As a kid I’ve always loved the colour mustard yellow, especially because when I see women
wearing it, I’m like, that’s it, fall is here, so I got myself a mustard yellow
corduroy shirt from UniQlo. It looks really lovely and I hope to wear it and, like, layer
it with a lot more things.
Now, I really love jumpers, but a lot of people take the *** out of me because it turns out
that most of the jumpers that I own are all Christmas looking. That’s because when I
see a febrile jumper, I don’t see Christmas, I just see a nice warm sweater. So, I actually
went out and I bought non-Christmas looking jumpers.
We have this very nice black one with some shoulder patches from New Look, and I got
2 of these for 20 pounds, which was very nice. Just a nice blue one here to layer it up,
because layers, okay? Ogres have layers! I’m an ogre, if you didn’t know this.
Also, I really love cable knit jumpers so I got this nice clear one from New Look as
well. Look at it, lovely, nice.
And y’know what, I don’t like wearing hoodies as much, because when I wear hoodies
it reminds me of how I used to dress in middle school, I’m not a big fan of that. So, I
ended up finding this really nice jacket that isn’t a hoodie, and I got this from Topman.
Look at this guy! I, I look like a million bucks, or at least I look like I could be
in a boyband or something.
Pop-punk band, that’s me. Especially because I’ve got the fringe down right now, if you
haven’t noticed, of course you probably have, I have my fringe down, why, I’m mixin’
it up, okay, mixin’ it up.
And lastly, to complete my incredibly large amount of clothes that I recently got, I got
two pairs of skinny jeans from American Eagle, black skinny jeans, because, I mean, they
go with literally everything, and then a nice pair of dark blue ones, because, why not?
And that completes my haul, hope you enjoyed that.
If you could travel back and relive any moment of your life, what would it be?
If we could turn back time, to the good old days, when our momma sang us to sleep but
now we’re stressed out. Probably that.
What’s the first picture you have saved on your phone?
Okay, this is gonna look weird, but it’s this picture of Tyler Oakley because when
I first got my new phone, I came up with this really good Tyler Oakley pun and I needed
a picture with it, so I downloaded it, tweeted the pun, it was worth it, okay? And now he’s
just there, being the first picture on my phone. That’s Oakley with me. Ehhhh?
What book are you currently reading?
E: I’m about a third of the way through the Unfinished Tales, by J.R.R. Tolkien. It’s
basically, like, expanding on the Lord of the Rings HUGELY, like all of the family histories
and stuff from the first age and the second age. I just got out of the first age and I’ve
been reading this book for a month, but I love it! I just want more of it! I feel like,
after I’ve finished reading this, I’m gonna want to read the Lord of the Rings again.
It’s just, it’s too good. It’s too good.
Have you ever fangirled about famous Youtubers noticing you? You obviously don’t follow
me on snapchat, do you?
Wine gums or fruit pastilles? I’m not gonna lie, I don’t know what either of those things
are so I really can’t choose.
(Dodie) Really? did you just say fruit pas-teel? I don't know what a fruit pastille is.
(Dodie) It's pastille, you ***! I don't know what that is!
(Dodie) Pastille!? It's not *** Pompeii, Jesus
you said Pompeii like Bastille *laughs*
make a pun about the nearest thing to your right.
I'm not gonna lie, it's this and I'm pretty sure I can't laptop the last pun I made so.
That's the best your gonna get. how many times have you barfed rainbows since
the new snapchat update? none! because for some reason snapchat doesn't
recognize my face I've been only able to do one thing and that was make my face look really
old. thanks snapchat, thanks a lot. would you ever consider applying for dual
citizenship in the UK? I would, in 3 years I'm allowed to and yes
I will because at that point I can do whatever I want in the UK and not have to freak out
about visas anymore and it'll just be like ah! I have a British passport. three more
years, three more years! how do you make the perfect spaghetti?
come to my kitchen and I'll show you! welcome to my kitchen! first off, things you'll
need: a frying pan, a sauce pan, and a pot; all kind of the same thing.
some bolognese sauce of your choosing, some parmesan, which I just found out British people
pronounce wrong. [Dodie yells] Parma-san!
Some mincemeat, any vegetable you might want to add, such as an onion which I have, and
most importantly the spaghetti. Start by filling the pot with water, or scratch that, just
fill your kettle with water, it boils water way faster. Next try to cut your onions, I’m
kind of really terrible at that so I just mashed it with my knife, then throw them in
your pan and let them cook on a high heat, while stirring the onions, add your sauce
to the saucepan and put the heat on low. By this time your water should be boiling, so
add that to your pot, once your onions start to caramelise, drop the mince, into the onion
pan, not on the floor. Chop it up and mix it up with the onions, optional add salt to
your water, so your pasta a little extra of flavour. Next up, try adding the spaghetti
to your pot and getting it all in, if you almost burn yourself by using your hand, just
say fork it and… literally just fork it, put the fork in, put it in the water, just
do it. Once your mincemeat is perfectly brown, add
wine, I didn’t have any wine so I just skipped that step, and poured in the sauce. Give it
a nice little mix, and make sure you clean up as you go, put some water in your old pan
and give it a quick wishy-wishy-washy-wash.
Next up take a noodle out of the pot and throw it on the wall,
If it bounces off your spaghetti isn't ready. If it sticks you're in business. Take your
pot, strain the water, pour on the sauce and then layer it with your cheese. You've done
it, the perfect spaghetti bolognese! And let's try it out... It's pretty good! Would you
like to try some Dodie? I would love to. Ice cream man! Pretty good. It's pretty good!
8 out of 10. What happened to your book channel? Don't read into it too much. Why do you think
Canadian's are hot? Wondering cause you tweeted that once. Because all Canadian's are super
hot, I mean they live up in the ice cold area so they've gotta be hot to keep warm. I don't
know I've never met a Canadian that wasn't like *clicking noise* 10 out of 10, don't
know why they're just all really hot. Evan was your dad a baker? No, okay, otherwise
my name would've been Evan Breadinger, okay? I know that's what you wanted, I know that's
what you wanted. Will my stats class ever get hard? I don't know, that's a really weird
name to call your boyfriend. Well that does it for this episode of Ask Evan. I hope you
guys liked it, if you did please give it a big like below other than that please be sure
to subscribe cause I make new videos every sunday so thank you so much for watching I
will see you guys next week, goodbye.
*cue catchy whistling outro* *swoosh*
Shut up baby!