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Think I should get a haircut?
Like a trim?
No, like I'm thinking I would chop it all off at home.
With- with what?
Like a razor blade.
♪ (groovy music) ♪
This week's question should apply to everyone!
How do you handle being newly single
in Los Angeles uh,
from Allison in Los Angeles.
That's just you.
Could be another Allison who recently
had her heart broken.
Mm, I don't think it is.
You're literally wearing black
like you're at a funeral for your love life.
Well, (chuckles)
it would've had to have really lived
for it to have died, right?
I would love to just become a robot.
Y'know when the Tin Man
went to go get a heart
from the Wizard of Oz?
Yes.
I feel like that was a mistake.
Now that you're single
you can hang out with your friends
all the time!
Like for example,
your one friend who has blonde hair
and lives in your house with you!
Hope that it works out in the end
y'know somehow.
Even in your darkest moments,
think 'this could be a mistake'
'he could be crying hysterically, too.'
No no no no no.
I got a one-and-done burn policy.
Why do they get to come back?
They've never come back.
They don't get to!
You tell them they don't get to.
I can't find them.
I don't-
I don't know where he is.
When newly single,
I think it's important not to seem uh,
too depressed to the outside world.
So I've stopped texting all my friends
sad emoticons.
And I stopped talking to everyone I know!
No!
You gotta go out and take a bunch of
pictures for instagram
and make your ex think
that you're having a great time!
And then when they see that, they'll be like
'that's what I'm missing'
but then if they text you,
DON'T text them back!
You're not playing the game.
-G: You're not like doing the game -A: I'm bad at games!
G: that gets them to come back.
I'm very bad at a game!
What is a game?
Uhh, pretending that you're not
sad about things that you're sad about.
Alright I can do that.
Y'know I'm going through a breakup too.
You were dating someone?
♪ (groovy music) ♪
She had 8 Tinder matches!
I had 8 Tinder matches, so.
-A: None of them wrote me. -G: Really?
One guy wrote me but then
he didn't have a question
and I was like
how do I keep this
conversation going?
Who am I?
What do I want out of life? Why am I alone?
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