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I really hope it's working this time, because it hasn't been working a few other times.
So- First Let's Play! Playing Perspective. it was made by the college I want to go to
at some point, by the a student at the college I hope to go to at some point. I actually
don't remember what their name is, it's a... Oh these guys, it was made by these guys.
*awkward reading of all names typed on screen* I hope I didn't butcher those names, they
all look so small so I thought they would be easy to pronounce them, but some of them
were kind of hard. *awkward continuation of reading names* Digipen Institute of Technology.
woot Alright, uh... Well, let's do this! New game. Orthographic. We're playing Orthographic,
I lied to you the game is actually called Orthographic. OK so you use WASD to move,you
can either jump with the 'w' or the spacebar. Whichever way you want. And you try to get
to this goal. OK blue's good, uh red is dead. I think that's red. Also, the red that outlines
the screen, that my character is heading towards, that's also dead; that's also death. Umm,
so if you fall down a pit, you'll hit the border and you'll die. I never noticed that
life counter. Oh, it doesn't actually do anything. Like up there, up there you probably see it,
anyway I've never noticed that before. No purpose it serves. Can I jump up there? No,
I can't. Alright hardcore jumps, but it would be a lot easier if we got a new PERSPECTIVE!
Eh, eh. No? Worse than Chuggaaconroy's puns? why am I referencing Chuggaaconroy? I shouldn't
be referencing. Chuggaaconroy. Anyway, woo! Made it to the goal. And we're not actually
playing Orthographic. Well, we were, but... we use left cri- click to move around. To
actually get out of the Perspective thing and we find out that actually isn't us, it's
just, we're us and we move around using wasd and we can run using the spacebar: move a
lot faster. Uh, and to solve these puzzles you need to make it so that it LOOKS right.
Like this, we can't jump this. We can't do this. What is this? We can't- Well, I guess
we can do this, but it's a lot easier if you do this. 'Cause then you don't have to jump
from this perspective, that's why it's called Persoective. It's really a grrat game, I love
it. I actually haven't finished it yet. So, after a certain point this is going to be
blind for me, which should be interesting, and probably a horrible idea, but you know,
I'm going to do it anyway. Then we need to get to the screen the other video game right
here, it's called the "The Cube" So let's do it! Press 'E'! Alright, we're in the cube!
Playing a video game, inside a video game! I'd say video gameception, but that's not
actually what inception means. I know that 'cause I've seen the movie way to many times.
I don't actually own the movie, but there was this thing where you get a pass for the
Imax, then you can watch as many movies as you want and, so, I got that then watched
the movie like a crapton of times. And then they got rid of that pass thing because they
realized it was way to good of a deal. Anyway, let's play Compression Artifact, because none
of these other games are unlocked yet. Alright, Compression Artifact. I really hope I remember
how to do these puzzles, or it's going to be very sad. Thankfully, they start of pretty
easy, but eventually I'm gonna probably be very confused and it will be sad. Uhh I'm
gonna just kinda go across here. I think we just, yeah, wait no I've got to jump. Nope.
We can't jump, because that would kill us. Let's just make it so we can walk. Woo. Now
we're over here. Sorry I'm not very good at explaining this game, but uh, it does a really
good job at explaining itself, I think. Uhh, I don't remember what to do here. Oh, now
I do, remember what to do here now. I'm so smart. Look at me, solving puzzles like a
boss. Oh, another thing of Perspective, you can't walk past this, but if you just don't
look at it... OH wait no, aww nuts, messed that up. Totally messed that up in every way.
There we go. There we go. Now we can, because we don't see it. If we don't see it, it isn't
there, that's obviously what's true. And, well we could do this, and just walk down
and, but no. That's not worth it, that's not cool, let's just do that. And then we're done!
Now, should we play Isolation Chamber or The Hallway? I'm sure it's fine, just go to Isolation
Chamber. Oh look there's a little poster for Compression Artifact. Alright, we're escaping
the arcade. That's what I've always thought anyway, that we're escaping this abandoned
arcade. Gonna get there eventually. And it's called Isolation Chamber, because you have
to get him into this chamber of isolation to solve some of the puzzles, so get in there!
Get in your chamber of isolation. And then we get him out of his chamber of isolation,
because we're just that awesome. Uh. Oh gosh I really hope I don't get to stuck on a puzzle.
Oh wait, OK, so gonna have to do a little bit of a jump here. OK, maybe I can make this
a little better of a jump, because I'm pretty bad at platforming. Uhm, Am I doing this wrong?
I think I'm doing this wrong. Oh I, yeah I'm doing this wrong. I'm totally doing it wrong.
Like that guy- Oop I missed, that was really bad. Like that guy in that one movie that
I haven't seen. Uhh, where he was going the wrong way on a uh circle drive at a school
and this girl was like: "You're doing it wrong!!" I still don't know what that movie is. I've
heard that line before, but I don't know. Anyway, there's the goal. We're here now,
we did it. We did the thing. Um I should probably check on how long I've. Um well I. I'll just
do The Hallway and just end it off here. Just, so, yeah. The Hallway, go! Alright, The Hallway,
gee, I wonder why they call it The Hallway, it definitely isn't because there's this giant
hallway here, nope that can't be it. Oh I totally don't remember how to solve this.
No never mind I totally do. There we go. Thankfully, if you're good at puzzles, you can have mediocre
platforming skills, and if you're good at platforming you can have mediocre puzzle skills.
Alright, uh, oh what the heck, I'll do Wallflower. You know what, no. No, I really shouldn't.
Anyway, well, let's end it off here, I guess. In the next episode,we'll take on Wallflower
and open this door; that I'm banging my head into. Bye!