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A naked blond walks into a bar...
with a poodle under one arm...
and a two-foot salami under the other.
She lays the poodle on the table.
Bartender says, ''l suppose you won't be needing a drink.''
Naked lady says-- Oh, ***!
[Vernon ] Jesus Christ Almighty!
Forgot my pencil.
[Vernon ] *** it!
What in God's name is going on in here?
- What was that ruckus? - What ruckus?
l was in my office, and l heard a ruckus.
Could you describe the ruckus, sir.
- Watch your tongue, young man. Watch it. - [ Groans ]
- [ Mr. Vernon ] What is this? - [Zipping Sound ]
- What is that? What-What-- What is that noise? - [Andrew] What noise?
[ Claire ] Really sir, there wasn't any noise.
- [ Gasping ] - Ow!
[ Exaggerated Sneeze ]
- [All Coughing ] - [ Cries Out]
- [ Coughing ] - [ Coughing ]
That noise? Was that the noise you were talking about?
No, it wasn't. That was not the noise l was talking about.
Now, l may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet l will.
[ Laughs ]
You make book on that, missy.
And you! l will not be made a fool of.
[ Laughing ]
l t was an accident. You're an ***.
Sue me.
So, Ahab, can l have all my doobage?
[_ipping Sound ]
Yo, wastoid. You're not gonna blaze up in here.