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[ MOUSE SQUEAKS ]
[ PENGUINS CHIRP ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> ♪ ADVENTURE TIME ♪
♪ COME ON, GRAB YOUR FRIENDS ♪
♪ WE'LL GO TO VERY DISTANT
LANDS ♪
♪ WITH JAKE THE DOG
AND FINN THE HUMAN ♪
♪ THE FUN WILL NEVER END ♪
♪ IT'S ADVENTURE TIME ♪
>> Finn: HEY, JAKE?
>> Jake: YEAH?
>> Finn: YOU EVER WONDER WHAT A
DEMON'S HEART LOOKS LIKE?
>> Jake: OF COURSE, DUDE.
>> Finn: YOU EVER WONDER WHAT A
DEMON'S HEART TASTES LIKE?
>> HEY, KID, YOU WANT SOME MAGIC
POWERS?
MAGIC POWERS FOR ABSOLUTELY
FREE.
>> Finn: HECK YEAH!
>> Jake: WAIT!
LET'S NOT BE TOO RASH.
JUST LOOK AT THIS GUY.
CHECK OUT THE SUNKEN, LIFELESS
EYES, THE FOUL STENCH OF DECAY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
>> Finn: IT MEANS HE'S EVIL, I
GUESS.
>> Jake: WELL, EVIL, SURE, BUT
MOSTLY, HE'S UNATTRACTIVE, AND
UNATTRACTIVE PEOPLE ARE
DESPERATE.
YOU SHOULD HAGGLE WITH HIM.
>> Finn: HEY, I WANT MORE THAN
JUST FREE POWERS.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
>> ALL RIGHT.
FREE MAGICAL POWERS AND...
[ CRACKING ]
...AND THIS KEYCHAIN.
>> Finn: OH, OH, OH!
>> Jake: Play it cool, Finn.
>> Finn: RIGHT.
I BEGRUDGINGLY ACCEPT YOUR
OFFER.
>> YES!
THEN THE DEAL IS STRUCK.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR POWERS
RIGHT THROUGH THAT DOOR.
THIS WAY.
[ WIND HOWLING ]
[ PBHT! ]
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
THIS PLACE LOOKS MAGICAL.
YOU THINK THIS IS WHERE WE GET
THE POWERS?
>> YES, I DO.
FREE POWERS FOR ALL.
WANT SOME?
>> Finn: YEAH!
ARE YOU THE GUY HANDING THEM
OUT?
>> YOU SEEK BUFO THE WIZARD.
>> Finn: SO, WHERE IS THAT GUY?
>> HE IS HERE, OF COURSE.
>> Finn: UH...
>> Jake: HE'S HERE?
BUT HE'S NOT YOU?
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
>> Jake: WE SHOULD BEAT HIM UP
UNTIL HE STARTS MAKING SENSE.
>> [ GROANS ]
>> All: WE ARE BUFO.
>> Finn: OH!
>> All: SO...
>> SO...
>> All: ...YOU WISH TO BE
INDUCTED INTO THE ANCIENT --
>> ...ANCIENT ORDER --
>> DANG IT, LEONARD.
IF WE DON'T TALK AT THE SAME
TIME, NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND US.
>> SORRY. GEEZ.
>> All: AHEM!
SO, YOU WANT FREE WIZARD POWERS,
POWERS LIKE...THESE!
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
>> Jake: YEAH!
>> Both: WE WANT THEM.
GIVE US THE STUFF.
>> Finn: YES, WE DO. CAN'T WAIT.
>> All: THEN FOLLOW ME.
>> Both: WHOO-HOO!
>> All: BEHOLD THE GRAND HALL OF
WIZARDRY.
THIS IS WHERE YOUNG POTENTIALS
TRAIN TO BECOME ULTIMATE
WIZARDS.
BUT MOST ARE NOT READY FOR THE
RESPONSIBILITY THAT COMES WITH
IT.
>> Finn: I'M RESPONSIBLE, DUDE.
>> Jake: SO AM I.
>> Finn: THAT'S A LIE.
>> Jake: IT IS A LIE.
AND I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY
FOR IT.
>> All: YES, YES, VERY
RESPONSIBLE.
NOW I BESTOW UPON YOU THESE...
WIZARD CLOAKS!
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Finn: HEY, THIS IS A DRESS.
>> Jake: YEAH. AND I AM INTO IT.
IT'S LIKE GOSSAMER.
>> Finn: [ GRUNTING ]
THIS WAY, I WON'T BE
EMBARRASSED.
>> All: FINE, FINE.
NOW, FOR EVERY POWER THAT YOU
ACCRUE, YOU SHALL RECEIVE A STAR
BADGE LIKE THESE.
THIS FINAL STAR BETOKENS THE
RANK OF ULTIMATE WIZARD.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Finn: MARK ME, JAKE.
I SHALL HAVE THAT FINAL STAR.
WHERE DO WE START?
>> All: LEVEL 1 -- DUSTOMANCY.
>> Finn: YEAH!
DUSTOMANCY, WHATEVER THAT IS.
GIMME, GIMME, GIMME, GIMME,
GIMME!
>> All: TO RECEIVE THIS POWER,
YOU MUST FIRST...
EAT THESE BROOMS.
[ ZIP! ZIP! ]
>> Finn: ALL RIGHT.
[ GAGS ]
WAIT.
[ SPITS ]
THIS IS GROSS.
MAN, I CAN'T EAT THIS.
>> Jake: YEAH, YOU CAN.
DO WHAT I DO.
[ GROWLS ]
AHH!
[ GULPS ]
[ SQUEAK! ]
OOPS.
AH, THERE WE GO.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Finn: WHOA, YOU GOT A STAR.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
OBSERVE MY MAGICS.
>> Finn: WAIT, JAKE.
DON'T USE THEM UNTIL I FINISH MY
BROOM.
[ GROWLING ]
[ GULPS ]
LAST...BITE.
[ GULPS ]
>> Jake: DUDE, YOU GOT YOUR
STAR, TOO.
>> Finn: WE'RE DUSTOMANCERS!
[ GRUNTS ]
NOTHING HAPPENED.
THIS IS A TOTAL RIP-OFF.
BUFO, YOU TRICKED US.
STUPID POWER DOESN'T EVEN WORK.
>> All: CALM YOURSELF, BOY.
YOU ARE ACTING HYSTERICAL.
DO YOU NOT SEE THAT YOU ARE
USING DUSTOMANCY?
BEHOLD.
>> Finn: I'M DOING THIS?
SO...I HAVE --
>> All: YES!
MASTERY OVER ALL DUST MOTES.
YOU CAN ALSO READ THEIR
EMOTIONS.
FOR INSTANCE, THIS MOTE IS VERY
UNHAPPY IN HIS MARRIAGE.
>> Jake: THAT'S...SORT OF COOL.
>> Finn: SORT OF COOL?
THIS IS RADICAL!
>> Jake: WHOO, YEAH!
FORCE THAT ENTHUSIASM.
>> All: ARE YOU READY FOR MORE
MAGIC?
>> Finn: WE GET MORE?
>> All: SO MUCH MORE.
LIKE LEVEL 2 -- THE POWER OF
SHADOWCERY.
YOU CAN'T SEE THROUGH THOSE,
RIGHT?
>> Finn: NOPE, NOT AT ALL.
>> All: TO GAIN PROVENANCE OVER
THE SHADOWS, PLACE YOUR HANDS
INTO THIS BOWL.
>> Jake: WHAT BOWL?
>> All: NO! COVER YOUR EYES!
>> Jake: [ GROANS ] FINE.
>> All: THRUST YOUR HANDS INTO
THIS BOWL...OF EYEBALLS.
>> Finn: EYEBALLS?!
>> Jake: DUDE, IT'S OKAY.
THEY'RE JUST PEELED GRAPES.
>> All: NO!
THEY'RE EYEBALLS.
[ GIGGLE ]
>> Jake: YUCK!
>> All: WELL DONE.
YOU HAVE GROPED THE EYEBALLS
FEARLESSLY.
>> Finn: ANOTHER STAR! YEAH!
SHADOWCERY.
[ HORSE NEIGHS, GRUNTS ]
ONWARD, MY SHADOW STEED.
HUH?
>> NO TOUCHIES.
>> Finn: WIZARD POWERS ARE SO
COOL.
I WANT ALL THE STAR BADGES!
>> All: EXCELLENT.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
[ CLING! CLING! CLING! ]
>> All: WELL DONE.
>> Jake: [ LAUGHS ]
[ BOTH GULPING ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Jake: [ MUMBLES ]
[ WHOOSH! WHOOSH! ]
[ SHING! ]
>> Jake: WHOO-HOO-HOO!
>> Finn: WHOA!
ALL WE'RE MISSING NOW IS THE BIG
STAR.
YOU READY TO COMPLETE THE SET,
MAN?
>> Jake: NAH, I'M GOOD.
>> Finn: WHAT?!
HOW CAN YOU STOP NOW?
>> Jake: EH, I GOT EVERYTHING I
NEED -- A LIMITLESS SUPPLY OF
MAYONNAISE, THIS CAPTIVATING NEW
HAIRSTYLE, AND I JUST LEARNED
THE BEST SPELL OF ALL.
>> Finn: WHAT'S THAT?
>> Jake: SLEEP.
[ SNORING ]
>> Finn: AW, WHAT A LAME-O.
BUFO, I'M READY TO GET THAT BIG
STAR.
>> All: TO TELL TRUE, THE LAST
POWER IS NOT FREE.
>> Finn: WHA?
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, MAN.
I'VE GOT NO MONEY.
>> All: NO. NO CASH.
FOR THE FINAL STAR, YOU MUST
TAKE...THE PLEDGE OF ULTIMATE
RESPONSIBILITY.
>> Finn: OKAY, I'LL TAKE THAT
PLEDGE.
>> All: ARE YOU SURE?
PERHAPS YOU ARE NOT SUFFICIENTLY
FAMILIAR WITH --
>> Finn: I'M READY.
>> All: WELL, THERE MAY BE
RAMIFICATIONS THAT YOU CANNOT --
>> Finn: JUST LET ME TAKE THAT
PLEDGE, MAN!
>> All: MY WORD, I'VE NEVER MET
SOMEONE SO IRRESPONSIBLY
RESPONSIBLE.
VERY WELL, THEN.
YOU MUST...GRASP...MY HAND.
>> Finn: THAT'S IT? EASY.
WHOA!
[ GROANS ]
HUH?
[ GASPS ] MY BIG STAR!
YES! WHOO-HOO! YEAH!
WAIT. WHERE AM I?
>> All: DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO
THE SCALE-MODEL ORB.
>> Finn: HUH?
IS THAT AN ASTEROID HEADING FOR
THIS VERY TEMPLE?
>> All: YES.
IT'S BEEN HEADING FOR THIS
TEMPLE FOR 847 YEARS.
ONLY THE MAGIC OF THE ULTIMATE
WIZARDS KEEPS IT FROM GETTING
ANY CLOSER.
QUICKLY, ADD YOUR POWER TO THAT
OF THE ORB.
>> Finn: OH, OKAY.
WHOA!
I GOT IT. NOW WHAT?
>> All: NOW I RELEASE THE ELDER
JEREMY FROM HIS PLEDGE.
RAZZAMAFOO!
>> IT'S ABOUT TIME.
>> All: AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE
FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL
LIFE.
>> Finn: AWESOME.
WAIT. WHAT?
>> All: THIS IS WHAT YOU SIGNED
UP FOR WHEN YOU TOOK THE...
PLEDGE OF ULTIMATE
RESPONSIBILITY.
>> Finn: THIS IS WHAT ALL THE
WIZARD TRAINING WAS ABOUT?
YOU TRICKED ME!
>> YOUNG WIZARD!
THE ASTEROID APPROACHES.
>> Finn: OH, YEAH, SORRY.
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
>> All: I TRICKED YOU, OF
COURSE, BUT WOULD ANYONE EVER
VOLUNTEER TO DO THIS?
I'M OUT.
>> Finn: AW, MAN, THIS SUCKS.
[ GROANS ]
OLD PEOPLE, THERE'S GOT TO BE A
BETTER WAY.
>> NOPE.
THIS IS HOW THE ANCIENT ONES
WANTED IT.
>> Finn: YEAH?
I GOT A YOUNGER IDEA.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> YOU FOOL!
YOUR NEWFANGLED THINKING WILL
GET US ALL KILLED!
>> Finn: YOUTH CULTURE FOREVER!
WHOA!
>> All: HEY, HAVE YOU GONE
CRAZY?
GET BACK IN THE BOUNCY HARNESS.
>> Finn: SLEEP.
>> All: YOU ARE -- [ MOANS ]
[ SNORING ]
>> Finn: ULTIMATE WIZARDRY,
ACTIVATE!
UH...HMM.
MAYBE MY FOOTING'S OFF?
THERE YOU GO.
I CAST DRAGON EYES...
TIGER CLAW...
VORPAL HAND...
BLAZING FEET...
BEAUTEOUS WINGS...
AND FINALLY, EVERY OTHER POWER I
DIDN'T MENTION BY NAME!
WITH ALL MY MAGICS COMBINED, I'M
POWERFUL ENOUGH TO MOVE THE
ENTIRE VILLAGE OUT OF THE
ASTEROID'S PATH.
[ STRAINING ]
>> Jake: [ SNORING ]
[ STRAINING CONTINUES ]
[ GASPS ]
I NEED SOME HELP.
JAKE, AWAKEN!
>> Jake: REFLECT.
>> HEY, I'M ALIVE.
WHAT'S THAT UP THERE?
[ GASPS ] OH, NO!
>> Finn: AW, MY STUPID YOUNG
IDEA WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR
HUNDREDS OF DEATHS.
>> IT SURE WILL.
>> Finn: HUH?
OLD WIZARDS, YOU DITCHED YOUR
RESPONSIBILITIES TO HELP ME.
>> WHAT?! NO!
WE LEFT SO WE WOULDN'T BE KILLED
BY THAT ASTEROID.
>> Finn: OH, OKAY.
UM, SINCE YOU'RE HERE ALREADY,
CAN YOU LEND ME A HAND?
[ ALL STRAINING ]
[ ZIP! WHOOSH! ]
>> Jake: [ SNORES ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
HUH?
>> Finn: WHOO-HOO!
NICE JOB.
THANKS TO US, THE VILLAGE IS
SAVED, AND WE RECLAIMED A FEW OF
YOUR TWILIGHT YEARS.
>> All: DON'T FORGET TO THANK
ME, FOR THIS WAS MY PLAN FOR
ALL OF THESE 847 YEARS.
>> Finn: NO WAY.
YOUR PLAN WAS TO DUPE A
SUCCESSION OF RUBES INTO KEEPING
THE ASTEROID AT BAY.
>> All: PERHAPS YOU'RE RIGHT.
NO MORE GIVING OUT FREE POWERS.
I HEREBY RENOUNCE ALL MAGIC.
[ SNIFFLES, CRIES ]
MY LIFE IS OVER!!
>> Finn: CHILL, MAN.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO QUIT YOUR JOB.
>> All: I DON'T?
>> Finn: NAH, JUST DON'T TAKE
CREDIT FOR IDEAS THAT AREN'T
YOURS.
>> All: OH. OKAY. GOOD IDEA.
GLAD I THOUGHT OF IT.
>> HEY, NAKED KID, YOU WANT SOME
FREE...DEMON HEART?
>> Jake: FULL CIRCLE!
>> Jake: AND AS IT WADED THROUGH
THE CARNAGE IT HAD WROUGHT, THE
VAMPIRE SMASHED THEIR SKULLS
JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!
>> Finn: NO WAY!
>> Jake: YES WAY! IT DID!
AND, ALSO, THE VAMPIRE HUNCHED
OVER ITS VICTIMS AND BREATHED
THEIR VAPORIZED BLOOD MIST!
[ WARBLING ]
>> Finn: AH, GEEZ!
JAKE, IS THIS STUFF YOU'RE
SAYING TRUE, OR ARE YOU JUST
TRYING TO MESS ME UP?
YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
>> Jake: OH, IT'S TRUE, MAN.
I HEARD IT THROUGH A RELIABLE
SOURCE.
>> Finn: RELIABLE? RATS.
>> Jake: YEAH, SOME SAY IT
HAUNTED THIS VERY TREE!
>> Finn: THIS TREE?!
>> Jake: [ Eerily ] GOOD NIGHT!
>> Finn: JAKE!
>> Jake: [ WARBLES ]
>> Finn: YOU'RE FULL OF IT,
JAKE!
>> Jake: [ WARBLING OMINOUSLY ]
[ CREAKING ]
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ CROAKING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ WARBLING ]
>> Finn: NO WORMS ON THE BED!
[ WARBLING STOPS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ TAPPING ]
HUH?
[ TAPPING ]
WHAT?
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
[ SCREAMS ]
JAKE! JAKE!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
I SAW SOMEONE OUTSIDE THE
WINDOW!
IT MUST BE THE VAMPIRE, AND I
THINK WE'RE UNPREPARED, SO I --
>> Jake: RELAX, BUDDY.
I MADE THAT STORY UP.
I WAS JUST TRYING TO SCARE YOU.
>> Finn: BUT YOU SAID YOU HEARD
IT FROM RELIABLE SOURCE.
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
I MADE THAT UP, TOO.
I WAS TRYING TO SCARE YOU, AND
IT WORKED!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOA!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Finn: NO ONE'S OUTSIDE.
>> Jake: WHEW!
>> Finn: IT WAS JUST THE WIND,
SCAREDY-CAT.
>> Jake: I WASN'T SCARED.
I WAS SINGING.
I WAS SINGING MY SCREAM SONG.
♪ AAH, AAH, AAH! ♪
>> Finn: YOU'RE A TOTAL WUSS,
MAN.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> [ HISSES ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?
I'M MARCELINE THE VAMPIRE QUEEN.
>> Finn: ARE YOU GONNA SMASH MY
SKULL AND BREATHE MY BLOOD
MIST?!
>> Jake: DON'T SUCK OUR BLOOD!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
CALM DOWN, WEENIES.
I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT.
>> Finn: SO...
YOU DON'T SUCK BLOOD?
>> SOMETIMES I DO, BUT IT'S NOT
THE BLOOD THAT I LIKE.
IT'S THE COLOR.
I EAT SHADES OF RED.
>> Finn: GOLLY!
>> [ SLURPS ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: MMM!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ YAWNS, SIGHS ]
WOW, I'M EXHAUSTED.
I'VE BEEN TRAVELING ALL OVER THE
LAND OF OOO, AND I'VE SEEN SOME
STUFF THAT WOULD REALLY MAKE YOU
SAY, "LIKE WHAT?"
>> Finn: [ Muffled ] LIKE WHAT?
>> I FOUND A SCHOOL OF GOLDFISH
BEASTS.
YEAH! YEE-HAW!
AND I FOOLED AROUND IN THE
FIRE KINGDOM.
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Finn: OOH!
>> OH, AND CHECK THESE OUT.
>> Finn: NUTS?
>> OH, THESE AREN'T JUST
ORDINARY NUTS.
[ GRUNTS ]
[ ALL WARBLING ]
>> [ SCREECHES ]
[ WARBLING CONTINUES ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE WONDERFUL.
>> Jake: YEAH, UH, THANK YOU FOR
NOT SUCKING OUR BLOOD.
>> YOU GUYS SEEM COOL, TOO.
[ YAWNS ]
BUT AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, I'M
REALLY TIRED, SO YOU TWO SHOULD
PROBABLY GET GOING.
>> Finn: WHAT?
>> [ SIGHS ]
LOOK.
"M" FOR "MARCELINE."
>> Jake: OH, MAN.
>> I CARVED IT IN THIS TREE
YEARS AGO -- LONG BEFORE YOU TWO
RASCALS STARTED SQUATTING HERE.
BUT SERIOUSLY, GUYS, THANKS FOR
KEEPING THE PLACE WARM FOR ME.
LIKE, REALLY GREAT. THANKS.
>> Finn: HUH?
>> GOOD NIGHT!
>> Jake: COME ON, FINN, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE!
>> Finn: SHE CAN'T KICK US OUT
OF OUR HOUSE!
>> Jake: NO, FINN, WAIT!
>> Finn: GET DOWN HERE, LADY,
AND FIGHT ME!
>> Jake: SHE'S A VAMPIRE, DUDE!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: WHAT?!
>> [ SLURPS ]
[ SIGHS ]
>> Finn: [ GRUNTING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: I'M GONNA KILL HER!
>> Jake: DUDE, IF HALF THE
STORIES I'VE HEARD AND/OR MADE
UP ARE TRUE, VAMPIRES WILL KILL
YOU.
THERE'S NO QUESTION.
>> [ HISSES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Finn: BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR
HOME?
>> Jake: A VAMPIRE TOOK IT!
AH, WE SHOULD GO HOUSE
HUNTING -- BAG US A NEW HOUSE.
>> Finn: BUT I LIKE OUR HOME.
>> Jake: FINN, HOUSE HUNTING IS
WILD!
YOU GOT TO TRY IT!
>> Finn: REALLY?
>> Jake: YEAH, MAN.
IT IS SO NUTS!
>> Finn: YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO
SAY.
>> Jake: BLAH, BLEE, BLOO, BLAH,
BLAH, BLOOBITY, BLAH, BLOOP!
>> Finn: OKAY, I'M CONVINCED.
LET'S ROLL!
>> Jake: SWEET, THINGS ARE GONNA
START GOING OUR WAY.
HEY, LOOK. SEE?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> ♪ SO, FINN AND JAKE ♪
♪ SET OUT TO FIND A NEW HOME ♪
♪ IT'S GONNA BE TOUGH ♪
♪ A KID AND A DOG ON THEIR OWN ♪
♪ THERE'S A LITTLE HOUSE ♪
♪ AWW, FINN'S STICKING HIS FOOT
IN ♪
♪ THAT'S A BAD IDEA, DUDE,
'CAUSE NOW THAT BIRD THINKS
YOU'RE A JERK, FINN ♪
♪ NOW THEY'RE CHILLING ON THE
SIDE OF A HILL AND THINKING
LIVING IN A CLOUD WOULD BE
TOTALLY THRILLING ♪
♪ UNLESS THEY FIND SOMETHING
INSIDE, LIKE A MEAN CLOUD MAN
AND HIS BEAUTIFUL CLOUD BRIDE ♪
♪ A BEEHIVE -- OH, NO ♪
♪ DON'T PUT YOUR FOOT IN THERE,
GUY ♪
♪ Y'ALL TRIED THAT BEFORE, AND
YOU KNOW IT DIDN'T TURN OUT
RIGHT ♪
♪ BIG SHELL -- GO INSIDE ♪
♪ LOOK AROUND, IT SEEMS ALL
RIGHT ♪
♪ A FROG JUMPS OUT AND BARFS A
TIGER, THROWING DOWN A POTION
FOR FOOD AND FIRE ♪
♪ YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD HAVE
STAYED ♪
♪ AND FOUGHT THAT SEXY VAMPIRE
LADY ♪
♪ BUT JAKE WAS FEELING
TERRIFIED ♪
♪ HE WAS SUPER SCARED OF HER
VAMPIRE BITE ♪
♪ WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE VAMPIRES ARE REALLY
POWERFUL ♪
♪ THEY'RE UNREASONABLE AND BURNT
OUT ON DEALING WITH MORTALS ♪
♪ OH, MARCELINE ♪
♪ WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN? ♪
>> ♪ I'M NOT MEAN, I'M 1,000
YEARS OLD ♪
♪ AND I JUST LOST TRACK OF MY
MORAL CODE ♪
>> ♪ OH, MARCELINE ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE THESE GUYS ARE
IN PAIN? ♪
>> ♪ NO, I CAN'T ♪
♪ I'M INVESTED IN THIS VERY CUTE
VIDEO GAME ♪
>> ♪ SO, THERE GO OUR BOYS ♪
♪ WALKING ON THE ICY GROUND ♪
♪ HEADING TOWARDS THEIR
DESTINY ♪
♪ I'M SURE THEY'LL FIGURE
SOMETHING OUT ♪
>> Finn: THIS IS WEAK!
I DON'T EVEN LIKE ANY OF THESE
PLACES.
I WANT TO GO HOME.
>> Jake: FINN, LET ME TELL YOU A
LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT
"HOME" REALLY MEANS.
♪ LA LA LA ♪
♪ HOME ISN'T A PLACE ♪
♪ LET ME GIVE YOU A CLUE ♪
♪ HOME IS ANYWHERE WHERE PEOPLE
CARE ABOUT YOU ♪
>> Finn: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A
LECTURE, DUDE.
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.
>> Jake: ♪ BUT HOME IS WHERE
YOUR HEART IS, FINN ♪
♪ AND WHERE IS YOUR HEART,
FINN? ♪
♪ WELL, IT'S RIGHT THERE INSIDE
YOU ♪
♪ WELL, I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE
BESIDE YOU ♪
WITH YOUR LUCKY STARS TO GUIDE
YOU FROM ABOVE.
[ FIDDLE PLAYING ]
>> Finn: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Jake: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Finn: YEAH, I GUESS I'D
RATHER BE OUT HERE, WRAPPED IN
YOUR EAR, THAN BE IN SOME
AWESOME HOUSE ALL BY MY...
***.
>> Jake: I'D RATHER BE DANCING
WITH SOME BABES.
>> Finn: SHUT UP, DUDE!
>> Jake: GROSS.
THIS PLACE LOOKS GROSS.
>> Finn: AND ABANDONED.
[ Echoing ] AND ABANDONED.
AND ABANDONED. AND ABANDONED.
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
[ GASPS ]
WHOA, BRO!
WANT TO JUST LIVE IN HERE?
>> Jake: YES.
>> ♪ SO, THEY CLEANED THE CAVE
AND BUILT A HOUSE INSIDE THE
CAVE ♪
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
>> Jake: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK,
MAN?
WE DID PRETTY GOOD FOR
OURSELVES.
>> Finn: YEAH, WE DID.
SO, UH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO FIRST
IN OUR NEW DIGS?
>> Jake: LET'S TRASH IT AND
THROW A PARTY!
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Finn: [ SIGHS ]
THIS IS IT. FEELING GOOD.
FEELING -- I'M FEELING LIKE WE
DID IT.
I'M FEELING, LIKE, COMPLETELY
SATISFIED.
NOTHING ELSE CAN GO WRONG, YOU
KNOW, JAKE?
>> Jake: YEAH, MAN.
>> Finn: OH, YEAH. I KNOW, TOO.
>> HEY, FINN.
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> Jake: SHE'S BACK!
>> WOW, PRETTY AWESOME PARTY YOU
GOT HERE.
>> Finn: WHAT DO YOU WANT,
MARCELINE?
>> OH, I JUST WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING.
THIS CAVE BELONGS TO ME!
>> Finn: WHAT?!
>> THANKS FOR FIXING THE PLACE
UP FOR ME.
>> Finn: YOU -- YOU CAN'T TAKE
OUR HOME TWICE!
>> ♪ YES, I CA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N ♪
>> Finn: AAH!
IT'S VAMPIRE-FIGHTING TIME!
>> Jake: FINN, NO!
VAMPIRES WILL KILL YOU,
REMEMBER?
>> Finn: BUT SHE'S TAKING OUR
HOME AGAIN!
>> Jake: WE'RE HOME AS LONG AS
WE'RE TOGETHER!
BLAH, BLAH, BLEE, BLAH, BLOOP,
REMEMBER?
>> Finn: OH, YEAH.
OKAY, MARCELINE, I'M GONNA LET
YOU KEEP THIS CAVE, BUT ONLY
BECAUSE JAKE IS MY HOME.
AND HE'S WAY BETTER THAN ALL
YOUR HOMES COMBINED!
>> YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I GUESS I'LL TAKE HIM, TOO!
>> Finn: WHAT?!
>> I'LL BITE HIM A LITTLE...
>> Jake: AAH!
>> ...MAYBE TURN HIM INTO A
ZOMBIE.
>> Jake: NO!
>> Finn: LET GO OF JAKE!
>> MAKE ME.
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
YOU OKAY, PAL?
>> [ HISSES ]
NO ONE...MAKES ME...
LET GO OF JAKE!
>> Finn: I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YOU'RE PATHETIC, LITTLE BOY.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Finn: [ GRUNTS ]
YOU'RE PATHETIC!
[ SPITS ]
>> [ HISSES ]
>> Finn: GET READY FOR AN
UPPERCUT, YOU DOG!
>> MAKE ME.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
BLAH, BLAH!
BLAH!
>> Jake: I...
GOT TO HELP MY BUDDY!
>> YOUR BLOOD IS MINE!
>> Jake: [ WARBLING LOUDLY ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Finn: [ GASPS ]
>> Jake: UH-OH.
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Finn: [ SCREAMS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ SCREAMS ]
>> OW!
THAT...ACTUALLY HURT, FINN.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ SHRIEKS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
MWAH!
>> Finn: W-WHY YOU DIDN'T JUST
KILL ME?
>> 'CAUSE THAT WAS FUN!
WHEW, I HAVEN'T FOUGHT LIKE THAT
IN YEARS.
THANKS, FINN.
>> Jake: FINN.
>> Finn: A-AREN'T YOU DEAD?
>> Jake: NAH, BEFORE SHE BIT ME,
I USED MY POWERS TO SHRINK ALL
MY GUTS AND BLOOD OVER TO MY
THUMB, SEE?
>> [ CLEARS THROAT ]
YOU TWO ARE PRETTY HARD CORE.
I CAN APPRECIATE THAT.
>> Finn: SO...SO DOES THAT MEAN
WE CAN HAVE OUR OLD HOUSE BACK?
>> YEAH, KEEP IT...
AS A GIFT FROM ME!
BLAH!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Both: YEAH!
>> Finn: HUH?
[ ALL CROAKING ]
[ ALL WARBLING ]
>> Finn: DID YOU GUYS GET ON THE
BED?
I TOLD YOU, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED!
>> OH, HEY, GUYS.
>> Both: HUH?
>> COME HERE, FRIENDS. HUG ME.
[ WARBLING ]
OH, YEAH. HUG ME.
[ WARBLING ]
>> ♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ AND THE BUTTERFLIES AND BEES ♪
♪ WE CAN WANDER THROUGH THE
FOREST ♪
♪ AND DO SO AS WE PLEASE ♪
♪ COME ALONG WITH ME ♪
♪ TO A CLIFF UNDER A TREE ♪