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[Happy music playing]
Hello friends and welcome back to the Croc and Bernie show!
Guess what I got?
What?
Bam! Sunscreen!
I thought you couldn't afford that!
You made that up!
Oh.
So ah what do you want to talk about?
Ah, what about cats? I mean, remember that cat that distracted you last episode?
Yeah, I do!
I wonder where she is now.
Well, let's go find her!
No Croc, she could eat us.
Uh, why do you say that?
Because I heard cats are carnivores.
Oh, well, we're not meat!
Uh, you don't know that!
You're right! I don't know that!
But we should go anyway!
Fine, but let me put up my sunscreen.
Uh, Croc, could you get out of the shot?
Oh sorry.
[Bernie humming to himself]
Bernie! Look over there! Quick over there!
Oh my goodness, it's her! It's the cat!
She's looking at us.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Oh my gosh, she coming!
[Screaming and what not]
[Bernie and Croc huffing and puffing]
That was too close.
I though we were dead meat!
We're probably not meat at all, Croc!
Well, you can't say that for sure.
Okay, we need something else to talk about.
What about dogs?
Croc, that is just as bad!
Wait a second, we're carnivores too!
Well, I'm not too sure about me though, but continue.
So, let's eat the cat!
No Croc! She's eat before you even get the chance to open your mouth!
Oh.
Croc, I don't think we really need to go back and mess with her, I mean she could most likely eat us.
Well, do we have anything better to do?
I guess not.
Then, let's go back! Maybe she's really friendly!
Alright.
Hey kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Shut up, Croc.
Hey kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Be quiet, Croc! She could actually eat us!
Hey kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
Shhh, Croc, be quiet.
This is actually kind of scary.
Can you pet it for me, Bernie?
Shhh Croc, no! Like I said she could eat us.
I have no hands, can you please?
*sighs* Fine.
Hey kitty.
You're a nice kitty, kitty.
I'm going to pet you now, cause I love you, kitty.
Hey kitty. I love you kitty cat.
Yay!
Oh Croc!
Help me!
I don't know what to do!
Her belly is attacking me! Help me!
Please!
No!
[Croc and Bernie screaming]
[Croc and Bernie huffing and puffing]
I'm surprised that she didn't even bite me!
I didn't know cats could do that!
Oh be quiet, you did know!
Wow! I like the cat!
For me, not so much.
Oh c'mon, it's not like she ate you or anything.
In fact, I'll eat you if you want.
No.
I wonder what the cat thinks of us now.
No Croc, we're not going back to feed a cat.
Aw.
So that concludes our episode today-
I want to say that line!
Why?
Because I do the video editing.
Oh.
So that concludes our episode-
So that concludes our episode today k thanks bye.
[Funky music playing]