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So happy new year everyone and i hope you all received lovely presents for Christmas.
I on the other hand had quite the opposite experience, as i'm sure you've guessed by
the title of this video that i nearly had the nightmare of BECOMING A FATHER!
So picture the scene, it was just past midnight on Christmas Day, i was casually watching
TV then all of a sudden i get a call from a girl i haven't spoken to in a few months.
As the last time i saw her we were having *** cuddles shall we say.
And that was the last time i heard from her. Anyway so the phone rings and i try and rack
my brains to who it was that was calling me. I answer it and the girl says.
Hi Andy, Merry Christmas. To the much confusement of who it was i reply.
Thank You, Merry Christmas to you. After a few seconds i finally remember who
it is and she says. Do you remember me?
Of course i do, i haven't heard from you in ages, are you ok?
This is when the bombshell drops! Yeah i just wanted to say, IM PREGNANT!
I know right! What the hell do you do in that predicament,
i wasn't sure if it was true or just an evil, evil joke.
My life flashed before my very eyes and how the hell i would cope being a Dad.
I started asking questions to her and before she would answer she just hung up.
I thought to myself could this actually be true, me of all people, being a Dad!
Because things just weren't adding up, i heard whispers and laughters in the background,
she got the dates wrong of when we met up and she sounded quite drunk which made me
think that all this coulda been a joke. However the paranoia set in that night, i
tried to go to sleep, i kept tossing and turning all night, shivering with anxiety and wishing
that it was all a dream. I woke up the next morning still realising
i could of had an Andy junior on the way and i just thought i had to contact her.
I texted her saying, I hope it was all a joke what you said to me last night?
It took her 2 hours to reply, i had no fingernails left and i had sweated my entire bodyweight,
but she finally replied, Oh my god! i was just kidding, sorry.
So it turns out, it was a horrible, drunken Christmas bet, that i had the pleasure of
experiencing. But i thought to myself who the hell would
be that evil to play a sick, sick joke like that, especially on Christmas Day!
Because i have learned a valuable lesson in all of this.
Girls are complete ARSEHOLES! Ok see ya next time guys!
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