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'Sup internet friend and welcome to HowToNott.
The place where I teach you how not to do stuff. Or, how to not do stuff.
And today I'd like to teach you how not to do the dishes.
And I hear you thinking. "Really? Such a simple thing? I don't think you need to teach us that!"
But you, are wrong, my friend! WR. ONG!
'Cos I see this stuff all the time. And I also don't understand why it's not... you know, simple to do this stuff.
But people do this, and I don't like it!
First. Let's define doing the dishes, shall we?
"Do the dishes. To wash the dishes. To wash and dry the dishes."
"Knives, forks, glasses, etc. After a meal."
"Bill, you cannot go out and play until you've done the dishes!"
"Why am I always the one who has to do the dishes?!"
"Wash up. Clean. Make clean. Make clean by removing dirt, filth or unwanted substances from..." etc.
Ok, so we wash the dishes because we want them clean. Right?
Remove crusts, food stains, bacteria, nasty stuff. That's why we're doing the dishes, right?
Then why... WHYYY do people not RINSE the dishes?
Do they not understand that the water is slowly getting dirty with all the food stains
and bacteria and mold and fungi (which is the same thing as mold).
whatever. Do they not understand that? That the dishes have been in that stuff.
Even though there's soap in there, there's also nasty stuff in there.
And I wonder, thi... I thi... I wonder! This is what I wonder. Ok?
Do these people go in the shower, wash their hair with shampoo and all that stuff
and wash it up and wash it up and wash it up and then, get out of the shower
..... like nothing is happening here.
Is that what people do? Because, you know, that's what you're doing to the dishes.
You're not rinsing the dirt and the stuff and the soap off.
So, I guess they go in the shower. Aaand they wash themselves
and then they don't rinse and just get out of the shower...
(voice) "Dude, what are you doing?"
What?
(voice) "You have shampoo on your head!"
Yeah, I just showered....
Is that what they do? Is that what they do?
So this is... this is something that bothers me, you know?
If I come to your place and I see the way you do dishes
I don't really want to drink from your cups or eat from your plates.
It's just... I don't like it! You know?
I like the stuff that I use to be clean, and fresh, and exciting! You know?
People! Do me a favour. Rinse the dishes!
And that's a wrap for today! Come back next Friday because I upload a video every Friday.
Tell me, do you have people in your life that... you know, don't rinse the dishes
and you are annoyed by that too. You know. Do you have any stories about that?
Leave them in the comments below or if you just agree with me, you know, just hit the Thumbs Up
and uh... we'll agree.
Thanks for subscribing if you have and I will see you next week!
Really, though.
Dirty dishes -> Sad puppies. Clean dishes -> Happy puppies! WROOF!